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EDITED:
Arianna:
Just corrected some mistakes. ^_^
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Arianna:
Woohoo! 46 reviews! I love you people!
Latisha: I
think “love” is a little too strong a word.
Arianna:
Last weekend I worked on the FEI website. There’s a picture of Giggles on
Arianna:
Okay, on with chapter!
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Disclaimer:
I doo knot ohne Fier Mblum or a dickshunary.
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*the guys
are sitting in an inn room*
Sain: I’d
say. ^_^
Lowen:
*facing backwards* We could bribe the judges with food.
Sain: Uh,
we’re over here, Lowen.
Lucius: I
know! We could use costumes!
Jaffar: …
Pent: Good
idea!
Jaffar:
-_-;
Raven:
What kind of costumes?
Lucius:
Ones that go with what song we’re doing. ^_^
Karel:
…..I’ll look the best.
Lucius:
*mutters* Egomaniac…
*the guys
continue to discuss and practice until the next day*
~^In The Auditorium^~
Erk:
*sigh*
Eliwood: I
spot something purple.
Arianna:
Erk’s hair?
Eliwood:
Right! Now, I spot something….um…purple!
Arianna:
Erk’s hair?
Eliwood:
Wow, you’re good at this! ^_^
Arianna:
-_-;
Limstella:
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for: Pent!
*spotlight
flashes on Pent who is wearing an expensive tuxedo*
Limstella:
Raven!
*spotlight
flashes on Raven who is wearing punk clothes*
Limstella:
Lucius!
*spotlight
flashes on Lucius who is wearing hooker clothes and make-up*
Limstella:
Karel!
*spotlight
flickers for a moment than flashes on Karel who is wearing a burglar outfit
complete with pantyhose over head*
Limstella:
And Jaffar!
*spotlight
flashes on Jaffar who is wearing a business suit and holding bags of money*
All:
Money, money, money, money. Money! Money, money, money, money. Money! Money,
money, money, money. Money! Money, money, money, money. Money! Money, money,
money, money. Money! Money, money, money, money. Money!
Jaffar:
Some people, got to have it. *throws a bag to each singer*
Lucius:
Some people, really need it. *hugs bag* Listen to me ya’ll.
Pent&Raven:
Do things, do things, do _bad_ things with it.
*Jaffar
buys a killing edge and kills someone*
Raven&Karel:
You wanna, do things, do things, do things - _good_ things with it.
*Lucius
gives his money to an orphanage*
Pent&Raven:
Talk about money, money
Karel: For
the love of money.
Lucius:
People will steal from their mother.
*Karel
steals from an old woman who is supposedly his mother*
Jaffar:
For the love of money.
Pent:
People can’t even walk the street. Because they never know who in the world
they’re gonna beat.
*Raven
beats up a random bard that wandered onstage and takes his money*
Karel&Pent:
For that lean, mean, _mean GREEN_.
Raven:
*worshipping pile of money* Almighty dollar, money.
Jaffar:
For the love of money.
Lucius:
People will lie, Elimine, they will cheat.
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Raven: Hey
Pirate!
Pirate:
Arr?
Raven:
There’s treasure over there! *points to covered hole*
Pirate:
*runs to hole and falls in*
Raven:
Hehe. I lied. *takes his money*
Pirate:
*BLEEEEEP*
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Pent: For
the love of money.
Lucius:
People don’t care who they hurt or beat.
*Raven
looks at the bard from before, who then runs for his life*
Karel: For
the love of money.
Lucius:
*shakes booty* A woman will sell her precious body.
Pent:
*sticks price tag on Lucius*
Lucius:
For a small piece of paper, it carries a lot of weight.
All: Call
it lean, mean, mean, _green_.
Raven:
Almighty dollar!
Lucus:I know money is the root of
all evil.
Jaffar: … #I thought Nergal was…..#
Pent: *looking at Raven* Do funny
things to some people.
Raven: Hehehe…my money..all mine…
Gang Member:Give me a nickel,
brother, can you spare a dime?
Raven: NO! *bares teeth at him*
Karel: Money can drive some people
out of their minds.
Raven: Got to have it, I really
need it!
Lucius: *sigh*How many things have
I heard you say. Some people really need it. How many things have I heard you
say.
Raven:Got to have it, I really need
it!
Lucius&Jaffar:How many things
have I heard you say.
Pent: Lay down, lay down, a woman
will lay down.
All: For the love of money. All for
the love of money.
Karel: Don't let, don't let, don't
let money rule you.
All: For the love of money
Raven: Money can change people
sometimes.
Pent: Don't let, don't let, don't
let money fool you.
Raven: Money can fool people
sometimes.
Jaffar: People! Don't let money,
don't let money change you.
All: It
will keep on changing, changing up your mind.
*spotlights
go off then all lights come on*
Eliwood:
Nice job, guys. And Lucius.
Lucius:
Grrr…..
Arianna:
*drooling* Pent…Jaffar…Raven…
Lucius&Karel:
What about us?
Matthew:
*picks up a dollar bill* How can you buy things with green paper?
Fiora’s
Pegasus: Chomp, chomp. *chewing on money*
Fiora:
Spit that out, Ms.Squiggles! It’s dirty money!
Ms.Squiggles:
*ignores Fiora*
Erk: Okay,
where’s the next group?
*cricket,
cricket*
~^ Back At
Hotel Room^~
Lowen:
*snore*
Sain:
*puts his arms around
Sain:
*wakes up* Hm?
~^ View
From Outside Hotel^~
Kent&Sain:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*little
birdies fly off*
~^ Back In
Room ^~
Sain: Look
at the clock! We’re late!
Lowen:
What’s going on? I can’t see anything. What are you two doing up this late?
Sain: It’s
10 in the morning.
Lowen:
Then why is it so dark?
Sain: Move
your hair out of your eyes.
Lowen: Ah!
*runs around frantically, then runs into closed bathroom door*
~^ Back At
Auditorium ^~
Erk:
*yawn*
Arianna:
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends….
Eliwood:
*holding a book upside down*
Erk: Where
are they?
Pent: They
were still sleeping when we left this morning, but they had their alarm set.
Lucius:
Ooops.
Raven:
“Ooops” what?
Lucius: I
turned of the alarm this morning when it started beeping.
Arianna:
You did WHAT?
Lucius:
*whiny voice* Well it was annoying.
Raven:
Hehe. Less competition for me.
Jaffar: …
Raven:
What do you want?
Jaffar:
..give me the money back.
Raven:
*hides bag behind back* What money?
Jaffar:
You’re the only one who hasn’t given my money back. Give it back NOW.
Raven: MY
MONEY! *takes off running*
Jaffar: …
*pulls out killing edges and chases after him*
Fiora: I
told you you shouldn’t have ate that money, Ms. Squiggles.
Ms.Squiggles:
O_O Neigh.
Canas: Eh,
he’ll get it back eventually.
Fiora: I
don’t think he’d want it then.
Priscilla:
Eeeeewww….
~^ Outside
Hotel ^~
*Lowen, Sain,
and
Sain: *in
Golden Retriever costume* Which way is the theatre?
Lowen: *in
sheepdog outfit* Okay! *runs into tree*
*the three
of them run down the road*
Sain:
What’s that up there?
Lowen:
*being dragged by
Sain:
It’s…a group of stray dogs.
Dogs: Woof
woof. ^_^
Lowen: Uh
oh.
Dogs:
WOOF! *runs towards them*
Sain&Kent:
AHHHH!!! *takes off running into woods*
Lowen:
*being dragged through briars* Ow, ow, ow, ow….
Sain:
AHHHH- *THUNK*
Female
Enemy Mage: Ow!
Sain:
Hello, lovely lass! I am so very sorry for bumping into you!
FEM: Hey,
you’re part of that Eliwood’s group!
Sain: Uh,
yes?
*a big
group of enemy females appear*
Dogs: Woof
woof! Translation: Come back, hunkies!
Sain&Kent:
AHHHH!!! *runs*
Sain: Note
to self: Never tell the enemy you’re their enemy.
Lowen:
*hitting trees and bushes*Ow, ow ,ow, ow…
(A/N: Can
anyone imagine how ridiculous they look running around in dog suits? No wonder
the enemy doesn’t take us seriously. ^_~)
~^ Back In
Auditorium ^~
Erk:
*SNORE*
Arianna:
…..now they go on singing it becaaauuuse, this is the song that never ends….
Eliwood:
Does anyone hear barking?
Heath: And
cackling females?
Serra: And
cavaliers screaming like little girls?
~~*BOOM*~~
*
Eliwood:
Hey guys!
*they run
past him and out the back door*
Eliwood:
Bye guys! ^_^
*the dogs
and enemy females run in*
Hector:
Look, it’s a bunch of bitches!
Rebecca:
*slap* Watch your mouth!
Legault:
*sticks out lip and looks down at it* That’s actually hard to do.
Hector: *rubs
cheek* I was talking about the female dogs! Now if I had called the girls
~BEEP~.
EF: WHAT
DID YOU JUST CALL US?!?!?
Hector:
Mommy! *runs out door after the cavaliers*
*the dogs
and enemy females go on rampage*
Limstella:
Um, we seem to be having a delay. Please stand by as we sort this out. Wait!
NOT THE CAMERA!
Camera
Man: AH! *gets attacked by dogs and hit by a Bolting spell*
*~^STATIC^~*
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=:Please
Stand By:=
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*camera
slowly comes back into focus*
Limstella:
And we’re back. And - Hey! Why do you have the camera, Ephidel?
Ephidel:
The camera guy is in the hospital. Plus, he says he quits. And I need the
money.
Limstella:
Okay. Back to the auditorium.
~^ In
Auditorium ^~
*Fiora’s
Evil Beserker and Myrmidon Zombie Army is finishing cleaning up*
FEB&MZA:
Ughhh….
Arianna:
*holding Megaphone* WE’RE STARTING NOW!
Erk: *snot
bubble pops* Huh? *has slept through whole ordeal*
Lyn:
What’s wrong?
Lyn: Um,
Lyn:
O_o;;;;;
Sain:
We’re up,
Priscilla:
Uhh…sure….^_^;;
Lyn:
Grrr…what’s the cat got that I don’t got?
Florina:
Fake whiskers?
Farina:
Yellow fur?
Huey:
Neigh?
Lyn:
Grrrr….
Limstella:
And now, after a long wait, I introduce to you:
Limstella:
Sain!
Sain: Arf!
Limstella:
And Lowen!
Lowen:
Ruff!
*music
starts*
Lowen&Sain: Who, who, who, who….
Lowen&Sain: Who, who, who, who….
Lowen&Sain: Who, who, who, who….
*Isadora throws a Frisbee and Sain starts chasing it*
Sain: When the party was nice, the party was bumpin’.
Lowen: And everybody havin' a ball.
*Wil throws a ball and Lowen catches it in his mouth*
Kent&Sain: Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo.
Sain&Lowen: Yippie Yi Yo.
Sain: Ha ha ha ha!
All: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who….
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Sain: I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast. She really want to skip
town. Get back ruffy,
*pushes
Get that scruffy,
*pushes him again*
Get back you flea infested mongrel!
*
Lowen&Sain: Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo.
Lowen&Sain: Haye! Yippie, Yi, Yo.
Sain: Tell the dummy "Hey Man, it's part of the Party!"
Sain: You fetch a woman in front and her mans behind. Her bone runs out now-
All: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who,……
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who….
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who……
Lowen: Say, a doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone.
All: All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it.
Lowen: A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone!
All: All a
doggy, hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it.
All: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who….
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Sain: I
see ya' little speed boat head up our coast. She really want to skip town. Get
back ruffy, get that scruffy, get back you flea infested mongrel!
Lowen: Achooo.
All: Who let the dogs out? Who, who,
who, who….
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
All: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who….
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who…..
All: WHO?!?!?
*music stops and the three get on all fours and bark*
Erk: Um…okay…
Arianna: Heehee. You guys make cute puppy dogs. ^_^
Lowen: Woofity woof.
Sain: We’re done, Lowen. You can talk normal human.
Lowen: Oh. Thank you.
Eliwood: Okay, bye bye.
*the three standup and walk off stage*
Arianna: All contestants will now be divided into 3 rooms.
4 in each. Some rooms will go on, some won’t. See you soon!
^In Judging Room^
*the pictures are spread out on a table*
Eliwood: Eenie, meanie, minie, moe….
Erk: *closes eyes* I pick…. *points to one* Him!
Arianna: We’re real professional, huh? ^_^;
^In Waiting Room^
Lyn: *biting off nails*
Lucius: *listening to cd player and ignoring
Raven: *curled up in a chair, rocking back and forth*
Hehehe…I’m a good singer….I did good job…no one here is better than
me…hehe..and pigs can fly….
Pent: I think the pressure is getting to him.
Louise: *screaming* WHAT PRESSURE? THERE’S NO PRESSURE!
Pent: You’re screaming, honey. Calm down.
Louise: I AM CALM! Ehehehe….
Lowen: *looking in mirror* You know what? I think I need a
haircut.
~*whole room goes quiet in shock*~
Lowen: What?
*judges come back into room*
Arianna: Hello. We have made our decisions. You will now be
divided into 3 rooms.
Louise: *hyperventilates and passes out*
Pent: ^_^;;;
Karel: *crosses fingers* Please don’t put me in with Sain……
Sain: What’s THAT supposed to mean?
Erk: In the first room: Lyn, Sain, Lucius, and Nino!
Eliwood: In the second room: Jaffar, Karel, Florina, and
Lowen!
Arianna: And in the last one: Raven, Louise, Pent, and
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Arianna: Cliffie!
Karel: *strangles Arianna* ARGH!
Arianna: *cough* A little help here?
Eliwood: Um, no. Please review!
Arianna: *kicks at Karel*
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Arianna: *hiding from Karel* That’s it! Goodnight!
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