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| My Friend's Quotes/Words of Wisdom | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "I'm only a lesbian on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays." (Just in case if your wondering, she's bi on all the other days...) "Est-ce que tu veux un sandwich de knuckle?" (which means something like, 'Would you like a knuckle sandwich?' in French.)" "Lesbian love will cure world hunger!" "Lauren est un folie fille. Elle a sixante chats sur sa t�t�. Ils aiment faire poopoo dans ses chevaux. Elle les ai mang�s. (which means 'Lauren is a crazy girl. She has 60 cats on her head. They like to poopoo in her hair. She ate them,' in French.)" "The name's Christ. Jesus Christ. Bringing the world to salvation one being at a time!" - Alicia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "We used to have a play room. Then our parents put a piano in it and now there is nothing but practicing piano. So we made the world our playroom. And to this day I can still feel myself stepping on legos and screaming..." "It's the dick of one man, not the dick of many men." "I sense a conspiracy, all these people got on all the sudden... probably to cyber" "Blargh. I have naught to type here. So I must write Goth poetry. 'I'm sad, Because of the void, That is my AIM profile, Death is my only escape.� - Amy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Well at least I know he isn't gay!" "Why are all the cute guys gay DAMNIT!" "It's like sex in your mouth! *eating an Altoid*" - Anna | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| �You know what's the gayest song in the world? I'm gay gay gay, ha ha ha!� �Enunciated your orgasms!� - Ariel | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Pimpin Pippin" "He's so full of life!" (by the way, she's describing Pippin from The Lord of the Rings...) "I'm gunna bust a cap in your crotch!!!" "Hi Dad I'm in the pipes! I'll be coming up threw the toilet any second now." - Carey | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "*waves magic power wand* Eek... That sounds like a vibrator." " How does Dan know what happens when you rape a cow?" - Cindy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and HERE ARE MY FINGERS!!!" "The toilet water in this school is very acidic." "Why did the raccoon cross the road? Cause it was STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN!!" "Yea, my third arm, the one I keep down my pants. Wait.....no." "You rape a cow, it does this. You rape a chicken, it does that." "Shittles! (ispired by Jess) "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Dan | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| �I need some forceps to forcep the forceps!� � Dean M. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I wonder what would happen if you put a fallopian tube on a pottery wheel?" - Jenny | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I have no problem with gays, but if your gunna be gay, be gay! I don�t want your AIDs!" � Jessica | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| �Mullinary, you better get your nuts and bolts ready. You�re about to be screwed!� � Jimmy C. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "When I see her, I want to be IN her... What's wrong?" (This was Joe trying to tell Alex H. about a girl he liked, and you know Joes English, he was trying to say 'When I see her, I want to be WITH her.' and Alex just laughed, so Joe didn't know what he said.) - Joe | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "There's a Cuban in the Sprite!" � Laura | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Shower time, getting all squeaky clean. No more rubber dicky my brother ate it. Hey if he's a canniable, he'll eat anything...." (in case if you were wondering it was a typo, it's supposed to be 'ducky' but i like this one better bwhahahahaha) "So they pick up rocks and move them to a new location? They do rock relocation?" - Liz | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ah well ya know, what'r ya gunna did?" "Mommy! Mommy! Everytime a flammingo humps you'r head, and angel gets it's wings... chopped off." (This quote was inspired by seeing a school teacher with a flammingo on her hat with it's legs rapped around her head LOL!!!) "I wonder what they would do if you went to subway and licked the sub all over before you paid for it, and said 'Sorry I don't have enouph money...' " "Nummy!" "Hey I ate some red icing and them some yellow icing... do you think it's orange in my stomach or just all greeny-ish-brown from my stomach acids?" "God dammit don't u hate it when u go threw the trouble to shave...and U MISS SPOTS!!! The pain we have to go threw for being girls...." "You know how before people get married the guy asks 'Will you marry me?' And gives her a ring. Well what do gays do since they can�t get married? Hand the other a box with a key in it and ask 'Will you move in with me?' " - Me | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "What�s better than a barrel of monkeys, a barrel of zombie babies!" � Sam | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's gonna be the cockroaches, Dan's sharpie, and Lauren after the nuclear holocaust.� �How many strips of bacon does it take to get a dog across the ocean? 7! Because fish don't have armpits!� � Taylor | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Throwing away applejuice is like throwing away the soul... It comes out of the CAN!!!" "Drive it hard!!!!" "North South East West, Who does Jesus love the most?!" "Everytime I let Jesus fuck me I get another year to live. That must mean I'm gunna be pretty damni old!" - Terry | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You know Lauren... that really gets me right here... *touches knee*" (This was after I hit Zach on the knee [In doing this I didn't realize that I had long nails...], and my nails ripped a chunk of skin out of his knee making it bleed. There for, he said that qoute.) - Zach | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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