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Arianna: Fear not, minions of evil! I have returned from the light world! Muhahahahaha!

 

Latisha: Um, what are you talking about?

 

Arianna: Oops. Wrong place. I meant, hi faithful readers! ^_^;;

 

Eliwood: I told you not to eat the giant chocolate bar, but did you listen to me? No. No one ever does.

 

Latisha: Why would anyone listen to an idiot?

 

Erk: I don’t know. Why do people listen to you, Latisha?

 

Latisha: -_-x *grabs big mallet*<

 

Eliwood: I dun get it.

 

Arianna: Ummm…on with chapter!

 

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DISCLAIMER: I don’t own it! Now stop making me feel bad about it! *bursts into tears*

 

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=-$^Pennsylvania^$-=

 

^Pent, Louise, and Nils are at the Liberty Bell^

 

Nils: *hits it with flute* DING! It’s an E-flat!

 

Pent: NILS! You put a crack in it!

 

Louise: It was already there, dear.

 

Pent: Oh. Well, why doesn’t anyone fix it?

 

Louise: I don’t know. Maybe they like it broken.

 

Pent: Well that’s silly. I’ll fix it. *gets out Hammerne staff and uses it on Liberty Bell*

 

Tourists: O_O Wow!

 

Pent: There. ^_^

 

Tourist#12: *runs up to Pent with broken glasses* Excuse me, can you fix these?

 

Tourist#34: *holds up cracked vase* Fix this first!

 

Tourist#62: *holds up rotten child* Can you fix this?

 

Pent: O_o;

 

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^Heath, Fiora, and Bartre are at the Pittsburgh Zoo^

 

Heath: *looking at reptiles* Hyperion’s cooler then any of them.

 

Fiora: *looking at zebras* Maybe Ms. Squiggles long lost cousins?

 

Bartre: *looking at gorillas* Brother! I found you!

 

Gorilla: *loud growls and screaming, then shakes fist at Bartre*

 

Bartre: Uh, no. I still don’t have the money to pay you back for the 500 gold you loaned me.

 

Fiora: O_o

 

Heath: Makes sense, I guess. Bar-tree. Monkeys swing on bars and climb trees.

 

Zookeeper: Hey! Why are those animals out of their cages?

 

Fiora,Heath&Bartre: Huh?

 

Zookeeper: *presses intercom* Help needed in sector 7! Three animals have escaped from their cages!

 

Heath: Wait, we can explain!

 

Fiora: Three?

 

 

*lots of zookeepers appear*

 

Zookeeper#3: Get back in there! *sticks Hyperion in with Kamodo dragon*

 

(A/N: Don’t ask me how they thought Hyperion looked like one of them.)

 

Heath: Wait! NO! HYPERION!

 

Hyperion: *eats Kamodo dragon*

 

Other Kamodo Dragon: Rarrrg!   Translation: AHH! CANNIBAL!

 

Zookeeper#3: *on walkie-talkie* We got ourselves a code reddish-orange. I repeat, a code reddish-orange. Cannibalism in the dragons!

 

Zookeeper#7: C’mon horsie! *pushes Ms. Squiggles in with Zebras*

 

Fiora: MS. SQUIGGLES!

 

Ms. Squiggles: Neigh? Translation: Hi?

 

Zebra: Neiiigh. Translation: Yo man. Peace out.

 

Ms. Squiggles: Neigh. Neigh neigh. *snort*  Translation: Figures. Hippie zebras.

 

Zookeeper#1: Back in your cage! *pushes Bartre in with gorillas*

 

Bartre: WAIT! I’m HUMAN!

 

Zookeeper#1: Suuure.

 

(A/N: How else does he think he’d be talking?)

 

Bartre: *looks nervously at gorilla* Eh he. Hey, bro.

 

Gorilla: *beats chest and does monkey scream*

 

Bartre: NO! No noogie! *climbs tree and hides in branches*

 

Heath: HEY! GIVE US HYPERION AND MS. SQUIGGLES, um…and I guess Bartre, BACK!

 

Security: You’re under arrest for attempted animal kidnapping!

 

Fiora: AH! No way am I going to jail! *whistles for Ms. Squiggles*

 

Ms. Squiggles: Neigh, neighy neigh neigh? Translation: So, if I become one with my inner self, it will lead to peace of mind and self acceptance?

 

Zebras: Neeeeiggh. Translation: Right on, duuuude.

 

Fiora: MS. SQUIGGLES! GET YOUR HORSIE REAR-END OVER HERE NOW!

 

Ms. Squiggles: Neigh neigh. Translation: See you later, guys. The Woman calls me.

 

Zebra: Neeeigh. Translation: Dude, you shouldn’t let The Woman rule you.

 

Ms. Squiggles: Neigh neigh neighhh. Translation: Sorry dudeos, she’s got the food. Toodles! *flies out and Fiora jumps on her and they fly off*

 

Zebras: Neeeeeigggggh! Translation: Fly to the sun, man!

 

Heath: HYPERION!

 

Hyperion: *slurps Kamono dragon tail rest of way into mouth and swallows* Grrr?

 

Heath: Get over here! And grab Bartre!

 

Hyperion: *flies out of cage and to Gorillas*

 

Bartre: Hoo hoo haa haa? *gets grabbed by Hyperion*

 

Heath: *jumps on Hyperion’s back* Lezzgo, Hyperion!

 

Zookeeper#1: Shoot ‘em down!

 

Zookeepers: *shoots tranquilizer darts at Hyperion*

 

Hyperion: Grrrr……..  Translation: I’m getting very….sleepy….zzzzzzz….. *slowly flies lower and lower*

 

Heath: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GOING DOWN!

 

Bartre: I want a banana.

 

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=-$^Idaho^$-=

 

^Lowen is at the potato fields^

 

Lowen: Pooootatoooooes……..*drools*

 

Farmer: Yup. We got white potatoes, green potatoes, hard potatoes, soft potatoes……

 

~^3 Hours Later^~

 

Farmer: Big potatoes, small potatoes, bumpy potatoes, smooth potatoes….

 

Lowen: *SNORE*

 

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=-$^Florida^$-=

 

^Jaffar, Nino, Florina, Hector, Lyn, Kent, Eliwood, and Ninian are at Disney World^

 

Nino: Let’s go on ‘It’s A Small World’, Jaffar!

 

Jaffar: …

 

Eliwood: Um, Ninian, would you want to go on a ride with me?

 

Ninian: Sure, what ride?

 

Eliwood: You pick.

 

Ninian: Any ride you pick is fine by me. ^_~

 

Eliwood: Okay then. ^_^ Tower Of Terror.

 

Ninian: Any ride but that…..

 

Eliwood: C’mon. It’ll be fun. ^_^ *drags her off against her will*

 

Lyn: *eating chocolate Mickey ice cream bar* Where you wanna go, Kent? Huh, huh, huh?

 

Kent: How about “The Haunted Mansion”?

 

Lyn: Okay. But if I get scared, I get to hold your hand. ^_^

 

Kent: -_-;;;

 

Hector: So where you wanna go, Florina?

 

Florina: Ummmm….uh…I don’t know…anywhere you want….

 

Hector: Let’s go on Space Mountain!

 

Florina: Oh, um…alright….

 

Little Kid: *points at Huey* Lookie, Mom! It’s a unicorn!

 

Mom: Don’t be silly, Molly. Unicorns don’t exist. It’s just a flying horse.

 

(A/N: Because those are so common and unicorns aren’t. ^_^;)

 

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^At  ‘It’s A Small World’^

 

*Nino and Jaffar are riding along when the boat suddenly stops*

 

Announcer: We are experiencing technical difficulty. Please remain seated. We should be running again shortly. Only about…40 minutes. ^_^

 

Nino: Oh, goodie! That means we get to spend more time looking at all the dollies!

 

Jaffar: “O_O”

 

Moving Dolls: It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears. It’s a world of hopes, and a world of fears. There’s so much that we share that it’s time we’re aware it’s a small world after all!

 

Jaffar: *twitch*

 

Dolls: There is just one moon, and one golden sun!  And a smile means, friendship to everyone! Though the mountains divide, and the oceans are wide, it’s a small world after all!

 

Nino: *taking pictures* Isn’t it beautiful, Jaffar?

 

Jaffar: *twitch twitch*

 

Nino: Jaffar?

 

Jaffar: *puts hand on killing edge*

 

Nino: JAFFAR!

 

Dolls: It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small, small-

 

Jaffar: GAAAAAAAAH! *goes ballistic and beheads all the dolls*

 

Dolls: worrlllld……*zzzt*

 

 

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~:SHOCKED SILENCE:~

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Tourists: AHHHHH!!!!

 

 

*complete chaos: people jumping out of boats, beheaded dolls send electric waves into water which electrocute those trying to swim for it, lots of screaming*

 

Nino: Um…I think we better get out of here, Jaffar.

 

Jaffar:   *picks up Nino and then runs off*

 

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^At Tower Of Terror^

 

Ninian: *visibly shaking*

 

Eliwood: C’mon Ninian,  just get in the elevator.

 

Ninian: NO! I know what this thing does! It takes you up and then just drops you!

 

Eliwood: Uh, that’s kinda the point.

 

Hotel/Ride Guy: Miss, are you getting on or not?

 

Ninian: NO!

 

Eliwood: YES! *drags her in and straps her in seat*

 

Ninian: *goes hysterical* NOOOOOO!!!! *squirm*

 

HRG: Ummm…right. Well, anyways, enjoy your ride.

 

Ninian: NOOOOO!!!

 

Eliwood: Ninian, people are staring.

 

Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!!

 

Little Kid From Before: *poke poke* Are you a Disney Princess?

 

Molly’s Mom: Don’t be silly, Molly, she’s just a dancer from some far away land called Elibe.

 

Eliwood: O_O

 

Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!!

 

*car comes to top of building and starts moving forward*

 

Voice: Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

 

Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!!

 

Riders: Shhhh!

 

Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!

 

Voice: Bah blah blah another dimension blah blah.

 

Eliwood: *looking at eye thing* I can see myself! *waves* Hi self!

 

*car stops*

 

Eliwood: *stares at stone wall* Flux.

 

Ninian: NOOOOO-

 

*car drops*

 

Ninian: OOOOOoooooooooooooooooo…………

 

*car shoots back up*

 

Ninian: ……………ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Eliwood: *screaming like a girl* EEEEK!

 

*this continues for about 4 times*

 

Voice: You have safely returned from the Twilight Zone.

 

Eliwood: Whooo. That was scary, huh, Ninian?

 

*silence*

 

Eliwood: Ninian?

 

Ninian: “O_O”

 

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^At Haunted Mansion^

 

*Lyn and Kent are in the moving cars*

 

Lyn: This isn’t very scar-

 

Spider: BOO!

 

Lyn: Eeeek! *hugs Kent*

 

Kent: *cough* Can’t breathe!

 

Ghost: BOO!

 

Lyn: EEEEK! *hugs tighter*

 

Kent: *turning blue*

 

Goblin: BOO!

 

Lyn: EEEK! *turns to Kent*

 

Kent: *died from lack of air and is now a ghost* BOO!

 

Lyn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

 

~WAKES UP~

 

Lyn: AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Kent: Lady Lyndis, calm down!

 

Lyn: Wha-what happened?!?

 

Kent: We had to stand in line so long you fell asleep.

 

Lyn: Ohhhummm…I don’t think I want to go on this ride anymore. I might get scared and hug you to death.

 

Kent: O_o Whatever you say, Lady Lyndis.

 

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^At Space Mountain^

 

Hector: *staring at ceiling* Look at that asteroid!

 

Florina: Ummm…Lord Hector? This isn’t in the dark, is it?

 

Hector: Ya, why?

 

Florina: Oh no.

 

Hector: What?

 

Florina: Um..nothing.

 

Hector: Are you sure you don’t want to sit in front? You might not be able to see anything sitting behind me.

 

Florina: Um, I’m sure.

 

*Hector climbs in front of rocket shaped car and Florina climbs in behind him. Rocket takes off*

 

Hector: Woooohoooo!!!

 

Florina: *turning pale*

 

*rocket goes up, up, up, up, up,…..then back down backwards*

 

Florina: Eeeek!

 

Hector: What happened?

 

Florina: Um, I think your armor is too heavy, Lord Hector.

 

*rocket is now stuck. In the dark*

 

~Back At Station~

 

Coaster Worker: *in walkie-talkie* We have a code off-white. Rocket #13 did not make the hill. I repeat, did not make the hill.

 

Hector: *bored*  Tum de dum dum dum.

 

Florina: Lord Hector?

 

Hector: Hm?

 

Florina: I’m afraid of the dark.

 

Hector: Oh, well, it’s okay. I’m here.

 

Florina: You don’t understand. When I get scared, I throw up.

 

Hector: O_O

 

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^At Aladdin Magic Carpet Ride^

 

Nino: Lets go on there, Jaffar!

 

Jaffar: …

 

*a guy in Aladdin’s Jaffar costume walks by*

 

Nino: Look, Jaffar! It’s Jaffar!

 

Jaffar: …

 

Guy In Jaffar Costume: Hm?

 

Jaffar: *holds killing edge to guy’s neck* ……imposter.

 

GIJC: AH! GET BACK! *points staff at him* BAM!

 

Staff: *fizzle*

 

GIJC: Oh yeah. It’s fake. ^_^;

 

Jaffar: …

 

Nino: Bad Jaffar! NO JAFFAR! NO KILLING DISNEY CHARACTERS! You’ll scar the little kids for life!

 

Jaffar: …

 

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Oh no! Will Jaffar kill the Jaffar Imposter? Will Hector and Florina ever get off of Space Mountain? What rides are Kent, Lyn, Eliwood, and Ninian going on next? Will Lowen ever escape the potato farmer? Where did Heath and Bartre land? Will I ever shut up? The answers to these questions and more in the next chapter of “Amuck In America”!

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Arianna: Heehee! This was the funnest chapter to write! ^O^

 

Jaffar: …..I hate you.

 

Arianna: NOOOOO!!! *sob*

 

Eliwood: GAH! I’ve heard enough “NOOOOO!!!’s” to last me a lifetime! I’m going to go find a woman who will say ‘Yes’ every once in awhile! Hey, Priscilla!

 

Priscilla: Yes?

 

Eliwood: New target. ^_^

 

Raven: NO! MY SISTER! STAY AWAY FROM HER!

 

Eliwood: Sister?

 

Lucius: Oh my Elimine, you didn’t know that already? I told ,like, everyone!

 

Raven: You WHAT?!?!?

 

Lucius: Whoops. ^_^;;

 

Arianna: I’m gonna get out of here before things get bloody. Please Review! Ta ta!

 

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