| You know you might be Jubei obsessed when.... |
| 1. You can't help but humm the songs all day long, then get the soundtracks for X-MAS! Yeppie! 2. You get your family into the series and make them obsessed as you. 3. You tend to shrivle and dry up when you get sad or despressed, or you hand the lovely eyepatch over to someone else... 4. You have been wandering around for 300 years and tell all your friends that you are looking for the "plump bouncy bon-bons"! 5. You make an eyepatch and dress up, and then go attack all your teachers, who you think are enemies! 6. You attack one of your teachers and they are an enemy! 7. You change your teacher's direction in life and they go to be a singer, or farmer... 8. You take a wooden sword and after hitting someone, they make their lives better... 9. The guys in school tend to watch your big breasts and fall in love with you... 10. You stuff your bra to make your chest bigger so Konisuke will find you and give you the eyepatch! 11. You run after all the big-chested girls with your eyepatch all day long... 12. You get arrested for harasment... 13. You try to make your hair just like Jubei's and wear the same clothes she does for school... 14. You ride a bike to school every day. 15. You make a site like this and a list. 16. You have all the Jubei chan merchandise! The eyepatch, costume, sword, Koinosuke UFO doll...etc... 17. You take a urinal and paint it pink so you can practice your technique with one eye! 18. You wear an eyepatch all day long. 19. You create your own "unrefined" gang and tell them to call you boss, but they end up calling you something else... 20. Your tee-shirt's letters tend to change with your mood or what is going on in your head... 21. You eat only the "Jubei Yaki" everyday! 22. You have to dump water on yourself once in a while, to make sure you won't dry up. 23. You have your bud dress up like Koinisuke and chase you around with the eyepatch. 24. You do this at the anime conventions you go to. 25. You can sing all the songs by heart. 26. You make a rpg for Jubei chan. 27. You start writing fanfiction and have your own site~ 28. You are the first ever English site on Anipike! YEAH! ^.^ |