~~***~~***~~***~~
Arianna:
*banging on coffin lid* LET ME OUT!
Erk:
*opens coffin* Oh. We thought you were dead.
Arianna:
Nope, I’m still alive! ^_^ And this is the next
episode that has been stewing in my mind since I’ve been gone. Start
transmission!
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Disclaimer:
I DUN OWN IT! I also don’t own any fishheads.
Erk:
Huh?
Arianna:
You’ll see. ^_^
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Limstella:
When we last left off, the contestants were divided into rooms.
^In the 1st
Room^
Sain:
*pulling at collar of shirt* Sheesh, it’s hot in
here.
Nino:
*making paper fans* Want a pretty pink fan?
Sain:
Uh, no thanks.
Lucius:
Wow, it’s really hot in here.
~*song
“Hot In Herre” comes on in
background*~
Lucius:
I think I’ll take my shirt off.
Lyn: ACK!
NO! *covers Nino’s eyes*
Sain:
YA BABY!
Lucius:
*takes shirt off to reveal a flat, man chest*
~*music
comes to an abrupt stop*~
Lyn: Phew.
*takes hand off of Nino’s eyes*
Sain:
Darn it.
Lucius:
*GLARES* What’s wrong with a guy taking his shirt off?
Lyn:
Nothing, we thought you were….you might have….never mind.
Lucius:
Grrrrr………..*GLARES SOME MORE*
^In 2nd
Room^
Karel:
*twitch* Will win…. *twitch* Will kill if I don’t win…..
Jaffar:
… (A/N: What’d ya
think he was gonna say? ^_^)
Lowen:
Why are the lights off? Is it supposed to make it more suspenseful?
Florina:
Um, Lowen…..the lights aren’t….um…
Lowen:
Yeah?
Florina:
Um…..OH! SCREW IT! *grabs Karel’s Wo Dao and chops Lowen’s
bangs off*
Lowen:
*slowly raises head* ….how’s it look?
Florina:
EEEEEEK! *hides in corner*
Lowen:
WHAT!? *looks in mirror to see very big, bloodshot, googly
eyes*
Jaffar:
……”O_O”
Karel:
You……*stares at Florina*…you….stole….my baby…..my precioussss……my reason for living…..THE JOY OF MY LIFE!
*twitches violently*
Florina:
Ummmm…uh…..oh….sorry…*curls into fetal position in
shock of being stuck in a room with 3 men*
Jaffar:
*looks at Lowen again* Pppht.
Lowen:
You say something, Jaffar?
Jaffar:
Pppppht phhht.
Florina:
Ummm….are you, um, sick?
Jaffar:
*busts* GUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *points at Lowen’s new
haircut and laughs hysterically*
Lowen:
*sob* It’s not that bad, is it?
Jaffar:
*falls to floor and starts pounding it while tears of laughter come out of his
eyes*
Lowen:
*sob* *sob*
Karel:
My beautiful sword….has been tainted…..*sob*
Lowen:
*crying over haircut*
Jaffar:
*crying from laughter*
Karel:
*crying over sword*
Florina:
*crying because everyone else is crying*
^In Room
3^
Raven:
*punching wall*
Raven:
*ponders* You’re right. *punches
Raven: Muhahaha! I’ll get you, my pretty!
Louise:
*breathing in and out of a paper bag*
Pent:
Think of wide, open spaces.
Louise:
I’m nervous, not claustrophobic, honey.
Pent: I
knew I should have paid more attention in
Louise: I
think you had a bit of a distraction with me being in the seat across from you.
^_~
(Limstella: The following we were unable to translate.)
Pent: Lovey dovey dove
love.
Louise: Lovey dove dove!
Pent: Dovey wuvvy love love?
Louise: Wuvvy luv luv!
^Outside
Of 1st Room^
Eliwood:
*deep breath* Okay. Who’s gonna tell them?
Arianna:
You’re the leader, you tell them.
Eliwood:
Erk’s the mean one, he should tell them.
Erk:
*shrugs* Sure. I’ll do it.
Arianna:
Lets go.
*the three
walk into the first room and observe Lucius glaring
at Lyn and Sain, Nino making paper fans, Lyn looking
embarrassed, and Sain looking disappointed*
Arianna:
Um…hey. Erk has something to tell you.
Lyn: Yes?
Erk:
Well, guys, it’s not good news.
Sain:
YES?
Erk:
You’re moving on to the next round.
Lucius:
Oh noooooo! That’s so HORRIBLE! *tears up*
Lyn: Um,
Lucy, we made it. That’s a good thing.
Lucius:
Oh! *uses shine and makes the room all bright and happy*
~*Cheesy,
happy music comes on in background*~
Nino: YAY!
*throws paper confetti in air*
Eliwood:
We’ll be moving on to the next room now.
^In The 2nd Room^
*the three
stare at all 4 members of the room crying hysterically*
Eliwood:
Wow, and we haven’t even told them yet…..
Jaffar:
*now gasping for air between laughs*
Florina:
*whimpering*
Lowen:
*trying to pick up his cut hair and glue it back on*
Karel:
*washing Wo Dao*
Arianna:
Hey guys! We’ve got something to tell you!
Lowen:
*looks at her*
Arianna:
AHHHH! EVIL MONSTER!!! KILL IT!!!
Eliwood:
I think that’s Lowen, Ri.
Arianna:
Really? *looks closely at his face* You seriously need
some eyedrops, dude.
Lowen:
Shut up and just tell us if we made it. -_-;
Arianna:
Oh yeah! You made it! ^_^
Karel:
I knew it….I’m the best…..GO ME! *does victory dance*
Florina:
I’M FREE! *runs out of room*
Jaffar:
Gwhahahahaha! *rolling around*
Arianna:
Um…what’s wrong with him?
Lowen:
My haircut. *sob*
Erk: I
think he’s snapped.
~*Nino
Enters*~
Nino: Hey,
Jaffar! Did you make-AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Jaffar:
HahahahaHEE!
Eliwood:
I believe he is laughing.
Erk:
Gee, what gave you that idea?
Nino: Oh
no! The last time he laughed hell froze over! And all the poor little evil
souls got cold! We have to make him stop!
Lowen:
I can manage that. *whacks Jaffar over the head with
a heavy spear*
Jaffar:
Ha-*stops* *glares*
Lowen:
Uh oh….it didn’t knock him out...
Jaffar:
*grabs Killing Edge*
Lowen:
Mommy.
Jaffar:
*gives Lowen a buzzcut*
Lowen:
AH! NO!!!!! NOW I’LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND!
Erk:
You’ll probably also never win this competition.
Lowen:
*runs out crying*
Erk:
Um, lets go to the last room, shall we?
^In The 3rd Room^
Louise: Luvy luv luv.
Pent: Wuvy wuv duv.
Raven:
GIMMEE THE MONEY!
Arianna:
HEY! WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
Louise:
THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! *passes out again*
Pent: -_-;;
Raven:
What is it?
Erk:
Let’s not draw this out: You made it.
Louise:
*wakes back up* WHEEEEE! *hugs Pent*
Pent: *cough*
Choking! *cough* No air!
~*All 4
run out of the room to see the other 8 doing happy dances*~
Arianna:
What do ya mean?
Arianna:
Um,no….
Pent: And
that would be because….?
Arianna:
They all made it! ^o^
Sain:
*stops dancing and stares at the others* Wait….if we are all happy…
Lyn: And
all made it…..
All: Then what the _FLUX_ was the point in this whole episode?!?!?
Arianna:
Ummm…I dunno….^_^;;
Lucius:
*exasperated sigh*
Eliwood:
We decided that it wouldn’t be fair for us
to vote who stays and goes.
Arianna:
So we’re gonna let the audience to it instead!
Erk:
Finally some audience participation.
Karel:
NO! Now there’s no way I’ll ever win!
Raven: Eh,
I think I’ve got enough fans that I’ll make it.
Arianna:
Okay, let’s explain the-
~ ~ ~ ~
~*^^^^--- VOTING RULES
---^^^^*~.
~ ~ ~ ~
Arianna:
Where’s my megaphone?
Eliwood:
*sticks it at her ear* HERE!
Arianna:
@_@ Thanks….
Eliwood:
^_^
Arianna:
Okay, PAY ATTENTION!
*****************************************
The rules
are that each person can vote in reviews ONLY! I don’t want emails with votes.
Each person can vote TWICE but it MUST BE for two DIFFERENT people! You can’t say
“two votes for Lucy”. And please, only vote for people who are actually in the
competition! No votes for Matthew! He’s just selling stuff. And lastly, please make it clear who you’re
voting for! Don’t say something like: ”Jaffar is so awesome but I love Raven but I might
vote for Karel oh, but Sain
is so cuuuute! Ya, that’s
my vote!”
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Erk:
Really, I’m amazed at how STUPID some people can be.
Eliwood:
Huh? Someone say my name?
Erk:
-_-;
Arianna:
Okay, I’ll give you time to reread the rules and make sure you have it
straight.
~*TIME*~
~*TIME*~
~*TIME*~
~*TIME*~
Arianna:
Okay, time’s up!
Eliwood:
Uhhhh…now what?
Arianna:
Um, I guess that’s it for this episode!
Audience:
WHAT?!?!? You made us pay 42$ a ticket for THAT?!?!?
Eliwood:
Uhhh…we really should give them a better show than
that.
Serra:
I know!
Erk:
Where’d you come from?
Serra:
The judges could sing!
Arianna:
M-me? Singing!? I could sing to save my life! My singing is so horrible
whatever was threatening me would die from it!
Wil:
Hey! How can you judge us when you can’t sing?
Arianna:
Simple. If I was a good singer, it would be stuck-up and conden-
Umm… condenscen- Um….
Eliwood:
Condescending?
~*SHOCKED
SILENCE*~
Eliwood:
Duh….der….did I just say something?
Erk:
Okay, he’s back to normal.
Arianna:
Right, well, continuing. It would be rude for me to tell someone else they
sucked if I was a good singer. But since I’m not, I can tell other people they
suck at singing, just like me! ^_^
Wil: I
don’t understand your logic.
Serra:
Well, then why don’t all 3 of you sing together?
Erk: Uhhhh…NO.
Arianna:
I dun wanna!
Serra:
*raises staff threateningly*
Hector:
*grabs axe*
Wil:
*aims arrow*
Nils:
*hits her with flute* Yes you do!
Fiora:
*has EB&MZA behind her* And
you will.
Eliwood: *gulp*
Arianna: Eh, hehe. Um….what song? ^_^;;
Wil: The “Fishheads” song by Dr. Demento!
Erk: O_O Sweet Elimine, anything but
that!
Bartre: OOoooh! I wanna sing it too!
Serra: Lets all get ready!
Arianna: ……..*tear*
Limstella: Lets go to a
commercial break while they get ready!
~**^
COMMERCIAL ^**~
WARNING:
SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT OF OTHER FANFICS WRITTEN BY DEMONESSZEN AHEAD
***~***~***
~*Lucius, Matthew, and Guy are sitting in chairs*~
Lucius: Hiya! And welcome
back to the Shopping Network! Our first item today is: The fanfic
“Amuck In America” by demonesszen!
Guy:
Hey, isn’t that the same person writing this story?
Matthew:
Nothing gets by you, huh, Guy?
Lucius: To purchase this humorous story, just go to demonesszen’s profile and scroll down to her stories! And
while you’re there, you might also want to check out some of the other great
stories like “Fire Emblem Singalongs” or “The Night Athos Went Crazy”.
The price is: ABSOLUTELY FREE! Although a review would
be appreciated. ^_~
Guy:
Hey, isn’t that Athos one supposed to take place ‘n
April? It’s May now!
Matthew:
Ooooo..you’re on a roll
today.
Guy:
*glare*
Lucius: *crosses out April with a sharpe marker and writes May under it* There! Okay,
anything else?
Matthew:
Yes! New shipment of Eky dolls! Just visit my secret,
illegal, blackmarket shop in you-know-where. Also,
new item! Voodoo dolls of Arianna!
Lucius: Ooooo, what’s it
do?
Matthew:
See, when she doesn’t update for awhile, and you’re starting to get annoyed,
you just twist the arm back like so…..
^On
A Stage Setting Up Stuff^
Arianna: *drops mic* OUCH!
MY ARM!
Mic: *cracks*
Eliwood: Ri!
Who do you think’s paying for that?
Hector:
Um, not you?
Eliwood: Oh, right! ^_^
Arianna: That was strange…*rubs arm and looks around
paranoid*
^Back
At Shopping Network^
Matthew:
And hopefully it will make her update sooner!
Lucius: Wow!
Guy:
Woohoo. *waves finger in a circle sarcastically*
Matthew:
Only 75 gold pieces! ^_^ Hurry now! Only 30 left!
Lucius: Well, that’s all the time we have for today!
Bye bye!
~**^
END COMMERCIAL ^**~
^At
The Stage^
Lyn:
Everyone ready?
Erk: No.
Serra: *hits him with staff*
Erk: I mean, yes, we’re ready.
Eliwood: Okay! Announce us, Limstella!
Limstella: And now, Eliwood’s
Elite performing the song “Fish Heads” by Dr. Demento!
Eliwood&Sain: *suck helium out of balloon*
Wil: *sings in his normal voice, which sounds the same as if
he had swallowed helium*
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
*music
starts*
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
Erk: *in weird, deep voice* In the
morning, laughing, happy fish heads. In the evening, floating
in the soup.
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
Pent:
Ask a fish head, anything you want to, they won’t answer, they can’t talk!
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
^***^
Arianna: I’ve got to get outta
here! *covers ears and runs off*
Fiora: HEY! GET BACK HERE! AFTER HER!
FEB&MZA:
Blaaaaargh…we wanna sssssing…….
Fiora: *sigh* Fine. We’ll find her later.
^***^
EB#37:
I took a fish head, out to see a movie,.
EM#4:
Didn’t have to pay to get-it-in!
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
Oswin: They can’t play baseball.
Serra: They don’t wear sweaters.
Ninian: *dancing with a fish head* They’re
not good dancers.
Bartre: *playing bongos* They
don’t play drums.
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
Raven&Heath: Roly poly fish
heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants, with oriental
women.
Matthew&Legault:: Yeah…..
Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
Serra,Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish
heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yum!
Bartre: Yum!
Bartre,Serra,Eliwood,Sain&Wil: Fish heads, fish heads,
roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat
them up, yum!
All:
*suck helium, except Wil* Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up,
yum!
Matthew&Legault: Yeah….
*music
stops*
Erk: Well, I’m glad that’s over with.
Sain: Where’d Lady Arianna go?
Fiora: I saw her leaving earlier! After her,
minions! MUHAHAHA-*crashes into window*
Ms.
Squiggles: Neigh. @_@
Fiora: Stupid horse.
FEB&MZA:
Blarrgh…..*all go to sleep*
Eliwood: You half look for her that way, and this half follow me!
=~*They
All Run Off*~=
^*Lowen is walking down a busy street*^
Girls:
Eeeeek! A hairless monster with big, bloodshot eyes!
Lowen: Grrrr…..
Girls:
EEEEK! IT’S GROWLING! IT’S GONNA EAT US! *runs*
Lowen: *spots a disguise shop* Heeey….
^*Erk and Lucius are wandering
outside the studio*^
Lucius: I don’t see her. Can I go get my manicure
now?
Erk: You didn’t even look.
*Arianna walks by carrying some wooden boards and something
else*
Lucius: *screeches* There she is! RIRI!
Arianna: Hm?
Erk: Umm…what are you doing, Ri?
Arianna: I’m building a clubhouse with these boards!
Erk:…okay…..
Arianna: ^_^ And I’m only gonna let COOL people in!
Lucius: Ooooo, can I join?
Erk: What is that you’re holding?
*she is holding a stuffed cat that looks
suspiciously like Giggles*
Arianna: This is Shirley! *huggles*
~*LOUD
YELL*~
*
Arianna: Nu uh! This is Shirley!
Arianna: Shirley! *pulls on upper half*
Arianna: SHIRLEY! *pulls*
Arianna: SHIRLEY!!!
*pulls*
~*SNAP,
TEAR, RIP*~
Arianna: *holding top half* Whoops. ^_^; *drops it and
runs*
Erk: Uh oh.
*halves
fall back apart*
Lucius: Here it comes. *covers ears*
~*others
comes running*~
Sain: What happened,
Lyn:
YES! I mean, no, how terrible. ^_^
Priscilla:
*sob* She was a good stuffed cat.
~*Lowen walks in wearing a hippie
wig and big, heartshaped, pink sunglasses*~
Lowen: Wassup? *cheesy
grin*
Jaffar: Pppht.
Nino:
Not again!
Jaffar: BWAHAHAHA!
Jaffar: *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*
Lowen: *BLUSHING HYSTERICALLY*
Lucius: STOP! HOLD EVERYTHING!
Lowen&
Jaffar: HAHAHA!
Nino:
*slap*
Jaffar: *stops* ……
Lucius: I can fix all of this!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limstella: Oh no! Is Giggles really dead? Or was that
stuffed cat in fact actually the mysterious Shirley? And what is Lucius’ idea? AND WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE GONNA VOTE FOR? Tune
in next time to find out this and more!
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^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^&^
*Arianna is sitting in Billy-Bob*
Arianna: The voting has finally begun! And Giggles is
dead! And the “Fish Heads” song! What a variety show!
Erk: What a scary show….O_O
Arianna: Please, no flames
from Giggles lovers. I swear things will turn out alright! ^_^;;
Latisha:
I think you better do review reponses.
Arianna: Right. Here it goes:
~()~()~()~()~
REVIEW RESPONSES ~()~()~()~()~
Latisha:
Automatic response for the episode: Don’t forget to vote!
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Emblem-Freak : Oh no! A Giggles fan! You’re not gonna
flame me, are you? I’m afraid of fire. Thanks for reviewing! And don’t forget
to vote!
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FireEdge : AH! Another Giggles
fan! Maybe I should never have killed her off. *gets very nervous* OH NO! You died? Do you know how long I could get
put in jail for that? I must go on the run now. Maybe I’ll stop by that
disguise shop Lowen went to…. Anyway, thanks for
reviewing! Hope you get revived or reincarnated soon! And don’t forget to vote!
^_^
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Lord-Pisces : I’m guessing you’ll be voting for Sain, eh? ^_^ Thanks for the review! Don’t forget to vote!
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Ice
Angel Mina : Psssst..more dolls at the secret shop…you didn’t hear it from
me. ^_~ Thanks for the review! Don’t forget to vote!
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savvykate :
Matthew:
Tum de dum dum dum.
Arianna: What are you doing here, Matthew?
Matthew:
I’m waiting for Savvykate. She’s supposed to go on a
limo ride with me. But it takes forEVER for girls to
get ready.
Arianna: Oh, well, when you see her, tell her I say
thanks for the review and remind her not to forget to vote, mmkay?
Matthew:
Right. See ya.
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Tofuboygtr: And here I am, mentioning you again! I’m so
kind, huh? ^_^ Yes, that does sound very random. Yu-gi-oh things? ^O^ Thanks for the review! And please
don’t forget to vote!
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Shadow
Mewtwo977: ARGH! One person dead, now one injured! I’m gonna
have to go into hiding immediately! *leaves*
Latisha:
Wait! You’re not finished! *sigh* Well, I guess I’ll finish. Thanks for
the review! Please vote!
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RBMIfan:
Latisha:
Well, she updated. But it wasn’t very soon. ^_^; Buy one of the Arianna dolls. Then you can force her to. MUHAHAHAHA!
Erk: Tisha?
Latisha:
Hm?
Erk: Finish the response.
Latisha:
Fine, fine. Thanks for the review! Please vote!
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Ed,
the Master Tactician:
Latisha:
if she’s psychic, than I’m Nergal.
*flashy lights and smoke. Smoke clears to reveal
Latisha has turned into Nergal*
Nergal/Latisha: *girly scream/manly yell*
~*Somewhere, we don’t know where, Arianna
is laughing maniacally*~
Erk: *sigh* Looks like I’ll be taking care of the rest of
these. I think Karel just doesn’t like Arianna. Can’t imagine why…
Eliwood: I can!
Erk: I was being sarcastic.
Eliwood: Ya should have said
so!
Erk: -_- Moving on, thanks for the
review. Please vote.
Eliwood: Vote for me!
Erk: You’re a judge, moron. -_-;
Eliwood: Oh yeah…^_^
Erk: -_-;;;
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Zero84:
Erk: Good ELIMINE! How many more of these fluxing things?
Legault: Two.
Erk: *sigh* There. There’s Legault.
And Matthew’s otherwise occupied.
*limo
drives by with laughing savvykate and Matthew*
Erk: Happy?
Legault: Shame, shame. Being so rude
to the wonderful reviewers.
Erk: I don’t give a flux anymore.
Legault: You’re just mad that no one cares if you’re
in a chapter or not.
Erk: *grumble*
Legault: Thanks for the review! Please don’t forget to
vote!
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Rea:
Erk: LAST ONE! YAAAAAHHHHOOOLIGANS!
Arianna:
*wearing fake moustache* Stop it Erk! You’re gonna make people not wanna
review!
Erk: Where’d you come from?
Arianna: Thanks for the review!
Erk: And don’t worry, we’ll make sure she keeps writing.
>:)
Arianna: Please remember to vote! ^_^
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Arianna: Sheesh, I could
write a story of responses to all the wonderful, beautiful people called
reviewers.
Erk: Please don’t.
Eliwood: WHAT a brown noser.
Arianna: ^_^; I gotta go
before either
Erk: So many enemies, so little time.
Arianna: Bye!
~!@#^= Ending Transmission At