| Diva's Lament (from Spamalot) (MARIN addresses the Nintendo Board of Executives) MARIN What ever happened to my part? It was exciting at the start. Now we're halfway through �02 And I've had nothing yet to do. I've been out of games for far too long It's ages since I had a song. This is one unhappy diva The producer's have deceived her. There is nothing I can sing from my heart. Whatever happened to my part? I am sick of my career Always stuck second gear Up to here, with frustration that go on. I've no credit, no rewards, Just a stinkin� Melee Award! I'm constantly replaced with Malon! Whatever happened to my show? I was a hit, now I don't know. I'm with a stupid Hylian knight, Prancing 'round in woolly tights. I might as well go to the pub They've changed the Hero to a shrub Out fighting with a bush Well they can kiss my tush! It seems to me they've really lost the plot Whatever happened to my� I'll call my agent, dammit! Whatever happened to my Not yours! Not yours! But my�Part! |