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-=in a room
with a big purple inflatable couch that has 3 occupants=-
Arianna: Hullo
again! Many thanks to Illusi0n and xZero84x for reviews. I am here today with
Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho on my left, and the Angel of Death himself on my right.
Hiei: Hn
Jaffar: …
Arianna: :)
In today's show-
Latisha: Hey
Ari! Phone call!
Arianna: Oh.
Hold on a sec while I answer that. You two talk amongst yourselves while I'm
gone.
(I think we
can all predict what this is going to be like)
Hiei: =glares
at Jaffar=
Jaffar: …
Hiei: Hn
Jaffar:
=glares at Hiei=
Hiei:
=fidgets=
Jaffar: =1 eye
twitches =
Hiei: =3 eyes
twitch=(A/N Hiei has a 3rd eye called a jagan eye)
Arianna: I'm
back! Did you two have a nice conversation?
Jaffar: …
Hiei: Hn
Arianna: :)
Okay. On with the show!
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Disclaimer: I do not own American
Idol, Fire Emblem, Hiei, or any of these songs. I do however own the character
Latisha and the purple inflatable couch. Its name is Henry.
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-=camera focuses on blurry image=-
Limstella: No,
keep trying.
-=camera
focuses in clearly=-
Limstella:
There! Good! Hello, and welcome to another episode of Fire Emblem Idol! Today
you will see more humiliation, and a little talent.
=intro music
and animations=
-=camera goes
to audition rooms, where the judges are looking more nervous then the
auditioners=-
Arianna:
=picks up papers= Our first person today is Fiora.
Erk: WHAT?
-=Fiora walks
in in leather pants, black tube top, and leather jacket=-
Fiora: Hello!
Today I will be singing "Dirrty" by Christinia Aguilera. This is for
you, Erky!
=starts doing
a strip dance=
Fiora: Wanna
get ROWDY! Gonna get a little UNRULY! Get it fired up in a HURRY! Wanna get
DIRTY!
Erk: AHHHH!!!
My eyes! =holds paper over eyes=
Eliwood:
Actually, she's not that bad a singer. =sweatdrop=
Erk: I'm
covering my eyes not my ears idiot.
-=meanwhile,
Fiora is continuing to remove clothing and throws jacket at Erk=-
Fiora: Sweat
dripping over my BODY! Dancing getting just a little NAUGHTY!
Arianna:
"Just a little?" Because of you, we're now going to have to change
the rating!
Fiora: Wanna
get DIRTY! It's about time for my arrival!
=starts to
take tube top off=
Arianna: And
about time for you to say goodbye. SECURITY!
-=Hawkeye
comes in and drags Fiora out, kicking and screaming=-
Erk: Phew.
Eliwood: She
wasn't that bad.
Erk: Whatever.
NEXT!
-=in walks
Sain=-
Erk: No way.
NEXT! NEXT!
Arianna:
=hearts in eyes= Hi, Sain! And why do you want to be the Fire Emblem Idol?
Sain: To charm
the ladies of course. =gives Sain grin=
Arianna:
=swoons=
Erk&Eliwood:
=look disgusted=
Eliwood: What
are you singing?
Sain:
"This Love" by Maroon 5. Here it goes.
Sain: I was so
high I did not recognize, the fire burning in her eyes, the chaos that controlled
my mind.
Arianna:
=hearts floating around head=
Sain: =walks
up to Arianna and grabs her hand= Whispered goodbye and got on the plane, never
to return again, but always in my heart.
Eliwood:
That's enough! Erk?
Erk: =in state
of shock= H-he's actually good!
Eliwood: Um,
Arianna?
Arianna:
=sighs= Definitely yes!
Eliwood: I say
yes. But please stop with the flirting. Erk?
Erk: =still in
shock=
Arianna: Oh
well. 2 yeses, we don't need his opinion! You're going to the Dread Island!
Sain: Yeah!
Wait, why would I want to go there?
Arianna:
Because that's where we're having the final competition. :)
Sain: Oh. Yay!
Okay, bye!
Arianna:
=sigh=
Eliwood: Ugh…
Erk: =still
shocked=
-=in waiting
room where Sain is coming out=-
Sain: I got
in! I GOT IN!
Lyn: Good for
you, Sain!
Isadora: Yay!
Kent: ……Is it
my turn yet?
Sain:
=shocked= You're trying out?
Kent: ….yes.
So?
Sain: =jaw
dropped=
Lyn: Go for it
Kent!
Limstella:
Before we see how that goes, let's talk to the ones that didn't make it.
-=camera
switches to Serra=-
Serra: I can't
believe you, Erky! How could you reject me? I thought you loved me!
Waaaaaahh….oh! LUCIUS! Come here!
Lucius: AHHH!
Evil found! Evil found! RUUUUuuuunnnn…… =does what he said he was going to do=
Serra: =chases
with staff= Come back Lucius! I just want to "talk"!
-=camera
switches to Fiora who is standing with Farina=-
Fiora: I can't
believe those $%!& judges didn't like me!
Heath: Hey, is
she allowed to say that?
Limstella:
Doesn't matter. She's already gave us a PG13 rating.
Farina: When I
get in there, I'm going to give those &%$#(%# a piece of my mind! They'll
change their $&$%% %&(% &%())##$% minds! I'll-
Limstella:
SECURITY! We have rowdy ones here!
-=Hawkeye
comes in and drags both Fiora and Farina out=-
Limstella:
Well, now our judges are slightly hopeful with the recent success of Sain. But
can
-=-= PREVIEW
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Limstella:
Eliwood: Oh
no. I saw a guy sing this on Arianna's magic box on the real Idol show. This is
not going to be pretty.
=-=- END
PREVIEW -=-=
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Arianna: Hello
from Henry again!
Hiei: Why did
you name a couch, stupid human?
Arianna: Not
sure. And I'm not a human! I'm a demoness! I SWEAR! Muhahahahahahaha!
Latisha:
=bangs Arianna over the head with mallet= Please review. And pretty please, no
flames. There's enough hate in the world.
Jaffar: …
Latisha: Oh
ya, and don't expect the next episode until Friday because of the horror called
school taking over the weekdays. Ta ta!