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Arianna: =enters to music= Guess who’s back, back again. Riri’s back, tell a friend…

 

Latisha: Please don’t sing.

 

Arianna: The votes are in! But before we start the episode, I would like to thank Golden Emblem. She didn’t know I was already doing an “American Idol” parody and started one, but when I informed her of mine and asked her to not continue, she very kindly deleted it. For that, we give her the Cooperative Cookie Award!

 

Ms.Squiggles: =appearing out of nowhere at the mention of food= Cookie?

 

Latisha: It can talk!

 

Fiora: BAD MS.SQUIGGLES! =drags her off= Sheesh, you’re more like a flying pig than a flying horse!

 

Ms.Squiggles: Cookie! =sob=

 

Arianna: Um, anyways, here’s a cookie! Thanks for being so nice. :)

 

Erk: You don’t even know if she’ll ever read this, dimwit.

 

Eliwood: Well, it’s the thought that counts…

 

Arianna: Okay! Show starts….NOW!

 

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fire Emblem, any of the songs, or the Disney cruise line. Also, no stuffed cats were actually harmed in the making of this show.

 

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Limstella: We last left off with-

 

- ::: ANGST ::: -

 

Kent: =bawling= Giggles! WAAAAAAAAH!

 

- ::: EMBARRASSMENT ::: -

 

Lowen: Uhhh…so I guess the wig’s a no?

 

- ::: And COMEDY ::: -

 

 

Jaffar: AHAHAHAHA!

 

- ::: But then, a lone monk offered HOPE ::: -

 

Lucius: I can fix all this!

 

- ::: DA NA NA ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: Okay, you can stop now, Limstella. ::: -

 

- ::: Whatever. ::: -

 

Hector: And how do you plan to do that, blondie?

 

Louise: HEY! DON’T DISCREAMANEET BY HAIR COLOR!

 

Pent: It’s discriminate, dear.

 

Lucius: =ahem=

 

(A/N: Attempting to get attention back to him.)

 

- ::: It’s really pathetic when people strive for attention. ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: HEY! I thought I told you to get off the overvoice! ::: -

 

- ::: Yeah, you did. But I’m not listening. ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: Why’s your stuff in bold and not mine? ::: -

 

- ::: Because I’m special. I’m a morph and you’re just a pathetic human trying to crawl into a fantasy world by writing these horribly boring and distressingly comedy-less stories. ::: -

 

- :::Eliwood: You use big words. ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: Where’d you come from?!?!? ::: -

 

- ::: Hello weakling human lord. ::: -

 

 

- ::: Arianna: THAT’S IT! BACK TO THE STORY! ::: -

 

(A/N: Before I was rudely interrupted, Lucius was drawing attention to himself by ‘ahem’ing.)

 

- - - - -

 

Lucius: I can fix Lowen’s problem by signing him up for ‘Extreme Makeover’.

 

- - - - -

 

- ::: Arianna: I smell a fanfic. =wink=  ::: -

 

- ::: Please, Elimine, NO! ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: LIMSTELLA!!! ::: -

 

- ::: I’m not Limstella. ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: Then WHO ARE YOU?!?!? ::: -

 

- ::: I’m Matthew! And I just wanted to inform everybody that Erky dolls are going on a special clearance sale! Only 12 gold pieces! And if you buy an Arianna doll, you can enter in a contest to get a picture of me autographed by me! Also-  ::: -

 

- ::: Arianna: THAT’S IT! Latisha, CUT THE WIRES TO THE OVERVOICE BOX PRONTO!!! ::: -

 

- - - - -

 

(A/N: Back to what might’ve, once upon a time, been a story. Let’s replay everything that’s happened so far that’s actually part of the episode. )

 

- - - - -

 

Kent: =bawling= Giggles! WAAAAAAAAH!

 

Lowen: Uhhh…so I guess the wig’s a no?

 

Jaffar: AHAHAHAHA!

 

Lucius: I can fix all this!

 

Hector: And how do you plan to do that, blondie?

 

 

Louise: HEY! DON’T DISCREAMANEET BY HAIR COLOR!

 

Pent: It’s discriminate, dear.

 

Lucius: =ahem=  I can fix Lowen’s problem by signing him up for ‘Extreme Makeover’. I can fix Kent’s problem by sewing Giggles back together. And I can fix Jaffar’s problem by saying that Sain has pictures of Nino naked.

 

Lowen: Uhhh…what’s an X stream make over?

 

Kent: =sniff= You mean…you can operate on Giggles? And put her back together? YAY!

 

Jaffar: =stops laughing=   =GLARES, and I mean, GLARES at Sain=

 

Sain: Whaaa….. =sees GLARE= I DO NOT! =runs for life=

 

Jaffar: MUST. KILL. IMMEDIATELY.

 

Nino: No! BAD JAFFAR! =puts him on leash= No killing friends!

 

Jaffar: ….. ‘That idiot pervert is no friend of mine. So I should be allowed to kill him later. When Nino’s not around. He he he he he…..’

 

Arianna: =comes running from nowhere=

 

(A/N: Nowhere is a very nice place. I go there often. It has purple grass and candy trees. And there’s lots of Fire Emblem stuff. Lots and lots of Fire Emblem stuff. )

 

Arianna: Hey! The votes are in for who goes on to the semi-finals!

 

AllButKent: And?!?

 

Kent: YOU KILLED GIGGLES!

 

Lucius: =THWAP= Shutup! =has sewing needles in mouth= I’m working as fast as I can!

 

Kent: =sniff=

 

Arianna: They’re still being counted!

 

All: WHAT?!?

 

Arianna: Don’t worry….they should be counted soon.

 

 

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### IN COUNTING ROOM ###

 

Bartre: Duh….1 vote….der…..for…ME!

 

Heath: =THWACK= You’re not in the competition, stupid!

 

Bartre: Duh…right…huh huh.=drools=

 

Heath: UUUGH! You drooled all over the votes you disgusting worthless piece a-

 

Serra: =shrieking from other room= COULD YOU TWO BE QUIETER? I’M TRYING TO COUNT!!!

 

Heath: Well, SORRY! =mumbling= Stupid, pink-haired….

 

Bartre: Yum yum…huh huh.

 

Heath: Yum? What did you- UGH! You ATE THE VOTES?!?!?

 

Serra: =throws stuff= SHUT UP IN THERE!

 

Heath: =THUNK= =KO’d=

 

Bartre: =thunk= Doh. Mmmm….chocolate. =starts eating pencil sharpener=

 

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Arianna: Yup, any minute now they’ll have the votes counted.

 

Eliwood: I know what we can do ‘till then.

 

Lyn: I’m afraid to ask, but, what?

 

Eliwood: We can relive our recent victory against Nergal! =beams=

 

Hector: Eliwood, that was weeks ago!

 

Eliwood: But we never really celebrated it! C’mon, it’ll be fun! We can sing a song!

 

Arianna: Oh, alright. Go get the stage set up! And pass out tickets! Ephidel, you’ll have to be our announcer since I had Latisha tie Limstella up and throw her in the janitor’s closet.

 

Ephidel: But I’m the camera man!

 

Arianna: Well, do you know anyone else who could be announcer?

 

Ephidel: Ummm…how ‘bout Kishuna?

 

Kishuna: ………..

 

Arianna: Can it talk?

 

Ephidel: …….I think so……

 

Kishuna: …………..

 

Ephidel: SPEAK, KISHUNA!

 

Kishuna: ……………

 

Lucius: Talk or I’ll tell Jaffar you have naked pictures of Nino.

 

Jaffar: …..!? =draws killing edges=

 

Kishuna: Oh and it was a beautiful day the sun was shining and there were cute little birdies in the trees and I walked down the road and said hello to every neighbor along the street and you know what they said hello back and I thanked Nergal for creating me even though I hate him he really is a rather revolting fellow with that big ugly nasty scar and those girly magazines that he told me never to tell anyone about which normally would never have been a problem but since now I’m being threatened with death for pictures that I assure you I do not possess I guess I might as well say every little thought that has crossed my mind these past hundred or so years like about how big I really think Sonia’s butt is and how I saw Darin doing the cha cha slide that one time in a sequined pink tutu and almost threw up my lunch but then I realized that I never eat so there was nothing to throw up and then I witnessed-

 

Arianna: Okay! Please stop before I hear anything else I didn’t want to know!

 

Kishuna: ……………...

 

Wil: We’re READY!

 

Arianna: Let’s see what horror awaits me now.

 

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=screen comes down on stage background while thousands of people in the audience scream=

 

 

Kishuna: And now, Eliwood Elite’s version of “We Are The Champions” by Queen. With a few changed words. Lead singer is Eliwood! Because who doesn’t love Lord Eliwood?

 

Arianna: I don’t.

 

The ‘I Hate Eliwood Fanclub’: We don’t.

 

Everyone Who Voted In Nintendo Power That He’s Uglier Than Nemesis: We don’t.

 

=spotlights go on Eliwood and screen starts flashing scenes=

 

Eliwood: I’ve paid my dues….

 

()() These mean the scene on the screen ()()

 

(A/N: I’m such a poet. Hehe.)

 

()()

 

Eliwood: Huh? 12,000 gold for what?

 

Delivery Dude: It says for large amounts of giant chocolate bars and pixie sticks.

 

Eliwood: ARIANNA!!!!!

 

()()

 

Eliwood: Time after time…..

 

()()

 

Eliwood: 50,000 gold?!?!?

 

DD: Don’t shoot the deliverer.

 

Eliwood: I thought it was don’t shoot the messenger.

 

DD: Whatever, dude.

 

Eliwood: =twitch=

 

()()

 

Eliwood: I’ve done my sentence, but committed no crime….

 

()()

 

Eliwood: =in cell= What am I being locked up for?

 

Police Dude: For not paying your fines, dude.

 

Eliwood: I told you! SHE =points at Arianna= bought all the stuff!

 

PD: Whatever, dude.

 

Eliwood: Hey, weren’t you the delivery man?

 

PD: Uhhhh…..no?

 

()()

 

Eliwood: And bad mistakes. I’ve made a few.

 

Arianna: =snort= DEFINITELY more than just a few!

 

Eliwood: I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I’ve come through!

 

()()

 

-Nabata Desert-

 

Nils: =kick kick=

 

Eliwood: AH! There’s sand in my eyes!

 

Nils: Ooops.

 

()()

 

Eliwood: Weeee are the chaaampions-my frieeends. And we’ll keep on fiiiighting, till the end!

 

()()

 

-Dragon’s Gate-

 

Eliwood: =fighting dragon=

 

Lyn: Isn’t this exciting, Kent?

 

Druid: =uses sleep staff=

 

Kent: ZZzzz…… =snore=

 

Lyn: KENT!

 

()()

 

All: We are the champions! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! No time for losers, ‘cause we are the chaaampions!

 

Eliwood: OF THE WOOOO-

 

Hector: =punches him and takes mic=

 

Eliwood: =fades as he disappears into the sky= Ooooooooorld…….

 

Hector: I’ve taken my bows. And my curtain calls. You’ve bought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it.

 

Arianna: And Farina took it all.

 

()()

 

Hector: HOW MUCH?!?

 

Farina: 20,000 gold is perfectly reasonable! Ask her! =points at Arianna=

 

Arianna: =paying more attention to the fighting= Huh? Oh, sure. Right. Whatever.

 

Hector: Oh, alright. =hands all gold to Farina=

 

Farina: Hee hee hee!

 

()()

 

Hector: But it’s been no bed of roses.

 

()()

 

=scene of Raven watering roses=

 

()()

 

Raven: WHERE’D THEY GET THAT!!?!!

 

Hector: No pleasure cruise.

 

()()

 

-On Fargus’ Boat-

 

Pirates: Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ tums!

 

Arianna: I thought it was rum?

 

Pirates: HOW DARE YOU CORRECT US! WALK THE PLANK!

 

Arianna: Eeeeek! HELP ME, ELIWOOD! =SPLASH=

 

Eliwood: =listening to Arianna’s cd player= We are the champions, my friends…..

 

()()

 

Hector: I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain’t gonna lose! And I need to go on, on, on, on, on…..

 

Eliwood: =crawls back on stage= Weeeeee, are the champions, my frieeends!

 

Raven: =playing guitar = And weeeee’ll keep on fiiighting, till the eeend!

 

All: We are the champions! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! Nooo time for losers! ‘Cause we are the champions!

 

Eliwood: Of the world!

 

Hector: Weee are the champions, my friends!

 

Lyn: And weeee’ll, keep on fighting, till the end!

 

All: We are the champions! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

 

Lords: No time for losers!

 

All: ‘Cause we are the champions!

 

-=music stops=-

 

Eliwood: OF THE WOOOOORLD! World, world, world…we’re the champions! We’ll keep fighting! YA!

 

 

Arianna: Eliwood, the song’s over.

 

Eliwood: TILL THE END! I AM A CHAMPION! I AM A CHAMPION!

 

Hector: =WHAM=

 

Eliwood: Ow….what?

 

Lyn: Song’s over, Eliwood.

 

Eliwood: Well that’s weird, just cutting off like that….

 

-= Serra, Heath, and Bartre come running onstage=-

 

Heath: WE FINALLY GOT THE VOTES COUNTED!

 

Audience: =much applause and screaming=

 

Serra: Will all the contestants, please line up!

 

-=Lyn, Sain, Lucius, Nino, Jaffar, Karel, Florina, Lowen, Raven, Louise, Pent, and Kent all line up=-

 

Heath: If your name is called, please walk up onto the platform at center stage!

 

Karel: What platform?

 

Dorcas: =pushing platform= Hut hut hut hut…. =puts it at center stage then runs off= Hut hut hut hut….

 

Heath: That platform.

 

Bartre: Doh…..big cake…

 

Heath: =thwack= NO IT ISN’T!

 

Ms.Squiggles: Cake?

 

Fiora: =from audience= MS.SQUIGGLES! Get back in the audience THIS INSTANT!

 

Ms.Squiggles: Cake! =sob= =flies back into audience=

 

Serra: =opens envelope= In first place, and the first person to go on to the semi-finals….

 

Louise: =passes out=

 

Sain: =throws up=

 

Lowen: =wets himself=

 

Serra: Is….umm..heycan I get a mic?

 

Dorcas: Hut hut hut…. =hand her mic= Hut hut hut….

 

Serra: Thanks… =screech= TESTING! TEEEESTING! CAN EVERYONE HERE ME?

 

Audience: =cringe=

 

Serra: Okay! So….the first semi-finalist is…..

 

=drumroll=

 

Serra: NINO!

 

Nino: M-m-m-m-me? EEEEEEEEEK! =hugs Jaffar=

 

Jaffar: =choking= ….. ‘No air. NO AIR!

 

Nino: =skips up on platform=

 

Nino Fans: YEEEAH! GO NINO! =does the wave=

 

Serra: In second place, well, actually, it was a 3 way tie. SAIN!

 

Sain Fans: WOOOOOOOOOT!

 

Lord-Pisces: WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!

 

Sain: =waves while running onto platform= Thank you! Thank-AH! =slips and falls behind platform=

 

Jaffar: ….. =disappears behind platform=

 

Sain: What are you doin-AHHHH!

 

Serra: Errr….FLORINA!

 

Florina: =shocked= Oh…my…. =passes out=

 

Serra: Uh, Lord Hector, a little help?

 

Hector: =picks Florina up and carries her onto platform=

 

Florina Fans: YAY! YAY!

 

Serra: And…..RAVEN!

 

Raven: Feh. I knew it. =walks up platform=

 

Raven Fans: YAAAAAAAAY!

 

Arianna: YEAH BABY! WOOOOOO!

 

Raven: =knocks Nino out of the way and stands in the center of the platform= PRAISE YOUR ALMIGHTY KING!

 

Jaffar: =appears behind Raven= …..

 

Raven: Huh?

 

Jaffar: =WHAM=

 

Raven: AH! =falls into audience=

 

Raven Fan Girls: GET HIM, GIRLS!

 

Raven: NOOOOO!

 

Jaffar: =drags a bloody Sain out from behind platform and throws him into audience too=

 

Sain Fan Girls: YAAAAAAAAY!

 

Lord-Pisces: =guards Sain = BACK! BACK, I SAY!

 

Serra: Ummm...I’ll just continue, ‘kay? Tied for third, JAFFAR!

 

Jaffar: =had started slinking off the platform but freezes when his name is called=

 

Jaffar Fans: YEAH! GO JAFFAR!

 

Arianna: I LOVE YOU JAFFY-BABY!

 

Jaffar: …..

 

Nino: Yay! We both made it!

 

 

Serra: And last, but not least…..

 

Karel: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!

 

Lucius: Please not me, PLEASE not me!

 

Serra: KAREL!

                     

Karel: I KNEW IT! MUHAHAHA! =runs onto platform=

 

Karel Fans: ALRIGHT! GO KILLING DUDE!

 

Arianna: =sob= Why him? Why not Pent? =sniff= I thought my days of being threatened by Karel were finally over….

 

Serra: Let’s hear another big round of applause for your six semi-finalists!

 

Karel: =grabs mic from Serra= BOW TO ME! YOUR NEW KING!

 

Lucius: HEY! Lord Raymond is king!

 

Karel: The one you call Lord Raymond is currently captured by crazy fangirls, so by default, I AM KING!

 

Raven: =crawls back onstage= NO YOU’RE NOT! I AM! =his clothes are torn and there’s lipstick smeared all over his face=

 

Karel: =draws Wo Dao= OH YEAH?!?

 

Raven: YEAH! =draws silver sword=

 

Sain: =climbs onstage= I need a medic….

 

Karel: =charges at Raven=

 

Raven: =charges at Karel=

 

Karel Fans: GO KING KAREL!!!

 

Raven Fans: GO KING RAVEN!!!

 

Arianna: Can you say out of control?

 

Eliwood. Yes. Out of control.

 

 

=Music: Da na na na na NA na!=

 

Raven: HAAAAAA!

 

Karel: YAAAAAAAAAA!

 

=screen freezes at the two in mid=lunge=

 

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=-PREVIEW OF NEXT TIME-=

 

Kishuna: The battle to decide the King of the World! And the 6 finalists get a chance to sing for an audience. Plus, beginning of the voting for finalists! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

 

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Arianna: Cliffie!

 

Erk: Very, very strange cliffhanger.

 

Arianna: Since I didn’t get to voting for the finalists, we’re going to have a different voting!

 

Erk: Oh no.

 

Arianna: Who should be king? Karel or Raven! YOU DECIDE! Tell ‘em Limstella!

 

Erk: Limstella is in the janitor’s closet, remember?

 

Arianna: Oh, yeah. Then, you tell them!

 

Erk: =sigh= Shouldn’t you do review responses first?

 

Arianna: Oh, alright.

 

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REVIEW RESPONSES

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Emblem-Freak: Giggles has been saved thanks to Lucius’ sewing skills. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Sword of Seals:

Erk: Why wasn’t I a contestant?

‘Cause you were needed as a judge!

Erk: =muttering= Singing would’ve been funner

Thanks for reviewing!

 

Tofuboygtr: What do I do? I wonder myself sometimes. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Shadow Mewtwo977: I bet you’re glad that both the people you voted for made it. :) Thanks for reviewing!

 

Ed, the Master Tactician: So I’m guessing you’re voting Karel for king, eh? Of course, Raven has a shiny pointy death-inflicter to. Decisions, decisions. Latisha has been changed back because some of the staff around this studio were getting a little queasy having to look at Nergal’s ugly face all day. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Kensou freak: Lowen’s eyes creepy? Nah.

Erk: =shows her picture of Lowen again=

AHHHH! TAKE IT AWAY!

Erk: …….

Thanks for reviewing!

 

Ice Angel Mina: Mina, if Matthew gets on my overvoice system again, kill him immediately, okay? Also, if he sells anymore of those Arianna dolls. Those things are evil. Mizuki, don’t hold her back. I love Matthew, but anyone who sells voodoo dolls of me MUST DIE. Thanks for reviewing! And I’ll see what I can do about the Elfire tomes.

 

RBMIfan: What kind of doll? The Erky dolls, I hope. I don’t like the idea of people having voodoo dolls of me.

Matthew: I do. Big bucks. He he.

Thank you very much for the review!

 

 

Illusi0n: I can’t believe you’re still reviewing. You’ve been since the beginning. I am eternally grateful for your reviews. You were my first reviewer. =sniff=

Erk: Don’t get sentimental on the reviewers. It’ll scare them away.

Atleast it doesn’t show Lowen’s eyes on the battle screen. It would probably put a few people in the hospital to see those ugly things.

Erk: =shows her picture again=

GAH! BURN THAT THING! Anyways, thanks for the review! :)

 

littlefreeze: Wow! Someone who actually understood one of my jokes! :) Thanks for the review!

 

Ari-Rea: I went ahead and counted that as 4 votes, just because you two are so kind. Which is probably why they both made it into the semi-finals. Thanks for reviewing!

 

FireEdge: Why did so many of you feel sorry for Giggles? It’s a stuffed cat!

Lucius: She’s close to Kent’s heart. :)

Lyn: =sniff= I’m supposed to be close to Kent’s heart!

Oh no! PLEASE come back to life! What will your family think of me if you die?

Bartre: Mmmmm….cardboard sign. =CHOMP=

Sign Now Reads: ven and Karel!

Ummm…hope that wasn’t an expensive sign.

Erk: It was made out of cardboard, how expensive could it have been?

Thanks for reviewing!

 

Leviathan2: Funny? Who’s funny?

Erk: I believe they think you are funny.

HAHA! Don’t make such funny jokes, Erk!

Erk: ……..

Thanks for the review! :)

 

savvykate: Hey, I got an idea! MATTHEW!

Matthew: Yo?

Go with savvykate! AND STAY AWAY FROM MY OVERVOICE MACHINE!

Matthew: Ummm..okay. Go where?

To the moon for all I care.

Matthew: Cool. I’ve never been to the moon. Let’s go, Savannah!

Uh, have fun! Thanks for reviewing!

 

Sukasa192: Thanks for voting and reviewing!

 

Person voting for Lyn and Kent: Wow. Oddly specific name. Lol. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Crystal, wandering thief: They both made it. :) Thanks for reviewing!

 

Wyvern girl: =gasp= Names can be stolen? Y’mean, somebody could pretend to be me?

Erk: Believe me, Ri, no one could ever be a good enough actor to pretend to be as weird as you.

Haha. The life Lowen lives is sad. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Hitnwey: Yay! You get the Congratulations Cookie Award! Actually, in the rules I said I wouldn’t accept email votes, but I’m allowed to bend my own rules, right? Hehe. :D Thanks for reviewing!

 

enangl27: Please don’t die! I already killed one person! =sniff= Gives me a guilty conscience. Thanks for reviewing!

 

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Arianna: That’s it! Now, tell the people about voting!

 

Erk: I can’t. I don’t have a microphone.

 

- ::: THE BATTLE FOR KING OF THE WORLD! WHO SHOULD WIN? YOU DECIDE! JUST SEND YOUR VOTES TO ‘Reviews For FE Idol P.O. Box 1737183’. :::-

 

Arianna: Limstella?

 

 

- ::: NO, GIGGLES! LUCIUS FIXED ME! ::: -

 

Erk: Fixed you how exactly?

 

Arianna: Oh, hey Kent!

 

- ::: I AM NOT KENT! I AM GIGGLES! AND YOU SHALL PAY FOR TRYING TO KILL ME! :::-

 

Arianna: Whatever, Kent.

 

- ::: GIGGLES! G-I-G-G-L-E-S! :::-

 

Eliwood: Lyndis, have you ever thought of taking him to therapy?

 

Lyn: =sigh= I tried. But it didn’t help.

 

- ::: VOTE FOR ME FOR QUEEN OF THE WORLD! ::: -

 

Arianna: Somebody get that lunatic off of my overvoice system.

 

- ::: YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY FLUFFY AND SOFT KITTY WRATH! :::-

 

Rath: What about me?

 

Arianna: Nothing, Rath. Kent’s just lost it again.

 

- ::: GOT MILK? ::: -

 

Arianna: Shut up, Kent!

 

- ::: ELIWOOD’S A PANSY ::: -

 

Eliwood: Hey! Don’t make me go…um…wherever you are and kick your butt!

 

Arianna: =sigh= If you don’t want to listen to a long and pointless argument, TURN OFF YOUR TV SET NOW AND LEAVE THE ROOM!

 

Latisha: But make sure to leave a review on your way out. =wink=

 

- ::: ELIWOOD COULDN’T EVEN KICK SONIA’S EXCEEDINGLY LARGE BUTT ::: -

 

Eliwood: Why you-GET DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LIKE THE CREEPY TALKING CAT YOU ARE!

 

Lyn: Eliwood, it’s Kent. Not the stuffed cat. Giggles isn’t real.

 

- ::: YOU COME AND GET ME! NA NA! ::: -

 

Eliwood: I shall skewer your insides with my rapier!

 

- ::: YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES ::: -

 

Arianna: I DON’T OWN MONTY PYTHON!

 

Eliwood: My mother is not a tailless rodent that runs on a wheel, you fiend! And what in Elibe are these elderberries?

 

- ::: WELL, IF YOU WEREN’T SO STUPID, YOU WOULD KNOW ::: -

 

Arianna: =slumped into chair= If you’re still listening to this, I pity you.

 

Latisha: =SNORE=

 

Eliwood: I am exceptionally bright for my age, thank you very much!

 

- ::: SAYS WHO, BARTRE? ::: -

 

Eliwood: I value Bartre’s opinion very much!

 

- ::: YOU’RE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF THE WHOLE ARMY ::: -

 

Eliwood: Why-  I-  You-

 

- ::: YOU CAN’T EVEN FORM COMPLETE WORDS ::: -

 

Eliwood: AAAARRRRRRGGGGH!!!!!!

 

- ::: THAT’S NOT A REALWORD ::: -

 

Eliwood: SHUT UP YOU STUPID SON OF A =BEEP=! EITHER GET YOUR =BEEP= =BEEP= DOWN HERE OR SHUT THE =BEEP= UP!

 

Arianna: Ooookay, I think this has gone far enough! Kent, time to go take your medication!

 

- ::: YOU CAN’T MAKE ME ::: -

 

Arianna: Yes I can. Say goodbye now.

 

- ::: NOT GONNA HAPPEN ::: -

 

Arianna: Sorry to anyone who actually sat through that. Remember to vote for the king! Ta ta for now!

 

- ::: I’M NOT LEAVING. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME ::: -

 

Arianna: Bye Kent!

 

- ::: STILL HERE ::: -

 

Arianna: KENT!

 

- ::: HA HA ::: -

 

Arianna: I’m warning you!!!

 

- ::: =sound of raspberry= ::: -

 

Arianna: CUT THE TRANSMISSION!!!!!

 

Latisha: We can’t, the button to stop it is in the overvoice box. And Kent’s barricaded the door.

 

- ::: I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY ::: -

 

Erk: This is going to cause a rating drop of about 100%.

 

- ::: =turns Giggle’s ‘I Want MeowMix’ on and puts it on repeat= ::: -

 

Arianna: JUST TURN OFF THE FLUXING CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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URGENT MESSAGE: Do to Fire Emblem Idol’s overlay on air time, all shows will now be cut 5 minutes. We apologize for the inconvenience. To make sure this never happens again, Fire Emblem Idol has been cancelled. We will from now on show ‘Cooking With Nergal’ in it’s place. Thank you.

 

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Legault: Please review! Oh, and do disregard the above. Arianna will take care of it, I’m sure.

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