|| Film Making - The Script
Okay, so I managed to drag the Westlife boys for a few days to help me film a new movie (not really, I'm just dreaming again!)... The movie was written and directed by moi. Starring by: Shiri, Shane, Kian, Mark, Nicky and Bryan. Guest appearances by: Dikla, Diana, Patricia, Cindy, Janelle, and a few more people I might add in later... Anyway here we go...
The first scene takes place at Dan Hotel in Israel, at the pool. Kian's trying to get a tan, of course, with his shirt off... *drooling*... ahem, back to the story. Nicky is talking on the phone with Georgina. Shane is talking to Bryan, and Mark is sitting all alone, staring at the sky. Shiri and Dikla are standing on the pool's edge when Shiri's hand accidently slips at Dikla's direction and Dikla is flying without wings into the pool.
Dikla: *flying without wings into the pool* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Shiri+Shane+Kian+Mark+Nicky+Bryan: *laughing madly*
Nicky: *mobile phone slips right off his hands* Ooops...
Shiri: *foot slips by mistake and makes Nicky's mobile fall into the pool and hits Dikla's head*
Nicky: Hey!!!!!!
Dikla: Ouch!
Shiri: Don't 'ouch' me, you're supposed to faint!
Dikla: Oh yeah, sorry! *fainting*...*head goes under water*
Shiri: OMG she's drowning! *panicking*
Kian: I'll save her!
Shiri: NO! You're supposed to be mine!
*everybody's staring at Shiri*
Shiri: Ahem... *sweet smile*... I mean.... you stay here and... Shane will go... *still smiling*
Shane: Why me??
Shiri: Because that's what it says on the script!
Shane: Does not.
Shiri: Does too.
Shane: Not!
Shiri: Too!
Shane: Not!
Shiri: *Showing Shane the script*
Shane: Darn! How did you know?
Shiri: I wrote it. Hehe! *smiling proudly* Now go and save her!
Shane: Fine fine... *takes his shirt off*
Shiri: *staring and smiling*..
Shane: Why are you smiling?
Shiri: I just realized i've never seen you topless before... *still smiling*
Shane+Kian+Nicky+Mark+Bryan: *rolling eyes*
Dikla: Hello i'm still drowning here!
Shiri: Oh yeah! *pushing Shane into the water*
Shane: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Nicky: What's wrong?
Shane: It's cold!!!
Shiri: Will you PLEASE stick to the script?
Shane: *pouting* Fine.... *bringing Dikla back to save ground*
Dikla: *not breathing*
Mark: She's not breathing!!!
Kian: How do you know?
Mark: Cause it says so on the script... *showing Kian the script and starts reading from it* "Dikla: not breathi..."
Shiri: We know!
Mark: No need to yell.. *running away crying*
[lol!!!! no, he didn't really cry!]
Shiri: Anybody knows how to do CPR?
Kian: I do!
Shiri: No you don't.
Kian: But I do...
Shiri: I'm the writer and I say you don't!
Kian: Foine. [hehe I love his accent, don't you?]
*silence*
Shiri: *staring at Nicky*
Nicky: Whaa-?
Shiri: Your line...
Nicky: Oh yeah sorry!.. *thinking*... what was it again?
*small man walks in the set with the script*
Nicky: *staring at the small man* Hey you look a bit like Kian.
[hey someone had to play the small man and Kian is the smallest I can think of....... we still love ya Ki!]
Small man: I wasn't supposed to be here but since SOMEONE forgot his line then I just had to come..
Shiri: Small man, you seem cranky. *winking*
Nicky: Right... can I read my lines now? *reading the script*... Okay i'm ready.
*Small man leaves and suddenly Kian pops out of nowhere*
Bryan: Where have you been?
Kian: Had to play my other part.... duh!
Bryan: And how come I don't talk much??
Kian: Why are you asking me?? I didn't write this script.
Bryan: Sorry! *looking at Shiri* How come I don't talk much??
Shiri: Cause I don't like you.
Bryan: Oh okay then.
Dikla: *coughing*
Shiri: Back to the script... let's start again from when Dikla stops breathing.
Mark: She's not breathing!!!
Shiri: Anybody knows how to do CPR?
Nicky: I do! *walking over to Dikla, then stops*
Shiri: Now what?
Nicky: But... I don't know how to do CPR... *looking down*
Shiri: *rolling eyes* You put your hand on her nose to block the air from there, put your lips on hers and blow into her mouth.....or something like that..
Nicky: *getting closer to Dikla and starts the CPR*
Dikla: *coughing then opens her eyes slowly*... *staring at Nicky* OMG did you just kiss me?
Nicky: Me?
Dikla: *fainting again*
Shiri: Arghhh you're not supposed to faint again!!!
Dikla: I'm not?
Shiri: Nope.
Dikla: Oh... ..... Why not?
Shiri: Because!! Besides, you like Shane, not Nicky.
Shane: *proudly* She does?
Dikla: *blushing* Well.... y'see... *smiling*
Shiri: Next scene!
Kian: Wha? I didn't even get my tan!
Shiri: You'll have time for that later... now take 5 and be back in time for the next scene.
Now after everyone has rested we're ready for the back-to-the-rooms scene.
The scene takes place at lobby, near the elevators.
Dikla: *smiling at Shane* Thanks for saving me.
Shane: How did you know I saved you? You were unconscious.
Dikla: I know the director. *wink*
Shane: Ah... sure, no problem.
Shiri: Hey let's all go back to your room.
Kian: *staring at Shiri* Had anything on mind? *wink*
Shiri: Ewww no.
Kian: *sob* You're mean.
Shiri: Awww I didn't mean it this way, you know I love you.
Kian: *grinning*
[okay so it's not part of the script, I got a lil carried away... now let's start that again]
Shiri: Hey let's all go back to your room.
Bryan: What for? [gave you another line hehe. Don't worry you're gonna get something to say soon]
Shiri: Well we could just talk or whatever.
*elevator arrives and everybody walked in*
[okay the elevator scene is really not interesting so we're moving on to when we got to the lads' floor]
Nicky: *starts singing* You make me feel... you make me real...
Then, suddenly one of the doors opened and a girl's face popped out.
Girl: Aahhhhhhh what's that awful noise?
Mark: What noise?
Girl: Oh it stopped now. Good.
Nicky: *singing again* For the rest of my days....
Girl: There's the noise!
Mark: What noise?
Shiri: You've already said that Mark, stop sounding like a broken record. And she was talking about your singing Nicky. [I know, i'm mean, but somebody's gotta do something.]
Nicky: *offended* What's wrong with my singing??
Dikla: Nothing, I think it's lovely. *smiling*
Shiri: Erm....once again, you're supposed to like Shane!
Shane: *grinning*
Bryan: Hey Shir what about that thing you promised me that i'll get more lines?
Shiri: *staring at Bryan*.. Excuse me, Bry, only a few people are allowed to call me Shir and you're not one of them.
Bry....I mean Bryan: Sorry.. *looking down*
Shiri: And what I promised you is coming right....
Girl: Hey sexy. *looking at Bryan*
Bryan: *grinning* Hey.
Girl: I'm Joey, but just call me Jo. *smiling*
Bryan: I'm sexy. *shaking head*.. I mean Bryan!
Shiri: *laughing madly*
Dikla: Hey Bryan, what about Kerry??
Bryan: What?
Dikla: And Molly?
Bryan: Who?
Dikla: *sigh* This is hopeless.
Bryan: *staring at Joey* Wanna go somewhere and get busy?
Joey: *grinning* Sure.
*Bryan and Joey ran away hand in hand and lived happily ever after*
Shiri: Okay got rid of them! *smiling happily*
Nicky: What?
Shiri: What?
Nicky: What??
Shiri: Nothing!
Nicky: Huh?!...
Shiri: Let's just get on with the story. *sigh* Okay so we were just gonna go to your room.
Dikla: But...
Shiri: What?
Dikla: There is no room scene.
Shiri: Lemme see that. *taking the script* Now there's the.....*reading*...Pub scene!
I guess I don't have to tell you that the scene takes place at the hotel pub eh? Well i'll say it anyway cause i'm the director and that what I'm getting paid for.....Who's paying me anyway?? Just so you'll know I'm not getting a penny for this! Right, back to the scene... so after this the lads and the girls decided to go to the pub...
Kian: Hey Barry. *waving at the barman* Give me the usual. [Barry the barman... hehehe! I swear it was not planned!]
Nicky: The same for me.
Barry: Coming right up.
Nicky: *spotting a girl sitting on the other side of the pub* Hey Kian check out that blonde over there...
Kian: *punching Nicky* you're engaged!
Nicky: Hey Bryan's got a kid and he's somewhere snogging someone!! If he can then so can I. *getting up and walking towards the blonde* Ahem *tapping on her shoulder* excuse me..
Blonde: Yes?
Nicky: Hi there *grinning* I'm Nicky.
Blonde: Good for you! *turning around*
Nicky: *going from around to face her* And what is your name?
Blonde: I'm Diana... and i'm not blonde!!!
Shiri: *pops in out of nowhere* Yes you are!!!
Diana: Am not!
Shiri: Are too!
Diana: Am not!
Shiri: Whatever... *pops out*
Nicky: So anywaaay.... can I buy you a drink?
Diana: *checking her pockets just to find them empty*
Nicky: Watcha got there? *trying to get a look*
Diana: *pushing him away* I just... erm.. wanted to check if...hmmm... my mobile was there, yeah. *nodding*
Nicky: Ah...
Diana: And yes I would love to get something to drink, thank you. *grinning*
[changing scene to where Kian was sitting]
Shiri: *comes and sits near Kian* Hey what's up?
Kian: Nicky's trying to hit on that blonde.
Shiri: *looking over at where Nicky is* That's.......*pause*... Isn't that...?
Kian: Wha-?
Shiri: OMG! *running over to that direction*
Diana: Shir?
Shiri: Di! *hugs* What are you doing here?
Diana: *hugs back* Just came for a visit when this Nicky guy tried to hit on me and offered a drink so since I don't have any money I said okay.
Nicky: I heard that!!!!
Shiri: *pushing Nicky away*
Nicky: What is it with people pushing me today??
Shiri: *ignoring Nicky* So you're staying at this hotel?
Diana: Yup!
Shiri: Cool which floor?
Diana: 7th. you?
Shiri: Me too!
[so anyway we kept chatting there, meanwhile Nicky went back to where Kian was sitting, still alone]
Kian: How did it go?
Nicky: *sigh* I hate blondes...
Diana: *screaming from behind them somewhere* I'm not blonde!!!!
Shiri: *coming in to the scene and dragging Diana with her* Let's make things clear once and for all...
Nicky+Kian: *staring at Shiri in a weird way*
Shiri: Kian, is Di blonde?
Kian: Yeah.
Shiri: *sticking her tongue out at Diana*
Diana: Totally not fair!!! You made him say it!
Shiri: Hehe! That's the whole fun in being the writer. *smiling proudly*
Diana: *pouting*
Shiri: Now let's go on with the scene. *going away, dragging Diana with her...again*
[Now start that last scene again]
Kian: How did it go?
Nicky: *sigh* I hate blondes...
Diana: I'm not.................
*everybody stares at Diana*
Diana: Sorry... *sweet smile*
Shiri: Okay let's move it people, last scene once again.
Kian: How did it go?
Nicky: *sigh* I hate blondes...
Kian: But Nicky..... you're blond!!!
Nicky: Wha-?.... So are you!
Kian: But not originally! *proud*
[Now back to me and Di. While Kian and Nicky were talking she told me she came to Israel with Janelle, Patricia and Cindy...]
Shiri: Get outta here!!! You gotta be kiddin' me!
Diana: Seriously! *looking behind Shiri* Oh here they are! Cindy! Nelly! Tash! *waving* Over here!
Tash+Nelly+Cindy: Hey!
Shiri: Awwww you guys! *hugging* Good to see you!
Nelly: Hey I heard Westlife are staying at this hotel... Heard anything about it?
Shiri: Yep that's true, I've actually seen Kian a minute ago...*turns around and points at where Kian and Mark were sitting and chatting*...over there. Maybe I can introduce you guys to.....
Cindy+Nelly: *interrupting Shiri* OMG!!!!!!!! *looking at each other weirdly, then back at Mark*
Cindy: Mark... *drooling*
Nelly: Hey don't drool over MY man!
Shiri: .....Or maybe not.
Cindy: Shir you GOTTA introduce me to him!
Nelly: Me first! Me first!
Shiri: Hmmm I don't know... I don't want you to scare him.
Nelly: Pleeeeeaaaasssssssse!!!!!! I wanna talk to Mark, I wanna talk to Maaaark! *whining*
Cindy: Yeah me toooooo. *whining toooooo........ I mean too*.
Shiri: *sigh* Fine, fine, just stop whining.
Di: Do we really have to go there? I rather sit here than see Nicky again... he's not that good looking in real life, you know!
Shiri: Why I think he's cute.... I like someone else though. *smiling*
Tash: I wonder who. *wink*
Shiri: *giggling*
Nelly: Can we please go now?
Cindy: Yeah let's go, let's go!
Shiri: Don't be pushy!
Cindy+Nelly: *pushing Shiri towards there*
Tash: *following them*
Di: *stayed there all alone*...*looking around*... Fine i'll come too.
Mark: *noticing Shiri with the rest of the girls standing near them* Oh hi. *smiling*
Nelly: *thinking: OMG he just smiled at me!!!* Hi...
Cindy: .............................. *shocked*
Shiri: *looking at both Nelly and Cindy*... Right, well this is Cindy and......
Nelly: *interrupting Shiri* I'm Mrs. Feehily but just call me Nelly.
Cindy: .............................. *still shocked*...... Hey wait a minute i'm Mrs. Feehily!
Nelly: No way, I am!
Shiri: Girls, girls....please, PLEASE stick to the script!
Mark: Why I like the idea of them fighting over me. *cheeky grin*
Shiri: *rolling eyes* They ARE gonna fight for you, just in a better way than this.
Mark: *pleased*
Kian: Am I gonna say something or just keep staring at them?
Shiri: Just keep staring.
Kian: *pouting*
Shiri: Now start again.
Nelly: I'm Mrs. Feehily but just call me Nelly.
Cindy: .............................. *still shocked*
Mark: *whispering to Kian's ear* This is weird.... how can I get away from them?
Kian: Hey don't ask me, i'm just here to stare.
Nicky: *coming from behind the girls* Here's your drink Mark... next time you go get it yourself, i'm not your.........*spotting Diana*.........well hello.
Diana: *rolling eyes*
Shiri: Be nice Di, he did get you a drink.
Di: But I don't like Nickyyyy!!!
Shiri: Argh, that's it! I've had it. Now i'm the director and you do what I say.
Di: *nodding*
Shiri: Now you like Nicky. And start acting more like a fan.
Di: Ha, they should be fans of me.
Shiri: Maybe in my next script *wink*
Di: Hehe.
Shiri: Okay start this again.
Di: Okay...... Hey Nicky...... I wanted to... uummmm....
Nicky: Yeah?
Di: Thank you for..... the drink.... *trying to smile*
[suddenly they heard screaming from behind them]
Girl: Let me go you little two faced fucked up camel shagging twat head!!!!! LET ME GOOOO!!!!
Kian: *turns around* What's going on there?
Bodyguard: *holding on to the girl* I'm sorry Kian, this fan was just trying to get closer to you and I tried to stop her.
Girl: Who are you calling a fan! *bites his arm to make him loose her free* Get away from me! *running towards where the girls were sitting with Kian, Nicky and Mark*
Bodyguard: *running after her*
Shiri: Yollee?
Yollee: *going to Shiri and hiding behind her* Save me from the big scary baboon!
Shiri: What are you doing here?
Yollee: Running away from this monster!
Bodyguard: Do you know this girl?
Shiri: Course I do! Let her go!
Yollee: Yeah let me go!
Bodyguard: *walks away quietly*
Kian: So you mean you didn't come here to see me? *seems a bit hurt*
Yollee: As if I'd come here to see a short blond guy.
Kian: I'm not originally blond.....and I'm not that short!!!
Shiri: Uh huh, whatever you say Ki.
Nelly: Sooo Mark, are you free tonight?
Mark: Me? I'm....errr... I can't, I....promised Kian we'll go somewhere, yeah!
Kian: Really?
Mark: *punching Kian* Yeah, don't you remember? We said we'll go to....*whispering* wherever as long as it's not those two... *ahem*... Anyway I'm going to my room now, goodbye! *getting up and starts walking away*
Cindy: Wait, Mark! I can go with you! *running after him*
Nelly: Yeah me too!! *running after them*
Tash: I'm not gonna run after them. *takes a seat*
Shiri: You're not?
Tash: Nope.
Shiri: Phew, good to know we have at least one sane person here.
Tash: Besides, you really think I'm gonna go after Mark when my Shaney baby could be here any minute now? *huge grin*
Shiri: I spoke to soon...
Shane: *comes in the pub and walks up to where they were sitting* Hey. *grabbing a chair and sits down* what's up?
Tash: *stares at Shane*
Shane: What? *looking at Tash* do I have something stuck between my teeth?
Tash: O..........o.......oooo..............my..........................Godddddd!!!!!!!!!!!
Shane: Huh?
Shiri: Oh yeah... Shane, this is Tash, Tash this is....well you know who he is.
Shane: *takes Tash's hand and kisses it* nice to meet you.
Tash: *faints*
Shiri: Oh no, somebody do something!
Nicky: I'm not doing CPR again!
Shiri: But you're the only one who knows how to...besides, you practiced on Dikla on the first scene!
Nicky: Yeah, but...
Shiri: No buts! Now go there *pushing Nicky*
Nicky: *leaning closer to Tash*
Tash: *opening eyes and staring at Nicky, just before he got close enough* what the hell are you doing??
Nicky: I...
Tash: *slapping Nicky*
Nicky: *holding his cheek* what was that for?!
Tash: You almost kissed me! Yuck!
Nicky: I was not....... Tell her, Shiri!
Shiri: Shame on you Nicky, you've got a girlfriend... *shaking head*
Nicky: Argh, whatever! I'm not doing CPR ever again! *walks out of the pub*
Di: I'll go see if he's okay.
Shiri: Wow, I thought you don't like him.
Di: I don't!
Shiri: Uh huh.
Di: I'm not having this conversation with you. I'm gonna go now. *leaving the pub to go look for Nicky*
Shane: I'll go look for Nicky as well.
Tash: I'll help ya. *grabs Shane's hand as they both walk out of the pub*
Shiri+Kian: *left alone, looking at each other*
Kian: So.....
Shiri: Don't even think about it! I'm going.
So the lads left the pub, and forgot to pay Barry, which was not forgotten! Nicky was still upset, so he left the hotel and went down to the beach for a long walk.
Nicky: I cannot believe this...I try to do a nice thing and they just....
[suddenly Nicky heard a voice from behind him]
Di: Hey Nicky wait up!
Nicky: Huh? *turns around*. Oh hi.
Di: Hey *smiling*
Nicky: What are you doing here?
Di: Look I never said that I like you so get off my back okay??
Nicky: I didn't say anything about it.
Di: Oh.....okay then...
Nicky: You wanna go for a walk?
Di: Okay.
[Meanwhile]
Mark: No you cannot go the bathroom with me!
Cindy: But....
Mark: No buts. I'm going in now. *going in and shutting the door*
Cindy: Darn. *takes a seat next to Nelly*
[At the same time, in the lobby]
Tash: Shaney baby, I don't think we're gonna find him...
Shane: Yeah maybe you're....*pauses and thinking*... What did you just call me?
Stacy: *getting in the scene* YAY!!!!
Shane+Tash: Huh?
Shiri: CUT!!! *coming in from backstage* Stacy what you doing here??
Stacy: YAY!!!!
Shiri: That's enough.
Stacy: YAY!!!!
Shiri: I said that's enough!
Stacy: YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!
Shiri: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Stacy: *offended*
Shiri: Sorry for yelling. So what are you so happy about?
Stacy: I almost finished this 150 questions survey!!! YAYAYAYA.....
Shiri: *cutting her* we get your point! *gets out of the scene and dragging Stacy with her*
Shane: So where were we?
Tash: You just told me you were gonna split up with Gillian for me.
Shane: I did?
Tash: Of course!
Shane: Oh okay.......*stops to think*.....why though?
Tash: You said you're in love with me and we're moving in together now....it's in the script, isn't it Shir?
Shiri: Oh yes it is!
Shane: Since when?
Shiri: Since now! Just roll with it...!
[back to Cindy, Nelly and Mark...]
Nelly: *banging on the bathroom's door* Maaaaaark!!!!
Mark: *mumbling something*
Nelly: Come on! Get out!
Cindy: *helping her banging now* How long does it take you to....do what you have to do?!
*silence*
Nelly+Cindy: *staring at each other, thinking for a second then opening the bathroom's door slowly*
Cindy: He's not here!!
Nelly: The window's opened!!! *looking out the window* OMG Mark what the hell are you doing there???
Mark: Argh!! I.... I... felt bad so I went to get some fresh air.... Hey look there's a view on the beach from here!
Nelly+Cindy: *looking to where Mark was pointing*
Cindy: Hey he's right!
Nelly: Isn't that Di there on the beach?
Cindy: And isn't that Nicky with her?
Nelly: I thought she didn't like him.
Meanwhile Mark was trying to get away quietly
Cindy: Mark does Nicky like.... Mark?? *looking around*
Nelly: Damn he got away!
[on the beach]
Di: So...aren't ya like... going out with Georgina?
Nicky: Yea, but I like you better *idiotic smile*
Di: Really? *blushing and looking down*
Nicky: *leaning closer*
Di: Hey wait a minute! *pushing Nicky away then running to behind the cameras*
Shiri: What's wrong?
Di: Nobody said anything about kissing Nicky! I'm not gonna kiss him, yuck!
Shiri: Why not?
Di: He's ugly and he's short and... blond! I hate blonds!
Shiri: But you're blonde too
Di: Am not!
Shiri: Are too!
Di: I'm nottttttt *sobbing*
Shiri: Well fiiine be like that
Di: Yea, FINE! And I'm not gonna kiss him.
Shiri: Gosh... fine, fine, you don't have to kiss him
Di: Actually... *cheeky grin* I've got an idea
Shiri: Eh?
Di: *whispering something to Shiri's ear*
Shiri: I like that *giggling*
Nicky: Hey what you two talking about there?
Di: Oh, nothing. Let's go back to the scene.
Shiri: Places everybody! Lights, cameras, ACTION!
Nicky: *leaning closer*
Di: *slapping him*
Nicky: Ouch!! What was that for?!
Di: That's what it said on the script...
Nicky: I read it 5 minutes ago and it did not say anything like that!
Shiri: It does now.
Nicky: Did you notice how many times people slapped me and pushed me away today?? That's it, I quit! *walking away*
Shiri: Nicky get your ass back here or I'll tell Georgina about you and Di!
Nicky: *stops* Argh!... Fine... But one more of those and I'm out of here!
[back to the lobby, where I was dragging Kian's hand to the hotel entrance's direction]
Shiri: Come on, hurry up! She's gonna be here any second now!
Kian: Who is 'she'?
Shiri: *sigh* you don't ever listen to me, do you?
Kian: Yeah of course this shirt looks good on you.
Shiri: KIAN!!
Kian: *shaking head* Yes? Did you say anything?
Shiri: Sherry....is....coming... are you following?
Kian: Who's Sherry?
Shiri: My best mate!
Di: *coming in the scene* heyyyyyy I thought I was your best mate! *sobsob*
Shiri: You are... I mean you and Sherry both are!
Di: *sniff* really?
Shiri: Yep!... can you get out of my scene now?
Di: *leaving the scene*
Sherry: *coming in from behind* Shir!!!!
Shiri: Sherry! Hey!!!
Sherry: You have no idea what happened to me on...the way....here... *staring somewhere behind Shiri*
Shiri: What? What happened?
Sherry: Wow aren't you a pretty thing
Shiri: Why thank you, I did change my hair, you like it?
Sherry: *pushing Shiri aside to face Kian* Hi, I'm Sherry. That's with double r and y afterwards *huge grin*
Kian: Ermm... Hi..?
Sherry: *jumping on him and starts kissing him* I love ya I love ya I love ya!!! *stops and jumps down* wait a minute!!! I don't want Kian!!
Kian: You don't?
Sherry: I want Shane!!!
Shane's voice coming from behind the scenes somewhere: You do?
Shiri: Okay, okay! Shane go away, you're not supposed to meet Sherry yet.
Shane's voice from behind the scenes: How can I go away if I'm not even there? It's just my voice!
Shiri: Well stop talking, we're trying to shoot a scene here! Back to places everyone. Keep rolling!
To be continued...