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Arianna:
Fear not, minions of evil! I have returned from the light world! Muhahahahaha!
Latisha:
Um, what are you talking about?
Arianna:
Oops. Wrong place. I meant, hi faithful readers! ^_^;;
Eliwood: I
told you not to eat the giant chocolate bar, but did you listen to me? No. No
one ever does.
Latisha:
Why would anyone listen to an idiot?
Erk: I
don’t know. Why do people listen to
you, Latisha?
Latisha:
-_-x *grabs big mallet*
Eliwood: I
dun get it.
Arianna:
Ummm…on with chapter!
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DISCLAIMER:
I don’t own it! Now stop making me feel bad about it! *bursts into tears*
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^Pent,
Louise, and Nils are at the Liberty Bell^
Nils:
*hits it with flute* DING! It’s an E-flat!
Pent:
NILS! You put a crack in it!
Louise:
It was already there, dear.
Pent:
Oh. Well, why doesn’t anyone fix it?
Louise:
I don’t know. Maybe they like it broken.
Pent:
Well that’s silly. I’ll fix it. *gets out Hammerne staff and uses it on Liberty
Bell*
Tourists:
O_O Wow!
Pent:
There. ^_^
Tourist#12:
*runs up to Pent with broken glasses* Excuse me, can you fix these?
Tourist#34:
*holds up cracked vase* Fix this first!
Tourist#62:
*holds up rotten child* Can you fix this?
Pent:
O_o;
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^Heath,
Fiora, and Bartre are at the Pittsburgh Zoo^
Heath:
*looking at reptiles* Hyperion’s cooler then any of them.
Fiora:
*looking at zebras* Maybe Ms. Squiggles long lost cousins?
Bartre:
*looking at gorillas* Brother! I found you!
Gorilla:
*loud growls and screaming, then shakes fist at Bartre*
Bartre:
Uh, no. I still don’t have the money to pay you back for the 500 gold you
loaned me.
Fiora:
O_o
Heath:
Makes sense, I guess. Bar-tree. Monkeys swing on bars and climb trees.
Zookeeper:
Hey! Why are those animals out of their cages?
Fiora,Heath&Bartre:
Huh?
Zookeeper:
*presses intercom* Help needed in sector 7! Three animals have escaped from
their cages!
Heath:
Wait, we can explain!
Fiora:
Three?
*lots
of zookeepers appear*
Zookeeper#3:
Get back in there! *sticks Hyperion in with Kamodo
dragon*
(A/N:
Don’t ask me how they thought Hyperion looked like one of them.)
Heath:
Wait! NO! HYPERION!
Hyperion:
*eats Kamodo dragon*
Other
Kamodo Dragon: Rarrrg! Translation:
AHH! CANNIBAL!
Zookeeper#3:
*on walkie-talkie* We got ourselves a code reddish-orange. I repeat, a code
reddish-orange. Cannibalism in the dragons!
Zookeeper#7:
C’mon horsie! *pushes Ms. Squiggles in with Zebras*
Fiora:
MS. SQUIGGLES!
Ms.
Squiggles: Neigh? Translation: Hi?
Zebra:
Neiiigh. Translation: Yo man. Peace out.
Ms.
Squiggles: Neigh. Neigh neigh. *snort*
Translation: Figures. Hippie zebras.
Zookeeper#1:
Back in your cage! *pushes Bartre in with gorillas*
Bartre:
WAIT! I’m HUMAN!
Zookeeper#1:
Suuure.
(A/N:
How else does he think he’d be talking?)
Bartre:
*looks nervously at gorilla* Eh he. Hey, bro.
Gorilla:
*beats chest and does monkey scream*
Bartre:
NO! No noogie! *climbs tree and hides in branches*
Heath:
HEY! GIVE
Security:
You’re under arrest for attempted animal kidnapping!
Fiora:
AH! No way am I going to jail!
*whistles for Ms. Squiggles*
Ms.
Squiggles: Neigh, neighy neigh neigh?
Translation: So, if I become one with my inner self, it will lead to peace of
mind and self acceptance?
Zebras:
Neeeeiggh. Translation: Right on, duuuude.
Fiora:
MS. SQUIGGLES! GET YOUR HORSIE REAR-END OVER HERE NOW!
Ms.
Squiggles: Neigh neigh. Translation: See you later,
guys. The Woman calls me.
Zebra:
Neeeigh. Translation: Dude, you shouldn’t let The
Woman rule you.
Ms.
Squiggles: Neigh neigh neighhh.
Translation: Sorry dudeos, she’s got the food. Toodles! *flies out and Fiora jumps on her and they fly
off*
Zebras:
Neeeeeigggggh! Translation: Fly to the sun, man!
Heath:
HYPERION!
Hyperion:
*slurps Kamono dragon tail rest of way into mouth and swallows* Grrr?
Heath:
Get over here! And grab Bartre!
Hyperion:
*flies out of cage and to Gorillas*
Bartre:
Hoo hoo haa
haa? *gets grabbed by Hyperion*
Heath:
*jumps on Hyperion’s back* Lezzgo, Hyperion!
Zookeeper#1:
Shoot ‘em down!
Zookeepers:
*shoots tranquilizer darts at Hyperion*
Hyperion:
Grrrr……..
Translation: I’m getting very….sleepy….zzzzzzz…..
*slowly flies lower and lower*
Heath:
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GOING DOWN!
Bartre:
I want a banana.
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^Lowen is at the potato fields^
Lowen: Pooootatoooooes……..*drools*
Farmer:
Yup. We got white potatoes, green potatoes, hard potatoes, soft potatoes……
~^3
Hours Later^~
Farmer:
Big potatoes, small potatoes, bumpy potatoes, smooth potatoes….
Lowen: *SNORE*
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^Jaffar, Nino, Florina, Hector,
Nino:
Let’s go on ‘It’s A Small World’, Jaffar!
Jaffar: …
Eliwood:
Um, Ninian, would you want to go on a ride with me?
Ninian: Sure, what ride?
Eliwood:
You pick.
Ninian: Any ride you pick is fine by me. ^_~
Eliwood:
Okay then. ^_^
Ninian: Any ride but that…..
Eliwood:
C’mon. It’ll be fun. ^_^ *drags her off against her will*
Lyn:
*eating chocolate Mickey ice cream bar* Where you wanna
go,
Lyn:
Okay. But if I get scared, I get to hold your hand. ^_^
Hector:
So where you wanna go, Florina?
Florina: Ummmm….uh…I don’t
know…anywhere you want….
Hector:
Let’s go on
Florina: Oh, um…alright….
Little
Kid: *points at Huey* Lookie, Mom! It’s a unicorn!
Mom:
Don’t be silly, Molly. Unicorns don’t exist. It’s just a flying horse.
(A/N:
Because those are so common and unicorns aren’t. ^_^;)
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^At ‘It’s A Small World’^
*Nino
and Jaffar are riding along when the boat suddenly
stops*
Announcer:
We are experiencing technical difficulty. Please remain seated. We should be
running again shortly. Only about…40 minutes. ^_^
Nino:
Oh, goodie! That means we get to spend more time looking at all the dollies!
Jaffar: “O_O”
Moving
Dolls: It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears. It’s a world of hopes, and a
world of fears. There’s so much that we share that it’s time we’re aware it’s a
small world after all!
Jaffar: *twitch*
Dolls:
There is just one moon, and one golden sun!
And a smile means, friendship to everyone! Though the mountains divide,
and the oceans are wide, it’s a small world after all!
Nino:
*taking pictures* Isn’t it beautiful, Jaffar?
Jaffar: *twitch twitch*
Nino:
Jaffar?
Jaffar: *puts hand on killing edge*
Nino:
JAFFAR!
Dolls:
It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world
after all! It’s a small, small-
Jaffar: GAAAAAAAAH! *goes ballistic and beheads all
the dolls*
Dolls:
worrlllld……*zzzt*
~***~~***~~***~
~:SHOCKED
SILENCE:~
~***~~***~~***~
Tourists:
AHHHHH!!!!
*complete
chaos: people jumping out of boats, beheaded dolls send electric waves into
water which electrocute those trying to swim for it, lots of screaming*
Nino:
Um…I think we better get out of here, Jaffar.
Jaffar: … *picks up Nino and then runs off*
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^At
Ninian: *visibly shaking*
Eliwood:
C’mon Ninian,
just get in the elevator.
Ninian: NO! I know what this thing does! It takes you
up and then just drops you!
Eliwood:
Uh, that’s kinda the point.
Hotel/Ride
Guy: Miss, are you getting on or not?
Ninian: NO!
Eliwood:
YES! *drags her in and straps her in seat*
Ninian: *goes hysterical* NOOOOOO!!!! *squirm*
HRG:
Ummm…right. Well, anyways, enjoy your ride.
Ninian: NOOOOO!!!
Eliwood:
Ninian, people are staring.
Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!!
Little
Kid From Before: *poke poke* Are you a Disney
Princess?
Molly’s
Mom: Don’t be silly, Molly, she’s just a dancer from some far away land called Elibe.
Eliwood:
O_O
Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!!
*car
comes to top of building and starts moving forward*
Voice:
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!!
Riders:
Shhhh!
Ninian: NOOOOO!!!!
Voice:
Bah blah blah another dimension blah blah.
Eliwood:
*looking at eye thing* I can see myself! *waves* Hi self!
*car
stops*
Eliwood:
*stares at stone wall* Flux.
Ninian: NOOOOO-
*car
drops*
Ninian: OOOOOoooooooooooooooooo…………
*car
shoots back up*
Ninian: ……………ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Eliwood:
*screaming like a girl* EEEEK!
*this
continues for about 4 times*
Voice:
You have safely returned from the Twilight Zone.
Eliwood:
Whooo. That was scary, huh, Ninian?
*silence*
Eliwood:
Ninian?
Ninian: “O_O”
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^At
Haunted Mansion^
*Lyn
and Kent are in the moving cars*
Lyn:
This isn’t very scar-
Spider:
BOO!
Lyn:
Eeeek! *hugs
Ghost:
BOO!
Lyn:
EEEEK! *hugs tighter*
Goblin:
BOO!
Lyn:
EEEK! *turns to
Lyn:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
~WAKES
UP~
Lyn:
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Lyn:
Wha-what happened?!?
Lyn:
Ohhh…ummm…I don’t think I
want to go on this ride anymore. I might get scared and hug you to death.
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^At
Space Mountain^
Hector:
*staring at ceiling* Look at that asteroid!
Florina: Ummm…Lord Hector?
This isn’t in the dark, is it?
Hector:
Ya, why?
Florina: Oh no.
Hector:
What?
Florina: Um..nothing.
Hector:
Are you sure you don’t want to sit in
front? You might not be able to see anything sitting behind me.
Florina: Um, I’m sure.
*Hector
climbs in front of rocket shaped car and Florina
climbs in behind him. Rocket takes off*
Hector:
Woooohoooo!!!
Florina: *turning pale*
*rocket
goes up, up, up, up, up,…..then back down backwards*
Florina: Eeeek!
Hector:
What happened?
Florina: Um, I think your armor is too heavy, Lord
Hector.
*rocket
is now stuck. In the dark*
~Back
At Station~
Coaster
Worker: *in walkie-talkie* We have a code off-white. Rocket #13 did not make
the hill. I repeat, did not make the
hill.
Hector:
*bored* Tum de dum dum dum.
Florina: Lord Hector?
Hector:
Hm?
Florina: I’m afraid of the dark.
Hector:
Oh, well, it’s okay. I’m here.
Florina: You don’t understand. When I get scared, I
throw up.
Hector:
O_O
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^At
Aladdin Magic Carpet Ride^
Nino:
Lets go on there, Jaffar!
Jaffar: …
*a
guy in Aladdin’s Jaffar costume walks by*
Nino:
Look, Jaffar! It’s Jaffar!
Jaffar: …
Guy
In Jaffar Costume: Hm?
Jaffar: *holds killing edge to guy’s neck*
……imposter.
GIJC:
AH! GET BACK! *points staff at him* BAM!
Staff:
*fizzle*
GIJC:
Oh yeah. It’s fake. ^_^;
Jaffar: …
Nino:
Bad Jaffar! NO JAFFAR! NO KILLING DISNEY CHARACTERS!
You’ll scar the little kids for life!
Jaffar: …
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Oh
no! Will Jaffar kill the Jaffar
Imposter? Will Hector and Florina ever get off of
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Arianna:
Heehee! This was the funnest chapter to write! ^O^
Jaffar: …..I hate you.
Arianna:
NOOOOO!!! *sob*
Eliwood:
GAH! I’ve heard enough “NOOOOO!!!’s” to last me a lifetime!
I’m going to go find a woman who will say ‘Yes’ every once in awhile! Hey,
Priscilla!
Priscilla:
Yes?
Eliwood:
New target. ^_^
Raven:
NO! MY SISTER! STAY AWAY FROM HER!
Eliwood:
Sister?
Lucius: Oh my Elimine, you
didn’t know that already? I told ,like, everyone!
Raven:
You WHAT?!?!?
Lucius: Whoops. ^_^;;
Arianna:
I’m gonna get out of here before things get bloody.
Please Review! Ta ta!
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