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Wil: =watching
review counter= 97….c'mon…3 more…
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Wil: ….2
more….
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Wil: ALMOST
THERE!
Counter: 99
Wil: Go
already!
Counter: 99
Wil: ERRRR!
=kicks counter=
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Wil: There we
go! :) Happy 100 reviews everyone!
All: YAY!
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DISCLAIMER: I don't own 'American
Idol', any songs, 'Fire Emblem', or the show 'COPS', or Olive Garden, or
ANYTHING! Except my ideas. Oh yeah, and if you haven't
realized this by now, almost everyone is going to be, at some point, if they
haven't already have been, OOC. I mean, can you imagine if in the game
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:::::::::: SET IS A COOKING SHOW :::::::::
Darin: Welcome
to 'Cooking With Nergal'! And now heeeeeeere's…….NERGAL!
Nergal: Thank
you! Thank you! =bows=
Audience:
=silence= =cricket= =cricket=
Sonia: =holds
up sign that says 'APPLAUSE'=
Audience:
=applause=
Nergal: Thank
you! Today, I will be cooking an exotic dish called 'Cheeseburger'! Now, to
make this exciting meal you-
-= Raven and
Karel come running onto the set=-
Nergal: AH!
Security! Ruffians on the set!
Security Guard
Erik: =SNORE=
Raven: HOW
DARE YOU TAKE THE PLACE OF MY SHOW! =holds Silver Sword to Nergal's neck= I was
in the middle of an important battle!
Karel: YEAH!
AND I WAS GOING TO BE NAMED KING!
Nergal: Guys!
It was not this one who cancelled your show! It was the network producer!
Raven:
=ignoring Nergal= YOU WERE GOING TO BE KING? I WAS GOING TO BE NAMED
KING!
Karel: Huh,
yeah RIGHT! A loser like you king! Pah!
Raven: Loser!?
I'll show you, you stupid long-haired psycho killer!
Karel: You
even have a LOSER name! RAYMOND!
Raven: GAH!
How did you find out!?
Karel:
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Raven:
=tackles Karel and they roll off set=
Nergal:
Ummmm…..
RestOfFEICast:
=runs onto set=
Nergal: Oh
no…..
Arianna: HOW
DARE YOU CANCEL MY PRECIOUS SHOW! I WORKED HARD ON IT!
Eliwood: Hehe.
Worked hard, or hardly worked?
Hector:
=thwacks Eliwood=
Nergal: Once
again, it was not this one who cancelled your silly singing show! It was the
almighty Network Producer!
Arianna:
=pause= …producer?
Erk: And who
is this =finger quote= producer? =finger quote=
Nergal:
=points to shadows= HIM!
:::Da na na naaaaa:::
Arianna:
=gasp= It's- It's- It's-
ShadowedPerson:
=steps out of shadows=
All: LUCIUS!
::: Da na na naaaa :::
Sain: =punches
sound effect guy=
SEG: Owww…..just doing my job….
Raven:
=appearing from nowhere= Lucius! Why?
::: Soap Opera Music :::
Lucius: I'm
sorry Lord Raymond! But I had to cancel the show! After all, what would the
show had been like once I wasn't in it anymore? The
ratings would've dropped like crazy!
littlefreeze: =rubs chin= Hmmm..he has a
point there….
Arianna: So
instead you CANCEL us? And replace us with NERGAL?
Lucius: Well,
it was either him or Bartre.
Bartre: Doh…TV
show…ha….. =chews finger=
Raven: But
Lucius! I was still on it! It still would have been wonderful as long as
I was there!
Erk: You could
cut the narcissism in this room with a knife.
Lucius: But I
wanted to win so badly!
Serra: But you
said 'please not me' at the announcing!
Lucius:
Reverse psychology.
Arianna: …….
Lucius: But
now that my dreams have slipped away from me, I SHALL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU
KICKED OUT MONK LUCIUS! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
-= lightning
flashes =-
::: Evil
Person Music :::
Erk: Isn't
revenge some kind of sin or something?
Eliwood: =with
English accent= Bloody hell, the monk has gone mad!
Matthew: And
so has your accent.
Legault: On
this episode of COPS, it's 'Monks Gone Bad Week'!
Lyn: First
Kent, now Lucius! What is this show doing to people!?!?
Arianna: Wait,
Lucius! We had nothing to do with you not making it to the semi-finals! It was
just the way the audience voted!
Fiora: And
besides, there's only room for one evil villain on this show, and it's ME!
FEB&MZA:
Ke ke ke.....
(A/N: They
felt left out not getting to appear last chapter)
Audience
Member: Gosh, this show has everything. Singing, comedy, villains, cooking-
Lucius:
SILENCE! =ZZZZTT goes the lightning bolt=
Audience
Member: =KO'd=
Arianna: Ummm..how 'bout this, Lucius? You can be the official host!
Lucius:
=considers= Do I get a lot of air time?
Arianna: Yes.
Lucius: My own
dressing room?
Arianna: Sure.
Lucius: A free
Erky doll?
Erk:
=whispering to Serra= Those things still give me the
creeps to look at….
Arianna: Mmmm
hmmmm.
Lucius: And
1,000,000 gold pieces per hour?
Arianna: Now
let's not go that far.
Lucius: Eh. Alright. Fire Emblem Idol is back on.
Cast: YAY!
Arianna:
Alright, everyone. Now, go set up the stage!
Cast: BOO!
=goes anyway=
Lyn: Um,
excuse me, Riri. What ever happened to
:::: In The Janitor's Closet ::::
Limstella:
=kicks him= Mhhmmmph!
Limstella:
Mmmmhmphh mmmm…..
Giggles:
=taped to the wall=
:::: Back To Studio ::::
Arianna: Oh, I
sent him on vacation for awhile. To relieve his stress, ya know?
Lyn: Oh, okay.
Arianna: Hehe.
Let's go back to the FEI studio!
::: BACK AT THE FEI STUDIO :::
-= chaos as
everyone tries to set up the stage =-
Arianna:
Ahhh….chaos, as usual. It's great to be back.
Matthew:
=trying to hang a light= No it isn't. GAH! =light slips out of hand and smashes
on floor=
Lucius: =being
stage manager= MATTHEW! That's coming out of your paycheck!
Matthew:
=grumbling= Stupid $%#!&# light…….
Arianna: Since
we're back, I'd like to take a moment to say something serious.
Legault: Once
in a lifetime thing, here. Better take pictures.
Nils: =plays
serious music on his flute=
Arianna: I
can't believe it, but it's getting near the end here.
Erk: Yeah
right. At this rate, we've got eight chapters left.
Arianna: I
can't believe this is chapter ten already.
Erk: Yeah, I
know. It feels like twenty.
Arianna:
=SMACK= You're ruining my seriousness!
Erk: =rubs
cheek=
Arianna: I'd
like to thank all reviewers.
Erk: You're
making it sound like this is the last chapter!
Arianna: IT
COULD BE FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!
Erk: Hmmph.
Arianna: My
plan is for the last chapter to be credits. I'll put all the names of everyone
who reviewed.
Laitisha:
=yawn= Can we get on with the episode already?
Arianna: Oh,
alright! Sheesh, try to have ONE little emotional moment and everyone has to
run their mouths! But before we start, I would like to ask something now, since
by the last chapter I'll probably forget. If you could, in the reviews on the
last chapter I would really appreciate it if you named some of your favorite
lines. I'd just like to see what everyone found the funniest.
Erk: Uh,
nothing?
Arianna: SIC
HIM, SERRA!
Serra: YAY!
ERRRRKKKY! =huggles him=
Erk: ……..
'This is supposed to be punishment?'
Nino: Maybe we
could do a Fire Emblem Idol: Season Two. =wink wink=
Arianna: So,
to end, many thanks to you readers! Now, let's get on with the show!
Erk: FINALLY!
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Kishuna: When
we last left off-
Lucius: =WHAM= My job now!
Kishuna: ……….
'OW'
Lucius: =clear
throat= When we last left off, the wonderful Lord Raymond, also known as Raven,
and the creepy, but cool, Karel, were facing off onstage. Let's see the
outcome.
:::::: At The Stage ::::::
Audience:
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Random Guy:
JERRY! JERRY!
Random Guy's
Wife: Wrong show, dear.
Raven: =in
mid-lunge= I shall kick your butt, you long-haired freak!
Karel: =also
in mid-lunge= Yeah right, you red-haired freak! =attacks=
Raven:
=dodges= HAHA!
Karel: =goes
flying into audience= Nooooooooooo!
Karel Fan
Girls: YES! =tackle him=
Raven: I AM
KING! HEAR ME ROAR! =puts on Burger King crown from
episode five=
Arianna:
Okay…ummm…we kinda need to have the semi-finalists perform, and Karel is one of
them. So…can someone rescue him, please?
Sain: =looks
at audience horrified= I'm not going back in there!
Jaffar: ….
=casually walks behind Sain=
Sain: It was
terrifying! They were all grabbing at me and ripping my clothes! I mean, I like
girls, but that was just scar-AHHHHHHHHH! =gets shoved and falls into audience=
Jaffar: ….
=whistles innocently=
Renault: We'll
never know if he was going to say scary or scarring, now.
Eliwood: Or
scarf. He could have said scarf.
Renault: Why
would he have said scarf?
Canas: What
about scarce? Or scars?
Eliwood:
That's stupid. Why would he say either of those?
Canas: Well,
why would he say scarf?
Renault: Why
are we having this conversation!
Eliwood: You
started it.
Renault: I
just made a comment, you're the one who said he was going to say scarf.
Eliwood: I did
not! Canas said that.
Renault: What?
I could have sworn you did.
Canas: He did!
I said scarce or scars.
Eliwood: Nu
uh! I said those! You said scarf!
Canas: YOU
SAID SCARF!
Eliwood: Why
would I say something stupid like scarf?
Canas: I don't
know, BUT YOU DID!
Eliwood: Nu
uh.
Canas: Yes
huh.
Eliwood: NU
UH!
Canas: YES
HUH!
(A/N:
Errr…let's get back to the action.)
Arianna: Go
Sain! Save Karel!
Sain: SAVE
KAREL?!? SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
Lucius: =sigh=
Looks like I'll have to save the day, once again. =puts pictures of Bartre with
his shirt off from episode three on the big screen=
Audience:
=look at screen= AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! =all run out of auditorium crying=
Bartre: =looks
at screen= I find that to be an extremely insulting invasion on my
personal rights.
All: =stare at
Bartre=
Bartre:
Doh...what's going on? =drools on foot=
Karla: =sigh=
Now do you see why I wear a blindfold every night? He sleeps with his shirt
off. =takes a handkerchief out of purse and wipes Bartre's mouth off=
Arianna: Why
did they all…. =looks at screen= AHHHHH! =passes out=
Lucius: =turns
screen off= Okay everyone, while Arianna is passed out, I'M IN CHARGE!
Eliwood: Hey!
I'm supposed to be in charge after Arianna!
Lucius: =evil
monky glare of DOOM=
Eliwood: But I
have no problem with you being in charge instead. =runs crying for his mommy=
Lucius; Okay,
everyone! Lets get the semi-finalist theatre setup!
All: ……
Lucius: NOW!
All: =get
working=
Lucius: Looks
like we'll have to have another commercial.
His Royal
Highness King Raven: Do you realize how long this episode is going to be? We
haven't even started the semi-finals and we're on the 10th page according to
Arianna's booklet.
Lucius: Well,
it wouldn't be so long if you would GET TO WORK!
Raven: =evil royal highness Raven glare of DOOM=
Lucius: Ummm..sorry Lord Raymond. I was caught up in the power.
Raven: See
that it never happens again. From now on, I am in charge. =starts
to walk out of auditorium=
Lucius: Um, Your Highness?
Raven: What?
Lucius; Do you
think we should take that with us? =points to Arianna's forgotten,
unconscious body=
Raven: Uh,
yes. That would probably be a good idea. =picks up the body and walks to
theatre=
:::: AT SEMI-FINALS THEATRE ::::
Raven:
=carrying Arianna around= GET MOVING YOU BUNCH OF LAZY DOGS!
Rebecca:
=looking at Raven carrying Arianna= Hold on, I'm getting a picture. An image in my head that I've seen something like this before.
Nino: Could it
be from when we watched those Fushigi Yuugi tapes and Nakago was carrying Soi's
body around after she died?
(A/N: Eeeeep!
FY spoiler! Don't hurt me….)
Rebecca: Yes,
I believe so. Although Soi is much prettier than
Arianna.
Wallace:
Youngsters. All otakus in the making.
Arianna:
=snaps awake at sound of name= What'd you say about
me? =realizes she's being carried= Wha…? =looks up to see Raven= EEEEK! =hugs
Raven= MY HERO!
Raven: =drops
Arianna= DO NOT HUG YOUR KING! =runs to get a shower=
Arianna: =sob=
Wil: Uhhh…Ari?
Arianna: What
=sob= is =sob= it? =sob=
Wil: Uhhh..the stage is ready.
Arianna:
YIPPEE! =jumps up and hugs Wil=
Wil: AH! GET
OFF ME! =throws her off then runs after Raven=
Arianna: Hmph.
Lucius, start the show. I have some guys to take care of. =stomps off after
Raven and Wil=
Lucius: Yes!
The power is mine, once more! SEMI-FINALISTS, TO YOUR PLACES!
:::: BACKSTAGE
::::
-=the audience
is big and loud=-
Florina:
=peeking from behind curtain= L-look at a-all those p-people….
Hector: Yeah,
and you get to sing in front of all of them! =thinks he's being comforting=
Florina: ……
-INSIDE THE
MIND OF FLORINA-
Echo: In front of all of
them, all of them, all of them…….
Hector:
Florina? You got pale all of a sudden.
Florina: …..
=passes out=
Hector: =sigh=
Not again….
Lucius:
=pacing= Oh no….oh no….oh no…
Erk: What's
wrong, Luce?
Lucius: Lord
Raymond is still missing!
Hector: Ah, I
hate to make things worse, but… =holds up Florina=
Lucius: GAH!
How does Arianna stand this stress? I'm almost ready to pull my lovely blonde
hair out!
Serra: Don't
worry Lucy! =pats him on back= I'm sure Raven will return soon!
:::: In Janitor's Closet ::::
Limstella:
Mmmmph!
Wil: =stacked
on top of
Raven: =taped
to door, gagged= Ppppphhhh!
Giggles:
=still taped to wall=
:::: Back At Theatre ::::
Audience:
START. THE. SHOW! START. THE.
SHOW!
Lucius; =biting
manicured nails= Somebody distract them!
Sain: I'll
try! =walks out=
Priscilla: Oh
no.
Sain: Hey,
lovely ladies! Like what you see? Come backstage after the show! =wink=
Audience: ……….
Sain:
Umm……so…how about a blonde joke? How do blonde braincells die? Alone!
Nils: =hits
drums=
Audience: ……….
One Blonde
Guy: BOO!
Lucius: WHAT'S
HE SAYING ABOUT BLONDES?!?
Louise: THAT
JERK! LORD PENT, DEFEND MY HONOR!
Pent:
Oh…umm…..
Louise: What!?
Pent: Well, I
thought the joke was rather funny….
Louise: …….
Pent: Honey?
Louise: =SLAP=
Lucius: GET
HIM OFF THE #$&$!$# STAGE!
Heath: Wow, I
didn't know monks knew that word.
Erk: Stress
does funny things to people.
Dorcas: Hut
hut hut hut… =runs out and drags Sain backstage=
Audience:
START. THE. SHOW! START. THE.
SHOW!
Karel: I have
a better idea.
Lucius: And
that would be?
Karel: Watch.
=walks out=
Lucius: Oh
no…what's he doing?
Eliwood:
Hopefully not comedy. Can you imagine what kind of jokes Karel would tell?
Karel:
=standing in center stage= ………
Audience: ………
Karel Fan
Girls: KAREL! HEY BABY!
Karel: =holds
up Wo Dao= See this sword?
Audience: =nod
nod=
WARNING: Gruesome threat ahead.
Do not read if you are sensitive to violence.
Karel: If you
don't shut up, I shall stick it through every one of your throats. Then, I shall
carve out your eyeballs, shove them down your slit throat, then slice them out
of your stomach and shove them down your throat again. After that, I will cut
each of your grimy little fingers and toes off one by one. Then, I will stab
you all through the heart. The room will be awash in red. My
favorite color. The color of blood. So, you all
decide. Be quiet, or extremely bloody death?
-SAFE TO
COME BACK
Random Girl:
=whispering to friend= Sheesh, he's less funny then the last guy!
Audience: …….
Karel: Very
good. =walks backstage=
Lucius: Well,
not what I would have suggested, but at least it worked.
Karel:
Kekekekekekekeke……. =hugs sword=
Lucius: Right.
Can somebody please go find Lord Raymond so we don't have to threaten
the audience again?
AllThatAren'tOtherwiseOccupied:
Going!
Lucius:
=resumes pacing=
::: Outside
Janitor Closet :::
- ::: =on overvoice system= Arianna: And now, the
moment you've all been waiting for. WHO IS THE JANITOR? They've been
mentioned, but never by name. Now, we finally find out, that the janitor is…. :::-
Dart: Yo?
=holding mop=
- ::: Arianna: Yes, it's Dart! With his first
appearance in this show! (I think) And what else is he but a low-paid janitor! :::
-
Dart: Hey,
it's only a part-time for over the summer. =opens janitor door to put mop away=
-PAUSE-
Dart: HOLY
FARGUS' POLKA DOTTED BOXERS! What are you mates doing in here?
Wil: =looks up
at Dart pathetically= Mmmmppph?
Translation:
Could you let me go, for old times sake? You did,
after all, used to be my-
Limstella:
Mmmmph! =kicks Wil=
Translation:
That's a spoiler!
Raven: Hrmmpph pphqq!
Translation:
Oh, what's it frickin' matter? No one can understand us anyways.
Translation:
Could you please get Wil off of me? He's heavier than he looks!
Dart: Arg!
Don't worry, landlubbers! I'll have you free faster
than you can say party on the poop deck! =starts untying them=
:::: Back At Theatre ::::
Audience:
=amazingly, still quiet=
Lucius: =still
pacing= Hrmmm…hmmm….hrmm..LORD RAYMOND!
Raven: Do not
fear! Your King has returned!
Erk:
=sarcastically= Woohoo.
Raven: No
thanks to that evil witch of tactism who so innocently is sitting in the
corner. =evil royal highness Raven glare of DOOM=
Arianna:
Eeeep! =hides behind Erk=
Raven: Let's
get on with it, already.
Lyn:
Lyn: =missed
sarcasm= YOU TOOK WIL WITH YOU ON VACATION AND NOT ME? AND-AND-DID THAT!?
=bursts into hysterical tears=
Lyn: =sobbing=
Lyn: =evil
blade lord glare of DOOM=
(A/N: Not as
powerful as the 'evil royal highness Raven glare of DOOM,
but still effective.)
Lucius:
=looking at roster= Sain! You're up first!
Sain: YEAH
BABY! =runs onstage=
Audience:
=groan=
Random Cleric:
Oh no, it's HIM again!
Sain: =waves
hands wildly= No no! This time I'm singing!
Audience:
=groan=
Limstella:
Huh? What's that all about?
Lucius: Sain
tried a comedy act before. Ooo, and by the way, I have your job now.
Limstella:
WHAT?!
Ephidel: Well,
Kishuna had it first, but it just wasn't working out.
Kishuna: ……. 'Yeah right. It was going fine. But nooo, that stupid blonde
haired monk had to steal my career. Curse you, beautiful blonde human. Humans
nowadays, taking all the jobs.'
Sain: Nils!
Ninian! Start the music!
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Erk: And so
once again, we have not made it to the semi-finals.
Arianna: But
we're SO CLOSE.
Erk: So, what
random voting thing will we distract the viewers with this time?
Arianna: Um, I
don't have any voting thing. But I would like to warn them about reserving
their seats for the Finals.
Erk: If we
ever get to them. I told you this still had a lot of chapters left.
Arianna: Tell
'em, Lucius!
Lucius: RESERVE
YOUR SEAT TICKETS TO THE FINALS! Just tell us in a review what seat you
want. Rows 1(being front row) to 88(being last row).
And seat 1(being first on right if you're facing stage) to seat 26(being first
on left). Tickets are ABSOLUTELY FREE but must be reserved now! You have
to have a ticket, or you will be watching from home! RESERVE NOW!
(Legault: Psssst.
That would make seat 1, 13 front row, center.)
Arianna:
Beautiful.
Heath: He's a
natural born advertiser.
Erk: So, in
other words, pick a seat and get an appearance in the finals chapter.
Arianna: Okay,
I have nothing left to say. Any comments from the cast?
Latisha:
OOOOOHHHH no. You just opened up a whole passage for stupidity.
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COMMENTS FROM
CAST
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Lyn:
Eliwood: NU
UH!
Hector:
Florina won't %&$#!%$ wake up!
Nergal: NO! My
cooking show has been cancelled!
Athos: Ya know
what? I think I need a shave.
Bartre:
Doh….what's going on? Trrrrrr….eeeeeeeee… heh…I said tree……
Canas: YES
HUH!
Dart: What's
wrong with bein' a janitor? =shakes mop angrily=
Dorcas: Hut
hut hut…Pizza Hut…..
Erk: Eeeking
Elimine, haven't you heard enough comments from me?
Farina: Am I
getting paid for this?
Fiora: STOP IT
MS.SQUIGGLES! DON'T EAT MY CUE CARD!
Florina:
=passed out still=
Geitz: Have I
even been on this show yet?
Guy: Umm…hi?
Harken: I'm
making a movie called 'Harken Heads Home". Whaddya think of the title?
It's what I'm going to do after this stupid competition ends.
Hawkeye:
=camera is focused on his kilt= Uhh....I think you need a taller camera man.
Ephidel: I do
the best I can! Harumphh!
Kishuna: …....
=looks in mirror= 'I'm a sexy devil, aren't I?'
Limstella: I
WANT MY JOB BACK!
Lucius: TOO
BAD!
Heath: Uhh..is that thing on?
Isadora: How
come I've only been in this show once?
Jaffar: …..
Karel:
KEKEKEKEKE! DOOM! BLOOD!
Karla: I've
got an egoistic brother and a half gorilla husband. I don't think I'll be going
to too many family reunions.
Raven: Hell
no, I'm not marrying a stuffed cat! =mutters= Fluxin' catperson….
Legault: Oh I
wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener! Hey, what's the camera for?
Louise:
Blondes are intelligent! More power to them!
Lowen,: Seriously, is my haircut THAT BAD?
Marcus: I
think I'm getting old….
Matthew: NEW
ITEM! Raven dolls with attachable Burger King crown!
Nils: Ummm..tweet tweet?
Ninian: What?
I've only been in this a few times. What could I possible have to say?
Nino: Hey! The
camera's on me! Hi! =waves=
Oswin: Four
scores and seven years ago…
Pent: ANIMA
MAGIC RULES! IT KICKS LIGHT MAGIC BUTT!
Priscilla: If
my brother is king, does that make me a princess?
Rath: …… HA
HA! I have one more dot than Jaffar!
Rebecca: Who
the heck is Pippy Long Stocking?
Renault: I
give up being a bishop! I wanna be a mafia leader!
Sain: Hey
babes! =wink=
Serra: Yes,
I'm a natural pink!
Vaida: What do
you want? GO AWAY!
Wallace: The
young folk don't know anything! Why, I used to have to walk everywhere before
horses were invented! Wait a second……
Wil: I'm LAST?
Why am I last? I'm always last! Last in races, last in lunch line, last in…..
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Latisha:
Enough with the random stupidity! =grows fangs= DO THE REVIEW RESPONSES!
Arianna:
Eeeep! Going!
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You knew they
were down here somewhere……
REVIEW
RESPONSES
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potter29vo: You read all the
chapters in ONE DAY? Wow. You get a Dedication Cookie! :D Thanks for reviewing!
And update "Nino's Life"!
Snicks
& Adri: Raven won, but he seems to be taking it a little too seriously…
Raven: BOW TO
ME! KING OF THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHA!
See what I mean?
Thanks for the compliment and the review!
Hitnwey: Eeep! Whips scare me.
They remind me of Fiora's Elysian whip back in whatever chapter. Which is a scary thought, considering the things she was doing back
in said chapter. I'm updating, I'm updating! Lol.
Thanks for the review!
Tofuboygtr: Interesting end? It
was traumatizing! I had to have Dorcas bust the door down. Poor
door. =sniff= But Kent payed. He got some quality time with the closet.
>:D Thanks for the review!
Ed, the
Master Tactician: Karel scares me for some reason. Maybe it's his support
conversation with Lucius: 'I smell….blood. It will rain soon. Blood will fall
like rain…' Later at B convo: 'I cannot live without the taste of blood.' Or
maybe it's his threat to the audience he just gave in this episode. He sure
likes blood,eh? But….=sigh= I
still love him! =huggles=
Karel: …you
shall die…now….
Arianna:
=whimper= Thanks for reviewing! I'm gonna run now.
FireEdge: Yay! No lawsuits over
dead people! DON'T ENCOURAGE
Ice Angel
Mina:
KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL MATTHEW! HE SOLD MORE DOLLS OF ME!!!!! JUST
LOOK AT SOME OF THE REVIEWS!!!!
Latisha:
Errr….Arianna? He's in space.
Matthew: =from
space= Na na! Hahahahaha!
Arianna:
GRRRRRRRR!!!
Eliwood: Take
deep breaths….
Arianna:
=sigh= As soon as that ship comes down…I'll be waiting at NASA with a
shotgun…..
Eliwood:
There, there Arianna. You wouldn't want to kill our best thief, would you?
Erk: Eliwood,
I believe that was a very stupid question, as usual.
Arianna:
Thanks for the review!
savvykate: GAH! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! HOW DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO UPDATE SOON WHEN YOU'RE RIPPING FIFTY VOODOO DOLLS OF ME!?!?
Erk: Stop with
the capitals, already.
Arianna: You
better keep Matthew up in space a looong time because as soon as he comes down,
he's dead! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Latisha:
=sigh= Ignore her…before she went on an insane Matthew Hating Rampage, she
wanted to thank you for the review. Oh, and here's
your poster of Matthew, signed by him.
Arianna:
=inhale exhale= Okay..I'm calm…as Latisha said, thanks
for the review!
DTN: Wow! You reviewed
twice in the same day! You get a Review Cookie! And you read it all in
one day! You get a Dedication Cookie too! In fact, just have the whole plate of
cookies. Yeah, since Sain made it to the next round, Jaffar couldn't kill him
yet. But who knows, maybe Sain will get voted out… >:D
Sain: =tear= I
thought you loved me!
Arianna:
Thanks for both reviews! :)
FIREmblemFAN: Thank you so much for
the compliment. :D And thanks for the review! Karel didn't get to be king, but
he did get to severely frighten the whole semi-finals audience. And that's just
as good, huh? :)
Raven: Least
he didn't get locked in a closet…
Zero84: What is happening to
the screennames? What if my precious goes bye-bye? =huggles demonesszen
screenname=
GAH! More of
those wretched Arianna voodoo dolls?
Erk: Oh no.
Here we go again.
Arianna:
=twitch= Anyways, thanks for the review!
Sword of
Seals:
ANOTHER FLUXING DOLL!
Latisha:
=whack= Just go on with the response!
Arianna: Did
you like the very short episode of 'Cooking With
Nergal'? Lol. I can't even imagine Lucius with
sunglasses. Then again, I can't imagine him being an evil villain, and he was
this episode. Thanks for the review!
littlefreeze: EEEEEP! He's a producer of the network and
he's the host! What more do you want from me!? Plus, I didn't decide the way
the votes went. Don't blame the poor little judge…. But anywho, he's gonna be in it a lot still. I can't kick Lucy-baby out!
Thanks for the review!
A fan of
fire emblem: YEAH! BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF THE GLARES OF DOOM!
Erk: Once
again, cut the caps.
Arianna:
Thanks for the review! :)
enangl27: Yes! LIVE! LIVE! Save
my money from lawsuits!
Erk: What
money?
Eliwood: That
would explain the lame special effects….
Arianna:
Thanks for the review!
SweetMisery430: Wow, Nino. Be a
little self-centered, why dontcha. ;D
Wow! Someone
who's actually heard the 'Fish Heads' song! Thanks for the review!
SamMas666: Not only is Lucius
the repairer of stuffed kittens, he's also the producer and host of an insane
singing show.
Arianna:
=rolls eyes= SO sorry. Very interesting evil laugh by the
way. Hehe.
Eliwood: There
are laughs that can make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and then there's that
laugh……
Erk: Ten
points. You scared Eliwood.
Arianna:
Thanks for the review!
…: Well, first Limstella
was the announcer and host. Then she got annoying on the over voice system, so
she was locked in a closet. So Kishuna got her job. But then Lucius decided he
wanted it, and Lucy is the producer, so he gets the job. But at the end of the
last chapter, Kishuna wasn't around when I needed something announced, so I
told Erk to do it. But he didn't have a mic. So
DotDotDotMan: Uhhhh…thanks I think!
Yes, the fangirls are rather scary. >:D Hehe. I
like randomness. Makes it more interesting. Thanks for
the review!
RBMIfan: Tell me about it! I'd
rather
Illusi0n: Yes. Poor Penty. =sniff= I think
Bartre has caused enough trouble.
Heath: It
wouldn't have taken so long to count the stupid votes if Bartre hadn't ATE all
of them!
Arianna:
Thanks for the review!
TM fanz: YA! Go hot King
Raven! Thanks for the compliment! And for the review.
:D
Ari-Rea: OME!
Erk: That
means 'Oh My Elimine'. As opposed to OMG.
Arianna: I
seriously had already written the part with
Erk:
Maybe there's some link there. Ari, Arianna. Kinda goes together.
Arianna: And I
looove cheesecake! And I watch YYH, RK, and Inuyasha! Yes, I actually read
profiles. :)
Eliwood:
STALKER!
Arianna: AM
NOT! Thanks for the review! Oh, and I think if anyone's gonna shoot
Erk: Shut up
already! They don't wanna hear you babble on and on!
Arianna: Just
one more thing! Do you two ever fight over the keyboard? Just
wondered. =sweatdrop= Sorry. I'm weird like that. Thanks again!
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Arianna: Okay,
now I gotta go clean up a mess I just made. My Frosty from Wendys just
exploded.
Erk: Maybe
because you kept squeezing the sides?
Arianna: And
my mom will kill me if she comes in and sees ice cream all over the keyboard.
Ms.Squiggles:
Ice cream?
Arianna: MINE!
=huggles what's left of Frosty=
Eliwood:
You're getting chocolate on your white shirt.
Dart: =trying
to clean the ice cream out from between keys= Why are there so many darn
key-majiggers anyways?
Arianna: So,
see you next episode! :D
Erk: For once,
we're not ending with chaos.
Ms. Squiggles:
Neigh neigh? Neeiiigh neigh, neigh!
Translation:
You don't call a Frosty exploding chaos? All that good ice cream, wasted!
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