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What is on the curtains in the Simpson's kitchen? Corn
Moe was born a _______ and will die a  _________. A Snake Handler
When Homer was flying into space, who did he turn into? Richard Nixon, due to the gravity pressure.
Who gets left behind during a school field trip, and beat up by historical recreationists? The foreign exchange student Uder
Who looks like the dud, in a board game they played? Millhouse
Moe has attempted to smuggle what two types of animals? Pandas and Whales
Who is Bart's main arch enemy? Sideshow Bob
What was the logo for Klassic Krusty the Klown shows? KKK
What does Homer yell at Lisa to follow during the school strike? In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!
What is the best band of all time that played on the show? The Smashing Pumpkins  (you know its true!)
"Lies make baby Jesus _______." Cry
What was Homer's plan to get out of going to work everyday? Gain 80 lbs. to be labeled hyper-obese and qualify for disability.
What does Bart sell his soul for? $5
What novelty name license plate does Itchy & Scratchy Land run out of? Bort
What does the cash register ring up on the opening credits? NRA 4 EVER
Barney has training in? 6 years of modern dance, 7 in Tap
What did Principle Skinner want to do with the money his school would get from the oil well? "Get rid of books with that Base6 crap in them, and a state of the art detention center, that holds the children in place by magnets."
What does Lunch Lady Doris use for extra Iron in the kids food? Horse testicals
What does Ralph Wigum do with his dissection worm? Eat it
What does Homer's boss from the Globex Corporation have in his pockets? Sugar
What does the missile sent to destroy the comet say on its side? Aim away from face
What Video game did marge buy Bart for X-mas? Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge
What is Ned's company called in the mall? The Leftorium
What does Rainer Wolfcastle say while the acid shot goes horribly wrong? "My eyes!  The goggles do nothing!"
When Edna and Principle Skinner start to date, what was the type of dinner candle Edna had? A Charlie Brown one
When the Simpson's go to Japan, what interferes with the flight back? Godzilla
When Millhouse's parents divorce, who does this mother begin to date? Pyro, from American Gladiators
When Bart has to take drugs, to control is behavior, what do the drugs make him believe is happening? That Major League Baseball is trying to spy on him
What gets a ticker-tape parade from NASA? An Inanimate Carbon Rod
Frank Grimes lives Above a Bowling Alley, and below  _________? Another Bowling Alley
Why was Homer's face on a box of Japanese detergent?  His face image was a coincidence of a fish's mouth and a light bulb (logos of merged companies)
In the first season of the show, that error was made in the color scheme of the show? Smithers had black skin
Who was the voice of the Stonecutter number 1? Patrick Stewart
In one episode where Skinner was at school in his typical authoritarian ways, what was the sound he loves to hear? The sound of many eyes blinking in unison
When Bart loses the new dog and Santa's Little Helper, what does homer suggest Bart do to get the dog back? Eat can after can of dog food, so that when Bart cries, the tears will smell like dog food and attract the dogs back.
When Wolfcastle is trying to deliver millions of pennies to the poor children of Africa, who is trying to stop him in his movie?  The Commie-Nazis
When Bart was trying to figure out if the Coriolis Effect was true by calling an Australian farm collect.  How does he end the conversation? "I think I hear a dingo eating your baby."
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