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Handsome, ain't I?
NICE TO
SEE YOU
Glad you could make it. This website is dedicated to the most brilliant, dichotomous and modest person I know - ME. So listen up because I DON'T like repeating myself.
I was born in Williamsport, PA, home of Little League Baseball, but now I live a few miles outside of Denver in Westminster, CO. I work as a Community Integration Specialist and Certified Nurse Assistant at Laradon, an organization which serves developmentally disabled people. I'm very happily divorced from my blood-sucking whore of an ex-wife and her worthless piece of shit punk-ass kid. I enjoy working out, shooting my guns, listening to talk radio, Ozzy and 70's & 80's rock, going to Rockies baseball games, watching Highlander, The Man Show, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, The Practice (Eugene kicks ass!), pro wrestling, Seinfeld, Rescue Me and the Broncos on TV, cooking, reading Objectivist philosophy, going to comedy clubs, zoos, museums, flea markets, yard sales, concerts and ebaying. I'm also a charter member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Oh yeah, and I like unusual pets. That's me and my sadly missed Burmese python Mara in the picture above.
Osama
Know what I think of Bill Klinton?
Don't he make you just wanna
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And, of course, welcome to all "peace loving" Muslims. Just lay down, put your head here, and relax :)
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