If our brains where only hard-drives
And we where all PC's
We'd never have to hunger,
Or suffer from disease.
Instead we'd fear a virus
That destroyed our memories.
And when our cache's got clogged up
We'd crash instead of sneeze.
And the input in our buffers
Would be thrown up on the screen
If we where all computers
there'd be no death or birth.
And if we where all computers then
Bill Gates would rule the earth.