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Disclaimer:
I don’t own anything. I don’t even own the computer I’m typing this on. It’s my
parent’s.
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^Farina is
walking down a street^
Farina:
There’s got to be someone who needs my fighting skills.
^She walks
up to a business man who is carrying a briefcase and talking on a cellphone^
Farina:
Hello sir, I would like to offer you my services for just-
BM: I’m
married! *keeps walking past her*
Farina:
Okay…..not sure what that has to do with hiring a Pegasus Knight..
*walks
over to a police officer*
Farina:
Hello sir, I’d like to offer you my services for just 20,000-
Officer:
You’re under arrest for prostitution! *handcuffs her*
Farina:
What?!?!? I was just-
Officer:
*gags her* You have the right to remain silent.
*shoves her in a cop car*
Farina: Mmmph!
~~~***~~~
^Rath and Nils are walking around^
Nils:
Why do _you_ have to be my babysitter?
Rath: …
Nils:
You’re boring. You don’t talk.
Rath: …
Nils:
*spots a building* Lets go in there!
^They walk
in the door and see a lot of kids holding books^
Nils:
*looking at a banner* El-e-men-ta-ry school. What’s
that Rath?
Rath: …
Teacher:
What are you doing, young man? Get to class right away!
Nils:
Huh?
Teacher:
And what are those clothes you’re wearing? It’s not Halloween! You’re going to
the principal’s office!
*drags Nils off*
Nils: Ahhh! Help me, Rath!
Rath:
…….^_^
^A teacher
pokes her head out of a kindergarten class^
Teacher:
*sees rath* Oh! You must be the class visitor!
Rath:
…..O_O
^The
teacher drags Rath into the classroom where 25 little
kids are sitting in a circle on the floor^
Teacher:
Class, this is our visitor today! His name is...
Rath:
……..Rath
Teacher:
Mr. Rath! Say hello, class!
Kids:
Hello Mr. Rath!
Rath:
……
Teacher:
Now you be good! *takes out a pack of cigarettes* I have to go to a very
important meeting.
^The
teacher walks out leaving Rath with the kids^
Kids: Heeheeheehee….
Rath:
……..-_-;
~~~****~~~
^Sain is in a random club. He walks up to some ladies
sitting at the bar^
Sain:
Hello lovely ladies! Might you join this humble knight of Caelin
for a drink?
Ladies: Eeeek! Scary man!
Sain: Hm? I assure you I mean no harm. I just saw your striking
beauty and-
Ladies:
Stop sexually harassing us!
Sain:
……..?
^The
ladies run to a cop standing by the bar^
Ladies:
Help! That man is harassing us!
Sain: I
only wanted to-
Cop:
*handcuffs Sain* That’s
enough drinks for you. I think a night in a cell will do you some good. *puts
him in cop car*
Sain:
But I didn’t even get a drink!
~~~***~~~
^Guy is
standing at a street corner^
Guy: Let’s
see..to get to the Statue Of
Liberty, I have to ride in something called a cab. And to get this “cab” to
stop, I have to wave at it.
*a cab
drives by*
Guy: There’s
one! *waves arms wildly at it*
Cab
Driver: *gives Guy scared look and drives away*
Guy: Why
didn’t he stop?
~~~***~~~
^Back in
the classroom^
Kids:
*have formed a chain around Rath and are spinning in
a circle while singing*
Rath:
…..
Kids: “Happiness runs in a circular motion, love is a little boat
upon the sea. Everyone is apart of everything, anways.
You can be happy if you let yourself be! Pa papa pa pa papapa papapa
pa papapapa papapapa.
Pa papapa pa-
Rath:
…..”O_O”
~~~***~~
^At the
jail. Sain is thrown in a cell next to Farina’s^
Farina: Sain?
Sain:
Oh fair maiden Farina! How could anyone be so cruel as to suspect you of
treachery and lock you in this dark dungeon?
Farina: Uhh..they thought I was a
prostitute. What happened to you?
Sain: I
only wished to have a drink with some lovely ladies and they accused me of
harassment!
Farina:
Eh, don’t worry. It’s not so bad here. Meet some of my new friends.
*points at
a big woman with a moehawk* This
is Big Bella, *points at a guy with a tattoo that says “My Mama Didn’t Love
Me”* and this is Huge Hugh.
Sain:
Um, nice to meet you.
Big Bella:
Ugga.
Huge Hugh:
*grunt*
Fiora:
We’re making plans to bust out. Wanna help?
Sain:
Eh, sure. Why not.
~~~***~~
^Guy has
finally managed to get a cab to stop^
Guy: Hi,
um, I want to go to the Statue of Liberty.
Cab
Driver: Sta-too o’ Lib-er-y?
Guy: Uh,
no. Statue of
Cab
Driver: Dat be what I say.
Guy:
Right. Just take me there.
*cab pulls
sharply onto road and goes 100mph while dodging back and forth around cars*
Guy: I
think I’m about to- BLAAAAAAAH!- throw up.
Cab
Driver: AHH! The win’ shield is covered in vomit!
Guy:
Whoops. Sorry about that.
Cab
Driver: AHHHH!! *swerves wildly*
*crashes
into fire hydrant*
Guy:
*climbs out* Well, don’t expect payment for that!
Cab
Driver: @_@
~~~***~~~
^Lucius is walking down a dark alleyway with a bunch of
shopping bags^
Lucius:
Oh my, I seem to be lost.
Gangster1:
Yo, blonde chick!
Lucius:
Chick? I am certainly not a baby chicken.
Ganster45:
Hehe, howz ‘bout we see whatcha got in dem bags?
Lucius:
*hugs bags close* MINE!
Raven:
What’s going on here?
Ganster32:
Yo, Rave-e-o!
Lucius:
Lord Raymond?
Raven: Hey
Lucius! This is my friend, yo.
Leave him alone, dawgs.
Ganster12:
Whatever you say, boss.
Raven: Who
da man?
Gang: You da man!
Raven: Who
_da_ man?
Gang: You
_da_ man!
Raven: WHO
DA MAN?
Gang: YOU
DA MAN!
Lucius:
O_o”
~~~***~~~
^In the
principal’s office, Nils is sitting in front of the
principal’s desk in a spinny chair^
Principal:
What is the meaning of this, young man?
Nils:
The meaning of what?
Principal:
Of, uh , whatever you were sent here for.
Nils: I
dunno. *spins chair*
Principal:
Stop that!
Nils: Whee!
Secretary:
Sir?
Principal:
*grabs chair* STOP SPINNING!
Secretary:
Um, sir. You’re needed in Kindergarten class A3 on floor 4.
Principal:
You stay right here, young man, until I get back!
Nils: I
will-
*he
leaves*
Nils:
not. Eh. Oh well.
^He rolls
the chair out of the office and through the front doors of the school. He then
rolls it down the street and to the designated meeting point where Lucius, Raven, Farina, Guy, and Sain
are already waiting.^
Nils;
Hey guys!
Farina:
Hey Nils! Where’s Rath?
Nils:
Oops.
~~~***~~~
Rath:
*taped to chair with various stuffed animals and colored paper*
Kids:
*drawing on walls, gluing desks together, throwing kids out of window*
(A/N:
Remember the secretary said floor _4_?)
Principal:
*walks in* WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!?
Rath:
*looks hopeful*
Little
Boy: Uh, recess?
Principal:
Oh. Carry on. *leaves*
^Chaos
continues^
Rath:
……-_-;;
~~~***~~~
Nils: Uhh, he said he’d come later. ^_^;
Farina:
Okay. Well, we better leave now.
Nils:
Why?
Sain:
Because apparently bashing a hole in the prison wall and letting hundreds of
criminals loose in the city is frowned upon in this
world.
Nils:
Oh. Let’s go, then. ^_^
~~~***~~~***~~***~~***~
Arianna:
Hello! Wow, first day and already two people went to jail. By the way, that
song the little demonic children were singing is a real song. I had to sing it
in Music class in 3rd grade. One of those things that you never
forget, ya know?
Erk:
Like seeing Bartre and Karla kissing. *shudders*
Raven:
*hits head on wall* Bad image! Bad image!
Arianna:
Also, sorry to any Rath fans! I promise he shall be
rescued! Eventually….
Rath:
…I hate you….
Arianna:
^_^; Thank you
to all who reviewed and all who are going to review! Ta ta!
I’m going to go play Harvest Moon: It’s A Wonderful Life!
Lucius:
*gasp* You’re not going to play Fire Emblem? TRAITOR!
Arianna:
^_^;;; Byebye!