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A minor Goa'uld System Lord who was once in service to Apophis,and then
transferred
his allegiance to Anubis. He argued the case for Klorel to keep possession
of Skaara's body in the Tollanic triad.
Myths Of Zipacna:
Zipacna was a great giant in Mayan mythology. He was brother of Cabrakan
and son of Vucub Caquix, the Great Macaw. These three were considered
by the gods to be the most arrogant of all at that time. They therefore
dispatched the hero twins, Hun-Apu and Ixbalanque to slay them. These
two boys were the undoing of Zipacna. The story of his death is this:
it started when a band of 400 young men, spurred on by the gods to kill
Zipacna, conspired a plan to slay the Titan. They first began to build
a hut in were they could live. After that, they went to a part of the
forest were they knew Zipacna would pass. There, they felled a huge tree
and waited for Zipacna to approach. When he finally arrived, he mocked
the boys for they complained that their combined strength could not lift
this great log. And in his arrogance, Zipacna lifted the log for them
and bid them lead him to their hut. When they arrived, they bid him go
down into a large hole, which the boys had supposedly dug for the log
to go to act as the main support for this structure. Zipacna descended
with the tree and no sooner had he reached the bottom than the boys began
to hurl rocks, stones and earth down upon him. However, the giant was
not as stupid as the boys had thought and he quickly retreated into a
side passage the boys had dug as a cellar for their new house. The hole
was soon filled with the rubbish and mud the boys had thrown upon the
beast and so, thinking the Titan slain, they began to celebrate and became
very drunk. But when the merriment was at its highest, Zipacna struck.
He used his mighty strength and rose up from the ground with such force,
that he hurled the boys high into the sky and the hut was smashed into
pieces. The boys were hurled so high, that they left the earth and now
reside in the Pleiades waiting for a chance to return to the Earth. However,
this did not stop the hero twins in their quest to slay Zipacna. The boys
decided to trick Zipacna as the 400 had done and so they constructed a
huge artificial crab and left it by a river in a small valley. They also
undermined a nearby mountain and waited for the giant to pass. When he
was nearby, the twins went to him and asked what he was doing. Zipacna
replied that he was seeking his daily food. The boys pointed out the great
crab to the giant and mentioned that it would provide him with a hearty
meal. Zipacna strode into the valley and before he knew what was happening,
the twins, with the help of the gods, cast the mountain down upon him.
And that was the end of Zipacna.

Date of birth January 14 1974, in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
- He is fluent in French
- He was named one of Canada's funniest new Comedians in 1994
Wild Hogs (2007) He played Red
Smokin' Aces (2007) He played Jeeves Tremor
12 Hours to Live (2006) He played John Carl Lowman
Big Momma's House 2 (2006) He played Oshima
The Dead Zone (2006) He played Cabot in the episode Panic
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2005) He played Connor Daly in the episode Still Life
Threshold (2005) He played Crewman Sonntag in the episodes Revelations, and Trees Made of Glass: Part 2
Andromeda (2005) He played Elysian in the episode Totaled Recall
The Collector (2005) He played The Devil/Bus Driver
The Tour Guide (2004-2005) He played Special Agent Jay Swopes in the episodes Touching Evil, Entropy, K, Memorial, Justine, and Y Me
Walking Tall (2004) He played Booth
Touching Evil (2004) He played Agent Jay Swopes
The Butterfly Effect (2004) He played Carlos
The Goodbye Girl (2004) He played Earl
Greener Mountains (2004) He played Threetoe
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) He played Black Knight Ghost
Tarzan He played Trevor Whedon/Gregory Creal in the episode Pilot 5 October
2003
Dead Like Me He played Chuck in the episode Sunday Mornings 22 August
2003
Steven Spielberg Presents Taken (2002) He played Bum on Train
K-9: P.I. (2002) He played Agent Verner
Dark Angel He played Joshua (2001-2002)
Andromeda He played VX in the episode The Sum of Its Parts 26 February
2001
Stargate SG-1 He played Zipacna in the episodes Pretense 21 January 2000,
Summit 22 March 2002
ER He played Mr. Mooney in the episode Mars Attacks 26 October 2000
The Outer Limits He played Alan in the episode Skin Deep 4 February 2000
Hard Time: Hostage Hotel (1999) He played Kenny, Flynn's Henchman
Mystery, Alaska (1999) He played 'Tree' Lane
Beggars and Choosers (1999) He played Cliff
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) He played Bazooka Marksman
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