|| Spiderman
Dedicated to Bethan-Marie who's got a screwed up love life.
It was a cold dark night when BM (bit like MJ is short for Mary-Jane and BM is short for Bethan-Marie) was walking the streets alone. BM is a bit (very) clumsy and somehow always ends up the damsel in distress. After already walking into 3 dustbins, a plant pot and nearly a truck, BM was getting a bit fed up.
(BM) Ow my foot! *grabs her foot but falls over in the process*
(Spiderman) *swings from above* are you alright? *helps up BM*
(BM) not really *looks up at his face* Oh! Spiderman! How are you?
(Spiderman) I'm great thanks *someone gets shot in the background* business is a bit slow *Triple 8 rob a bank* not much going on round here *two cars crash and explode* how are you?
(BM) Well I'm as lonely as ever now my pet hippopotamus has died.
(Spiderman) How come?
(BM) I forgot to feed it *sobs*
(Spiderman) Surely they can survive without food for one day?
(BM) *gives him an evil look*
(Spiderman) Oh, right, well I'm sorry to hear that. Hey, you wanna grab a bite to eat?
(BM) *sighs* Yeh I guess. *They walk, chatting in the mean time, to the nearest cafe*
(Spiderman) Yo peeps!
(BM) You know these people? *looks round at a shop full of people*
(Spiderman) Yeh sure! *everyone peels away to reveal a superhero*
(Logan) Hey Peter what's up?
(Spiderman) *farts* aaahhhhh that's better. I'm great thanks you?
(Logan) yer good except Sabertooth keeps kicking my ass! Wanna drink?
(Spiderman) Yeh sure�
(BM) AHEM!!! Over here!
(Spiderman) Oh yeh, sorry. If you wanted to have a drink with me and Logan you could've asked.
(BM - very peed off now) SCREW YOU! *kicks Spiderman in the nuts and storms out of the caf� (after walking into a window)*
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