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-=On
Henry. As usual=-
Arianna:
I’m back!
Latisha:
Darn!
Arianna:
Thank you for the reviews! You people are so nice. I won’t waste time here.
I’ll waste time at the end of the story.
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fire Emblem, American
Idol, Ebay, or any of the songs. I do own the
character Latisha. (As if anyone wants her)
Latisha:
Hey!
And Henry
the inflatable couch. I also own the idea of Fire Emblem Idol.
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Limstella:
When we left off, Hector was just about to sing.
Eliwood:
Okay, go ahead and sing Hector.
Hector:
Met a girl, thought she was grand. Fell in love, found out first hand. It went
well for a week or two. Then it all came unglued. In a trap, trip I can’t grip. Never thought
I’d be the one who slipped. Then I started to realize. I was living, one big
lie she ^&%$#@! hates me.
Arianna:
Turn on the beep machine.
Hector:
She =beep= hates me! Trust! She =beep= hates me! La-la-la love! I tried too hard and she tore
my feelings like I have none, and ripped them away.
Arianna:
Okay, STOP! Eliwood?
Eliwood;
I told you that you couldn’t sing.
Hector:
=dramatic music starts playing= But it’s my dream, man! How could I give up on
my dream?
Eliwood:
*sniff sniff* Aw, all right. I say yes. Ri?
Arianna:
Sorry, but you sounded like a dying pig. Or dying cow.
Or pretty much any other dying farm animal. I say NO. Erk?
-=Erk is on the floor looking for his earplugs=-
Arianna:
ERKY!
Erk: I can’t
find my earplugs!
Eliwood:
You don’t need them. He’s done.
Erk:
Oh, is that what that horrible noise was?
Hector: Grrrr…=raises axe=
Arianna:
Security! Help!
-=Hector
chops table in half as Eliwood and Arianna jump out of their chairs to save their legs=-
Erk: =under
table looking for earplugs= What? Ahhh-
=THUNK= =KO’d=
Arianna:
ERRRRKKKKYYY!!!
-=Hawkeye
is dragging Hector out=-
Hector: =beeeep= STUPID JUDGES =beep= talent =beeeep*=
=chops
door on his way out=
-=Arianna and Eliwood are attempting
to revive Erk=-
Arianna:
=throws water on him=
::: No Movement :::
Eliwood:
=slaps him=
::: Still
Out Cold :::
Arianna:
I guess we’ll have to get Serra to heal him.
::: BINGO!
:::
Erk:
=sits up= No! I’m fine!
Arianna:
But you have a big bump on your head.
Erk: =looks
at reflection in window and sees huge lump on head= Ugh.
=pulls
cape over head=
Eliwood:
Can we continue now?
::: Please
Do :::
Arianna:
I’m confused. I’m talking here, and I’m talking there.
::: Try
Not To Think About It :::
Arianna:
You’re right. Might hurt my head. :)
Eliwood:
=whispering to Erk= She’s losing it. She’s talking to
herself.
Erk:
She never had it.
Arianna:
Um, we need a new table.
Erk:
And a door. And I probably need some ice.
Eliwood:
Looks like another opportunity to slip in commercials!
=:=
COMMERCIAL =:=
Lucius:
Hello, and welcome to the Shopping Network!
Louise&Nino: Yay!
Lucius:
Today we are selling official “Fire Emblem Idol” merchandise!
Crowd: Ooooooo….
Lucius:
First Item: Erky Dolls! A miniature model of the
Anima Mage/Sage, Erk! Only 127.99$! 2,000 gold!
-=Guy is
standing at the side looking bored=-
Louise:
=elbows Guy=
Guy: Huh?
Oh. What does it do?
Lucius:
I’m so glad you asked that! :D
Guy: =sweatdrop=
Lucius:
This original doll comes with a button that makes the doll shoot out Elfire! I shall demonstrate. Guy?
Guy:
=sigh= I am the enemy. Fear me.
Lucius:
=presses button and shoots fire at Guy=
Guy: =on
fire= AHHHHH!!! =runs around screaming=
Nino:
=throws water on Guy=
Lucius:
:) Order now! Call 275-HEY! BRING THOSE BACK!
Matthew: =running
with a big bag of Erky Dolls= He he
he! I’m selling these on Ebay!
=runs off set=
Lucius:
Grrr…umm….one moment please….GET BACK HERE!
-=Lucius, Nino, and Louise take off after Matthew=-
Guy: =sigh&sweatdrop= -.-;
=:= END
COMMERCIAL =:=
-=In
Waiting Room=-
Limstella:
Well, that was a good waste of time. The audition room is still being
refurbished. While we wait, let’s talk to people who are auditioning.
-=camera
moves to show both Limstella and Karel=-
Limstella:
Hello, Karel. Why are you auditioning?
Karel:
….I will be the best…no one shall stand in my way…
Limstella:
Okay. =sweatdrop= ‘Freeeeaak….’
Let’s go see some other auditioners.
-=Lyn is
sitting on a bench by the elevators=-
Limstella:
Hello, Lyn. Why are you trying out?
Lyn: Well,
Eliwood is a judge and Hector can’t sing so I figured
one of the main characters had to
audition.
Limstella:
Hector auditioned.
Lyn: Oh
no. Was it bad?
Limstella:
Very. He’s the reason we had to buy a new table.
Lyn: Erm…….anyways. I am confident I’ll make it.
Limstella:
Alright, back to auditions.
-=Karel walks into audition room. Erk,
Arianna, and Eliwood are
sitting at a new table. Erk has ice on his head=-
Karel:
=stops and stares at Erk= You
smell of blood.
Erk:
Hello to you, too, Karel.
Arianna:
What are you singing?
Karel:
“Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen.
Erk: A
song about killing. Of course.
Karel:
=brings out his sword= Steve walks warily down the street. With his brim pulled
way down low. Ain’t no sound
but the sound of his feet. Machine guns ready to go. =does moves with his
sword=
(A/N: If you’re a pervert, just stop thinking
now!)
Karel:
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your
seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip. To the sound of the
beat, yeah. =disappears towards ceiling=
Arianna:
Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can…
Karel:
Another one bites the dust. =CRACK=
-= Karel appears out of nowhere and chops the new table in
half=-
Erk: I knew
that was gonna happen. =sigh= - -;
Arianna:
No! WHY! =sniff= I guess the table just wasn’t meant to be….
Erk:
Enough, Drama Queen. Karel, I thought it was cool.
Arianna:
How could you? He’s a table killer!
Karel:
I kill more than just tables. =evil glare=
Arianna:
Eh hehe…=hides behind chair= I say yes.
Eliwood:
I say yes. You’re going to the
Karel:
Okay. Goodbye. =walks out spinning sword=
Erk: =sarcastically=
Another excited potential idol.
Eliwood:
What’s poe-ten-shell mean?
-=Lyn
walks in=-
Lyn:
Hello! =looks at chopped up table= Um, I thought you guys were getting a new
table? And your head seems bigger for some reason, Erk.
Erk: Shaddup. =pulls cape tighter over head=
Arianna:
=bursts into tears= It was so horrible, Lyn! K-Karel
just came in and h-he just chopped the table in half! ;(
Eliwood:
=hands her a handkerchief= Here.
Arianna:
=blows nose loudly=
Lyn: Uhhhh…..
Erk:
You’re a crybaby, Ri.
(A/N:
That’s the second time I’ve been called that this story.)
Arianna:
=sniff sniff= Okay. You can start now, Lyn.
Lyn: I’m
singing “Stronger” by Britney Spears.“ Hush just stop. There’s nothing you can do or say, baby.
I’ve had enough. I’m not your property as from today, baby. You might think
that I won’t make it, on my own. But now I’m stronger then yesterday! Now it’s
nothing but my way! My loneliness ain’t killing me no
more. I’m stronger!
Eliwood:
Very nice. I say yes.
Arianna:
I agree. Yes.
Erk:
See you at
Lyn: WOOHOO!
=runs out=
-=Back in
waiting room. Lyn comes running out=-
Lyn:
WHEEEEE! I made it!
Sain:
That’s wonderful, Lady Lyndis!
Lyn: YAY!
=bounces off wall=
Limstella:
It’s nice to see someone excited, but she’s overdoing it a little.
Lyn:
=running circles around
Limstella:
……… - -;
-=In a
random hallway=-
Hawkeye:
=THUMP THUMP THUMP=
Fiora:
=running=
Hawkeye:
=THUMP THUMP THUMP=
Fiora:
=runs around corner=
Hawkeye: =THUMP
THUMP THUMP= Hunh?
-= Hawkeye
chases Fiora around the corner only to come
face-to-face with Fiora’s Gang Of
Evil Myrmidons =-
FGOEM: Hehehe….. =draws killing edges=
Hawkeye:
Swords versus axe… MOMMY! AHHH!!! =THUMP THUMP THUMP=
Fiora:
=on her Pegasus= Get ‘im! Eeeheeheehee!
(A/N: I
have a friend who laughs like that.
Erk:
You have friends? Wow.)
-=Back to
audition room=-
Florina:
Um..hi…
Eliwood:
Hello Florina! :)
Erk:
Are you sure you’re up to this?
Florina:
Um…uh...yes….
Erk:
Okay then. What are you singing?
Florina:
“Sometimes” by Britney Spears.
Arianna:
Ugh. Two Britney Spears songs in a row. B.S. songs. Heehee!
Eliwood:
=THWACK= You’re not helping her nerves.
Arianna:
Don’t hit me! That’s abuse! I’m filing a restraining order against you!
Eliwood:
What’s a restraining order?
Florina:
Um…uh….
Erk:
Just go ahead and ignore them, Florina. - -;
Florina:
Okay. =in small voice= You tell me you’re in love with
me. Like you can’t take your pretty eyes away from me.
It’s not that I don’t want to stay. But every time you come too close I move
away. =in louder voice= I wanna believe in everything
that you say. “Cause it sounds sooo good. But if you
really want me, move slow. There’s
things about me, you just have to know. =normal singing voice= Sometimes
I run, sometimes I hide. Sometimes I’m scared of you. But all I really want is
to hold you tight. Treat you right. Be with you day and night. Baby all I need
is time.
Arianna:
:)
Erk: :)
Eliwood:
:)
Florina:
=back to small voice= Um…
Arianna:
That was really good! I say yes. Eli-boy?
Eliwood:
I could tell you were nervous but I say yes.
Erk:
And I say yes so see you on Valor Isle.
Florina:
Oh! Thank you!
=::= BOOM! THUMP THUMP THUMP! BOOM! =::=
-=Hawkeye
comes running through the door and
then through the wall on the other side of the room=-
FGOEM:
=running after Hawkeye= HA HA HA!
-=Fiora flies in, on Pegasus, Elysian whip in the air,
wearing valkyrie helmet=-
Fiora:
Onward! After him! Eeeheehee!
-=Snaps
whip then flies out hole with myrmidons following and laughing stupidly=-
Florina:
….sis-sister?
Erk: OO;
Ummm...Riri? What just
happened?
Arianna:
OO; I’m not sure…
(A/N: I’m
typing this at 2 in the morning and it’s been a long week. Have pity on me)
Eliwood:
=sigh= We need a new door. Again.
And the wall needs fixed.
Arianna:
Where are we going to get the money to keep fixing all this?
Florina:
…..um…can I go now?
Arianna:
Huh? Oh yeah. Bye bye.
Florina:
….bye….
-=Out In
Waiting Room=-
Limstella:
Hey, other security guard!
Oswin: Hm?
Limstella:
Go save Hawkeye.
Oswin:
Why, what’s going on?
Limstella:
He’s being chased by a group of crazy myrmidons led by Fiora.
Oswin:
…..no, really, what’s going on?
Heath:
=popping out of nowhere= What?
Limstella:
I’m serious! Now take your heavy spears and go save him!
Heath:
I’ll go with you. This I’ve got to see.
-=Hawkeye
is running down the street=-
Little
Girl: Mommy, that guy has a big axe!
LG Mother:
Watch your language, missy!
Little
Girl: oo;
-=Heath
and Oswin appear on Hyperion=-
Heath:
There he is…
-=Fiora and her GOEM appear=-
Fiora: Eeeheehee!
Heath:
…and there she is.
Oswin:
ATTACK!
-=Hyperion
dives at FGOEM and Heath&Oswin ready their
spears=-
Evil
Myrmidon #17: Hey, look! A bird!
Evil
Myrmidon #23: It’s a bat, you moron!
EM#76:
It’s carrying two guys!
EM#193: I
think they’re attacking us with spears!
FGOEM: Oh.
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FGOEM:
AHHHH! =try to run and run into each other=
Heath&Oswin: =WHAM! WHACK! STAB! KICK ASS! SHABLAM!=
FGOEM: Ow…..
Fiora:
=looks at GOEM=
FGOEM:
=KO’d=
Fiora:
=looks at Heath and Oswin=
Heath&Oswin: =raise spears=
Fiora:
Goodbye. =flies off screaming=
Heath&Oswin: =high-five, victory dance, yada yada=
Fiora:
=flies back with Gang Of Evil Beserkers=
Heath&Oswin: O.O
Hawkeye: Wassup, my brothers?
FGOEB: Grrr…
Heath:
RETREAT!
-=Heath, Oswin, and Hawkeye run inside building=-
!== Back
In Audition Room ==!
-=A
curtain has been hung as a door and a big piece of cardboard has been taped
over the hole=-
Erk:
Nice redecorating.
Eliwood:
I think it’s ugly.
Erk: I
was being sarcastic.
Arianna:
Okay, next auditioner.
Wil:
=walks in= Hello! :)
Arianna:
Uhhh...hi.
Erk:
What are you singing?
Wil:
“Yellow Submarine” by the Beatles.
Arianna:
Do you even know what a submarine is?
Wil:
No. :D
Erk:
….. - -;
Eliwood:
Go ahead, I guess.
Wil:
=loud= In the town, where I was born. Lived a man, who sailed to sea. And he told,
us of his life. In the land, of submarines. So we sailed, up to the sun. where we found, the sea of green. And we lived, beneath the
waves. In our yellow, submarine.
Erk:
=pulls cape over head=
Wil: =shoutin= WE ALL LIVE
IN OUR YELLOW SUBMARINE! YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE! WE ALL LIVE IN
OUR-
Eliwood:
That’s enough, Wil! Uh, Ri?
Arianna:
Very, um, enthusiastic. Um, Erk?
Erk:
You were horrible. You weren’t singing, you were shouting.
Wil: I
like to be loud. :)
Erk: No
kidding. I say no.
Eliwood:
I say no, too.
Arianna:
You can’t sing, but maybe you could be the bingo announcer at the old folk’s
home. They’re hard of hearing.
Wil:
Nah. I’d rather be a cheerleader. =runs out of room screaming “GO ELIWOOD’S
ELITE!”=
Arianna:
Remind me to never send him into battle ever again.
Erk: Next!
Pent:
=walks in= Hello.
Arianna:
=starry-eyed= I’m in love.
-=arrow
appears very close to Arianna’s head=-
Louise:
=somewhere out of sight= He’s TAKEN!
Pent: Can
I start?
Arianna:
Sure. =hearts in eyes=
Eliwood:
=sweatdrop=
Erk:
What are you singing, Lord Pent?
Pent: “Abra Kadabra”
by Sugarray.
Arianna:
I love that song. I love you.
Erk: =sweatdrop=
Pent:
Right…I’ll start now. “I heat up, I can’t cool down. You got me spinnin’, round and round. Round and round, and round it
goes. Where it stops, nobody knows. Everytime you call my name. I heat up like a burning flame.
Burning flame, full of desire. Kiss me baby, make the
fire go higher. Abra Abrakadabra!
I wanna reach out and grab ya.
Abra Abrakadabra!
Eliwood:
Okay, thanks. You have a good voice. I say yes. Erk?
Erk: I
say yes. And I don’t think we have to ask Riri.
Arianna:
YES! YES! I SAY YES!
Lousie:
=shoots another arrow= HE’S ALREADY MARRIED!
Arianna:
=hiding under table= That wasn’t what I was saying yes
to!
Erk:
You’re through to the next round, Lord Pent. See you on Valor.
Pent: Okay. Goodbye. =leaves=
Arianna:
=jumps out from under table= WAIT! Don’t leave me!
Eliwood:
=straps Arianna to chair=
Arianna:
=starts rolling chair towards door= Nooooo!
Erk:
Get back here, Ri! You have
a job to do!
-=Back in
waiting room=-
Limstella:
Hello again. While Arianna is being calmed down, we
shall talk to the next auditioner. Which is-Raven!
-=camera
shows Raven and Lucius standing by door=-
Raven:
=glare=
Lucius:
Hiya! I’m helping Lord Raymond. :D
Limstella:
So, what are you singing?
Raven:
=glare=
Lucius:
It’s a secret. :D
Limstella:
Oh. I think you can go in now.
-=In
audition room=-
Arianna:
=in a strait jacket, strapped to a chair= EEEEeep!
Eliwood:
It’s for you own good.
Erk:
Actually, it’s more for Lord Pent’s good. :)
-=Back to Limstella=-
Limstella:
So, Raven is trying out! And whatever he is singing, he needs Lucius’ help with. Also, will Fiora
ever be stopped? Tune in next week to find out!
:=:
PREVIEW :=:
Limstella:
Last show of auditions!
Raven: Oh
I just can’t wait to be king!
:=: END
PREVIEW :=:
Limstella:
Buh bye!
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=still
strapped to chair and in strait jacket=
Arianna:
Yo! A little help over here!
Latisha:
=listening to cd player= La la la la…
Arianna:
=sigh= Oh well. Please review! All reviewers get a rare and valuable Erky Doll!
Lucius:
Hey, where did you get those?
Arianna:
Ebay.
Matthew:
=counting gold= 1,000g, 2,000g, 3,000g…..
Lucius:
- -;
Arianna:
Okay, I’m gonna try to get this strait jacket off!
Goodbye!
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