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Arianna:
Why, hello again!
Erk:
What are you people doing here? RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
Latisha:
They can’t and neither can you. I locked all the doors.
Erk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo…….
Arianna:
This time is a parody of “Barbie Girl”. Sung by Lucius!
Lucius:
Y-you mean it?
Arianna:
Yep. ^_^
Lucius:
WOW! I’ll go put my make up on!
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DISCLAIMER:
I don’t own Fire Emblem or the song “Barbie Girl”. It’s sung by Aqua. Plus,
CREDIT TO Jessica Kite FOR SUGGESTING IT!
Arianna:
Also, I love Lucius. I’m not trying to torture him.
It’s just humor, folks.
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Limstella:
And now, Lucius singing his version of “Barbie Girl”,
“Manly Girl”!
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Lucius:
Hi
Lucius:
Sure,
:= They
ride off with Lucius laughing=:
Lucius:
I’m a manly girl, in the gameboy world. Life in
graphic, it’s fantastic. You can make me trade, until I go insaaane.
Imagination, I’m a Nintendo creation!
Lucius:
I’m a manly girl, in the gameboy wooorld.
Life in graphic, it’s fantastic. You can make me trade, until I go insaaane. Imagination, I’m a Nintendo creation!
:::::: Lucius is singing on a stage ::::::
Lucius:
I’m a guy, not a girl, in the FE world. Give me items, take your time, I’m your
monky.
Elimine:
You’re my monk, go and fight, feel the damage and pain. Praying
here, fighting there, shine and lightning.
Lucius:
You can’t touch, but you can play. In the game, I’m always yours. Ooo whoa.
I’m a manly girl, in the gameboy wooorld.
Life in graphic,it’s
fantastic! You can make me trade, until I go insaaane.
Imagination, I’m a Nintendo creation!
Sain:
C’mon Lucy, let’s go party! =wink=
Lucius:
Ha ha, yeah riiight.
Sain:
C’mon Lucy, let’s go party!
Lucius:
NoooOooo. NoooOooo.
::::::: On
battlefield :::::::
Lucius:
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I’ll kill somebody, then pray for them on my knees.
Arianna:
Go over there, be Karel’s friend, then go try it
again. Save the town, fool around, then we’ll party!
Lucius:
=flips hair= You can’t touch, but you can play. In the
game, I’m aaaalways yours! You can’t touch, but you
can play. In the game, I’m aaalways yours!
::::::: In
a bar :::::::
Sain:
C’mon Lucy, be my girlie.
Lucius:
I told you NOOO!
Sain:
C’mon Lucy, be my girlie.
Lucius:
GOOOO AWAAAAAY! =runs=
Sain:
=follows shouting= C’mon Lucy! Be my girlie!
Lucius:
HA HA, NEEEEVEEEER!
Sain:
Please Lucy, be my girlie!
Lucius:
STALKER! STALKER!
:::::::
Back on stage :::::::
Lucius:
I’m a manly girl, in the gameboy world. Life in
graphic, it’s fantastic. You can make me trade, until I go insaaane.
Imagination, I’m a Nintendo creation! I’m a manly girl, in the gameboy world. Life in graphic, it’s fantastic. You can
make me trade, until I go insaaane. Imagination, I’m
a Nintendo creation!
::::::: In
another bar :::::::
Drunk
Guy1: C’mon blondie, let’s go party!
Lucius:
‘I REALLY need to stop going to bars’ HA HA-
LIGHTNING!
Drunk
Guy1: =fried= That’s it for me, no more parties! OOOUCH! OOOUCH!
Drunk
Guy2: C’mon blondie, let’s go party!
Lucius:
HA HA-LIGHTNING!
Drunk
Guy2: =crumbles into pile of ash=
Lucius:
Oooookay! Ooooookay!
:= They
leave on
DG1:
=stares after them with jaw dropped=
Pile Of Ash: =does nothing=
Lucius:
Oh, I’m having so much fun!
Lucius;
I’m a guy, Kent!
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Lucius:
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Lucius:
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Arianna:
Yes, I know
Lucius:
=blowing kisses= Thank you! Thank you! =bows=
Erk:
What are you doing?
Lucius:
Thanking all my adoring fans! ^_^
Eliwood:
What ador-OUCH! =gets kicked by Erk=
Erk:
Don’t interrupt his little fantasies. I learned the hard way. I had a sunburn for four weeks.
Arianna:
Next I’m planning on doing “Holidae Inn”, which I’ll
be changing to “Ostian Inn” and then “In The End”. Tune in next time!
Latisha:
Tune in to what? This is internet.
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Nergal:
THE DARK FORCES COMMAND YOU TO REVIEW! =holds up impossibly cute rabbit= And so does this bunny! =hugs it=
Bunny:
=BITE=
Nergal:
=drops it and watches it run away= OW! =sniff sniff=
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