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-=sitting on henry=-
Latisha:
=plays trumpet=
Arianna: !BIG
ANNOUNCEMENT!: I have now setup a webpage where you can listen to the songs
that are featured in this story. Well, 3 of them anyway. That way you can listen
to the song while reading the part it's in. Cool, huh? :) The url is in my
profile. I can only have 2 or 3 songs up at a time, so I'll have to keep
changing it as the story goes on. I'll also be putting up lyrics for all the
songs at some point. Oh, and please don't steal the music. If you want stolen
music, go to kazaa or something.
Latisha:
Should you be encouraging that?
Arianna: Eh he
he he….moving on. This is going to be a long chapter! I'm trying to get the
auditions done. I'm going to have 12 people going to the
Latisha: More
like you're being lazy.
Arianna:
=sweatdrop= No! I just have lots of story ideas I want to work on!
Latisha:
Sure….
Arianna: SHUT
UP! =ahem= Thank you so much for the reviews! I am deeply touched. I think I'm
getting teary-eyed. =sniff sniff=
Latisha: Cry
baby.
Arianna:
Anyways, enough with my yapping, on with the show!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fire
Emblem, American Idol, or any of these songs. I do however own the idea of
putting Fire Emblem characters in American Idol. And I also own the character
Latisha and Henry the Purple Inflatable Couch.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Limstella:
When we last left off,
-=
Arianna: Hi,
Eliwood:
Eliwood: Oh
no. I saw a guy sing this on Arianna's magic box on the real Idol show. This is
not going to be pretty.
(A/N I really
recommend listening to the music for this one. Hehehe…)
-=turns on
music and starts dancing like Ricki Martin=-
-=
Arianna:
=falls back into seat, dizzy=
Erk: Arianna?
Are you okay?
Arianna: =swirly
eyed=
-=does
finishing pose and turns boom box off=-
Eliwood: Wow,
Eliwood: I say
yes. :) Arianna?
Arianna:
=swirly eyed=
Erk: =throws
water on Arianna=
Arianna:
Eeeek! Cold! Huh? What's going on?
Erk: Yes or
no, Ari.
Arianna:
Definitely yes!
Erk: I was
rather scared by the dancing, but I say yes. See you on the
-=- Back In
Waiting Room -=-
Lyn: Here he
comes! Oh no. He doesn't look happy.
Sain: Does he
ever?
Lyn: I'm so
sorry,
Lyn: Oh. Good
job. :)
-=back to
Limstella=-
Limstella: So
Limstella:
Right. =sigh= Lets find someone more excited. You! Blonde girl! Come here for a
second!
Blonde Girl:
=in fake voice= Um…hi?
Limstella: Hello.
Are you excited?
Blonde Girl:
=nods head and hair starts sliding to reveal a bit of blue-green= Yes, very.
Limstella:
=looking at hair= Hmmmm…
-=Sain runs
by, being chased by Raven=-
Sain: I didn't
touch your sister, I swear!
Raven: BUT YOU
WERE THINKING ABOUT IT!
Sain: PsYcHo!
-=Raven runs
into "Blonde" Girl and knocks off her hair to reveal----Fiora!=-
Fiora: Eeek!
=runs=
Limstella:
Fiora! You were disqualified! Hawkeye, get her!
Hawkeye:
=thump thump thump=
-=Room
starts shaking=-
Wil:
AHHHH!! EARTHQUAKE!
Rebecca:
Eeeeek! (A/N That's the 3rd "eeeek" this chapter)
-=room turns
to craziness. People dive under chairs and tables. Some run out of the building
screaming and cause the line to stampede=-
Limstella:
=looks at chaos outside and sweatdrops= Commercial break.
-=-=
COMMERCIAL-=-=
-=scene is a
field. Erk is standing with Nils behind him=-
Erk: Tired of
loud, annoying, little boys who play flutes?
Nils: =TWEET
TWEET TWEET=
Erk: Well, now
you can stop them with this new baseball bat!
Nils: =TWEET=
Wait, what?!?
Erk: Hehehe…
=starts
chasing Nils with bat=
Nils: This
wasn't in my contract!!!
Nino: :) Buy
now for just 7.99$! 40 gold! Can also be used to play baseball. Call
1-800-NONEXISTANT#. No Nils were harmed in the making of this commercial. I think.
:)
Nils: =still
running= HELP! LORD ELIWOOD!
-=- END
COMMERCIAL -=-
-=camera pans
wrecked waiting room=-
Limstella:
We're back. Or what's left of us. Things have calmed down a bit, but we're
having trouble finding the janitor. And Hawkeye is still looking for Fiora.
Hawkeye:
=thump thump thump=
Wil: EARTH-
Rebecca:
=clamps hand over his mouth= Don't say it!
Limstella:
Hurry up and go to the audition room!
-=camera goes
back to the audition room where judges look confused=-
Eliwood: Is no
one else coming?
Arianna: I
think they got attacked. Did you hear that screaming?
Erk: I think
Serra came back to sing for them.
-=Nils walks
in=-
Nils: Hi!
Arianna:
Aren't you too young for this?
Nils: I don't
know. I was just standing by the door and someone shoved me in here.
Erk: =puts in
earplugs= Okay. Go ahead, Nils.
Nils: =plays
flute, then starts singing= Row, row , row your boat, gently down the stream.
Throw Erk overboard and listen to him scream.
Eliwood: HA
HA!
Erk: What?
What's he singing?
Nils: 9 weeks
later, floating down to Caelin. Stabbed by Raven. 9 months later, ummm…gets
stabbed again! And that's how Erk-
Arianna:
That's enough! Nils, you're too young to do this show. And you forgot the
words.
Nils:
Eeeeliwooood!
Eliwood: Uh, I
thought it was entertaining.
Erk: =takes
earplugs out= Well?
Arianna: No.
Eliwood: Yes.
Erk: NO! Ha
ha!
Nils: Waaaah!
Eliwood!
Eliwood:
Sorry, Nils.
Nils: Waaah!
Ninian! =runs out crying=
Erk:
Seriously, what did he sing?
Arianna:
=sigh= NEXT!
-=Nino walks
in=-
Arianna: Hello
Nino. What are you going to sing?
Nino: I'm
singing "Angel of Mine" by Monica. I'm dedicating this song to
Jaffar.
Eliwood: Go
ahead.
Nino: When I
first saw you, I already knew. There was something, inside of you. Something I
thought that I would never find. Angel of mine.
Arianna:
Awwwww….
Erk: Why do
girls always go "aw"?
Eliwood:
Awww…….
Erk:
Nevermind. =sweatdrop=
Nino: I looked
at you, looking at me. Now I know why they say the best things are free. Gonna
love you boy you are so fine. Angel of mine. What you mean to me you'll never
know. I'm different now, you helped me grow. You came into my life, sent from
above. When I lost all hope, you showed me love. I'm checking for ya boy you're
right on time. Angel of mine.
Erk: Okay,
thank you. Eliwood?
Eliwood:
Awwwww…
Erk: Stop
saying that! It's disturbing.
Eliwood: I say
yes. Ari?
Arianna: Yes.
Very cute.
Erk: Yes.
Nino: Yay!
Arianna: See
you on the Dread Island. :D
-=Nino skips
out of the room=-
=-=-= BACK IN
WAITING ROOM =-=-=
Limstella: We
are waiting to see Nino.
Jaffar: …
-=Nino comes
skipping out=-
Nino: I made
it!
Jaffar: …
Limstella:
That's great! Isn't it, Jaffar?
Jaffar: …
Limstella:
=sigh= I don't know why I bother.
-=-= BACK TO
AUDITIONS =-=-
-=Bartre walks
in=-
Eliwood: Oh
boy.
Arianna: Hello
Bartre. Why do you want to be the "Fire Emblem Idol"?
Bartre: Well,
since I'm already pegasus knight/valkyrie/cleric/monk/fighter/wyvern rider,
I've decided I want to be a singer too.
(A/N: This
line refers to where in Ivanfanatic's "Diary of Erk", Bartre tries to
be a multiclass person. If you have not read "Diary of Erk" 1.What's
wrong with you? And 2.Go read it now.)
Arianna:
Riiight. What are you singing?
Bartre: I'm
singing "Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.
WARNING: SENSITIVE VIEWERS,
TURN OFF YOUR TV NOW AND GO LOOK AT PICTURES OF PUPPIES AND KITTIES.
Erk: =puts
earplugs back in and holds papers over eyes= Okay, go ahead.
Bartre:
=starts shaking his hips= I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so
sexy it hurts. And I'm too sexy for Caelin, too sexy for Caelin, Karla, and
Japan.
=takes off his
shirt=
Arianna: AHHH!
MY EYES! =passes out=
Eliwood:
THAT'S ENOUGH! Ari?
Arianna: Wuh?
=sits up, sees Bartre, and passes out again=
Eliwood: PUT
YOUR SHIRT BACK ON! Ari? Wake up!
Arianna: =sits
up rubbing head= Ugh….the horror....the nightmares….
Bartre: How'd
I do?
Eliwood: Lets
make this quick. NO. Goodbye.
-=Bartre
stomps out of room yelling about being too sexy for this show=-
=== IT IS NOW
SAFE TO RETURN TO YOUR TV ===
Erk: =takes
plugs out= Is it over?
-=Lowen walks
in and runs into a wall=-
Erk: =sticks
earplugs back in= That's a no.
-=Lowen walks
around and eventually manages to find the correct spot=-
Lowen: Hehe.
Sorry about that. =grin=
Eliwood: Hi,
Lowen. What are you singing?
Lowen: =with
his back to the judges= "Addicted to Spuds" by Weird Al.
Eliwood: Okay.
And, um, we're this way, Lowen.
Lowen: =turns
around= Whoops. Didn't see you there.
Arianna: No
kidding. I'm surprised you're actually allowed to fight with hair like that.
Eliwood: Okay,
sing now.
Lowen: =clears
throat= Me me me me. Doe ray me fa so la tea doe. Okay, here I go.
Arianna:
ZZzzz…..
Lowen: Potato
skins, potato cakes. Hash browns, and instant flakes. Baked or boiled, or
French fried. There's no kind, you haven't tried.You planned a trip, to Idaho,
just to watch, potatoes grow. I understand, how you must feel, I can't deny,
they've got a peel. Whoooa you like 'em whether they are plain or they're
stuffed, oh yeah. Better face the facts it seems you can't get enough, you know
you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to spuds.
Arianna:
=laughing= That's enough. =falls out of chair= Thank you. =SNORT= Eliwood?
Eliwood: I
take it we're going to be eating potatoes for dinner tonight?
Lowen: Yup.
Eliwood:
Strange song, but you can sing. I say yes. Ari? Are you composed now?
Arianna:
You're a fine one to talk about composure. Very funny song. I say yes.
Erky?
Erk: What? I
can't hear you.
Arianna:
=knocks Erk on the head so his earplugs fall out=
Erk: Ow. =rubs
head=
Arianna: 2
yeses so you're going to the Dread Island.
Lowen: All
right! =tries to run out door, but doesn't see it's closed=
SPLAT!
Lowen:
Ouchie…=passes out=
Erk: MEDIC!
Serra: You
called, Erky?
Erk: AHHH!
What are you doing here?
Serra:
Priscilla wants to try out, so I'm the only available cleric since you all so
rudely rejected me.
Eliwood:
That's nice. Fix Lowen up.
Serra: =drags
Lowen off grumbling and banging Lowen into everything nearby=
Arianna:
=wince= He won't be waking up anytime soon.
-=Hector walks
in=-
Eliwood: Hector?
You know you failed choir class.
Hector: Shut
up! I have a dream!
Erk: Where'd
my earplugs go?
-= camera goes
back to Limstella =-
Limstella:
That's concludes another episode of "Fire Emblem Idol". Will Lowen
ever cut his hair? Will Serra ever heal him? Will Hawkeye catch Fiora? Will Erk
find his earplugs? And will these auditions ever end? Stay tuned for a preview
of the next episode.
--== PREVIEW
==--
Limstella:
Hector pushes the PG13 rating.
Hector: SHE
%&$# HATES ME!
Limstella: And
Karel and his obsession with killing.
Karel: Hey,
we're gonna get you too, another one bites the dust!
- = - END - =
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-= sitting on
Henry =-
Arianna:
Hello! I'm here with Jaffar, Latisha, Eliwood, and Heath, who is making his debut
in this fic!
Heath: Wassup?
Arianna: I
said I would update this story on Friday, but I guess it's officially Saturday
since it's
Jaffar: …
Latisha: Wow,
that's deep.
Heath:
=snickers=
Eliwood:
Snickers, where?
Latisha: The
laugh, not the candy bar. Heath was snickering.
Eliwood: Heath
Bar, where? =looks at Heath= Caaandy....
Heath: Uh oh.
Arianna: I'm
too tired for this. rxtr57dreuhf
Heath: What
was that last part?
Latisha: She
fell asleep on the keyboard.
Arianna:
=SNORE=
Jaffar:
=brings out whip cream can with evil smirk=
Latisha:
=sigh= Please-
Heath: Oooh,
can I say it?
Latisha: Sure,
whatever.
Heath: PLEASE
review!
Eliwood:
=getting feathers to stick to Arianna's face= Goodnight!