| Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... |
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MY RESULT:Super Villain |
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About me: The important stuff
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My analysis: Yeah! I love shrimp!
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Speaking in public.
Showing up at a party alone. Getting pulled into a meeting you're not prepared
for. Any of these scenarios can make you feel unwell. And who can blame you? No
one likes being in an uncomfortable situation, but for you, it can really make
your skin crawl!
Sweaty palms and a pounding heart? Who needs them? You're the type who feels
most at home when things are more in your control. And who can blame you?
Whether covered by the safety blanket of your expertise, your friends, or your
family, you're happiest when you've got all the right support mechanisms around.
That's not to say you can't handle surprises or new experiences. It's just that
you're at your best when you know what to expect. And it's that kind of
sensible, stable approach to life that will help you handle anything that comes
your way!
My analysis: Does being uncomfortable bother me? You bet. However, public speaking has never been a problem. I'm a natural performer.
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Sociopath You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant. |
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You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!
To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
My analysis: Am I disturbed by this? Yes. Surprised? No.
I'm a O59-C35-E18-A14-N49 Big Five!!
My analysis: As long as I'm not Mac OSX, I'm okay.
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| Global Personality Test Results |
| Stability (43%) moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious. Orderliness (43%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion (43%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. |
Brain Lateralization Test Results |
| Right Brain (36%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (48%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain |
| Big Five Test Results |
| Extroversion (36%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and private. Accommodation (20%) low which suggests you are overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the expense too often of the well being of others. Orderliness (54%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, structured, and self controlled while still remaining flexible, varied, and fun. Emotional Stability (46%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive. Inquisitiveness (62%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical. |
| ISTP - "Engineer". Values freedom of action and following interests and impulses. Independent, concise in speech, master of tools. 5.4% of total population. |
My analysis: Sweet Sacajawea, no! Untrue, untrue. If I disagree with you, you'll know about it! I...I...I gotta lie down. Oh, no, no, no!
A delicate blend of childlike enthusiasm and adult-style maturity. Well, a little bit of maturity.
Hey, Nascar dad! Or Nascar mom, or Nascar kid, or whoever. You like Republicans, and you might like Nascar, and that’s why you’re reading this.
Rough! Looks like your delinquency is finally gonna catch up with you. Don’t worry. We know the names of some very good lawyers.
You’re not an aggressive person, and you’ve got a lot of good stuff going for you. None of that’s gonna save you from your careless eating habits.
The Cadillac of senses of humor. Smart, sophisticated, and people either love you or just roll their eyes at you.
Congratulations on getting to the end of the quiz! Why don’t you go lie down for a while?
You’re a nice, funny, intelligent person who just happens to be terrifying to anyone under the age of six.
Dude, you got it made. Everyone loves a chimp. They’re smart, cool and fun to watch, and no one can resist their charm.
