|| Junior
Dr.Egan: "You can't close this project.....you just can't"
Dr.Mcfadden: "I can and I will.....it won't give us anything. It's stupid"
Dr.Egan: * about to start crying * Then sees Shane coming in. "Tell this moron we need this project!!!!"
Shane: "Who?
Dr.Mcfadden: *dreaming of Kerry then hears Kian's comment * "Hey!!! Who are you calling a moron???"
Shane: "What?"
Dr.Egan: "You!!!!!"
Shane: "Where?"
Dr.Mcfadden: "You can't do that....In this story I'm your boss" * proudly looking at Kian *
Dr.Egan: * pondering * "Oh yeah.....wait!"
Shane: * about to turn around and leave *
Dr.Egan: "Argh!!!!" * drags Shane around the corner *
Shane: "What???"
Dr.Egan: "Did you forget your lines again??"
Shane: "Umm...."
Dr.Egan: * rolling his eyes * "I thought so"....."anyway.it's Junior and you're supposed to get preggers....geddit??"
Shane: * nodding * "uh-uh" .......* suddenly looks up at Kian * "WHAT?????????????"
Dr.Egan: *dragging Shane back to the scene they left *
Shane: "Why do I ALWAYS get the dirty job???"
Diana: *looking at Shane weirdly * "Always???? This is the first story......"
Dr. Mcfadden: "Argh....crap....stop whining!"
Diana: "Exactly...Shane...stop whining and play your part for God's sake!!"
Shane: * pouting *
Dr.Egan: "Now where were we?" "Oh yeah....... You just CAN'T close this project!" * screaming at Bryan *
Mr.Mcfadden: "hehe....I will!!!" * sticking out his tongue *
Shane+ Mr.Egan: "Eurghhhhhhh."
Diana: "BRYYYYYAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Mcfadden: *frightened * "erm....erm....I promise I won't do it again...honestly!"
Then comes Diana, with all her packages.
Diana: "Hi....so...where are the rooms I was gonna get?"
Everybody: "What are YOU doing here??"
Diana: *rolling her eyes * " Like...I'm like...like writing this story...or something so like DUH I'm playing in it!!! Geddit???"
Everybody: *nodding and smiling for their lives *
Mr. Mcfadden: "You look a bit like Kerry.....!!!!!" * dreaming away *
Diana: * staring weirdly * "Ummm....okay."
Mr.Feehily: [the BAD Dr. Mcfadden's helper] * rolling eyes at Mcfadden * "Sorry for that....your rooms are thereeee..........hi there!!" * looking at someone behind Diana *
Sonia: * shyly * Hi! * chuckle *
[*lol*!!!!!.....sorry Sonia!!! You'll be more normal later!!!]
Diana: * rolling eyes * "Now where are the rooms..... * wonders off while Sonia and Feehily stay there staring at each other *
Dr.Egan: * wipes a tear * "Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyywhy are they doing this???...."
Dr.Filan: [yup.he's Filan now......he's a doc too.....] "Ah stop it.....maybe it's better........" * perks up *..."I don't have to get pregnant now!!!!!!"
Dr.Egan: * stops weeping and looks at Filan bewildered * "Haven't you seen Junior???????"
Dr.Filan: "Course I have!.....It's about that....ermguy getting pregnant....and.....erm....then he..lives happily ever..after?" * looking at Kian innocently * [* drool *]
Dr.Egan: * shaking his head * "God!!!!!" "Ok...now lets get back to the story lines"
Diana: " Ki you tend to take my lines away. I'm the one who should be telling people what to do alright?!"
Dr.Egan: "Okay...whatever you say!!"
Diana: *lol!! * "This is fun!!"
Dr.Filan: * sighing *"oh....okay"
Diana: * somehow got on a rolling hospital table * [ *ahem * .....I'm clearing my throat.ok...] * screaming * "Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh.......!!!!" * table rolls to the room where Filan and Egan have locked themselves into *
[Argh.....I know Ki's not supposed to be there.....but I forgot...I'm turning into Shane...Gosh!!!]
Diana: * still screaming *........* flies though the door * *bang *.............
Dr.Egan: "What the hell was that?????????"
Diana: * lands on top of Shane * "Sorry!!!" *seeing the box with her landed safely * "Oh Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!" *kisses Shane *.....
Dr. Shane: [argh.....enuff of Filan's and Egan's.....now it's Shane...Kian....etc......]
* grinning * "Anytime!!!!"
Dr.Kian: * bewildered * "Um.Shane?Wanna switch parts?!!!!"
Dr.Shane:" Dream on!!"
Diana: * ahem *..."now back to the script!!!.....MEN!"
Sonia: * comes in with Mark following her like a sick puppy * * oh...not to forget Bry.....* "Way to go Di.you go gurl!!!"
Diana: * puzzeled *
Dr.McI mean Bryan: * smiling at Diana * "Thanx for getting in the room " * stares at Kian and Shane * " Now GO.......shooo!!!"
Dr.Kian+Dr.Shane: * looking scared *
[lol!!!!!....not really!]
Scene fades out as Kian and Shane get out. On the was they see Nicky who goes along with them cuz he hasn't got anything better to do.....
Dr.Kian: "We still have to try that liquid....."
Dr.Shane: "yeah....but on who?"
Dr.Kian: * looking at Shane......knowingly *
Dr.Shane: * horrified * "no!!!!!"
Dr.Kian: "But........"
Dr.Shane: "No butts.....I won't do it!"
Dr.Kian: "Yes you will....you have to...you have to play your part and that's what you gotta do!" "Doesn't he Nix?"
Nicky: * waking up from his daydreams * "Uh?...Oh...of course" * nodding madly *
[I KNEW I shouldn't have put Nixter there.....* sigh *.....]
Dr. Shane + Kian: * rolling eyes *
Dr.Fee...*ahem* Mark: "So.....*wink* wanna go somewhere?!"
Sonia:* chuckle * "Sure!"
[They have to get away..y'see they're MAD-LEYYYY....in luuurve!]
*In the doctors office *
Dr.Kian: "You're what???"
Shiri: "um.....well pregnant.....!"
Dr.Kian: "Um....what??"
Shiri: "Well.....y'know when Westlife were in town?"
Dr.Kian: "No.....I'm not a fan y'see"
Shiri: * looking lost*
Diana: "Never mind him Shir....lets just cut the scene out he's just too dumb"
Dr.Kian: "But....but....."
Diana: "SHUT UP!!!!"
Kian: "Whatever you say!! Wait a minute....why am I always saying that??"
Diana: "Cuz I say so!"
Kian: "Whatever you say" *argh *
Diana: *grinning * "Nowlets go on shall we?"
[Scene goes on...]
Shiri: "Can you be my doctor?"
Dr.Kian: *hurt * "No....I'll sign you to Dr.Nicky......"
Shiri: * yelling * "NO!!!!!!!!!"
Dr.Kian: *looking weirdly at Shiri *
Shiri: "He looks at me....he's a perv....!!!!"
[OMGOMG.....I can't believe I wrote this......Argh!!!....God I beg for forgivenessplz forgive me......* praying * ......I truly am sorry If that offends someone....esp. this particular mr.Byrne.....*innocent smile*]
*after about an hour of arguing *
Dr.Kian: "okayokay......I'll be your doc......"
Shiri: "hehe"
[ummm.....but that's what she always says!!!!!...honestly!!!!]
Ok.so Kian and Shane still tried the liquid thingy on Shane.....
Dr.Shane:" Do I really have to take this??"
Dr Kian: "Yea.....yeah......go on....drink it"
Dr.Shane: *gulp * "Okay then......" * looks at the bottle * "Here we go" * sips the medicine *
Dr.Kian: * looking at Shane curiously * ......." Well???"
Dr.Shane: "Eeeeeeeeeuurrggggggg..........." * runs towards the bathroom *
Dr.Kian: "I take it I should add a bit better flavor to it....."
Dr.Shane: * comes out of the bathroom and is about to say something *........" eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww............." *runs back *
[And they....hmm...he.....puked happily ever after...!!!....NAH....they won't be getting away that easily!]
Diana: "Sooo...you're back on the track?"
Sonia: "Huh?.....yeah....." * daydreaming *
Dr.Kian: "Now lets place it right.about there..." * pointing his finger on a spot on Shane's tummy"
Dr.Shane: "Everything's gonna go well, right??"
Dr.Kian: *Busy placing the thing in his stomach * "Uh-uh....don't worry I think you'll stay alive....."
Dr.Filan: * looking terrified* "muummmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy......"
Scene fades out........
*shot* ........* shot*
Kian: * trying to hit a poster of Westlife with an arrow *
* shot* *shot*
* suddenly an over-obsessed Westlife fan came running *
Over-obsessed fan: "Omg.....Oh My Goooooddddd.........leave them alone!!!!!!!!.....Leave this gorgeous poster alone!!!!!"
Kian: * looking at the O-OF from head to toe * "Hmmm......hehe.wanna go out sometime?" * wink *
[*ahem * Kian honey........STOP FLIRTING WILL YE????????? ]
Kian: * whining * "Why-y-y-y-y?"
[cuz.....cuzcuz so!.....and stop acting like Bryan ok??]
O-OF: * calling for all the Westlife fans *
Kian: * eyeing them all * "hehehehhehe!!!!"
[KIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * slap*]
Kian: "ouch"
* all the Westlife fans staring at the poster then Kian....then the poster...then Kian again *
Fans:" He's killed them!!!!!"
Kian: * running away * "HHHHHEEEEELLPPPPP!!!"
[and it's all UR fault.....if u wouldn't have flirted with them......*sigh*....]
*a few weeks later *
Dr.Kian: * waiting impatiently * "Welll....how did the test go??"
Dr.Shane: "It's weird.......I mean....like...why's it blue?????" *comes out....puzzled *
[God..he is sooooo stupid.actually not.....he's rather cute!!]
Dr.Kian: * slaps his forehead *........"Cuz you're pregnant......duh!"......."wait!!!!...You're pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *grabs Shane and dances around the room *
Dr.Shane: "Ermmm.....Kian? You ok??"
Dr.Kian: It worked it worked!!!!!!"
Dr.Shane: "Oh my God I'm ....I'm......." * faints *
[awwwww.poor guy....*lol*]
*another few weeks later *
Dr.Kian: "Hey Shane.how are you feeling?"
Dr.Shane: "Fine....I'm fine...." *runs to the bathroom *
Dr.Kian: "oh.....nice to see that then...." Now....I think you should stop taking the medicine "
Dr.Shane: "What....NO!!!! I can't kill MY babyyyyy......." *starts crying *
Dr.Kian: "uh-oh....erm......erm.....but it's not natural.....guys are not supposed to have babies....!!!!!!!!!!"
Dr.Shane: "I want my baaaaaabbyyyyy......"
[Shane's so stubbornbut I don't blame him......hehe]
Scene fades out as Dr.Kian had been strangled by Shane and vice versa.....anyway Ki made his point clear.
*a few months later at work *
Dr. Shane: "I gotta go.." *heads for the toilet *
Diana: * looking at Kian * "is he ok Ki?"
Dr.Kian: "yeah.....I think he's just a bit sick......"
Dr.Shane: * yawning * "it's been a long day..."
Diana: *smiling * "yeah....." * drool * [wait.......that wasn't supposed to happen.....argh!]
Dr.Kian: *Spots a HUGE belly( that belongs to......dum-dum-dum.........Shane!!!!!!) * * bulges eyes * "Come on here Shane"
Dr.Shane: *Following Kian *
Dr.Kian:"I thought you weren't supposed to take the medicine anymore!"
Dr.Shane: *Just about to say something *
Diana : "hey....you ok Shay......*ahem*....Shane!?"
Dr.Shane: * through his teeth* "yeah....." *fake smile * *thinking *.." I think I'm gonna throw up"
Dr.Kian: "I think he needs some time alone"
Diana: "No! he looks sick....I can stay with him" "Oh....I don't mean to be rude but......you seem to be fattening each day........"
[oh God....Shane would freak out if someone said that to him!!!!!.....He'd hate the person that said that!!....I didn't say that...It wasn't me!!!!!]
Dr.Shane: * trying to say something but gets cut off by Kian *
[poor Shane.....always being cut off....who's writing this story?????]
Dr.Kian: * thinks * "Um.actually.....he's having that VERY weird illness that only Irish men have " * nodding along * "And day after day ......[where have I heard that line before???!!!!] he fatteners .....it's called Westlife" [ok so that was corny........]
Diana: "Oh......poor him."
Sonia: * comes out of nowhere * "Do you know where's Mark??"
Diana+Kian+Shane: "nope"
Dr.Mcfadden: * turns up * "Where are Mark and Nicky??"
Sonia+Diana+Shane+Kian: "Dunno!"
Dr.Bryan: "Well.....we were playing hide-and-seek and they just faded away....." * about to start crying *
Sonia+Diana+Shane+Kian+Bryan: * rolling their eyes *
Dr.Bryan: "Wait a minute....why am I rolling my eyes???" * goes away...searching for Mark and Nicky *
Sonia: * yelling *"If you find Mark tell him to come over!!!!"
[um.well Nicky, Bryan and Mark had to do something while Kian and Shane were busy with da babee!!!]
*at the docs office *
Kian+Shane: * walk in *
Kian: "Stay here...I'll call for you ASAP"
Kian+Shane: * getting weird looks from ppl around them (mostly pregnant women )*
Kian: * whispering * "He thinks he's pregnant....take care of him alright?" * wide smile to the girls*
Girls: * nodding madly *
Girl no1: *comes closer to Shane * "How much?"
Shane: *looking at her smiling * "The 5th!"
Girl 1: * nodding *
Girl 2: "What are you gonna call him or her?"
Shane: *thinking * "If it's a boy....then......"
Bryan :* comes out of nowhere * "Dylan!!!!!..Dylan!!!!!!"
Shane: * looking at Bryan weirdly *
[Where did you come from????????....NO Westlife.....hear me?!!!!]
Shane: "And if it's a girl then......."
Bryan: "Molly.....MOLLY!!!!!!!"
[ Alright that's it.* kicks Bryan out of the scene*.......]
Shane: "..........." *looking lost * "Ermm.......J.....Ju...June?..[NO]....Judy?![NO!].....Ju......" *thinking for ages * "It's.....
[It's JUNIOR....JUNIORJUNIORJUNIOR .......Gosh.....can't you even remember the title of the story.......GOD......I think you can never be an actor........* faints *]
Bryan: "Yeah.....that's a good name!!...."
Kerry: * starts whining * "No.....Noo.....I want Dylan or Molly!"
[ok now this is weird......I dunno what's Kerry got to do with Juniorthe movie......]
Shiri:" At last you came!!!!!"
Kian: "Uh...yeah...." *kisses Shir * "You're fine.....now go!!"
Shiri: "But you didn't even check me!"
Kian: "Go sign up another time " * sweet smile *
Shiri: "Alright okay......."
Kian: * calls for Shane *
Scene fades out......
*later on *
Diana: "You're what???????????????"
Shane: *looking funny *[lol!!!!!!!!!!!] "pregnant" * gets enthusiastic * "Wanna feel it?!!!!"
Diana: * still in shock * "Oh my God " * puts a finger on Shane's belly * [omg....it really does feel weird.....lol!!] "And it's mine too.........."
Shane: * giving his trademark smile * "Yeah!"
* knock knock *
Shiri: "hey Kian!"
Kian: "Hey! How are you and the baby doing?"
Shiri: * smiles * "Fine!" * looking at Shane's stuff * "What's he doing here?"
Kian:"....oh....erm....he came over so we wouldn't be alone!" * smiling to himself thinking how smart he is!*
Shiri: * walks in and sees Diana and Shane staring at Shane's stomach * *ahem *
Diana+Shane: "Oh hey!"
Shiri:" like......what were ya...doing??"
Shane: "Wanna see it too?!!" * shows his belly *
Kian: * comes in just to see Shiri.......*
Shiri: * faints *
[* LMAO *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait!!!!!...this isn't working out......I'm supposed to be angry.......oh crap.......ok.....whatever....I'll work it out!]
Diana: * insulted * [ I dunno why!!]
Shane + Kian: * puzzled *
Shiri: * wakes up * "Huh?" * goes back to fainting *
[HEY!!!!!......you fainted....now stay there!! u crazy thing......* rolling eyes *]
Ok....now a month has passed and because Mark and Bryan found out that there was something about Shane being preggers or...so-what-ever.......
And Shane went to this women hospital or something......[*thinks*......ah....whatever...]
Bryan: "We have to find him..he's the property of the University"
Diana: * sticks out tongue at Bryan * " You won't!!" [hey I was supposed to protect the lil cutie named Shay..zz...Shane!]
Bryan: "Mark......go find out ....hmmmm...... *thinks * ....something...."
Mark: "I'm not your servant!"
Bryan: "yes you are..it's not the story I'm a slave....duh!" * rolling eyes *
[ I HONESTLY never wrote a story where Bry had to be a slave.and I promise I never will!!....* crosses her heart and swears on.....erm....Shane's and Kian's smiles *]
* in the women hospital...( whatever that place was) *
* everybody sitting in circle and doing the giving-birth sounds.......*
Shannon[well he's supposed to be acting like a woman..!!!]: * looking at others weirdly * "Mummy......" [he really is a mummy's boy!!!]
* another day *
Teacher: "Does anyone else have a question to share with the others? "
Shannon: * raising a hand * "Meme!!!!" * in a high pitched voice * " I feel like I shouldn't be having a baby"
Teacher: * smiling sweetly * "Don't worry...many people feel that way!"
Shannon: * nodding * "Ah....ok...."
Diana turns up from.....somewhere behind him.....*ahem *...her!
Shann.Shane [ I'm hugging a man not a woman!!]: "Di!"
Diana: * hugging Shane * "Hi.sorry for being angry earlier"
[eurgh.....why do I have to be sorry??!!...*hmph*.....and to think that me myself am writing this story.....* kicks herself *]
blah....blah....mushy-mushy .............
Diana went to visit him a lot....so did Kian when he found out about it.
* at Kian's place *
Shiri: * bawling her eyes out * "I'm never gonna be a good mum....." * sob *....."I'm crap at being a mum...." * ssssooooooobb*
Kian: * trying to calm her down * "it's ok.....you'll be a great mum"
Shiri: * weep * "Think so?"
Kian: * smiling cuz he thinks he's calmed her down * "Yeah"
Shiri: "Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........You're lying!!!!!!" * cries even more*
Kian: * about to faint *
*A few days later at Shane's*
Shannon(Shane): "I can't handle a baby........." * cries out loud *
Diana: "You'll be just fine and I'm gonna help you "
Kian: * comes in *
Shannon(Shane): "But I can't be a muuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm......" * sobsobsob*
Kian: * about to turn around and go back where he came from *
Diana: * grabs him * "You're not going anywhere!!"
Kian: * whining * "But Shiri's the same......it's awful.....all I do these days is comfort her!!"
Diana: * looking like she's gonna strangle Kian* "I'm going to the toilet.....now STAY HERE!!!!!!!" * leaves the room banging the door *
Shannon(Shane): * looking at Diana leaving then looks at Kian and bursts out crying again * "I'm not supposed to be a muuuuuummmmmmmmm..........."
Kian: *telling himself * "be patient....stay calm........"
Shannon(Shane): "I want my mmmmmmmmuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Scene fades out as Kian dies........NO......wait!.....He's just a BIT tortured but he eventually gets out.....
Now lets go on......
* a few months later *
Shannon: "Ouch!" * runs into his room crying out loud*
*the whole house following him *
Woman 1: " Shannon, come out.we gotta take you to the hospital"
Shane...lol...Shannon: "No!!!!!" * reaching for the phone and dialing Kian's and Diana's numbers *
Woman2: "Shannon.......open the door "
Shannon: "No....not before Kian comes!" [LOL!!!!!!....I don't imagine him really saying that!!!!]
Shannon: * yelling * * screaming * * kicking....[oh wait....kicking 's the babies job......]
* Kian gets there with Diana *
Kian: "Where's Shane........* after getting weird looks * "....where's my dear Shannon?!!!!!"
Diana: * running towards the room *
Kian: * looking around himself being surrounded my loadsa women who asked for his autographs.........*
[Sorry!!!!!!!...Got carried away!!!!!....Now lets do this again shall we?]
Kian: * looking around himself being surrounded by curious looks from everybody * "Shannon honey please open the door"
[LMAO!!!!!!!....this is not a gay-fic.....not to worry!]
Shane-Shannon: "Kian......." * unlocks the door *
Then they get in the car blahblah.....you get the idea......
* meanwhile at the University*
Nicky: [yeah......Nicky....cuz mr.Feehily was too caught up with Sonia.....] * enthusiastically * " he's pregnant.......he's pregnant!!!"
Dr.Bryan: " Call the Westlife fans!!" [BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] * terrified* "I meant the presscall the press!"
Kian: "They've called up the press.....we have to get away"
* suddenly Shiri shows up*
Diana: "Right....we have a plan now!" * grinning at Shiri *
Shiri: "Huh?!"
* they get to the spot *
The newsman: "And here he comes.....the pregnant man!!"
* Shiri steps outta the car*
The BIG guy: "BRYYYYANNNN.........what's that supposed to mean??????????"
Bryan: "I....I.....umI........MMMAAAARRRRRKKKKK!!!!!"
Mark: "I'm not here anymore.....call to Nicky...."
Bryan: * puzzled *..."Oh...right....NICCCCCKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
Nicky: "NOWwhat do you want??"
Bryan: "You said it was a pregnant man"
Nicky: "No I didn't"
Bryan: "Yes you did"
Nicky:" did not"
Bryan: "did too"
Nicky: "no"
Bryan: "yes"
Nicky: * pouting * "Noooo-o-oo-ooo-oooooooo-o"
Bryan: *whining* "That's not fair......"
The BIG guy: "You're fired Dr.Mcfadden"
Bryan: "You're fired Nicky"
Nicky: "You're fired mr.BIG guy" * goes away*
* scene: Diana and Kian helping Shane up the ladder.....*
Kian: "why are you so heavy??"
Diana: "he's pregnant you eejit"
Kian: "and that's a good excuse?"
Diana: * staring at Kian madly *
Kian: "Ok...alright....I'll shut up "
[Kian u're not supposed to be here........u're supposed to be with Shiri.............]
*Kian and Shiri get upstairs of the hospital .......Diana and Shane got in through the window aswell.......oh and Sonia and Mark were there too....*
Kian: "Ok know peoplewe have to operate Shane "
Sonia: "*staring at Shanes belly with big eyes *
Mark: * faints *
Diana: * rolling eyes * "Don't be such a baby Mark"
Mark: "No...the baby's not born yet......"
Diana: * giving Mark a weird look*
Shane: "ooooooouuuuuccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Kian: "alright.....now stay calm everyone........" *looks towards Shane * "Oohhhhhh.....Myyyyyy Goooddddddddd!!!!!!!!!"
Diana: "Right......now lets go and try to get that baby out " * pointing at Shane's belly *
*Mark, Sonia, Kian and Diana run to the operation room where Shane's in already *
Shane: " what are you doing?????"
Sonia: " cutting a hole into your belly......easy!"
Shane: * faints*
Mark: "Now look at that baby!!" * pointing at Shane*
* in the room where Shiri is sitting *
Shiri: "ow...."
Diana: * horrified * "No....no....please say it isn't so!!!!!!"
[ I like Say It Isn't So by Bon Jovi...........]
Shiri: * screaming *
Diana: "uh......oh..erm......erm..Kian!!!...Mark!!!!....Soniaaaaa!!!!!"
All of'em: "Wha-a-a-a-aaa-t??"
Diana: * trying to get to the door *
Shiri: "Where are you going??"
Diana: "I just wanted to tell them......."
Shiri: * yelling* "Come back........ooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Diana: * runs back*
* a few minutes later*
Diana: * trying to sneak to the door to see what's going on with Shane*
Shiri: "Where are you??????????"
Diana: * jumping back* "Here.....I'm here!!" *waving*
Shiri: "Come here......"
Diana: "Ok.....okay....."
[ I'm having a hard part here....*sigh*]
* the baby is born....*
Diana: "Awwwwww......she's so cute!!!"
[was it a girl???!!!!!]
Shane + Diana: * gushing about the baby*
* at the same time *
Shiri: * sceaming* " I hate you Kian.....I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kian:" ohhhhh.......my God..........why do you hate me???????"
Diana: *rolling my eyes..... *
Shiri: * grabs Marks hand* "It hurts it hurts"
Mark: * goes blue in the face *"Please.....let.....go......of....my.........hand........."
Shiri: " Fair play.....!"
Sonia: "Oh Mark.you're so brave!"
Mark: * fake smile *
Shiri: "It's all your fault" * staring at Kian madly*
Kian: "Whaaaaatt????? ..........what did I do????"
Shiri: "It's your fault!"
Kian: "No it's not!"
Diana: "YES it is!!!"
Kian: "Whatever you say....but...."
Diana: "No butts!"
Kian: "Argh!!!!!"
Shiri: [thanx Di!!] [welcome!!!!] " You're sooooo gonna die after that"
Kian: * about to faint *
Shiri: * kicking Kian *
Kian: "stop...stop kicking me alright?"
Diana: *comforting Shir * "It's okay Shir....it's not his fault he's so dumb..."
Shiri: "right"
Shiri: * lets go of Mark's hand*
Mark: "Thank God!" * looking towards Sonia* "Wanna move in with me?" * wink*
Sonia: "Lemme think.....[say yes!!!!...say yes!!!!......u won't have the chance again in this story!!!] YES!!!!!!!!!
Mark+Sonia: * Go to Ireland , Sligo , get married, have 1000000000000000 children and live happily ever after*
[ok.......done with them!! *smiles* ]
a year later Shiri, Diana, Kian and Shane are at the beach with Junior and [whatever that was Shiri's and Kian's baby's name.....]
Diana: * standing up to get the drink*
Shane: "Hey!!!...you can't carry anything....you're pregnant remember?"
Diana: * hugging Shane* "Course you dummy!!"
[lol!!!!.........sorry!!.....I got carried away.....but I really am preggers in this story.....]
Shiri: "Now you have 2 babies...."
Shane: "You could have too...."
Diana: * naughty grin* "Yeah!"
* everybody staring at Kian*
Kian: *looks up* "What?!....No!!" * gets up to run away*
Diana: "Oh come on!"
Shane: "It's not that hard really!!!"
Shiri: "Kian come back!!!!... Oh please honey do it!!!!"
Kian: "Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
[LMAO!!!!!.....hehe......maybe I should write about Kian getting preggers too.....I SO love teasing him!!!]
* everybody gets up to chase Kian*
Kian: "HHHEEELLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
Alright then......erm.....the scene fades out I suppose......the beyoooooootifullll story... * wipes a tear* *sob* .....It's over it's all over.....* goes away crying*.......
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