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*in a spinny chair and actually out of the strait jacket*

 

Arianna: I can move my arms again! Wheeee! *spins chair* By the way, this is Billy-Bob the spinny chair. Henry got popped.

 

Eliwood: *hides Rapier* What?

 

Arianna: I finally did some work on my music webpage! I put up the lyrics to 3 of the songs. And I might work on some more this week. Okay, now today’s show is going to be introductions since the auditions are over.

 

Erk: Finally.

 

Florina: Ummm..excuse me?

 

Arianna: Hm?

 

Florina: Um, Huey wants to audition.

 

Arianna: Uh, Florina, Huey is a Pegasus. He can’t talk.

 

Florina: Yes he can. I, um, taught him to sing. If it wouldn’t be too much trouble….

 

Arianna: *shrug* Eh, what the heck. Lets give it up for Huey everybody!

 

*Huey flies in to applause*

 

(A/N: In the support conversations with Hector, it’s Huey. In the talk with Hector during “Lady Of Caelin” chapter, it’s Makar.

 

Latisha: Dude, where’s Makar?

 

A/N: Um, right. Anyways, I think Huey sounds funnier, so I’m sticking with Huey.)

 

Florina: Umm….Huey is singing “I Believe I Can Fly” by R.Kelly.

 

Huey: *flying around doing flips* I used to think that I could not go on. And life was nothing but an awful song. But now I know the meaning of true love. I’m leaning on the everlasting arms. If I can see it, then I can be it. If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. See me flying through that open door- =*CRASH*=

 

Erk: Whoops. I guess the door wasn’t open.

 

Florina: Huey!

 

Latisha: That Windex can really clean those glass doors. ^_^

 

Huey: @_@ I’m okay….

 

Arianna: I say yes. ^_^

 

Eliwood: There’s something disturbing about the fact that the flying horse can sing better than a lot of the humans but I say yes too. I guess you make it. O_O”

 

Huey: Wow! I’m gonna be a star!

 

Arianna: Well, that was random. Here’s something else random. I’m going to have the review responses at the beginning of the chapter instead of the end! So if you didn’t review you can just skip on down now.

 

~~*REVIEW RESPONSES*~~

 

Ed: I’m not making her a druggie. ^_^ I was just saying that since you mentioned how she was acting like she was on drugs. She’s just enthusiastic. ^_^”

 

 

RBMIfan: No, the away messages and stuff isn’t copyrighted. Feel free to use them. ^_^ And yes, Merlinus’ Tent is suitable for 13 yr olds. And 10 yr olds. And 52 yr olds. And 176 yr olds. What I’m getting at is that it’s probably suitable for anyone old enough to understand Fire Emblem.  :)

 

Blade Lord Lyn: Mean, mean Soma. *sniff* Just kidding. I shall keep on keeping on. Thank you for reading!

 

Rea: Talent? I have talent? Wow. O_O Thank you very much for the encouragement!

 

doof: Fiora probably could just fly over. But she’ll need to sneak her minions on board. Hehehe…    ^o^ A song dedicated to Giggles? Good idea! Hm, how about a song _with_ Giggles? ^_^

 

Princess-Peach1980: That could be the new Erky Doll advertising catchphrase. ^_^

 

Zero84: Matthew and Legault won’t be competing but they will be in future chapters for various things. ^_^   *gasp* Why Sain? Oh well. I guess it’s yours to do whatever you like.

 

Sain: *puts fire-proof suit on* Stupid dolls.

Arianna: ^_^ If anyone has any questions feel free to email me. My email address is in my profile.

 

 

~END REVIEW RESPONSES~

 

Arianna: Okay, people who were skipping can come back in here. On with chapter.

 

 

*outside a big building*

 

Limstella: Hello! I’m currently on the Dread Island right outside where most of the rest of this competition will take place. Lets go inside and listen as the contestants that passed introduce themselves again to the judges, and sing something that tells a bit about themselves.

 

*in big auditorium with big stage*

 

Erk: *tapping fingers on table*

 

Arianna: *playing with hair*

 

Eliwood: *picking nose*

 

*Kent walks out on stage*

 

Kent: Hello. My name is Kent. I am a former Cavalier, now Paladin.

 

Arianna: Hi Kenty Wenty Yenty Denty! ^_^

 

Kent: *holds up stuffed cat* This is Giggles.

 

Eliwood: Erm..hi Giggles.

 

Kent: Giggles would like to sing a song for you today.

 

Erk: Oh no.

 

Kent: *in high, girly voice. Holding Giggles in front of face and moving her as if she’s talking*

 

-*Meow Mix Commercial Music comes on*-

 

Kent(Giggles): Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,….

 

~-=+: 40 Minutes Later:+=-~

 

Kent(Giggles): Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,…

 

Eliwood: *in daze drooling on table*

 

Arianna: *in coma*

 

Erk: STOP! We get the picture.

 

*Kent makes Giggles give a bow then walks off*

 

Erk: Next!

 

*Sain walks out*

 

Arianna: *snaps awake* Hi Sain!

 

Sain: ^_~ Hello fair lady and lord judges. I am a humble Caelin knight. Like Kent, I am a Paladin, but a former Cavalier. I shall be singing a part of a song called “Mambo Number 5” by Lou Bega. Only I’ll be improvising some words.

 

*music starts*

 

Sain: One, two, three, four, five, everybody on their horses, so come on let's ride.
To the
Inn around the corner, the boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna. Beer bust like I had last week.  I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap. I like Arianna, Priscilla, Serra and Florina.  And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter. So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.  To me flirting is just like a sport.  Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.  Please set it in the trumpet. A little bit of Lyn in my life, a little bit of Rebecca by my side.   Little bit of Farina-all I need. A little bit of Fiora, all I see.  A little bit of Serra in the sun. A little bit of Isadora all night long.  A little bit of Nino here I am.  A little bit of you makes me your man!

 

Eliwood: Perfect song for you Sain. Nice job.

 

Erk: Better than Kitty boy anyways.

 

Kent: *from backstage* It’s not “Kitty” it’s Giggles!

 

Erk: -_-“

 

Sain: *bows than leaves*

 

*Karel walks on*

Arianna: Ah! *throws sheet over table* You don’t see nothing!

 

Erk: -_-“ Yeah, that really hid it well.

 

Karel: My name is Karel. I will be the best swordsman ever. I will also be the best singer. I will cut down anyone who stands in my way. For I am the best-

 

Erk: Okay, okay. We get it. You’re the best. Now would you just sing and get out of here?

 

Karel: *red eyes* YOU WOULD DARE TO INTERRUPT ME?!?!?

 

Erk: Uh…yep. Looks like I just did.

 

Karel: ……...okay. I shall sing now. I am singing “Number One” by nelly.

 

Eliwood: Hopefully a clean part. ^_^”

 

Karel: I. Am. Number one. No matter if you like it, here, take it, sit down and write it. I. Am. Number one. Hey hey hey hey hey hey-

 

 

 

*on roof of building*

 

 

 

Fiora’s Pegasus: Hay?

 

(A/N: No idea what her Pegasus is named. Anyone know?)

 

Fiora: Quiet! Time to take roll call.

 

Fiora’s Pegasus: Dinner roll?

 

Fiora: Do I not feed you enough?

 

Fiora’s Pegasus: Feed?

 

Fiora: Just shut up. Now, Evil Berserker #1?

 

EB#1: Yo!

 

Karel: I. Am. Number one.

 

EB#1: Nuh uh! I am!

 

Fiora: -_-  >Evil Beserker #67?

 

EB#67: *eating a cookie* Umph?

 

Fiora’s Pegasus: COOKIE! *charges at EB#67*

 

EB#67: *jumps back and falls of roof* AAHHHHhhhhhhh………*THUMP*

 

 

*back inside building*

 

Arianna: Did you hear something?

 

*Lowen is currently singing very loudly*

 

Erk: *covering ears* Huh?

 

Eliwood: I can’t hear anything but Lowen.

 

Lowen: LET’S GET LOUD, LET’S GET LOUD! TURN THE MUSIC UP, LETS DO IT! C’MON PEOPLE, LET’S GET LOUD! LET’S GET LOUD!

 

(A/N: Lowen singing a Jennifer Lopez song. O_O)

 

 

*back on roof*

 

Fiora: *crosses out EB#67* Okay. Zombified Evil Myrmidon #12?

 

ZEM#12: Bleeeehhh…*arm holding sword falls off*

 

Fiora: Uh, you might want to get that fixed.

 

 

*back in auditorium*

 

Arianna: *looking at list* Okay, only 2 people left to reintroduce themselves.

 

(A/N: Hey, do you want to get to the group performance or not? ^_^”)

 

*Lucius walks on*

 

Eliwood: Hello Luce!

 

Arianna: Hehe…Luce can use Luce.

 

Erk: Right. We’ll add that to your list of stupid jokes.

 

Lucius: Um, right. My name is Lucius. I am a monk. And also, I AM A GUY!

 

Group Of Bishie Boys: YOU TELL ‘EM, MAN!

 

Lucius: I didn’t really want to be on here, but now I realize it will be a chance to show off my talent and good looks.

 

Arianna: ^_^”

 

Erk: What are you singing a part of?

 

Lucius: “Another Dumb Blonde” by Hoku.

 

*music comes on and Louise and Harken come in as background singers*

 

Lucius: I think that it's time that I should just let you go. 
 
Louise&Harken: Let you go…
 
Lucius: So I'll tell it to your face instead of telling it to you on the phone. 
 
Louise&Harken: On the phone…
 
Lucius: You see, I thought that you were special, baby, something unique. But, lately I've come to find, that you're not really interested in my heart or mind.  
 
Louise&Harken: Well, that’s fine…
 
Lucius: That's all right. That's okay. You never loved me anyway. And I think it's time for you, to just move on.
 
Louise&Harken: So long, so long, so long…
 
Lucius: That’s all right.
 
L&H: That’s all right.
 
Lucius: That’s okay.
 
L&H: That’s okay.
 
Lucius: I bet you never thought you’d hear me say. That I think it’s time for you to find another dumb blonde. Cause it’s not me no, no.
 
Eliwood: I think that song is for a girl to sing.
 
Lucius: I. AM. A. MAN! *shiney light*
 
Eliwood: *all red* AH! SUNBURN!
 
Erk: Could have been worse. Could have been lightning.
 
Arianna: Thank you, Lucius. Bye bye now.
 
*Lucius and back-up singers leave*
 
Elwiood: Got any lotion?
 
*Huey trots on stage*
 
Arianna: Hey Huey ba booie fee fie fa fooie!
 
FP: *looking in window* I’m in love.
 
Fiora: No! Bad Pegasus!
 
FP: *flies through window and over to Huey* Hey hunkie. How about you and me blow this joint? We could go back to _my_ stable. *wink blink wink*
 
Huey: Hehehe…*flies out with FP*
 
Florina: Huey! You’re going to be disqualified….
 
Fiora: *standing in plain view of judges* GET BACK HERE YOU *BLEEP* GOOD FOR NOTHING *BLEEP* FLYING *BLEEP*!!!!
 
Eliwood: Fiora?
 
Fiora: Huh? *turns around* Ooops. You didn’t see nothing. *tries to climb wall but slips down*
 
Fiora: Ooof! Stupid wall. *runs on elevator and takes it back to roof*
 
Erk: Shouldn’t we do something about her?
 
Arianna: Nah. ^_^
 
*on roof*
 
Fiora: *blowing fumes from cooking food into air with fan* Come back you stupid feathered horse!
 
*camera goes to Limstella*
 
Limstella: With introductions done we can now start group performances. The first group for the girls is: Lyn, Florina, Nino, and Louise!
 
 
*the next day in the auditorium*
 
Erk: We’re starting with girl groups first. The first group will be singing “Lady Marmalade”.
 
Eliwood: Is there a Lord Marmalade?
 
*room goes dark then a light comes on Lyn who is in a tight blue glittery tank top and skirt*
 
Sain: *whistles*
 
Kent: *THUNK*
 
Sain: @_@
 
Lyn: Where’s all my soul sisters? Let me hear ya’ll flow sisters.
 
All: Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister. Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister. 
 
*light goes on Nino who is in a short, low-cut, green, sequined dress*
 
Random Mage: *whistles*
 
Jaffar: *STAB*
 
Nino: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge. Strutting her stuff on the street. She said “Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?”
 
Jaffar: *glares at audience* …is anyone here named Joe?
 
Guys: NO!
 
All: Gitchie gitchie ya ya da da
Nino: Yeah-ey
 
All: Gitchie gitchie ya ya here
 
Nino: Here
 
All: Mocha Chocolata ya ya
 
Nino: Ooh yeah
 
All: Creole Lady Marmalade. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi.  Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister.
 
Louise: *in pink, sequined tube-top and mini-skirt* He sat in her boudier while she freshened up.
 
Pent: LOUISE!!! GET OFF THAT STAGE _RIGHT NOW_!!!!
 
Other3: Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister.
 
Louise: Boy drank all that Magnolia wine. Upon her black satin sheets, I swear he started to freak, yeah.
 
All: Gitchie gitchie ya ya da da
 
Louise: Yeah-ey
 
All: Gitchie gitchie ya ya here
 
Louise: Heeere
 
All: Mocha Chocolata ya ya
 
Louise: Ooooh yeah
 
All: Creole Lady Marmalade. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi.  
 
Lyn: *takes center stage* We come through with the money and the garter belt. Let 'em know we got that cake, straight up the gate. We independent women, some mistakes us for whores. I'm sayin‘ why spend mine, when I can spend yours. Disagree? Well that's you and I’m sorry, I'm a keep playing these cats out like Atari. High heeled shoes, getting love from the dudes, four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge.
 
All: Hey sisters, soul sisters, better get that dough sisters. Hey sisters, soul sisters, better get that dough sisters.
 
Lyn: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass. By the case, the meaning of expensive taste. You wanna-
 
All: Gitchie gitchie ya ya
 
Lyn: Come on
 
All: Mocha chocolate
 
Lyn: What?
 
All: Creole Lady Marmalade
 
Lyn: One more time, come on.
 
All: Marmalaaade
 
Florina: Oooh…
 
All: Lady Marmalaaaade
 
Nino: Ooh yeah
 
All: Marmalaaade
 
Florina: Ooh, hey, hey, HEEEEY!
 
*light goes on Florina who is in purple sequined tube-top and shorts and is holding an Elysian whip*
 
Florina: Touch of her skin, feeling silky smooth. Color of café au lait. Made the savage beats inside roll until he cried. More.
 
All: More.
 
Florina: More.
 
All: More.
 
Florina: Moooore! Now he’s back home doing 9 to 5.
 
Nino: Living the grey, flannel life.
 

Florina: But when he, turns off to sleep meeemorieees creep. More.

All: More.

Florina: More.

All: More.

Florina: MooOOORE!

All:Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya da da. Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya, here.

Nino: Oh lord.

All: Mocha Chocolata ya ya

Louise: Ooh yeah.

Florina: Creole Lady MarmaLAAAAADE!!!

All: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir. Voulez vous coucher avec moi.

*Limstella walks out with microphone*
 
Limstella: Florina
 
Florina: Oh yeah ooooh….
 
Limstella: Louise
 
Louise: Laady Marmalade…
 
Limstella: Lyn
 
Lyn: Hey, hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
 
Limstella: Nino
 
Nino: Oh, oh, oooooooh.
 
Limstella: Rotweiler baby.
 
Louise: Babyyy….
 
Limstella: Moulin Rouge.
Florina: Woo…
 
Nino: Ba da da….
 
Limstella: Limstella here.
 
All: *pose* Creole Lady Marmalaaaaaaaaaaaaade! Ooooh, yes!
 
Guys: *whistling and stomping feet*
 
Erk: Well, we probably just got a big male audience.
 
Eliwood: I think they did good.
 
Arianna: Girl power! 
 
Erk: That sounded cheesy.
 
Arianna: I know. ^_^”
 
Erk: Good job.
 
*girls bow much to delight of the males, then walk off stage*
 
Jaffar: ….
 
Sain: You can’t kill every guy in the audience, Jaffar.
 
Jaffar: ….I can try…
 
Sain: O_O”
 
Limstella: So the girls were successful. But will the boys do as well? Tune in next week to see.
 
 
 
***~END TRANSMISSION~***
 
 
Arianna: *sitting on Billy-Bob* Hello! Did you guys like that? Hehe…
 
Kent: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY GIGGLES! *spins Billy-Bob*
 
Arianna: Wheeeeeeee! @_@ I’m feeling sick. MAKE IT STOP!
 
Latisha: Umm….I’ll take over. The scanner is still not working.
 
Matthew: *Legault and him are in a limo that they bought with money from selling scanner parts and Erky dolls* WE’RE RICH! 
 
Legault: So we bought a limo!
 
Matthew: And we didn’t even what a limo was! ^_^
 
Latisha: -_-“ Anyways, we’ll get the picture up when possible. Please Review.
 
Matthew: Anybody wanna come ride in the limo with us? ^_~
 
 
 
 
 
 
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