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Arianna:
This is going to be very bizarre. But I was listening to Weird Al cds and this idea just came to me. And I didn’t want to
wait till Christmas so here is a parody of Weird Al’s “The Night Santa Went
Crazy”! ^_^; It’s a TEENY bit angsty because of all
the deaths.
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DISCLAIMER:
I don’t own this song or Fire Emblem. And the idea of Athos
as Santa Claus is Ivanfanatic’s. (Hope you don’t
mind! ^_^”)
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^It was Christmas.
Well, actually, it wasn’t. It was Easter. But it was still snowing for some
reason by the Black Fang’s hideout. So Eliwood’s
Elite was feeling Christmassy^
Lucius:
Hey! Anybody wanna sing
Christmas carols?
Erk:
No.
Lyn: It’s
not Christmas.
Rebecca:
Well, it’s cold enough to be.
Hector:
Your own fault for wearing shorts.
Rebecca:
=*THWACK*=
Hector:
@_@
Legault:
I have a Christmas carol I could sing.
Lyn: And
that would be?
Legault:
“The Night Athos Went Crazy”
Pent: HEY!
Athos is _not crazy_! He might have had a few strange
ideas, like the one that vomiting is a sign from Elimine
that we’re not supposed to eat, but he’s a good teacher!
Louise:
*sigh* I never could get him to eat dinner.
Matthew: O_o Go ahead and sing it, Legault.
Ninian:
*on harp* Da na
na na!
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Legault:
Down on the battlefield, all the Elite were in a debate. Over whether Lucius is gay, or whether he is straight.
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Lucius:
I’m not gay! I just like pretty clothes!
Eliwood:
Riight….
Lucius:
Grrrrr…..*raises Lightning spellbook*
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Legault:
When Athos teleported in, nearly scared ‘em half to death. He had an Aureola
in his hand, and spiked grape juice on his breath.
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Athos:
This ‘ere Jape Gruice suuure
is gud.
Pent: Ummm…Lord Athos?
Eliwood:
*looks at can* It’s expiration date was 2 years ago!
Canas:
Must be fermented.
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Legault:
From his beard to his sandals, he was covered in mines. Like one of those
maniacs you see in the “Elibe Times”.
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Legault:
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye-
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Athos:
*raises Aureola* Merry Christmas to all! Now you’re
all gonna _DIE_!
Arianna:
It’s not Christmas!
Athos:
Oh. Ummm…then…Happy Easter! *attacks*
~*KABOOM*~
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Legault:
The night, Athos went crazy. The night Graybeard went
insane. All those years, in hiding. Something finally
must’ve snapped in his brain.
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Eliwood’s
Elite: AHHHH!!! *runs for cover*
Athos: Ehehehe! *throws mines by the Shrine of Seals*
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Legault:
Well, the Shrine of Seals is gone now, he decided to bomb it. Everywhere you’ll
find pieces, of Brammimond the living puppet.
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Brammimond:
I thought we were friends!
Athos:
*cackles*
Brammimond:
See if I help _you_ find legendary weapons ever again.
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Legault:
And he tied up Fiora and Farina, and he held Florina hostage. And he ground up poor Huey into pegasus sausage.
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Florina:
HUUUUEEEEEEY!
Huey:
Neigh?
Florina:
Huey! You’re alive! *glomp*
Athos:
*looks at sausage biscuit* Then what am I eating?
Fiora:
Where’d Farina go? Wasn’t I supposed to be tied to her?
Athos: “O_O”
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Legault:
He got Isadora and Hawkeye, with an old Dell.
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Athos:
Stupid thing WON’T WORK! *throws computer*
Isadora,Hawkeye&Bartre: *get hit in head*
Hawkeye&Isadora: X_X
Bartre:
Huh?
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Legault:
And he slashed up Bartre just like Karel.
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Athos:
*splits into several people, disappears, then reappears and chops up Bartre*
Lowen:
Fillet of Bartre.
Karla:
NOOOOOOOO!!! Eh. Oh well. Atleast now I get his
money.
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Legault:
And he picked up a Forblaze, and he barbecued Oswin. And he took a big bite and said it tastes just like
chicken.
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Serra:
EEEEEWWWW!!!!
Lucius:
That is wrong on _so_ many levels.
Erk: Oswin; The OTHER white meat.
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Legault:
The night, Athos went crazy. The night Lord Oldy went nuts. Now you can hardly walk around
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Myrmidon#34:
Hey, the guardian of the desert is gone! So….
Myrmidons#3-67:
PARTAY!
Athos: Muhahaha!
*KABOOM*
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Legault:
There’s the forces from
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Vaida:
Attack!
Athos:
*grabs Gespent*
Vaida:
Don’t attack!
Ephidel:
This is Ephidel, reporting live from the
Sain:
*watching body counter* 41, 42, 43……78? Hey, even I know that’s not in order!
It should be 54!
Rath: O_o;
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Legault:
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Pent: You
are sentenced to life in prison!
Athos:
You can’t keep me in here forever!
Pent: Yes
we can. You’ll live forever.
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Legault:
But now Wil’s in therapy, and Serra’s
still nervous, and Wallace got a job working for the postal service.
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Rebecca: Wil needed the therapy anyways.
Wil:
And then, and then, and then the goats tried to eat my bow! *sniff*
Renault:
*drawing pictures of Little Bunny Foo Foo* Uh-huh. And how does that make you _feel_?
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Serra:
*biting nails*
Guy: Boo.
Serra:
EEEEEEEEEK! *beats him unconscious with healing staff*
Erk:
There’s something ironic about the fact she used a _healing_ staff to attack someone.
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Wallace:
*stamp*
Lyn:
Umm…excuse me?
Wallace:
*stamp*
Lyn: I
need to mail a letter……..
Wallace:
*stamp*
Lyn:
EXCUSE ME?
Wallace:
WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!????!!??? CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY STAMPING???!!!???
Lyn: Nevermind. -_-;
Wallace:
*stamp*
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Legault:
And they say Igrene, she’s on the phone every night.
With a lawyer, negotiating the, land rights. They’re talking about, the night Athos went crazy, the night the Old Archsage
flipped. Died and still didn’t manage to
save the world. Sounds to me like he was tired of getting
gypped.
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Athos:
As I lay dying…….I think my life _sucks_!
Raven:
*guarding his cell* Shut up in there, you old coot.
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Legault:
The night, Athos went crazy. The night Graybeard went insane. All those years, in hiding. Something finally must’ve snapped
in his brain. Something finally must’ve snapped, in his brain!
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Ninian:
*finishes playing last note on harp, then glares at Legault*
Legault:
What?
Ninian:
That was HORRIFYING!
Isadora: I
was attacked by a computer!
Oswin:
You think THAT’S bad? I was aten!
Farina: SO
WAS I!!!!
Canas:
The correct term is “eaten”.
Bartre:
Shut up, magic man. I was cut up!
Karla: I
was rich…*sigh* -_-
All: GET
HIM!!!!
^Legault then ran for his life while the rest of the group
chased him with various weapons^
Legault:
Why are you mad at me? Arianna is the one who wrote
the lyrics!!!
All:
*stops and turns to Arianna*
Arianna:
O_O Eh..hehe… ^_^; *runs*
All: GET
HER!!!!!
^And they
chased Arianna until she hid in a trash bin^
~~~^THE
END^~~~
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Latisha:
That was quite sickening.
Arianna:
Shutup or they’ll hear you!
Karel:
She’s in the trash bin!
All: GET
HER!!!
Arianna:
AHHHHH!!!! *runs*
Latisha: Ummm…anyways. Hope you people who actually bothered to read
this aren’t too traumatized.
Arianna:
*cornered* Help….
Latisha:
I’m gonna go watch Arianna
grovel for her life. Bye!
~~~~~~HAPPY
CHRISTMAS IN APRIL~~~~~~