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Arianna: Could it be? Am I actually updating? Yes, I believe I am! So sorry that I haven’t been working on this one! I’ve gotten caught up in my other stories.

 

Erk: Most of them involving the torture or torment of me. =sigh=

 

Arianna: But here it is! After a long wait, the 3^rd chapter of “Amuck In America”!

 

Nils: =plays trumpet=

 

Arianna: And thanks to all the readers who have waited so long. Special thanks to reviewers. :)

 

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DISCLAIMER: I still don’t own it…..=sigh=

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:=-: We Last Left Off With Jaffar and Disney Jaffar, But For The Sake Of Heath Fangirls Everywhere, We Will Start With Him And Bartre :-=:

 

-= In A Random Forest =-

 

Heath: =walking= GAH! Where is the way out of this dang forest? We’ve been in it for hours!

 

Bartre: =dragging Hyperion, who is still knocked out, and singing= Hi, my name is Joe, I have a wife and three kids and I work at a button factory…

 

Heath: If we don’t get out of this stupid forest soon I’m gonna-

 

-= Suddenly Out Of Forest And In New York City =-

 

Heath: =stops= Hm. How did that happen?

 

Rich Guy: What were you doing in my hedge maze?

 

Heath: Hedge…maze..?

 

Rich Guy: Yes! The kind of mazes that for some strange reason rich guys like me buy!

 

 

Heath: Well. That explains the lack of trees.

 

Rich Guy: GACK! Stop eating that!

 

Heath: Huh?

 

Rich Guy: Not you! The gorillaish looking man behind you!

 

Bartre: =pulling leaves off hedges and eating them=

 

Heath: Bad Bartre!

 

Bartre: =spits leaves out= Nasty salad.

 

Rich Guy: GET OFF MY PROPERTY! And take that ugly lizard thing with you!

 

Heath: He’s a wyvern!

 

Rich Guy: I don’t care if he’s an eight legged hippo! GET OFF MY LAND!

 

Heath: Let’s go, Bartre. =walks toward street=

 

Bartre: =drags Hyperion again= …one day, my boss said to me, “Joe, are you busy”, I said no….

 

-= At An Elementary School =-

 

Heath: =looks up and sees Rath dangling out of a window= Oh, hey Rath! Having fun in this ‘real world’?

 

Rath: =still gagged= Mmmmph!

 

Bartre: Uh…he look like he’s in trouble.

 

Heath: Nah. Rath doesn’t get in trouble.

 

Rath: MMMPH!

 

Heath: Well, see ya Rath! =walks off whistling=

 

Bartre: =scratches head then follows heath=

 

Rath: MMMMmmmmph……

 

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-= Disney World, Magic Carpet Ride =-

 

- BA DA DUMMMM –

 

Guy In Jaffar Costume: =groveling= Don’t kill me! I have ten kids!

 

Another Worker: You’re not even married!

 

GIJC: Who said anything about being married? =wink=

 

Jaffar: …..I’ll spare your life.

 

GIJC: OH THANK YOU! You are too kind!

 

Jaffar: I have a better punishment. A fate worse than death.

 

GIJC: …!?

 

-= At ‘It’s A Small World’ Ride =-

 

:=-: Guy In Jaffar Costume Is Tied To A Wheel That Keeps Spinning And Dunking Him In Water :-=:

 

GIJC: I’ll sue you for this you =glug glug= you should be thrown out of the =glug glug= this is inhumane =glug glug=.

 

Fixed Dolls: It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all…

 

-= Back At Magic Carpet Ride =-

 

Nino: Well…you didn’t kill him…

 

Jaffar: …hehe…

 

Nino: =sigh=

 

-= At Space Mountain =-

 

Florina: I-I-I feel it coming up!

 

Hector: Just hold it down, Florina!

 

=ride suddenly shoots backwards=

 

Florina: BLEEEH!

 

Hector: AGH! =SPLAT=

 

=back at station=

 

Station Worker: Are you two okay?

 

Hector: …..

 

Florina: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry, Lord Hector!

 

Hector: …..you got a towel?

 

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$#- GEORGIA -#$

 

-= Matthew, Legault, and Canas are at the ‘Mall Of Georgia’..=-

 

Legault: =steals a baby’s binky=

 

Matthew: =picking the money holder on a kiddie ride=

 

Legault: =steals a woman’s dress=

 

Woman: EEEEEEEK! =snatches it back and puts it back on=

 

Legault: Whoops. Hehe.

 

Old Woman: =approaches Matthew= Excuse me, Sonny, do you know where the Old Navy is?

 

Matthew: Nope. =steals her purse and runs=

 

=Matthew and Legault meet in the food court=

 

Matthew: I got about 40$ in quarters and some old woman’s purse. You?

 

Legault: A baby’s binky. Oh, and everything in the Bath&Body Works store.

 

Matthew: Uhh….don’t you think they’ll notice?

 

-= At The Bath&Body Works =-

 

Manager: What happened to all our stuff!?

 

 

Cashier: =reading magazine= Ummm….sold out?

 

Manager: …..

 

-= At Hot Topic =-

 

Canas: Oh dear, I don’t think this is the book store…

 

Guy With Lots Of Piercings And Green Hair: Yo! What up?

 

Canas: ‘Oh no…Arianna didn’t tell me they spoke another language in this place.’

 

GWLOPAGH: You gonna bling bling yo’self up?

 

Canas: Umm….good day, sir. Could you tell me where the book store is?

 

GWLOPAGH: Are you makin’ fun of the fact I can’t read?

 

(A/N: No offense to anyone who may work in Hot Topic.)

 

Canas: Um, no, I just wanted to know where…

 

GWLOPAGH: Don’t make me shoot you!

 

Canas: Uh, I’ll be leaving….good day. =runs=

 

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-= Back At Food Court =-

 

Cashier: There he is!

 

Security Guard: Which one?

 

Legault: Uh oh.

 

Matthew: RUN!

 

=they run and run until they run into Canas=

 

Canas: =reading a map= You are here……well, duh!

 

Matthew: Canas?

 

Canas: Oh, hello! What are you fellows doing here?

 

Matthew: We’re…um….

 

Legault: Buying stuff.

 

Canas: =raises eyebrow= Oh really? Where are your bags?

 

Legault: Um….

 

Security: THERE THEY ARE!

 

Canas: ….buying,eh?

 

Matthew: See ya later, Canas! =runs=

 

Legault: WAIT FOR ME! =runs after him=

 

Canas: Dear, dear….

 

SG: =huff huff= Did you see what way they went?

 

Canas: =playing dumb= Who?

 

SG: Those men you were talking to!!!

 

Canas: What men?

 

SG: The men that stopped and talked to you!

 

Canas: Are you implying that I flirt with men?

 

SG: GAH! NEVER MIND! =stomps off=

 

Canas: Temper, temper…=turns back to map=

 

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$#- NEVADA -#$

 

-= Las Vegas. Sain, Ninian, Wil, and Eliwood are in a club-casino =-

 

(A/N: Yes, I know Eliwood and Ninian were at Disney World. I’m going to be dragging characters all over the place. I’m not following any plot. It’s just random humor.)

 

#- ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ is on -#

 

Eliwood: Hey! I know this! =starts doing the ‘cotton eye joe’=

 

Wil: ? =gets confused and river dances instead=

 

Ninian: =pole dancing= WOOOO!

 

Eliwood: =stops= NINIAN!?

 

Ninian: Hi, Lord Eliwood!

 

Eliwood: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

 

Ninian: Well, the sign out front said ‘Now Hiring Dancers’ soooo….

 

Eliwood: …..

 

Wil: =now breakdancing=

 

Sain: =at casino= C’mon! Sain needs a new spear!

 

Lady Next To Him: A…spear?

 

Sain: =looks over= Hello, lovely! How about you and me get a drink?

 

LNTH: Uhhh……………no. =turns back to slot machine=

 

Sain: =sigh=

 

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$#- Hawaii -#$

 

-= Raven, Lucius, and Rebecca are at an isolated village =-

 

Hula Girls: Hello! Welcome to Hawaii! =puts lei(HAHA! That’s probably spelled wrong.) around Raven’s neck.

 

Raven: =GLARE= =take lei off and tears it to shreds=

 

HG: Um……

 

Lucius: Oooh! Flowers! =grabs 12 leis and puts them on=

 

Rebecca: Hey! I wanted one! =sob=

 

HG: You’ll be perfect for our hula dance later!

 

Lucius: Me?

 

Rebecca: Me?

 

HG: No, him! =grab Raven and drag him off=

 

Raven: UNHAND ME YOU FREAKY FLOWER PEOPLE!!!

 

Lucius: Bye, Lord Raymond!

 

Rebecca: Uh, catch you later, Rave!

 

Raven: =in distance= NO!!! I DON’T WANNA DANCE!!! LET GO!!!!

 

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-= And Now For Something Completely Different =-

 

Erk: Stop ripping off of Monty Python!

 

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-= At A Random American Restaurant =-

 

SIGN: Siblings Eat Free Night!!!

 

Karel: Sister, I want to eat in that restaurant. Come along.

 

Karla: I’m not your dog!

 

Karel: =GLARE=

 

Karla: Oh, alright. =walks in with Karel=

 

Nino: =sees sign= NO! Lloyd, Linus! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?!? I could have got a free lobster dinner!!! =cries=

 

Jaffar: …

 

Raven: Come, Priscilla! We shall feast like the royalty we are!

 

Priscilla: Whatever. =they walk in=

 

Rebecca: I’m telling you, Dan, you’re my brother!

 

Dart: Fer the last time, I AM NOT YER BRO!

 

Rebecca: You’ll get a free meal!

 

Dart: Eh…I suppose I could be Dan fer awhile. =they walk in=

 

Arianna: C’mon Sarah, I want free cheesecake! =drags sister in=

 

Sarah: NOOOO!!! I don’t wanna be in your stupid fanfiction!

 

-= Inside Restaurant =-

 

-1^st Table-

 

Karel: =eating salad=

 

Karla: =drumming fingers on table=

 

Karel: WAITER!

 

Waiter: Yes, sir?

 

Karel: THIS SALAD IS COLD! =throws it at waiter=

 

Karla: Salad is supposed to be cold, brother.

 

Waiter: =with bowl on head= Is there something else you want instead, sir?

 

Karel: A FISH!

 

Waiter: How would you like it done, sir?

 

Karel: I want it alive! =pets sword= I enjoy killing things….kekeke….

 

Waiter: OO;  Ummm..okay… =runs=

 

-2^nd Table-

 

Raven: SERVE YOUR KING!!!

 

Waitress: Oh my God, we have a king eating here?

 

Waiter: No, just some psycho who thinks he’s a king and his sister.

 

Raven: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?

 

Waiter: Uhhh….

 

Raven: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! =stands up=

 

Waiter: =sweatdrop=

 

Raven: COME, PRISCILLA! We shall eat at Burger King, where they recognize me as king and give me free crowns!

 

Priscilla: =sigh= Whatever, Lord Brother.

 

-3^rd Table-

 

Waiter: What would you like to order, sir?

 

Dart: Hullo. My name is Dan, not Dart, DAN.

 

Waiter: Errr…okay, sir.

 

Dart: I swear it is!

 

Rebecca: Dan and I would like cheeseburgers.

 

Dart: Hey, what about me?

 

Rebecca: =kicks him under table= Very funny, DAN!

 

Waiter: =sweatdrop=

 

-4th table-

 

Arianna: =banging table= CHEESECAKE! CHEESECAKE!

 

Sarah: =sigh= I’m stuck in a fanfic…what to do…I know, AUTOGRAPHS! =grabs notebook and pen that appear out of nowhere and runs to other tables=

 

-1^st Table-

 

Karel: =poking at flopping fish with sword= Kekekekeke…

 

Karla: Sadist…

 

Sarah: =pops up beside table= EXCUSE ME!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH???

 

Karel: =screams girly= Eeeeeek! =jumps and bangs into table=

 

Fish: =goes flying over onto Dart’s plate=

 

Dart: =pokes at fish= Arg. I knew sushi was raw, but I didn’t know it was supposed to be still alive!

 

Karel: =twitch= =glares at Sarah= You….made me….scream like a girl….and…LOSE MY FISHY! YOU MUST DIE!!!! =draws Wo Dao=

 

Sarah: Uhhh….WASN’T ME! =runs=

 

Karel: =tries to chase her=

 

Dart: I don’ want this! =throws it=

 

Fish: =lands back on Karel’s plate=

 

Karel: FISHY! =sits back down and starts poking at it with Wo Dao=

 

Karla: =bored to tears=

 

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$#- California -#$

 

-= Serra and Rebecca are in Hollywood =-

 

Serra: Arianna said there was STARS here!

 

Rebecca: Wow! How’d they get them out of the sky?

 

Serra: I dunno, but I’ve always wanted to see a star up close!

 

Brad Pitt: =walks by=

 

Serra: That didn’t look like a star…

 

Rebecca: Heehee. But he was hot. See ya! =chases Brad Pitt=

 

Serra: =cries= I’M SO ALONE!

 

Sarah: =runs into Serra= Oof!

 

Serra: Who are you?

 

Sarah: Can’t talk! Being chased! Bye! =continues running=

 

Serra: =cries= I’M STILL SO ALONE!

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Will Serra ever be cured of her loneliness? Will Karel ever just kill the dang fish and get it over with? Will Heath and Bartre appear in this story again? Will Raven hula dance? Will Canas make it to the bookstore? AND WILL RATH EVER BE RESCUED?!?  Answers to those and more in the next crazy chapter of “Amuck In America’!

 

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Arianna: WOW! I actually got through another chapter on this one!

 

Erk: Yeah, but your sister almost didn’t.

 

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-= Back At Restaurant =-

 

Sign: -CLOSED-

 

=restaurant completely empty except for Karel=

 

Karel: =poking at now dead fish= Fishy….kekeke…

 

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Arianna: Eh. I don’t think she has to worry.

 

Sarah: =somewhere in Canada now, still running=

 

Arianna: Well, I’m gonna go use some of the stuff Legault stole from Bath&Body Works. See ya!

 

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Karel: Heh. Fishy says review…….

 

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