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Latisha: Arianna!
Arianna: =hiding somewhere=
Latisha: ARIANNA!
Arianna: I'm not coming out! They'll laugh
at me!
Erk: Who exactly will laugh at you?
Latisha: Of course they'll laugh at
you! You're a comedy writer! You WANT people to laugh at you!
Arianna: I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Eliwood: Coming out of where? The closet? =snickers=
Erk: Just shut up and save yourself a lot
of trouble, Eliwood.
Latisha: Hmmmmmm…. =ponders ideas=
Arianna: =singing= Always look on the
briiight side of life! =attempts to whistle but remembers she can't=
(A/N: I don't own Monty Python. )
Latisha: =ding= I got it!
Eliwood: Got what?
Latisha: Arianna! You have visitors!
Arianna: Really!? =comes out of hiding=
Hello….who are-AH! NO! =tries to run=
Latisha: TOO LATE! You have to update!
Eliwood: Hee hee hee!
Erk: …..Eliwood?
Eliwood: Yes?
Erk: You're laughing like a little girl
again.
Eliwood: DARN! And the doctor said he was sure
those pills would fix it!
Arianna: =sigh= I guess I'm stuck for it.
Matthew: This chapter is your LAST CHANCE to get a seat for
the finals!
Latisha: Shush, Matthew.
Arianna: Well, who feels like kicking my
butt for taking so long to update?
Readers: We do!
Arianna: Well, too bad! Because none of
you know where I live! HAHA!
Erk: Great. First, she makes them wait a
long time for an update. Then she taunts them. That's really splendid thinking
there, Riri.
Arianna: Well, here it is. TA DA!
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DISCLAIMER:
Raven: Yes I, your King, your master, your
ruler, has taken time out of his very busy schedule to do this
disclaimer thingy. Arianna doesn't own Fire Emblem. Or any
songs. Also, she changed a few words in some of the songs.
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Lucius: When we left off, Sain was
starting the semi-finals!
:::::: Semi-Finals Stage ::::::
Sain: Start the music!
Nils: =goes to press button=
Sain: Wait, DON'T!
Nils: ….what?
Sain: I need the screen down for my
performance!
Nils: …..ooookay. =presses button that
brings screen down=
Erk: I already don't like where this is
going.
Sain: Alright, now start the music.
-= music starts and a video comes on
screen of Serra and Rebecca=-
Serra: Oh. My. Elimine.
Becca, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those
cavalier guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands
those cavalier guys. They only talk to her because she looks like a
total prostitute. I mean, her butt. It's just so, BIG.
I can't believe it's so round, it's, like, out there. I mean, it's GROSS. Look! She's just so, blech!
-=spotlight goes on Sain=-
Sain: I like big butts and I can not lie!
You other brothers can't deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and that round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
Lucius: Oh my….how much of this are we
actually going to let him sing?
Arianna: Well, according to the rules, he
gets to sing at least half of it.
Raven: So! You wrote the rules! Change them!
Your KING commands you to!
Erk: The Sain fan girls seem to enjoy it…
Sain Fan Girls: GO SAIN!!!
Arianna: =sigh= We'll
let him go on a little longer.
:-: Sain, oblivious to the conversation, has still been
singing. :-:
Sain: I'm tired of magazines, saying flat
butts are the thing. Take the average soldier and ask him that, she gotta pack
much back. So, fellas!
GuysInAudience: Yeah!
Sain: Fellas!
GIA: YEAH!
Sain: Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Lyn: =SLAP=
Sain: Tell her shake it.
Guys: Shake it.
Sain: Shake it.
Guys: Shake it!
Sain: Shake that healthy butt! Baby got
back.
Nils: =scratching discs= Ilian face with a
Lycian booty. Ilian face with a Lycian booty.
Lucius: Now can we shut him up?
Arianna: Eh, I think it's kinda funny. :)
Lucius: =sigh= -.-;
Sain: Baby got it goin' on. A lot of
pirates won't like this song. Cuz them punks like to hit and quit it.
Dart: =backstage, mopping= ARG! That ain't
true! =throws bucket at Sain=
Bucket: =misses and hits Nils= THUNK!
Nils: =KO'd=
Ninian: Nils!?
Sain: =still rapping= Cuz I'm long, and
I'm strong.
Enemies: =laugh= Strong!?
Sain: And I'm down to get the friction on!
So, ladies!
Sain Fan Girls: YEAH!
Sain: Ladies!
SFG: YEAH!!!
Sain: Do you wanna ride on my horse named
Mercedes?
SFG: YEAH!
Sain: Then turn around, stick it out. Even
mages got to shout. Baby got back. =bows=
Audience: =applause=
SainFanGirls: GO SAIN! GO SAIN!
Screen: =flashes Sain's room number=
Sain: =winks, then runs off stage=
Erk: Thank Elimine that's over. Who's
next?
Lucius: Well, since Florina still hasn't
woken up, next is Nino.
Nino: YIPPEE! Wish me luck, Jaffar! =runs
onstage=
Jaffar: …..
- ::: Decision time for Jaffar. It's a question of his love for Nino. Does he
love her enough to wish her luck to win the competition, which thus would make
him lose? Or is his will to win stronger? What will he choose, love or fame? ::: -
Erk: Sounds like a soap opera.
Lucius: Or a reality TV show.
Erk: And how would you know about those?
Lucius: How do you know about soap
operas?
Arianna: Who's on my overvoice system now?
- ::: Geitz. I was feeling left out. ::: -
Eliwood: Geitz promotes soap operas now?
Arianna: GET OFF OF IT! GET OFF THE PRECIOUS! YOU'LL HURT HER!
Erk: That sounds very, very wrong,
somehow.
- ::: I'm feeling
left out too! =sniffles= ::: -
Arianna: …and you are?
- ::: Vaida! ::: -
Heath: Vaida…are you…crying?
- ::: NO! OF COURSE
NOT! FOOL! ::: -
Arianna: =sigh= If I give all of you a
couple seconds of air time, will you leave me alone?
Farina: Maybe.
Arianna: =major sigh= Fine. I'll give all
of the people who haven't been on the show very much five seconds of air time.
And I mean, FIVE SECONDS! Then we cut you off, done or not.
Limstella: Ephidel is gonna have to move
fast on this one.
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Legault: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU APPROXIMATELY 90 SECONDS OF
FOOLISHNESS. WE APOLOGIZE, BUT IT WAS DEEMED NECESSARY. IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE WATCHING
IT, GO COOK SOMETHING IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 90 SECONDS. THANK YOU.
Arianna: START!
Athos: This is quite an honor for an old
man like myself! I can't believe-
Arianna: NEXT!
Canas: Why, hello there! I would like to
use my five seconds to tell-
Arianna: NEXT!
Canas: Now, I hardly think that was five-
Arianna: NEXT!
Dart: Why am I the stinkin' janitor? The
only way I'll get more air time is if someone throws up! I-
Arianna: NEXT!
Farina: Order my mercenary services for
just 20,000 gold! I promise you-
Arianna: NEXT!
Geitz: Oh, wow. I'm so flustered, I'm
speechless. I guess I'll just talk about-
Arianna: NEXT!
Guy: Yo! I'd like to give a shout out to
all my homies! And to my little sister-
Arianna: NEXT!
Harken: =down on one knee= Isadora, will
you marry me? I promise to love you for-
Arianna: NEXT!
Isadora: I WILL! I love you, Harken! I
promise to be a good wife and-
Arianna: NEXT!
Harken: Now, really! I'm trying to propose
here!
Arianna: NEXT!
Harken: Grrr….
Arianna: NEEEEEXXXXXTTT!
Karla: I would like to take this time to
curse Elimine for making me fall in love with an-
Arianna: NEXT!
Marcus: Errr….what was I going to
say…Alzheimers getting me again…
Arianna: NEXT!
Ninian: Why couldn't I have tried out? I
already know how to dance and I-
Arianna: NEXT!
Priscilla: Hello! I wasn't really worried
about air time but my lord brother insisted that-
Arianna: NEXT!
Rath:
.......................................................................................
Arianna: NEXT!
Renault: JOIN MY NEW MAFIA! Meet 'Grunker'
under the tree at the-
Arianna: NEXT!
Vaida: All you little brats think you're
sooo smart reading fanfiction! When-
Arianna: NEXT!
Wallace: =falls over= HELP! I've fallen
and I can't get up! The armor is too heav-
Arianna: NEXT!
Wil: I'm last again!? Why did my
parents curse me with a 'W' name! Oh the-
Arianna: THAT'S IT! CUT! Back to the show!
Legault: We apologize for the interruption. Back to our regular programming.
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Audience: NI-NO! NI-NO! NI-NO!
Geitz: So, Jaffar, what will you choose?
Jaffar: …..
Geitz: Will love prevail?
Jaffar: …..
Geitz: Or will fame and fortune conquer
all?!?!?
Jaffar: …..
Geitz: Oh, sorry. I'm hogging air time
again, aren't I? I'll be leaving now. Sorry about that. =runs off a cliff=
Jaffar: ….. - -;
-=: Nino walks to center stage as Rebecca,
Priscilla, and Fiora line up behind her as background singers. :=-
Lucius: Nino singing 'Girls Just Wanna
Have Fun'!
Nino: Hit it!
-= Music Starts =-
Nino: I come home. In the morning light,
my mother says "When you gonna live your life right?" Oh momma dear,
we're not the fortunate ones. And girls, they wanna have fun. Ohhh girls just
wanna have fuuuuun.
--
Sain: I can show her how to have fun.
Hehe. =grin=
Jaffar: ….. =evil assassin GLARE of DOOM=
(A/N: Unbelievably enough, more
frightening then the evil royal highness Raven glare of DOOM )
Sain: YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M STILL IN THE
COMPETITION! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jaffar: =twitch=
Arianna: But you might not make it to the
finals.
Jaffar: =evil twitch=
Sain: Thanks a lot, Riri. That's really
comforting.
Arianna: :) You're welcome.
--
Nino: That's all they really
waaaant. Is some fuuuuun. When the working day is done, oh, girls. They
wanna have fun. Girls just wanna have fun.
Rebecca,Priscilla,&Fiora: Girls. They
wanna. They wanna have fun. Girls. Wanna have.
All4: They just wanna! They just wanna!
Nino: Girls just wanna have fu-un!
RP&F: They just wanna! They just
wanna! They just wanna have fun!
Nino: Girls just wanna have fun! =bows=
Audience: =much applause=
Nino: =skips offstage= Hi, everybody! Did
I do good?
Lyn: You did great. :)
Nino: Thanks! =looks around= Where'd Sain
go?
Jaffar: …..
::: In Janitor's Closet :::
Sain: =pegged to wall with killing edges=
Dart: =opens closet= GAH! How do you
people keep gettin' in hur?
Sain: …. =sigh=
::: Back To Semi-Finals :::
Lucius: Next up, your king, and the best
hero around, KING RAVEN!
Raven: BOOYA! =runs onstage=
RavenFanGirls: GO RAVEN! GO RAVEN!
Raven: =points to BK crown on head= Ahem?
RFG: Uhh….GO KING RAVEN!
Raven: That's better.
Lucius: And what are you singing, King
Raven?
Raven: 'Hero' by
Eliwood: Krogers? Isn't that a grocery
store?
-= Music Starts =-
Raven: I am so high, I can hear heaven. I
am so high, I can hear heaven.
Eliwood: Hehe. He admits it. He's high.
Lucius: =slap= Stop making fun of Lord
Raymond!
Raven: Oh but heaven, no heaven don't hear
me.
Elimine: =in heaven= Sadly, yes, I do hear
you.
Raven: And they say that a hero can save us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold on to the wings of the wyverns. Watch as we all fly away.
Heath: He's not flying away on my
wyvern! =hugs Hyperion=
Lucius: He can fly away on any wyvern he
wants to! He's the king!
Heath: Says who? Burger King?
Lucius: Our audience voted and he's king!
Heath: Well, they didn't have much of a
choice, did they? It was either him or Karel.
Erk: Bloodthirsty psycho or control freak.
Lovely candidates for ruler of the world.
Lucius: WELL, HE WON!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO
INTO MAD MONKY MODE AGAIN!!!
Heath: I think it's too late. You're
screaming.
Lucius: =screaming= I AM NOT!!!
-= Music Stops =-
Raven: DO YOU MIND BACK THERE!?!? I'M
TRYING TO SING!!!
Arianna: Eeep.
Lucius: =whimper= So sorry, Lord Raymond.
Raven: =clears throat= Continue.
-= Music Starts Back Up =-
Raven: Someone told me that love would all
save us. But how can that be? Look what love gave us.
Canas: It gave me a baby that cries all
night. That's the real reason I decided to come with this group. I had to get
away from it.
Erk: =sarcastically= Such a nice
father.
Raven: A world full of killing, and blood
spilling, that world never came.
Karel: Kekekeke…BLOOD….yum….
Arianna: …eep.
Raven: And they say that a hero can save
us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold on to the wings of the
wyverns. Watch as we all fly away. =bows= =runs offstage=
Audience: YAY FOR THE KING!!!
Lucius: =looks at clipboard= Next….Karel!
Karel: Kekekekeke… =runs onstage=
Nino: I'm scared. Hold me, Jaffar.
Jaffar: ….. =hugs Nino=
- FLASH -
Sain: Haha! =looks at picture from instant
developing camera=
Nino: =swaying= I'm seeing spots….
Jaffar: ….how did you get out of the
closet?
Eliwood: =GASP= You mean Sain is
the one coming out of the closet!?
(A/N: Eliwood is referring to joke made at
my expense at opening of chapter.)
Arianna: Heck no. He flirts with women too
much to turn gay, even in one of my crazy fics. No offense to SainxKent lovers.
Canas: Perhaps it's a cover up.
Jaffar: !!!!!
=evil assassin GLARE of DOOM=
Sain: Uh, I got to go now. =runs=
Jaffar: =chases=
Lucius: WAIT, JAFFAR! You're up next after
Karel!
Sain: It's a good picture! You can put it
in your Christmas cards!
Lucius: =sigh= Nobody listens to me…
=hands clipboard to Erk= Here. You be stage manager for awhile. I'm taking a
nap. =falls down on floor, asleep=
Erk: Um…alright…
Lucius: Zzzz….
Erk: Hmmm…=flips through clipboard= Why
are there so many drawings of daisies?
Karel: Start the music!
(A/N: This will be funnier if you've read
my oneshot "Dumb Death".)
-= Music Starts =-
Karel: It's peanut butter jelly time!
Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
Arianna: Oh no…just thinking about peanut
butter makes me queasy…
Dart: YES! THROW UP! I WANT ON TV! =holds
mop at ready=
Karel: Where he at, where he at, where he
at, where he at? There he go, there he go, there he go, there he go! Peanut
butter jel-ly, peanut butter jel-ly, peanut butter jel=ly, do the peanut butter
jelly with a baseball bat. Do the peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
Nils: AH! Baseball bat! Bad memories!
(A/N: From chapter 2, I think.)
Karel: =starts breakdancing= Now break it
down, and freeze.
KarelFanGirls: W00000T!
Karel: Now break it down, and freeze. Now
break it down, and freeze. Now break it down, and freeze. Now tic-tac-toe.
Nils: Uh huh.
Karel: Tic-tac-toe.
Nils: Let's go!
Karel: Tic-tac-toe.
Nils: You got it.
Karel: Tic-tac-toe.
Nils: Let's ride!
Karel: =dances= Now, freestyle, freestyle,
freestyle- =slips=
- THUD –
-= Music Stops =-
Karel: Ouch. =rubs bottom=
Karel Fan Girl: Yeah baby! Want me to rub
it for you? =wink=
Karel Fan Girl2: I'll kiss it and make it
better! Heehee!
Karel: ….. =draws Wo Dao=
Erk: NO! GET BACK HERE, KAREL!
Karel: =grumbling= Crazy women, screaming
oddities at me… =walks backstage=
Erk: =sigh= Last two: Jaffar and Florina.
Hector: =pokes Florina= Still out.
Nino: And Jaffar still hasn't come back.
Arianna: WAAAAH! NOOO!
Sain: Yo?
Arianna: Sain! =huggles=
Sain: Hehe. =likes huggle=
Nino: Where's Jaffar?
Sain: Dunno. I went to get an ice cream
cone. =licks cone=
Nino: JAFFY! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!? =sobs=
Erk: So…what do we do till he gets back?
Arianna: How should I know? You're the
stage manager!
Erk: =sigh= Not anymore. =kicks Lucius=
Lucius: AH! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! =uses
lightning=
Erk: =fried= Ow…
Arianna: Lucius! We need to distract the
crowd until either Florina wakes up or Jaffar comes back!
Lucius: And how do you expect me to
know what to do?
Arianna: =sweetly= Because you're the
bestest monk in the whole wide world and you have all the greatest ideas
and the prettiest golden hair and the clearest blue eyes!
Lucius: Sweet talk won't work.
Karel: =draws Wo Dao= Do something or die,
monk.
Lucius: Eeek! Okay, okay! Hmmm…
JaffarFans: WE WANT JAFFAR!
FlorinaFans: WE WANT FLORINA!
JF: JAFFAR!
FF: FLORINA!
JF: JAFFAR!
FF: FLORINA!
Matthew: =runs onstage= SHUT
UUUUUPPPP!!!!
-= pause =-
Audience: BOO! =throws tomatoes=
Random Matthew Hater: NOBODY SAID THEY
WANTED YOU!!!
savvykate: =stands up with
bazooka= SHUT UP MATTHEW HATERS OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!!!
MatthewHaters: =wisely shut up=
Savvy: =pause= Wait, why am I here?
I thought I was supposed to be in the audience in the finals?
Dart: =runs onstage, shaking mop= ARG! Cut
it out you scoundrels! I'll be the one who has ta clean the mess, ya know!
-= pause =-
Audience: BOO! =throws tomatoes at Dart
instead=
Dart: ARRRRG! =uses broom as a bat and
starts hitting tomatoes back at the audience=
Ice Angel Mina: =in audience= MATTHEW! MY
ERKY DOLL RAN OUT OF FIRE! =shakes fist=
Matthew: Sorry! No refunds! Hehe!
Mina: GRRR! =pauses= Wait, what am I doing
here? I'm not supposed to be in the audience until the finals, either! =looks
at Savvy, who just shrugs and sits back down= .….eh. Oh well. =sits back down=
Dart: =gets hit by a cucumber= Arg! =runs
for cover=
Matthew: WAIT! Don't leave me alone out
here!
Erk: Matthew! Sing to them!
Matthew: Sing? I'm a shopkeeper in this
show, not one of the contestants!
Erk: JUST DO IT!
Matthew: Erm…hmmm…AH HA! I shall
sing….'Particle Man'!
-= Music Starts =-
Matthew: Particle Man,
(A/N: If anyone wants to hear the song,
just tell me and I'll email it to you. It's really funny. :D)
Erk: What are you doing!?
Matthew: =slaps a nametag on Erk that says
'Particle Man'= Doing the things a particle can!
Erk: =uses elfire on nametag, thus setting
own clothes on fire= AH! =runs around in circles=
Matthew: What's he like? It's not
important! Particle Man!
Erk: =rolling on stage=
Matthew: Is he a dot, or is he a speck? If
he's underwater, does he get wet? =kicks Erk into a tank of water=
Erk: GLUG! =climbs out, dripping and
coughing=
Arianna: Oh dear. Poor Erky.
Eliwood: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Serra: =SLAP=
Eliwood: =rubs cheek= What? It's funny….
Matthew: Or does the water get him
instead? Nobody knows,
Erk: =wrings hair out= Grr….MATTHEW!
Matthew: =drags Karel out and puts a
nametag on him that says 'Triangle Man'= Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle
Man hates
Karel: =shakes sword at Erk=
Erk: Oh, like I'm REAL scared!
Matthew: They have a fight, Triangle wins.
Erk: Huh?
Matthew:
Karel: KEKEKEKE! =stabs at Erk with sword=
Erk: AH! I'll get you for this, Matthew!
=runs in circles onstage with Karel chasing=
Matthew: =pulls Hawkeye onstage and gives
him a nametag that says 'Universe Man'= Universe Man, Universe Man….
Hawkeye: HEY! I'm just security! I don't
want to be onstage!
Karel: =gives up chasing Erk and picks his
teeth with his sword instead=
Erk: Huff….huff…. =pant=
Matthew: Size of the entire universe Man!
Usually kind to smaller man.
Hawkeye: Usually. =chases Erk with
axe=
Erk: Wha-OH FLUX!
=runs again=
Matthew:
Erk: =stops= That
sounds wrong….. =twitch=
Hawkeye: Aoooooga!
Erk: =runs=
Matthew: Powerful man,
Erk: =passes out=
Hawkeye: STUPID, WIMPY PARTICLE MAN!
HAHAHAHA!
Pent: I think Hawkeye is taking this a little
too seriously…
Matthew: =drags Eliwood out and sticks a
nametag on him that says 'Person Man'= Person Man, Person Man…
Eliwood: Oh, good! Person Man sounds like
a friendly thing. :)
Matthew: Hit on the head with a frying
pan….
Eliwood: WHAT!?
Lowen: =runs out and whams Eliwood on the
head with a frying pan, then runs off cackling something like 'Teach him to
make fun of my haircut'=
Eliwood: Ouch! I don't wanna be Person Man
anymore!
Matthew: Lives his life in a garbage can,
Eliwood: I do not live in a garbage
can! I live in a castle.
Universe Man (Hawkeye): =shoves Eliwood in
a garbage can=
Matthew: Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Eliwood: =sob= It smells in here!
Matthew: Does he feel totally worthless?
Eliwood: =climbs out of garbage can= I am
not worthless!
Arianna: In battle you are.
Matthew: Who came up with Person Man?
Eliwood: =stumbles= AH! =falls backwards
on garbage can=
Matthew: Degraded man.
Eliwood: =stands up with garbage can stuck
to his butt= Someone pull it off me!
Matthew: Triangle Man,
Triangle Man (Karel): What?
Matthew: Triangle Man hates
Person Man (Eliwood): Oh no…
Matthew: They have a fight, Triangle wins.
Person Man: AHHHHH!!! =runs with garbage
can still stuck to butt=
Triangle Man: KEKEKEKEKE! =chases with Wo
Dao=
Matthew:
Universe Man: =plays
bagpipes=
Particle Man (Erk): =wakes up and drags
self offstage=
Arianna: Was that fun, Erky? :)
Erk: =struggles to feet= Did that look
like fun?
Guy: Well, Karel looked like he was having
fun…
Pent: Hawkeye, too.
Erk: =sigh=
Lucius: Jaffar's still not back…
Hector: =throws cold water on Florina=
Florina: =no movement=
Hector: =sigh=
Lucius: And Florina's still not up, so
KEEP GOING, MATTHEW!!!
Matthew: There are no more verses, though!
Audience: ENCORE! ENCORE!
Erk: No fluxin' way am I doing that again!
Eliwood: Can someone please get
this off me? =points at garbage can=
Karel: Kekekekeke…Triangle Man always
wins….kekeke…. =pets sword=
Matthew: Um….
Dart: =mopping right side of stage and
singing softly= We are the pirates, who don't do anything….
Matthew: AHA! =drags Dart to center stage
and starts singing again= Janitor Man! Janitor Man!
Dart: Uh….arg?
Matthew: He has a mop in his hand! If he's
a pirate, where is his tan?
Dart: I'M IRISH, OKAY! I HAVE LIGHT SKIN!
IT DOESN'T TAN WELL!
Rebecca: You're not Irish, brother! You're
Pheraen!
Dart: I'm not yer dang brother, girl!
Matthew: =drags Geitz out= Forgotten Man,
Forgotten Man.
Geitz: Tell me about it….
Heath: I thought he jumped off a cliff?
Legault: Fanfic revival. He was needed for
this.
Matthew: Always getting Wallace instead.
Is it his clothes? Or is it his head?
Geitz: What's wrong with my clothes and my
head!?
Matthew: Forgotten
Wallace: I could find my way if I really
tried!
Matthew: =drags Sain out= Flirting Man,
Sain: =winks at audience=
Matthew: Rejected by all women.
Sain: HEY!
Matthew: Maybe he'll marry a man instead.
Sain: EW! Kent and I are JUST FRIENDS!
Lyn: You had better be… =glares at
Matthew: Flirting
Sain: Grrrr…..
Matthew: =drags Raven out= Royalty Man,
Royalty Man.
Raven: You cannot treat your king like
this! Let go of me this instant!
Matthew: Thinks he's a king, but he's
really chicken!
Raven: WHAT!?!? YOU LITTLE-
Matthew: On a scale of stupidity, I give
him a ten! Royalty
Raven: I'LL LOCK YOU IN THE DUNGEON FOR THAT!!!
Wil: There is no dungeon. There's just a
janitor's closet.
Geitz: This is stupid.
Matthew: Triangle Man,
Karel: Eh?
Geitz: I TAKE IT BACK!
Matthew: Triangle Man hates Forgotten Man.
They have a fight, Triangle wins.
Karel: =chases Geitz back off cliff=
Universe Man: =plays bagpipes again=
Erk: This is just turning into the thief's
revenge.
Jaffar: …..
Nino: JAFFAR! =glomps Jaffar= YOU'RE BACK!!!!! :D
Jaffar: ….. 'Can't…breathe….'
Legault: Where've you been, Angel of
Death?
Jaffar: ….. =evil look=
Legault: Never mind. =sweatdrop=
Lucius: ELIMINE, PRAISE BE YOUR GRACES! Cut the music!
-= Music Stops =-
Matthew: Hey! Where'd the music go?
Lucius: You're done, Matthew. Jaffar came
back.
Matthew: Darn! And I was just starting to
have fun with it, too…
Geitz: =climbs back up cliff and glares at
Matthew=
Erk: =glares at Matthew from backstage=
Eliwood: =finally knocks garbage can off
butt and glares at Matthew=
Sain: =glares at Matthew=
Matthew: Uh..heh heh. Bye, folks! =runs
offstage=
S&E&E&G: =all chase him=
Audience: =applause= YA!!!
Lucius: =sigh= Are you ready, Jaffar?
Jaffar: ….. =nods= =walks onstage=
JaffarFanGirls: EEEEEEK! IT'S JAFFAR!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!
Audience: =applause=
Lucius: Jaffar! Singing 'Punishment
Divine'!
-= Music Starts =-
Jaffar: It's warm and tender, but very
soon it will turn cold. Shadows stare down from the walls. Out of the mist,
it's coming closer now. It never rains, it pours on me. So let the
saints! Set up the courtyard! The unpleasant cage. The obvious point is I'm INSANE!
Serra: He sings some creepy songs.
Hector: Are you sure he's good now,
Nino?
Nino: :) Eh heh heh. =sweatdrop=
Hector: I think that's a no.
Jaffar: Was I aware whom I had slain? I
feeeaaar I was. The faceless, the nameless, the bush set on fire. No one ever
dared to speak, shame on me, I don't believe the here and now is all we're
living for!
Black Fang Lackies: Joyful it seems, but,
then suddenly.
Jaffar: By one false move it's blown away!
BFL: Joyful it seems, but, then suddenly.
Jaffar: Their voices cease, it's gone
away!
Jaffar&BFL: Vanished to the point of
no return! VANISHED TO THE POINT OF NO RETUUURN!
Arianna: =sweatdrop= I think this song is
too serious for a comedy.
-= Music Stops =-
Jaffar: …..
Audience: YEAH! =much applause=
Jaffar: =walks offstage=
Nino: Yay, Jaffar! You did great! :D
Jaffar: …..thank you.
Lucius: Now, we just need Florina to wake
up.
Florina: =not happening=
Lucius: =screams in her ear= GET UP! YOU HAVE A SHOW TO DO!
Florina: =nose twitches=
All: =holds breath=
Florina: =lies still=
Lucius: ERRRRRGH!
Erk: What?
Serra: Ergh, not Erk.
Erk: Oh.
Eliwood: Who's Ergh?
Erk: Nobody.
Eliwood: Then why was Lucius calling for
him?
All: =fall over anime style=
Lucius: =gets back up= Now what?
Matthew: I could sing again….
Erk: NO!
Matthew: Darn….
Hector: We could try getting her feathered
horse to wake her up.
Lucius: =shrug= Anything's worth a shot.
Fiora: HUEY!
Huey: Neigh?
Fiora: Wake Florina up!
Huey: Neigh! =nuzzles Florina=
Florina: Mmmm… =blinks= Huh? Huey? What
are you doing here, girl?
Lucius: AMEN AND GOODGRACE!
Canas: Wait, did she just say 'girl'?
Wil: Huey is a male pegasus, isn't he?
She? It?
Florina: Um….
Canas: Huey is a male name.
Arianna: But I remember back when I first
met Florina that she told some bandits to "Don't hurt her! Let her
go!" Her being Huey.
Canas: But it is a male name!
Hector: Well, when I first talked to
Florina, she called her pegasus 'Makar'.
Canas: But that's a male name, too!
Erk: Huey/Makar: The gender
challenged, name confused, flying horse.
Florina: Stop making fun of her! I mean
him! I mean…..I don't know what I mean!
Ms. Squiggles: Neigh neigh? Translation:
You are a male, aren't you?
Huey: Neigh whinny neigh. Translation:
Ummm…not sure.
Hector: Only one way to settle this!
=grabs Huey by the leg and flips him/her over=
All: ……
Cans: =clears throat= Ah, I do believe
it's a he.
Heath: Yup.
Raven: GAH! My dainty, royal eyes did not
need to see that! =pulls Burger King crown down over eyes=
Hector: =flips the now definite him back
over=
Huey: Neigh neigh… Translation: So much
for dignity…
Lucius: Well, are you ready, Florina?
Florina: Um, ready for what?
Lucius: To go sing!
Florina: ….. =passes out again=
Lucius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Farina: GET UP YOU $%#&!#
WORTHLESS SISTER! YOU ARE ALWAYS SO &!#$%#
WEAK! PROVE THAT YOU'RE A STRONG PEGASUS KNIGHT, YOU WUSS!!!
Florina: =nope=
Fiora: Uh, sister? Get up, please.
Florina: =wakes up= Hm?
Farina: !!!
Florina: =deep breath= Okay, I'm ready!
=walks onstage=
Lucius: =crosses fingers= PLEASE let her
not freeze up!
Audience: FLO-RIN-A! FLO-RI-NA! FLO-RIN-A!
Florina: =goes to center stage= ….um…oh…
=stares at audience=
Lucius: And now, without further ado, FLORINA!
Audience: YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
Florina: Oh…. =blushes=
Lucius: Florina will be singing
'Milkshake' by Kelis!
Hector: WHAAAAAT!?
-= Music Starts =-
Florina: My milkshake brings all the boys
to the yard.
Eliwood: Umm...why is she singing about a
milkshake? I mean, sure they taste good, but why sing a song about them?
Lucius: Your poor, innocent fool.
Florina: And they're like, it's better
than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.
Eliwood: How does she know her
milkshake is better than mine? Has she tasted my milkshake?
Ninian: Please shut up, Lord
Eliwood.
Erk: Yes, do. You'll seem smarter that
way.
Florina: I could teach you, but I have to
charge.
Eliwood: She's gonna charge us to learn
how to make a milkshake?
Hector: =gags Eliwood to keep him from
humiliating himself further=
Florina: =shaking bootay= I know you want
it. The thing that makes me. What the guys go crazy for. They lose their minds.
The way I whine. I think it's time.
Eliwood: Mrrmmph?
Translation: Guys lose their minds for
milkshakes?
Arianna: =THWACK=
Hector: Time to stop music! =chops wires
with axe=
-= Music Stops =-
Florina: =stops dancing= H-hey! No way
that was half the song!
Audience: =applause=
Florina Fan Boys: YAHOO!
Florina: =bows quickly and runs backstage=
Lucius: =sigh= I'm too tired. Sister
Serra, you go talk to the audience.
Serra: Okay! =runs onstage with mic=
Legault: Let's hope you don't regret
that….
Serra: Hey, everybody! =realizes mic isn't
working= What's wrong with this thing?
Erk: Lord Hector cut the wires, remember?
Luicus: You'll just have to scream, Serra.
Matthew: =from some hiding place far away
from any pursuers that want his head on their wall= Oh NO! Not the scream!
Serra: HEY, EVERYBODY! THE
SEMI-FINALS ARE OVER! SO LET ME INTRODUCE THE SEMI-FINALISTS ONE MORE TIME
BEFORE THE VOTING STARTS FOR WHO MAKES IT INTO THE FINALS!!!
Audience: =wincing at how high-pitched her
scream is=
Arianna: =unsticks Caps key=
Lucius: Not that loud, Sister Serra!
Serra: Okay! That better?
Audience: MUCH!
Serra: First person that we'll call back
to the stage is Sain who sang 'I Like Big Butts'!
Sain: =runs onstage to applause= Hello
again, ladies! Vote for me! =wink=
Serra: Second is: Nino! And she sang 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'!
Nino: =skips back onstage= Hiya! Vote for
me, 'kay? =waves to fans=
Serra: Third, Rave-
Raven: =evil royal
highness Raven glare of DOOM=
Serra: Ergh, I mean…King Raven! Who sang a
royally lovely performance of the song 'Hero'!
Raven: =comes out doing royal wave= Thank
you! Thank you! VOTE FOR YOUR KING, PATHETIC COMMONERS!
Raven Fans: =bowing= All hail King Raven!
Serra: Fourth is Karel! He sang 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time'!
Karel: If you don't vote for me, I will
kill you. =holds bloody Wo Dao up=
Serra: ….right….anyways. Fifth
person is Jaffar! He sang 'Punishment Divine'!
Jaffar: ….. =stands beside Nino and glares
at Sain who was inching closer to Nino=
Serra: And finally, Florina!
Florina: Oh! Um. Vote f-for me….
Serra: Now, Arianna with the new voting
rules!
Arianna: Ahem. =holds up large sign=
VOTING RULES
All rules MUST be followed or else
vote will not be counted. This time, all voters can only vote for ONE person
and it MUST be one of the six semi-finalists. Votes can only be cast
through reviews unless there are problems such as can't find review button,
review button won't work, or forgot to vote in review. If any of those happen
then feel free to email me your vote. Lastly, if your character of choice does
not make it through to the next round it is in no way my fault.
Arianna: I think that covers it. :)
Serra: Okay, then. See you all next
episode!
-= audience stands and applauds as Jaffar walks over to side
of stage and pulls strange lever which makes a spring pop out of stage and
sends Sain flying into audience =-
Sain: AIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Sain Fan Girls: MINE!!!
Sain: Noooooo!
Arianna: =sigh=
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Arianna: HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! As I'm typing this, it is officially past
Raven: HEY!
Luicus: You could call it a birthday gift,
Lord Raymond.
Arianna: I have some news. A few of you
may remember the Erky Doll picture. Well, the scanner is finally working.
Scanner: TA DA! =shimmer shimmer=
Arianna: But…I can't find the picture.
Poster: LOST! Picture of an Erky Doll!
Reward: Free cameo!
Arianna: So I'm drawing a new picture
wherein Erk is holding an Erky Doll and there's some other stuff in the
background. I hope to have it up on deviantART by next chapter.
Erk: Which could be anytime between this
month and the new millennium.
Arianna: That being said, let's PARTAY!
=throws confetti=
Latisha: Not until review reponses are
done!
Arianna: Oh, c'mon! Not on my birthday!
Latisha: You made all the viewers wait so
long the least you can do is answer their reviews!
Arianna: =sigh= Alright…..=walks to
answering booth=
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REVIEW RESPONSES
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Arianna: OMG! Three frickin' pages of
reviews! I'll be here all night!
Latisha: That's what you get for taking so
long to update. :D
Erk: Try not to sound so ungrateful, okay?
Latisha: DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!!
Arianna: Here it goes! Special points if
anyone actually remembers what they said in their review.
:potter29vo:
I don't know where I get my ideas, they're
just in some back part of my brain. When are you updating 'Nino's life'? Hmmmm?
Sorry, I'm nagging. Sure you can have an Erky Doll! =steals one from Matthew's
shop= Have fun! Just be careful you don't set anyone on fire. Thanks for the
review!
:Tofuboygtr:
I actually got that to make sense after
reading it over about five times. :) Poor Wil, if his parents would just have
named him something that started with an 'A'… Thanks for the review!
:Lord Slasher:
I updated! Don't hurt poor Inuyasha! He
can't help it he's abbreviationly challenged. (Is that a word? I don't believe
it is.) Thanks for the review!
:Snicks & Adri:
Using my psychic powers I think that Adri
is going to vote for Raven. Am I right? Huh? :) Thanks for the review!
:Hitnwey:
Matthew: Sorry, no bribes. Riri's ticked
at me enough already.
Legault: Hm….I might take a bribe, though…
BAD THIEF! Anyways, using my psycho-I
mean, psychic powers once more I predict you will vote for Nino. I'm on
a roll here. :D Thanks for the review!
:FIREmblemFAN:
Can you imagine Karel as a king? He would
order everyone to be executed and then make sure he got to do the executions.
Finals will be the next chapter. Thanks for the review!
:SamMas666:
All points can be cashed in for a chance
to hit Eliwood with a large, cream pie.
Eliwood: WHAT!?
:D BLOOD AND DEATH! YAH!
Nino: Scary, scary tactician…
Thanks for the review!
:RBMIfan:
Hey, Lucius! RBMIfan voted for you!
Lucius: =in nice monky mode= Really? How
kind. Thank you.
There. Maybe he'll remember that when he
goes to mad monky mode later. Thanks for the review!
:SweetMisery430:
Well, it wasn't soon, but at least I
updated! Is Nino nervous? I would be. BIG crowd of people. But she had the most
votes for the semi-finals, so maybe she'll win again. Thanks for the review!
:enangl27:
YAY! MONEY! Maybe we can actually buy
believable special effects now! :D
Lucius: =singing= Money, money, money-
SHUSH! You already sang that! It's not
your computer, it's just something with the review system. It's done that to me
before, too. Thanks for the reviews!
:Ari-Rea:
Raven and Sain…..wow, tough choice.
I can see why you'd fight over that. CHEESECAKE! I have a box of strawberry
cheesecake bars. Want me to shove one through the computer to you? :D Thanks
for the review!
:Sword Of Seals:
Nergal!? You mean some people actually want
to see him? Hm.
Matthew: New doll! The huggable Lucius
doll! It says 'Don't make me go into mad monky mode!' everytime you hug it! Get
one free for every King Raven doll you purchase!
There's a new doll a lot of fan girls will
like. :D (And most likely quite a few fan boys) Thanks for the review!
:Ice Angel Mina:
Hope you don't mind me giving you a cameo
in this chapter. :) I hope Sain doesn't die in the audience. At least not until
we see if he made it to the finals or not. I really wouldn't want him to die,
anyways, but maybe he oculd be taking prisoner by some fan girls. :D Would you
like a Lucius doll with that Raven doll? Thanks for the review!
:Gamer's Gumi:
You can get high off of soy sauce? Wow,
new fun. :D Hmmm…I don't think those dolls are supposed to walk around.
but then, I don't know too much about them. It's all Matthew with the dolls.
Thanks for the review!
:Zero84:
Matthew: HEY! YOU TRYIN' TO PUT ME OUT OF
BUSINESS?
Please do so he can't sell anymore Riri
dolls. Um….what are you going to do with all those Raven dolls? Thanks
for the review!
:savvykate:
Hope you don't mind me giving you a cameo.
You got to defend Matthew! I'm actually fond of Matthew, but he keeps making me
mad.
Matthew: She loves me and you know
it!
GRRRR! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
Matthew: Hehehehe! =grabs savvykate's hand
and they run off together=
WAIT! I DIDN'T GET TO THANK HER FOR THE
REVIEW! And I wanted to ask her a question! Hm….. =writes on a sign for her to
find when she comes back=
Sign: I've never played any Final Fantasy
games but I want to. Any you would recommend I play first?
:Ed, the Master Tactician:
MEEEP! Why does everyone want to hurt poor
Inuyasha? =hides Inuyasha in random props closet= Using my famed psychic
powers, I see in the near future that you will vote for…Karel! I'm so good. :D
Thanks for the review!
:FireEdge:
Hehehe…I'd be happy to be stuck in a
closet with Raven. :)
Eliwood: BAD RIRI!
So many Lucius fans, I wonder why he
didn't make it to the semi-finals….
Lucius: =brushing hair= DON'T REMIND ME!!!
-.-; Anyway, thanks for the review!
:May:
Don't you hate when computers
freeze? I had wrote a whole chapter on a fanfic and then my computer froze and
I didn't get to save it so had to start over. Thanks for the review!
:DotDotDotMan:
I put you in 4,13. Hope that's okay.
Thanks for the review!
:edmund-defary:
Canas must have been losing his mind at
the part with Kishuna speaking. All those run on sentences and not a comma in
sight! I've been going back through and editing the chapters so I've been
fixing some of my comma errors. Thanks for pointing that out to me. :) And
thanks for the compliments! Are you sure you want to be backstage? It can get
kinda…dangerous…. But sure, we'll accept the pass. Thanks for the reviews! Oh,
and when your signed in you can only review once per chapter. So then you
either review on another chapter or review anonymously.
:Trowa and Makoto:
NUMBERS! YAY! :D
Erk: I don't think they were just giving
you numbers, Riri.
Oh…then what are they for? =scratches
head= Well, thanks for the review anyways!
:Raven-chanfan!:
What's wrong with wearing a Burger King
crown? At least they're free!
Erk: Signs of our very low budget.
Randomness is fun! Thanks for the review!
:Crystal, wandering thief:
And you got #7. :) Thanks for the review!
:Dove-chan:
Kent: GIGGLES IS NOT DISTURBING! =hugs
Giggles=
Actually, it very much is…..but it's also
funny. :) And there seem to be quite a few fans of Giggles. Thanks for the
review!
:Illusi0n:
Sain doesn't have green hair, Lowen does!
Sain: She means my green headband, fair
Lady Arianna.
Oh…doh… =hits self in head= Thanks for the
review!
:Picup:
Wow, how can people read this all in one
day? It drives me insane to just read back through one of my chapters. Here's
your cookie! I give cookies to people who read it in one day. IT'S SHIRLEY!
Hmph. Thanks for the review!
:Shinobi Demoness:
NO! NO VOODOO DOLL!
Matthew: YES! Yes voodoo doll! =hands
Shinobi Demoness all the stuff she ? What kind? Brownie is good but you can
kept the sundae. I don't like them. Matthew didn't get hurt, but he hurt other
people!
Eliwood: I have a circle imprinted around
my rear from that garbage can!
He did get chased a bit, but he found a
nice hiding spot, so he's safe. :) Thanks for the review!
:Devil Angel M:
Thanks for the compliment! And thanks for
the review. :)
:A fan of fire emblem:
No, I'm not dead. Sorry if that
disappoints anybody. :) I know it took me a very long time. Hopefully it won't
take me as long to get the Finals chapter done. As the last demonstration of my
psychic powers I predict you will vote for Sain! :D Thanks for the review!
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Arianna: YAY! They're done! Now, PARTY!
Cast: YAY!
Arianna: I'm going to go open gifts the
cast got me!
-=everyone runs off except Latisha=-
Latisha: =sigh= Don't forget to vote!
Arianna: =in background= YAY! GOLDEN SUN!
Latisha: Thanks for reading! See ya next
episode!
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