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-=In some room=-

 

Arianna: I have sad news. Because of safety issues I have been forbidden from giving out Erky dolls to reviewers.

 

Marcus: =stern look= A wise decision on Lord Eliwood’s part.

 

Eliwood: =playing with Erky doll=

 

Marcus: Um…Lord Eliwood?

 

Eliwood: Hello, my name is Mr.Grouchy Sage Erk and-AHHHH!!!

 

-= While holding doll facing himself, hits attack button and sets self on fire*

 

Marcus: LORD ELIWOOD! I’ll save you!

 

-=Grabs a random cleric’s coke and throws it on Eliwood=-

 

==- Flames Get Bigger -==

 

Eliwood: AHHHH!!! =runs in circles=

 

Marcus: =stares at cup= What is in this stuff?

 

Lowen: Stop, drop, and roll mi’lord!

 

Latisha: I think this is a perfect example of why we are not giving out Erky dolls.

 

Arianna: :P  Incase anyone still wants an Erky doll, they are being sold in a secret shop somewhere in this building for just 2,000g. Oh, and a picture of an Erky doll will be up on my page as soon as I can get my scanner to work.

 

Latisha: =bashing scanner with bat=

 

Arianna: Which may be awhile. - -; I think that wraps it up. On with story!

 

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DISCLAIMER: I don’t own FE, Burger King, or any of the songs.

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-=In the audition room. Arianna is still in a strait jacket. Raven and Lucius walk in=-

 

Arianna: My nose itches. =wiggles nose= Somebody scratch it!

 

Eliwood: =bandaged hands and burnt hair= Hello!

 

Lucius: Hiya! We’re singing “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King”! :)

 

Erk: Um, I hesitate to ask, but, why?

 

Raven: BECAUSE I SHALL RULE THE WORLD AND BE KING OF ALL I SEE!

 

Arianna: =low voice= And people say I’m crazy….

 

Eliwood: Okay….O-o…go ahead.

 

-=Lucius hands Raven a Burger King crown which he sticks on his head=-

 

Raven: I’m gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware.

 

Lucius: Well I’ve never seen a king or beast with quite so mean a glare.

 

Raven: =starts running around= I’m gonna be the main event, like no king was before. I’m brushing up on looking down, I’m working on my SWORD! =tries to attack Lucius=

 

Lucius: =dodges Raven who then runs into a wall and gets his sword stuck= Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.

 

Raven: =yanks sword out= Oh I just can’t wait to be king!

 

Lucius: You’ve got a long way to go, young master, if you think-

 

Raven: No one saying kill this, no one saying fight there, no one saying stop them, no one saying guard here! I could punch people all day. Free to do it all my way.

 

Lucius: I think it’s time, that you and I, arrange a heart-to-heart.

 

Raven: Kings don’t need advice from little girly monks for a start.

 

Lucius: If this is where the monarchy is heading, count me out! Out of service, out of Pherae, I’d never hang about-AH! =dodges Raven again= This guy is getting wildly out of fling.

 

Raven: =twirls sword= Oh I just can’t wait to be king! Everybody dodge left, everybody dodge right. Everywhere you move I’m, standing SPOTLIGHT!

 

Judges: NOT YET!

 

Raven&Lucius: Let every person go ahead and sing! Let’s hear the people praise and honoring! It’s gonna be King Raven you’re worshipping!

 

Raven: Oh I just can’t wait to be king! Oh I just can’t wait to be king! Oh I just can’t  WAAAAAIII- =starts doing flips= -IIT! =lands= To be KIIIIIIIINNNNG!

 

-=Raven poses while Lucius uses shine to make a spotlight on him=-

 

Arianna: HeeheeheeHA! =falls of chair laughing=

 

Eliwood: That was a =cough/laugh= interesting performance. But you both could sing. I say yes. Ri?

 

Arianna: =still on floor= HEEHEEHEE! I say yes to Lucius, but not to Raven!

 

Raven: WHAT? =raises sword=

 

Lucius: I wasn’t even trying out.

 

Arianna: Eeek! =tries to wiggle away=

 

--== Hard To Move With A Strait Jacket On ==--

 

Erk: Security needs to remove these peoples weapons before they try out.

 

Eliwood: I’ll tell them! =pushes big, shiny intercom button= ATTENTION PEOPLE IN WAITING ROOM!

 

-=In Waiting Room=-

 

Wil: THE VOICES! AHHH! =curls into fetal position=

 

Eliwood: ALL WEAPONS MUST NOW BE REMOVED BEFORE ENTERING THE AUDITION ROOM. THANK YOU! =depresses button= How’d I do?

 

Erk: =takes fingers out of ears= A little loud.

 

Raven: =clears throat impatiently and taps sword on table=

 

Arianna: NO! Not the table! NOT THE TABLE!

 

Erk: - -; I say yes to both of you. It will make tthese auditions end sooner.

 

Lucius: But I don’t wanna do this!

 

Erk: Too bad. Now GET OUT!

 

Arianna: =wiggling on floor= A little help here?

 

-=Outside door to audition room=-

 

Jaffar: …

 

Random Security Guard 4: I’m sorry, sir. You must leave your weapons here.

 

Jaffar: …

 

RSG4: Uh, Sir?

 

= - = Lots of red light and screaming noise = - =

 

Jaffar: =puts killing edges back in pockets=

 

RSG3: x-x =DEAD=

 

-=Jaffar walks in audition room whistling=-

 

Background Music: Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d ya get them peepers?

 

==-= In Audition Room =-==

 

Eliwood: Hello, Jaffar!

 

Jaffar: =stops= ….where’s Arianna?

 

Arianna: =waves leg in the air= Down here! On the floor!

 

Jaffar: …

 

Erk: You don’t talk. How are you going to sing?

 

Jaffar: …

 

Eliwood: - -; Nevermind. <Just sing or whatever.

 

Jaffar: =loud rocker voice= I’M ROLLING THUNDER, POURING RAIN. I’M COMING ON LIKE A HURRICANE. MY LIGHTNING’S FLASHING ACROSS THE SKY. YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG BUT YOU’RE GONNA DIE. I WON’T TAKE NO PRISONERS, WON’T SPARE NO LIVES. NOBODY’S PUTTING UP A FIGHT. I GOT MY BELL I’M GONNA TAKE YOU TO HELL. I’M GONNA GET YOU, SATAN GET YOU. HELL’S BELLS! YEAH, HELL’S BELLS! YOU GOT ME RINGING HELL’S BELLS! MY TEMPERATURE’S HIGH! HELL’S BELLS!

 

Erk: O-O Whoah.

 

Eliwood: Who are you and what have you done with Jaffar?

 

Jaffar: …=evil glare=

 

Arianna: =waves leg again= I say yes!

 

Erk: O-O I say yes, too.

 

Eliwood: I guess you’re going to Valor, Jaffar. :)

 

Jaffar: …

 

Erk: Try not to get too excited, now.

 

Jaffar: =disappears=

 

Arianna: =manages to sit up= Where’d he go?

 

-=In Waiting Room=-

 

Jaffar: =appears=

 

Nino: Jaffar! You made it! =glomps him=

 

Jaffar: …

 

Limstella: I’m not gonna even bother asking you for a comment.

 

Louise: Can I go in?

 

-=Arianna somehow got back on her chair. Louise walks in=-

 

Eliwood: Hello, Lady Louise!

 

Erk: We only need one more person to go on so make this good, Lady Louise.

 

Arianna: Your bow was left at the door, right?

 

Louise: I’m singing “Memory” from the musical “Cats”.

 

Louise: Midnight, not a sound from the pavement. Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone. In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet. And the wind, begins to moan. Memory, all alone in the moonlight. I can smile at the old days. I was beautiful then. Let the memory, live again.

 

Eliwood: That was so beautiful! =sniff sniff=

 

Erk: Great. I say yes, you say yes, we’re DONE! =rips papers and throws the pieces in the air as confetti= WOOHOO!

 

Arianna: We still have to judge the rest of the competition.

 

Erk: Happy mood gone.

 

Louise: Yay! I made it! Penty will be so proud! =leaves=

 

Eliwood: =gets hit by a piece of confetti and it cuts his cheek= Ouch! Papercut! I’M BLEEDING!

 

Erk: You’re just not having a good day, are you?

 

Arianna: HA HA! =slips off chair=

 

=-=THUMP=-=

 

Arianna: Ow….

 

-=In Random Room=-

 

Limstella: And so the auditions end. The people that made it are:

 

-=Camera pans over each as their name is said=-

 

=== Florina ===

 

Florina: Um..hi

 

=== Karel ===

 

Karel: =glares= I will be the best…

 

=== Kent ===

 

Kent: …hello.

 

Sain: She bangs, she bangs! =snickers=

 

Kent: =THWACK=

 

Sain: =KO’d=

 

=== Louise ===

 

Louise: =hanging onto Pent= Hello!

 

=== Jaffar ===

 

Jaffar: …

 

=== Lowen ===

 

Lowen: =facing backwards= Hi! =waves at wall=

 

=== Lucius ===

 

Lucius: =putting on make-up= Huh?

 

=== Raven ===

 

Raven: =glare=

 

-= Camera Melts =-

 

-=Camera man brings out new camera=-

 

=== Um..ContinuingPent ===

 

Arianna: =rolls in= Where’s Pent?

 

Pent: =sets her on fire=

 

Arianna: Eeeek! =rolls around=

 

=== Sain ===

 

Arianna: Sain, save me!

 

Sain: =still knocked out=

 

=== Nino ===

 

Nino: =huggles Jaffar= I’m so glad to be here!

 

Jaffar: …

 

=== And Lyn ===

 

Lyn: WHhheeeEEeeee!

 

=-= THUNK =-=

 

Raven:=hit Lyn with blunt side of sword=

 

Kent: =glares=

 

Raven: Like you weren’t about to do the same thing.

 

Lyn: =gets back up= WhhHHHheeeee!

 

Raven: O-O;

 

Kent: - -;

 

Limstella: Tune in next week to see everyone introduce themselves to the judges!

 

Eliwood: But we already know them.

 

Erk: Shut up. We might find out something interesting.

 

Arianna: Like that Kent has a stuffed cat named Giggles!

 

Kent: =hides Giggles= What are you talking about?

 

Limstella: And you will also see the first group performance!

 

--==-- PREVIEW --==--

 

Florina: Be your Lady Marmalade!

 

--==-- END PREVIEW --==--

 

Limstella: Gooooodbye!

 

 

 

=END TRANSMISSION=

 

Arianna: =in strait jacket on Henry= Yippee! I finally got the Erky doll picture done. Now if that scanner would work…

 

Legault: =pulls out wires=

 

Matthew: =steals picture= We might be able to sell this stuff for something.

 

Repairman Bob: Get away from that!

 

Scanner: BEEEEeeepzzzzzzzzzttt…….

 

Kent: Doesn’t look like it will be anytime soon.

 

Arianna: Be a good boy and go play with Giggles.

 

Kent: =hugs Giggles protectively= Don’t make fun of her!

 

Latisha: o-O;

 

Arianna: And now, review responses! I thank all reviewers and I hope you continue reading! :)

 

~#REVIEW RESPONSES#~

 

~*Shadow Mewtwo977~*: *cough* Secret shop on 3rd floor by bathrooms sells Erky dolls *cough*

 

~*zingamaroo~*: I’m glad that someone enjoyed the commercials. :D Commercials are _so_  underappreciated these days.

 

~*Angel Trainee Flonne~*: *cough* read 1st response*cough* My, I seem to be choking up a bit.  ^_~

 

~*Leena~*: Was it good? ^_?

 

~*Jessica Kite~*: So YOU’RE the one who outbid me on some of the dolls. ~_^

 

~*RBMIfan~*: ~*SPOILERS*~ Yes, Ninian and Nils are dragons. They were lured out of their world by Nergal.   I have found a few websites. I’ll put them in my profile.

 

 

~*Lord-Pisces~*: Don’t worry, Sain! I still love you! Besides, Pent is married.

Actually, the title _was_ going to be Elibean Idol, but I thought that wouldn’t be correct since Nils and Ninian aren’t from Elibe. So I decided on Fire Emblem since that included all the characters. Although I do seem to be adding a few out of Fire Emblem characters.

 

 

~*SDS-Yukichan~*: Stupid Eliwood! Lets all point and laugh! HA HA!

                          Thank you for the praise. I shall continue.

 

~*Zero84~*: My, people seem to like Erky dolls. Don’t you all realize how dangerous they are? ~_^ Now Matthew and Legault had better both run. My poor scanner!

 

~*Princess-Peach1980~*: *sniff* I know. I should have a funeral for the table. And maybe for Random Security Guard 4 ,too.

 

~*Leviathan2~*: I’d help you, Dynast, but…*struggles in strait jacket* I need help myself. ^_^”

 

Latisha: We don’t have the kind of help you need, Ri.

 

I am very glad you found my story so funny ^_^

 

~*Ed*~: Lyn the drug addict. Hmmm…. >:D

              Fiora and her followers will reappear next chapter.

 

 

~END RESPONSES~

 

Erk: What time are we ending it this chapter?

 

Arianna: 3:18am ^_^”

 

Latisha: This part is getting to be longer than the story.

 

Arianna: I think I’ll go sleep now. Bye bye!

 

 

^*~END, DONE, OVER WITH, PLEASE REVIEW~*^

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

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