No offense meant to any Chevy, Dodge, or (shudder) Ford owners out there. But when an opposing team dedicated to domestics says something along the lines of "imports suck," we have to give them a firm ass-spanking in the ways of import racing. Thus we call in the good doctor. Cornelius StangBanger Deluxe has been practicing the art of imports for many years and has done his homework. In his weekly column here he will explain the subtle differences in domestics and imports. You know like "god created turbo lag to give V8s a chance," and "its been scientifically proven that a V8 does not lengthen your manhood, although you may think it does." Tune in here each week for new articles and yes stang-banging...now girls on trampolines! 8/13/04 1:31pm