|| Which Westlife Lad Is Gay
*I Want It That Way music starts*
Tell me who, can it be Kian? Tell me who, can it be Bryan? Tell me who. I always wanna hear you say, which Westlife lad is gay?!
Shiri: Hey all! We've all been wondering about all kind of things about the Westlife lads but there's always been one thing I really wanted to know - which Westlife lad is gay. To solve that problem once and for all, myself and Sherry got the lads for a special interview. Of course, the lads have no idea what's this interview about.
Sherry: That's true. In fact, they're only here cause we told Mark Mariah is here and he made the rest come with him!
Suddenly the door opens and hits the wall, causing a little shake.
Mark: Where is she? *starts looking around*
Shiri: Please, take a sit. She will be with us soon.
Mark: *taking a seat slowly while looking at Shiri suspiciously*
Shiri: So, we do have a few questions to ask before we'll find out which one of you is...I mean...will get to meet Mariah!
Bryan: But we've already met her...she was a *beep*!
Mark: You watch your mouth or I will *beep* *beep*!!!
Sherry: Settle down, settle down.
Shiri: We would like to ask you the questions now if that's okay.
Westlife: *nodding*
Shiri: Good! You wanna start Sherry?
Sherry: Umm *grabbing the questions from Shiri's hands* Alright then, first question. Who is your favorite male singer?
Mark: Mariah Carey!
Sherry: I said MALE singer.
Shiri: Well, you never know...
Sherry: True. How about the rest of you?
Nicky: Whatever Shane likes!
Shiri: Ooh *taking notes*
Shane: George Michael.
Shiri: Oooh *writing more*
Bryan & Kian at the same time: Brian Littrell *looking at each other laughing then back at Shiri and Sherry*
Shiri: *looking at them weirdly then taking more notes*
Sherry: Next question *handing Shiri the questions*
Shiri: This one's for Mark.
Mark: *idiotic smile*
Shiri: I have heard rumours that there are pictures of you kissing another guy.
Mark: *shocked look on his face now*
Sherry: Shir, you started that rumour!
Shiri: Sshhhh! *angelic smile* I would never do that.
Kian, Shane, Bryan and Nicky: *all staring at Mark*
Mark: You have no proof to that! I deny!
Shiri: Well actually... *opening a drawer*
Mark: Okay I confess! He was really hot and sweet and he got me a signed Mariah Carey CD!!!
Shiri: *shocked look as she gets gum out of the drawer* I was gonna say that I don't but that's better, go with that!
Mark: *looking down blushing*
Kian: Mark.....is that true?!
Mark: Umm...yeah...
Kian: How could you cheat on me! *slapping him and running out of the room crying*
Sherry: The hell with the notes, somebody get the video camera!
Mark: I'm sorry! *going after Kian*
Sherry: Any point to go on with the interview now that we found out about the truth?
Shiri: Are you kidding? We still have 3 more victims *pointing at Shane, Bryan and Nicky*
Shane, Bryan & Nicky: *gulping*
Sherry: No need to be afraid...unless you have anything to hide!
Bryan: How can I be hiding anything I am married in case you forgot, plus I have Molly and another 'lil baby on the way!
Shiri: Speaking of which Bryan, what's up with the Gertie name thingy?!
Bryan: What do you mean?
Shiri: Umm...how do I say it nicely...-
Sherry: - That name sucks!
Shiri: Yeah that'd be it!
Bryan: It was Kerry's idea! *looking at the camera* and what a lovely name it is.
Sherry: Right, anyway, this one's for Shane and Nicky... I'm sure you've heard of the Shnicky thing that's been going around lately.
Shane: You actually believe that?
Shiri: Well...
Nicky: It's nothing, we're only good friends, that's all!
Shiri: Then how do you explain the picture where it looks like you're about to kiss?
Nicky + Shane: *looking at each other in horror*
Sherry: What was going on there?
Shane: *sweating nervously* umm... We were just... Well y'see...
Nicky: He had something in his eye!
Sherry: You seemed more interested in his lips
Nicky: Did I say eye? I meant lips
Sherry: Sure Nix, whatever you say
Nicky: *huge smile*
Shiri: And finally, last question, are you gay?
Bryan, Nicky & Shane: What?! *looking at Shiri weirdly*
Shiri: It's as simple as that, are you or aren't you?
Bryan, Nicky & Shane: No!
Shiri: Are you willing to answer that on a lie detector?
Bryan: Sure
Nicky & Shane: Umm *looking at each other nervously*
Sherry: Are you hiding anything? *raising an eyebrow*
Shane: Us? We....of course not! It's just that...we're late for somewhere, yeah!
Bryan: We have the day off
Shane: Oh yeah! But...
Nicky: We have to look for Kian and Mark!
Shane: Yeah, sorry! Goodbye! *running out of the room*
Nicky: Wait for me! *running after him*
Bryan: *watching them leave* so when is the test?
Shiri: Never mind that, you can go
Bryan: I can?
Sherry: Yeah, whatever, you weren't the real victim
Shiri: Sadly, this is how this interview ends. I think we got our results
Bryan: *staring at Shiri blankly*
Shiri: Go!
Bryan: *still staring*
Shiri: Leave! Walk! Be gone!
Sherry: He's hopeless
Shiri: Well, I hope you enjoyed this interview, bye everyone!
Mark: *running into the room* Wait! *breathless* Stop! *taking deep breaths*
Shiri: Mark..?
Mark: This interview isn't over yet! I demand to meet Mariah Carey now!
Sherry: Mark...go away.
Mark: I deny! I protest! I object!
Guard: *grabbing Mark and dragging him out of the room*
*Scene fades as you see Mark screaming, kicking and crying*
Shiri: I feel bad for him.
Sherry: You do?
Shiri: *thinking* nah!
Sherry: Oh well, it's been nice, but it's over
Shiri: Yeah, nothing to see here, go away!
THE END