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Arianna:
Ta DA! I’m back! And it only took me =looks at calendar= 16 days!
Latisha:
That’s actually good for a lazy person like you.
Arianna:
So, here’s the next song. A lot of guys are in this one.
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DISCLAIMER: I don’t own the song “Holidae Inn” or FE. Credit
to freak for suggesting the song!
Eliwood:
You shouldn’t call a reviewer a freak!
Erk:
That’s the name they put, dolt.
Eliwood:
Dolt. Funny word. Hehe. Rhymes
with ‘colt’.
Raven: ‘Colt
45, and two zig-zags. Baby, that’s all we need….’
Erk:
Can we just start the song?
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‘Eliwood’s
Elite’ was in
“Um…well…you don’t have one.” Hector
replied. Matthew stared at Hector, confused.
“And why not?”
Matthew asked. Surely there were enough rooms! It was a castle, after all. “I
don’t take up that much space!”
“Well, Farina’s still mad at Fiora, so they refused to share a room. Serra
demands that she gets her own room, and none of the girls wanted to share one
with her anyways. They don’t want to talk all night. Lyn got in an argument
with Arianna, so they won’t share one. Rebecca keeps
shooting arrows in her sleep, so all the girls are too afraid to share a room
with her. And, well, to make a long story short, all the females wanted their
own rooms. So some of you guys have to stay at the Ostian
Inn.” Hector explained. Then he passed out from not breathing while saying all
that.
Matthew thought about it and grinned. It
wouldn’t be so bad staying at the
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Limstella:
And now, after a long intro, the guys singing ‘Ostian Inn’!
-= music
starts =-
Guy:
=petting a girl’s kitten- Pretty kitty, girl, oh, you got that cat. Know you
got it. Girl, ooh, you got a pretty kitty. Girl, I know you got that pretty,
pretty kitty.
::: At Ostian
Town Girl:
What ya doin’?
Matthew:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG: Who
you with?
Matthew:
Me and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG: What
we gon’ do?
Matthew: Feel
on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another,
let the party begin!
Town
Girl2: What ya doin’?
Sain:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG2: Who
you with?
Sain:
Me and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG2: What
we gon’ do?
Sain:
Feel on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another, let the party begin!
::: At Ostia Castle :::
Heath:
People woke me up.
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Heath:
=snore=
Legault:
=kick=
Heath:
=grunt= ….huh?
Legault:
PARTY!
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Heath:
Said it’s an in-n party. Just bring the beer, it’s
already eight, shawties. I’m on my way. Let me stop
by the store. Get a twelve pack of vulneraries and an
ounce of Elixir, ya know? Now I’m on trail 270 to
Eliwood:
To room 490, on my way up. There’s three girls on the
stairs, like, “Wassup?” I told ‘em
follow me, they knew I had it cracking B. One said “Ain’t
you that boy that leads the Elite?” Ya, that’s me. El-a-ling, equipped with much ding-a-ling.
Guy: Knock
on the door, I’m on the scene of things. Came running
in, beer bottle to the face. Screw it then. Felt like my head was toxic waste.
::: In
Room 490 :::
Lucius:
There’s some pretty girls in here, I hear them
whispering. “There’s that dude that might be a girl, he glistening.” I did come
to talk. I did come to sit. What I came for was to find out who I’m gonna braid hair with.
--
Town
Girl3: What ya doin’?
Geitz:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG3: Who
you with?
Geitz:
Me and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG3: What
we gon’ do?
Geitz: Feel
on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another,
let the party begin!
Town
Girl4: What ya doin’?
Wil:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG4: Who
you with?
Wil: Me
and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG4: What
we gon’ do?
Wil:
Feel on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another, let the party begin!
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Sain: I
took a chick in the bathroom, seeing what’s poppin’.
You know what’s always on my mind, clothes droppin’.
Eliwood:
Ladies knocking on the door drunk, and acting silly. The girl said “Can I be in
your group?” I’m like “Yeah!” “Oh, really?” Now she naked, strip teasing. Me, I'm just cheesing. She
gave me a reason to be a damn heathen.
Lowen:
Handled that, told ol’ E, bring the scissor. ‘Cause
if I don’t cut my hair, I won’t be able to see her.
Sain:
Walked out the bathroom, smilin’, Guy’s new cat’s
still cryin’, sharing the next room with some girls
who look like they from the
--
Town
Girl5: What ya doin’?
Dart:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG5: Who
you with?
Dart: Me
and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG5: What
we gon’ do?
Dart: Feel
on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another,
let the party begin!
Town
Girl6: What ya doin’?
Karel:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG6: Who
you with?
Karel:
Me and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG6: What
we gon’ do?
Karel:
Feel on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another, let the party begin!
--
Hawkeye:
Far from tiny. I got a kid, she’s really whiny. Got her under control, gave her
something shiny.
Nils: Just
playing note “D” and then a treble.
Lowen:
=cooking= Bits and kibbles. Got them all eating pickles.
Sain: I
swing it like a bat but these balls are not whiffle. =wink=
Matthew:
Attack in triples. With no hits, misses, or criticals. I haven’t been this injured since I
landed on a thistle. Or so I’m told. I got iron, silver, and gold.
Lucius:
For shizzle izzle. I’m on a
trip with the ‘Big Rave Dizzle’. Let the beer
trickle. Down the beat, with a war drum tempo.
Nils: I
done blazed the instrumental. Played it plain and simple.
My flute is not a rental.
Eliwood:
I have snuck out again. My eyes are blue, I’m with
Matthew at the Ostian Inn.
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Town
Girl7: What ya doin’?
Rath:
…..
TG7: Who
you with?
Rath:
…..
TG7: What
we gon’ do?
Rath:
…..
Town
Girl8: What ya doin’?
Harken:
Nothing, chillin’ at the Ostian
Inn.
TG8: Who
you with?
Harken:
Me and my group. Won’t you bring four of your friends?
TG8: What
we gon’ do?
Harken:
Feel on each other and make a new friend. One thing leading to another, let the party begin!
-= music
fades off as all the guys dance =-
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Eliwood:
=hiccup= Yup, dat was a fun party.
Arianna:
Eliwood, are you drunk?
Eliwood:
=swaying= I’m not as think as you drunk I am. =hiccup=
Arianna:
=sweatdrop=
Erk:
How come I wasn’t in it any?
Arianna:
You weren’t? =scrolls back through= Wow! You weren’t!
Erk:
=sigh=
Arianna:
Well, I’m going to go sober up Eliwood.
Eliwood:
I swear to drunk I’m not Elimine!
Arianna:
Suuure. See ya people!
Eliwood:
=hic= =passes out=