"Dammit, you're gonna make them compete with foreigners!"
"Funky-factville here..."
"In the blink of a few eyes..."
"Where is the hot bowl of noodles in Asia? It's in China."
"Do you remember the American Federalation of Labor?"
"CPI Man!! To infinity and beyond!"
"Hit the hun in the stein."
"They can still hear the echo echo echo of George Washington's comment comment comment..."
"You can't have your Kate and Edith too."
"Huh. That's scary."
"A taste of modurnity." (lol yes, spelled that way)
"Now there's an erogynous zone I'd never thought about.."
"There's no such thing as a free runch."
"Marisa Motors, Hans Harleys, Simonson Subarus..."
"Manly steel-workerness"
"And the chamberlain goes, 'Stop, Chancellor Hitler!' To which Hitler replies, "Oh, but I just want one little nibble...'"
"Why wasn't there tire for rubbers?"
"You might change your name from Schweitzer to Smith and be a German in Disguise!!"
"Happy Cold War!! And the fun doesn't end yet with the National Security Act..."
"What kind of stripes was this tiger wearing? Republican pajamas!"
"Wow. Boy wonder."
"Jesse Jackson live! With special guest Madonna!..."