Hello! This is
just an idea I got while listening to American Idol and playing Fire Emblem.
Just try to imagine this happening and you might laugh.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fire
Emblem, American Idol, or any of the songs.
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-=camera focuses in on Limstella=-
Limstella:
Hello! Welcome to Fire Emblem Idol, the show where we find talented singers,
and nationally humiliate the untalented ones. Let's go to the audition room!
-=screen
switches to inside audition room where the 3 judges are sitting at a table=-
Limstella: Our
judges this season are Eliwood,
Eliwood:
=waves= Look, Mom! I'm on the magic box thing!
Limstella:
Arianna,
Arianna: (Me)
I'm on TV! Hiya everybody!
Limstella: And
Erk.
Erk: I didn't
want to be here. =points to Arianna= She made me. I think this show is stupid.
Limstella:
Um...right..moving on. We have a whole crowd outside
waiting to tryout to be THE =drumroll= Fire Emblem Idol!
-=music starts
playing and we see that weird scene with the digital person thing=-
-=camera pans
briefly over the line of paladins, mages, and such standing in line, then
switches back to audition room to see the 1st person walk in. It's..Serra!=-
Erk: Sweet
Elimine, have mercy on my ears!
-=Serra walks
in with a big grin and stand in front of the judges=-
Arianna: Hi
Serra, what will you be singing today?
Serra: I am
going to sing "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. I dedicate this
song to Lucius, who despite my attempts, still keeps rejecting me. I'm going to
"talk" to him after this audition.
Arianna: But
isn't the song about the fact Jack is dead or something?
Serra: Right.
:)
-=somewhere in
the line outside=-
Lucius: That's
strange. I'm feeling evil vibes coming from inside this building.
-=back in
room=-
Arianna: Okay,go ahead Serra.
Serra:=in the most horrible screeching voice you ever wished you
didn't hear= Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you….
Eliwood:
=covers ears=
Erk: Oh no….
Arianna: I
feel a headache coming on.
(A/N: I'm
skipping around)
Serra: =in
high-pitched voice= You're here, there's NOTHING =the
windows shatter= I fear and I knoooow that my heart will go ooooooon. WE'LL
=car alarm goes off= stay forEVER-
Eliwood: STOP!
Stop! For the love of Elimine and eardrums, STOP!
Serra: =stops
and looks at judges nervously=
Arianna:
=cautiously uncovers ears= Uhhh…Erk?
Erk:
Um…well…oh,heck with it,you SUCKED! That was the most
horrible noise I have ever heard in my life! Stick to being a cleric,please.
Serra: =starts
crying= I tried so hard! All I ever wanted was to be a singer! How can you not
think I'm wonderful? Blah blah blah..(whatever else the people always say)
Arianna: =rubs
fingers together= My violin is playing for you.
Eliwood:
=looking at Arianna's fingers= I don't see any violin.
Erk: GoodBYE
Serra.
Serra: =stomps
out of room angrily screaming about curses and lawyers and such=
Arianna: Well,
that was not a good way to start.
Erk: =puts
head on arms= I need aspirin.
-=back to
Limstella=-
Limstella:
Looks like Serra doesn't have what it takes. But maybe one of
these other screaming, cheering people standing outside does. Tune in
next time to see,
--= Preview
=--
Limstella:
Fiora getting dirrty,
Fiora: Get
fired up and PARTY! Wanna get DIRTY!
Limstella: And
Sain singing about his love life,
Sain: This
love has taken its toll on me, she said goodbye too many times before.
=-- End
Preview --=
Limstella: Buh
bye!
-=cue music
and animations=-
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Okay, just
trying to get things started here. I have many funny ideas for future ones. I'm
actually planning on having the "audience" vote for who wins. I
picked the song "My Heart Will Go On" because of a personal trauma of
mine involving a talent show and forgetting the words
and having to improvise. :) Please review!