Jokes
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. |
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. |
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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. |
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals. |
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! |
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye. |
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. |
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. |
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes. |
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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. |
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. |
Friday, January 18, 2002 21:05:16
© Vj Koirala, 2002