| Thereat: Yes. He�s really masculine and strong. Compared to this one, he uses brute force and strength. But compared to every one else, he�s the one who doesn�t uses his brain. Considered a threat because he controls the whole football school team that will follow his requests. Goal / FACT: to diminish Ulrich because he will do every thing to make a move to Fiona and to have revenge �coz he was beaten by Ulrich every time he plans to kick the HELL out of him. And the fact that Ulrich hates football players, he makes them look dumb in his novels having the chain reaction not only to him but also the whole team. Ulrich�s view: �This fucker threatened me a few times, but he can�t stand me. I always kick his ass and leaves him embarrassed and raging in guilt not only him but all of his red suited football men. I know he�s dumb and stupid so I use that to diminish his moves and get paralyzing punch outta my fist and into his stomach. He�s also slow and weak if it gets in to fast actions and situations that only he could not successfully obtain. And sometimes to make this guy ran like a homosexual sucker away from a cop, I just talk intellectually about every thing I know about how to create and interpret a single paragraphed poem and suddenly his ears produce smoke and runs off!� UN-ARTIST # 3 Name: Clyde Gondola a.k.a.: Gang toad /Punk pimple / toad wart Age: 15 Year level: junior Member: S.H.I.T (STUPID HAZARDOUS IMBICILE TOADS) Position/Occupation: ring master/gang leader Afraid of: Ulrich, school, & stronger gangs Not afraid of: other weak gangs Wants to kill ULRICH?: yes Thereat: yes (but only if the whole S.H.I.T. community is there) Goal / FACT: to defeat Ulrich because he believes he�s the one that is the central of Satanists that are in the whole town and has decided to put an end to their popularity to have it on their own instead. Ulrich�s view: �This mother fucker just wouldn�t give up! He�d try to do every threat to me but I just punch him when he does and shuts-up. He�s really afraid of me, but I can take care all of his men and all of their strength because they are also dumb and brain numb that you can actually sell an air conditioner to them even if they�re in Antarctica. I can only kick their ass� when they don�t have any special weapons with them and only a few of them have knives.� UN-ARTIST # 4 Name: Jessica Anderson A.k.a.: miss Critic Age: 15 Year level: junior Member: school paper Position/Occupation: editor-in-chief Afraid of: Ulrich and other critics Not afraid of: everyone on campus Wants to kill ULRICH?: no Thereat: not really (irritating is the word) Goal / FACT: to vanquish Ulrich in the newspaper world so she can have supreme space in the school paper. She also has a hidden desire on Ulrich but he doesn�t tell it (that�s why it was called hidden) her other goal is to rid of Fiona because she really has no chance on getting him if they�d make-out fine. She criticizes Ulrich in their paper so he�d go after her as a form of being noticed by the one you love. The goal of having to insult and criticize him is just a form of revealing what the hell are his excuses on his artistic life style. Ulrich�s view: � This bitch just won�t stop criticizing me! I can�t believe she has spies to watch my every move and she�ll have to write and tell about everything I do in our school paper. Ever since she won in her article about me, she now has a column about me every week that tells every thing she doesn�t even understand and criticizes it. What the hell is she? A judge that manages the secret army agency! I can�t stand it when her goons try to follow me even in our house. She really can�t be stopped. She said she wouldn�t publish my works even if we rebel against her so I approved. She only has the power to make me angry. But I�ll get my payback!� UN-ARTIST # 5 Name: Mark Thompson a.k.a.: boyband fanatic Age: 15 Year level: junior Member: boybands fan club Position/Occupation: school boyband wannabe Afraid of: Ulrich Not afraid of: Britney Spears Wants to kill ULRICH?: yes Thereat: not really. Annoying that�s what. Goal/FACT: to get back Fiona. Actually, he was Fiona x-boyfriend or was he? Well, the story is he misinterprets Fiona�s letter of dumping him because she gave the wrong letter to him that was actually for Ulrich. So, he told every body that he�s the boyfriend of Fiona, the most popular girl on campus. He�s really a boyband freak. And dislikes rock, alternative or heavy metal. He feels he�s one of those boybands that he acts like them and so he dress like them and sings utterly like them as if he actually gets the right tones but not really. All in all, he�s not someone you�d probably would wanna date. Because he�s really a trying hard kinda person. YUCK! Ulrich�s view: �Aw! Not this guy! I mean, I don�t wanna even talk about his shitwad felling boyband asshole. This guy, isn�t even considered as a human being as the way he acts like those co-shitwads that he�d prefer to mimic. I despise him. I donwana talk about him a single bit,� UN-ARTIST # 6 Name: miss Agatha a.k.a.: godly but outward person Age: 48 Year level: senior citizen Member: God loves you society Position/Occupation: Christian religion teacher Afraid of: Ulrich, God, Satan Not afraid of: no one Wants to kill ULRICH?: not really |
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