|| New Years
New Years! A good excuse to get the lads for a very special interview all about....err... well, the New Year.
Shiri: Hi guys, how are you doing? Excited about the New Year coming up in just a few days?
Shane: Yeah sure, gonna spend some time with Gillian.
Nicky: And I'll get to snog Georgina.
Bryan: Me and Kerry already got it all planned! We're gonna get me mom to babysit Molly so that me and Kerry can *beep* *beep* *beep* hey why am I being *beep*ing censored?? The people have the right to know!
Mark: I still have no plans with anyone so special... so if anybody's interested...!
Kian: Why would they want you when I'm still single and available?
Shiri: Bryan, I heard you and Kerry are planning on having another baby this New Year. I hope this is not why your mom is babysitting Molly.
Bryan: *cheeky grin* Well......
Shiri: Forget it, I don't wanna know. Next question! Shane, how do you feel being selected Sexiest Male from The Sun?
Kian: That game was all cheating. How much did you pay them Shane? Huh? Huh? Huh???
Shane: Shut up Kian, the question was for me, not you. Anyway, I was very honored! Although I can understand them, I mean look at me *gets up and turns around to make sure everybody sees him from each direction*.
Shiri: *staring* I see what you mean!
Shane: This is a result of years and years of working out, you see I take a very good care of myself.
Mark: Is this an interview about New Years or a discussion about how Shane looks??
Shane: Why? Are you jealous or something?
Mark: Why would I? I think I look good, don't you? *looking at Shiri*
Shiri: Me? *looking around* Well... ummm... y'see.... err...
Mark: What? What is it?
Shiri: I did hear a few people talking that.... you....*being real careful*... got a lil... fat..?
Mark: What! This is impossible! I'm as fit as ever.
Shiri: *ignoring Mark* So about the gre...
Mark: *interrupting* I don't think I'm fat! Do you think I'm fat? Cause if I am....
Nicky: *tying Mark to his chair and sticking a sock in his mouth*
Mark: Mmmmmggghhhhh!!!!
Shiri: Thank you! Now, as I was saying, about the greatest hits album you're about to release next November... tell me about it.
Shane: We're gonna release it next November!!
Shiri: Yeah I know, I said that. Is there anything else you can tell me about it?
Shane: Well, no.
Shiri: *hmph*! How come??
Nicky: Because this is not a real interview and we're not really here so you can only say what you know.
Shiri: Sssshhhhh don't ruin it!
Nicky: I'm not, you are. You're making me say it!
Shiri: Oh yes, that's true....... oh shut up!
Mark: Mmmgghhh!
Bryan: What?
Mark: Mmmrrghhhh!!!!!!
Bryan: What?? *taking the sock out of Mark's mouth*
Mark: I need to the loo!!!
Shiri: You can't go yet.
Mark: Why not??
Shiri: Cause I'm not done yet. I still have some more questions and.....and..... Oh what the heck, you can go.
Shane+Nicky+Bryan+Kian: *getting up and leaving the room*
Shiri: *following them, turning off the lights and closing the door*
Mark: Hey wait... I'm still tied up to that chair!!! Guys?? Anybody...??? MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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