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-=In some
room=-
Arianna:
I have sad news. Because of safety issues I have been forbidden from giving out
Erky dolls to reviewers.
Marcus:
=stern look= A wise decision on Lord Eliwood’s part.
Eliwood:
=playing with Erky doll=
Marcus:
Um…Lord Eliwood?
Eliwood:
Hello, my name is Mr.Grouchy Sage Erk
and-AHHHH!!!
-= While
holding doll facing himself, hits attack button and sets self on fire*
Marcus:
LORD ELIWOOD! I’ll save you!
-=Grabs a
random cleric’s coke and throws it on Eliwood=-
==- Flames
Get Bigger -==
Eliwood:
AHHHH!!! =runs in circles=
Marcus:
=stares at cup= What is in this stuff?
Lowen:
Stop, drop, and roll mi’lord!
Latisha: I
think this is a perfect example of why we are not giving out Erky dolls.
Arianna: :P Incase anyone still wants an Erky doll, they are being sold in a secret shop somewhere
in this building for just 2,000g. Oh, and a picture of an Erky
doll will be up on my page as soon as I can get my scanner to work.
Latisha:
=bashing scanner with bat=
Arianna:
Which may be awhile. - -; I think that wraps it up. On
with story!
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DISCLAIMER: I don’t own FE, Burger King, or
any of the songs.
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-=In the audition
room. Arianna is still in a strait jacket. Raven and Lucius walk in=-
Arianna:
My nose itches. =wiggles nose= Somebody scratch it!
Eliwood:
=bandaged hands and burnt hair= Hello!
Lucius:
Hiya! We’re singing “I Just Can’t
Wait To Be King”! :)
Erk:
Um, I hesitate to ask, but, why?
Raven:
BECAUSE I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND BE KING OF ALL I SEE!
Arianna:
=low voice= And people say I’m crazy….
Eliwood:
Okay….O-o…go ahead.
-=Lucius hands Raven a Burger King crown which he sticks on
his head=-
Raven: I’m
gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware.
Lucius:
Well I’ve never seen a king or beast with quite so mean a glare.
Raven: =starts
running around= I’m gonna be the main event, like no
king was before. I’m brushing up on looking down, I’m
working on my SWORD! =tries to attack Lucius=
Lucius:
=dodges Raven who then runs into a wall and gets his sword stuck= Thus far, a
rather uninspiring thing.
Raven:
=yanks sword out= Oh I just can’t wait
to be king!
Lucius:
You’ve got a long way to go, young master, if you think-
Raven: No
one saying kill this, no one saying fight there, no one saying stop them, no
one saying guard here! I could punch people all day. Free to do it all my way.
Lucius:
I think it’s time, that you and I, arrange a
heart-to-heart.
Raven: Kings
don’t need advice from little girly monks for a start.
Lucius:
If this is where the monarchy is heading, count me out! Out of service, out of Pherae, I’d never hang about-AH! =dodges Raven again= This guy is getting wildly out of fling.
Raven:
=twirls sword= Oh I just can’t wait
to be king! Everybody dodge left, everybody dodge right. Everywhere you move
I’m, standing SPOTLIGHT!
Judges:
NOT YET!
Raven&Lucius: Let every person go ahead and sing! Let’s hear the people praise and
honoring! It’s gonna be King
Raven you’re worshipping!
Raven: Oh
I just can’t wait to be king! Oh I just can’t wait to be king! Oh I just can’t WAAAAAIII-
=starts doing flips= -IIT! =lands= To be
KIIIIIIIINNNNG!
-=Raven
poses while Lucius uses shine to make a spotlight on
him=-
Arianna:
HeeheeheeHA! =falls of chair laughing=
Eliwood:
That was a =cough/laugh= interesting performance. But you both could sing. I
say yes. Ri?
Arianna:
=still on floor= HEEHEEHEE! I say yes to Lucius, but
not to Raven!
Raven:
WHAT? =raises sword=
Lucius:
I wasn’t even trying out.
Arianna:
Eeek! =tries to wiggle away=
--== Hard To
Move With A Strait Jacket On ==--
Erk:
Security needs to remove these peoples weapons before
they try out.
Eliwood:
I’ll tell them! =pushes big, shiny intercom button= ATTENTION PEOPLE IN WAITING ROOM!
-=In
Waiting Room=-
Wil:
THE VOICES! AHHH! =curls into fetal position=
Eliwood:
ALL WEAPONS MUST NOW BE REMOVED BEFORE
ENTERING THE AUDITION ROOM. THANK YOU! =depresses button= How’d I do?
Erk:
=takes fingers out of ears= A little loud.
Raven: =clears
throat impatiently and taps sword on table=
Arianna:
NO! Not the table! NOT THE TABLE!
Erk: -
-; I say yes to both of you. It will make tthese auditions end sooner.
Lucius:
But I don’t wanna do this!
Erk:
Too bad. Now GET OUT!
Arianna:
=wiggling on floor= A little help here?
-=Outside
door to audition room=-
Jaffar:
…
Random
Security Guard 4: I’m sorry, sir. You must leave your weapons here.
Jaffar:
…
RSG4: Uh,
Sir?
= - = Lots
of red light and screaming noise = - =
Jaffar:
=puts killing edges back in pockets=
RSG3: x-x
=DEAD=
-=Jaffar walks in audition room whistling=-
Background
Music: Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d ya get them
peepers?
==-= In
Audition Room =-==
Eliwood:
Hello, Jaffar!
Jaffar:
=stops= ….where’s Arianna?
Arianna:
=waves leg in the air= Down here! On the floor!
Jaffar:
…
Erk:
You don’t talk. How are you going to sing?
Jaffar:
…
Eliwood:
- -; Nevermind. <Just sing or
whatever.
Jaffar:
=loud rocker voice= I’M ROLLING THUNDER,
POURING RAIN. I’M COMING ON LIKE A HURRICANE. MY LIGHTNING’S FLASHING ACROSS
THE SKY. YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG BUT YOU’RE GONNA DIE. I WON’T TAKE NO PRISONERS,
WON’T SPARE NO LIVES. NOBODY’S PUTTING UP A FIGHT. I GOT MY
Erk:
O-O Whoah.
Eliwood:
Who are you and what have you done with Jaffar?
Jaffar:
…=evil glare=
Arianna:
=waves leg again= I say yes!
Erk:
O-O I say yes, too.
Eliwood:
I guess you’re going to Valor, Jaffar. :)
Jaffar:
…
Erk:
Try not to get too excited, now.
Jaffar:
=disappears=
Arianna:
=manages to sit up= Where’d he go?
-=In
Waiting Room=-
Jaffar:
=appears=
Nino: Jaffar! You made it! =glomps him=
Jaffar:
…
Limstella:
I’m not gonna even bother asking you for a comment.
Louise:
Can I go in?
-=Arianna somehow got back on her chair. Louise walks in=-
Eliwood:
Hello, Lady Louise!
Erk: We
only need one more person to go on so make this good, Lady Louise.
Arianna:
Your bow was left at the door, right?
Louise:
I’m singing “Memory” from the musical “Cats”.
Louise:
Eliwood:
That was so beautiful! =sniff sniff=
Erk:
Great. I say yes, you say yes, we’re DONE! =rips papers and throws the pieces
in the air as confetti= WOOHOO!
Arianna:
We still have to judge the rest of the competition.
Erk:
Happy mood gone.
Louise: Yay! I made it! Penty will be so
proud! =leaves=
Eliwood:
=gets hit by a piece of confetti and it cuts his cheek= Ouch! Papercut! I’M BLEEDING!
Erk:
You’re just not having a good day, are you?
Arianna:
HA HA! =slips off chair=
=-=THUMP=-=
Arianna:
Ow….
-=In
Random Room=-
Limstella:
And so the auditions end. The people that made it are:
-=Camera
pans over each as their name is said=-
=== Florina ===
Florina:
Um..hi…
=== Karel ===
Karel:
=glares= I will be the best…
===
Sain:
She bangs, she bangs! =snickers=
Sain:
=KO’d=
=== Louise ===
Louise:
=hanging onto Pent= Hello!
=== Jaffar ===
Jaffar:
…
=== Lowen ===
Lowen:
=facing backwards= Hi! =waves at wall=
=== Lucius ===
Lucius:
=putting on make-up= Huh?
=== Raven ===
Raven:
=glare=
-= Camera
Melts =-
-=Camera
man brings out new camera=-
=== Um..Continuing…Pent ===
Arianna:
=rolls in= Where’s Pent?
Pent:
=sets her on fire=
Arianna:
Eeeek! =rolls around=
=== Sain ===
Arianna:
Sain, save me!
Sain:
=still knocked out=
=== Nino ===
Nino: =huggles Jaffar= I’m so glad to be here!
Jaffar:
…
=== And Lyn ===
Lyn: WHhheeeEEeeee!
=-= THUNK =-=
Raven:=hit Lyn with blunt side of sword=
Raven:
Like you weren’t about to do the same thing.
Lyn: =gets
back up= WhhHHHheeeee!
Raven:
O-O;
Limstella:
Tune in next week to see everyone introduce themselves to the judges!
Eliwood:
But we already know them.
Erk:
Shut up. We might find out something interesting.
Arianna:
Like that
Limstella:
And you will also see the first group performance!
--==--
PREVIEW --==--
Florina:
Be your Lady Marmalade!
--==-- END
PREVIEW --==--
Limstella:
Gooooodbye!
=END
TRANSMISSION=
Arianna:
=in strait jacket on Henry= Yippee! I finally got the Erky
doll picture done. Now if that scanner would work…
Legault:
=pulls out wires=
Matthew: =steals
picture= We might be able to sell this stuff for
something.
Repairman
Bob: Get away from that!
Scanner: BEEEEeeep…zzzzzzzzzttt…….
Arianna:
Be a good boy and go play with Giggles.
Latisha:
o-O;
Arianna:
And now, review responses! I thank all reviewers and I hope you continue reading!
:)
~#REVIEW
RESPONSES#~
~*Shadow
Mewtwo977~*: *cough* Secret shop on 3rd floor by bathrooms sells Erky dolls *cough*
~*zingamaroo~*: I’m glad that someone enjoyed the
commercials. :D Commercials are _so_ underappreciated these days.
~*Angel
Trainee Flonne~*: *cough* read 1st
response*cough* My, I seem to be choking up a bit. ^_~
~*Leena~*: Was it good? ^_?
~*Jessica
Kite~*: So YOU’RE the one who outbid me on some of the dolls. ~_^
~*RBMIfan~*: ~*SPOILERS*~ Yes, Ninian
and Nils are dragons. They were lured out of their
world by Nergal.
I have found a few websites. I’ll put them in my profile.
~*Lord-Pisces~*:
Don’t worry, Sain! I still love you! Besides, Pent is
married.
Actually,
the title _was_ going to be Elibean Idol, but I
thought that wouldn’t be correct since Nils and Ninian aren’t from Elibe. So I
decided on Fire Emblem since that included all the characters. Although I do seem to be adding a few out of Fire Emblem
characters.
~*SDS-Yukichan~*: Stupid Eliwood! Lets
all point and laugh! HA HA!
Thank you for the
praise. I shall continue.
~*Zero84~*:
My, people seem to like Erky dolls. Don’t you all
realize how dangerous they are? ~_^ Now Matthew and Legault
had better both run. My poor scanner!
~*Princess-Peach1980~*:
*sniff* I know. I should have a funeral for the table. And maybe for Random
Security Guard 4 ,too.
~*Leviathan2~*:
I’d help you, Dynast, but…*struggles in strait jacket* I need help myself. ^_^”
Latisha:
We don’t have the kind of help you need, Ri.
I am very
glad you found my story so funny ^_^
~*Ed*~:
Lyn the drug addict. Hmmm…. >:D
Fiora
and her followers will reappear next chapter.
~END
RESPONSES~
Erk:
What time are we ending it this chapter?
Arianna:
Latisha:
This part is getting to be longer than the story.
Arianna:
I think I’ll go sleep now. Bye bye!
^*~END,
DONE, OVER WITH, PLEASE REVIEW~*^