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Disclaimer: I don’t own anything in this story except myself. And the little voices in my head say I don’t even own that. O_O

 

 

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^ Arianna had been up all last night planning the next day’s attack. It was now only an hour until battle time, and she was attempting to explain her tactics to her group. Unfortunately, it was not going well.^

 

*Eliwood’s Elite are all sitting on stools facing a big dry erase board on which Arianna is drawing O’s and X’s on*

 

Arianna: Okay, now if Sain goes here *draws O* and Lucius goes here *draws O* then we should-

 

Sain: *raises hand*

 

Arianna: Yes?

 

Sain: Can I be an X?

 

Arianna: No! You’re an O. Now as I was saying-

 

Lucius: Can _moi_ pretty please be an X? O’s are _so_ 4 days ago.

 

Arianna: NO! You’re both O’s! Now listen-

 

Eliwood: *drawing on board* Look! I drew a cat!

 

Kent: It’s Giggles! (A/N: From FEI)

 

Lyn: Looks more like a bench.

 

Arianna: ARE ANY OF YOU GOING TO PAY ATTENTION?!?!?

 

Serra: Nope. ^_^

 

Arianna: ARGH!

 

*scribbles all over board in anger*

 

Eliwood: *staring at scribble* What’s _that_ supposed to be?

 

Arianna: FINE! You can all just go DIE for all I care!

 

~***^= 11 Hours Later=^**~

 

All: X_X

 

Enemy: HAHA!

 

Arianna: I wasn’t serious! *restarts chapter*

 

Hector: Whoah, I must have fallen asleep. What did I miss?

 

Arianna: Now will you all listen to me?

 

Wil: *looks around and spots an apple tree* Look! Apples!

 

Lowen: MINE! MINE! I SAW THEM FIRST! *runs into tree trunk*

 

Erk: I doubt you can see anything.

 

Wil: AHAHAHA! They’re all mine!

 

 *climbs tree to find apples gone*

 

Fiora’s Pegasus: *BURP*

 

Fiora: Bad Ms. Squiggles! Shame on you!

 

Arianna: AHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY LISTEN TO ME!!!!

 

Canas: Now, now Arianna. Calm down. Do you have an attention disorder you need to tell us about?

 

Arianna: *dangerously quiet* That’s it. I’ve had it. I sacrifice time of my life to come into this world and help you guys, and this is how you repay me. Well, no more! I’ll show you how it feels to have to put up with freaks from some other world!

 

*big, gun thing suddenly appears from nowhere. Arianna grabs it and aims at group*

 

Priscilla: *looking at Arianna* Um, guys? I think we’re in trouble.

 

Wil: *hitting Ms. Squiggles on the back* COUGH THEM UP!

 

Fiora: GET AWAY FROM HER!

 

Arianna: FIRE!

 

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*fizzle buzz fizzle*

 

All: *blink blink*

 

*all look around at tall buildings, noisy cars, and big crowds of people*

 

Arianna: Everyone, welcome to my world! Welcome to-

 

*da na na*

 

Arianna: AMERICA!

 

All: *blinkity blink blink*

 

 

^***- LONG PAUSE-***^

 

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All: WOOOHOOOO!!!

 

Arianna: Well, that was not the effect I was going for. -_-“

 

 

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Arianna: How’s that for a start? ^_^

 

Lyn: I’m scared already.

 

Kent: Where’d Giggles get to? Lady Lyndis, I can’t find Giggles!

 

Lyn: Sometimes I think he loves the stuffed cat more than me. -_-“

 

Kent: Don’t worry, Lady Lyndis. Only a little bit more than you.

 

Lyn: WHAT?

 

Kent: ^_^;;;

 

Arianna: Please Review if you want me to continue! ^_~