|| Amusing 'Life
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Shiri: Hey everybody! *waving* Here we are again for another interview with the five lovely lads - Westlife!
Diana: *giggling*
Shiri: What?
Diana: You said they're lovely *still giggling*
Shiri: Yeah, so?
Diana: You obviously haven't read the script
Shiri: There's a script? *surprised*
Diana: Uh... course not *sweet smile*
Shiri: Right... well, as I said, the five lovely lads - Westlife!
Westlife: *walking in the room while fans' screams are suddenly heard*
Diana: Wow, where did that come from? *looking around, searching for the fans*
Shiri: The magic of sound effects *winks*
Diana: Uh huh
Shiri: Well, hello boys! Glad you could make it!
Bryan: Hidy-ho!
Diana: hide what?
Shiri: *elbows Diana*
Shane: Well hello ladies!
*everyone gets seated*
Shiri: So lets start with the interview!
Nicky: Sure *winks*
Diana: *giving him a strange look*
Shiri: Bryan!
Bryan: *jumps up from his seat* I swear I didn't put gum on Mark's chair!!
*everybody staring at him*
Mark: *goes purple in the face* Why you lil...!!!
Shiri: I was actually gonna ask about the Celebrity Dad Of The Year thingy...
Diana: Yeahh... I mean... how did you get it?? *amazed*
Kian: Yeah that's what I'd like to know! I mean I'm SO much better than him! *checking into his mirror*
Shiri: You're not a dad Kian...
Diana: *shaking her head*
Kian: Dad? Who said anything about dad? I said I'm BAD! *trying to make a tough look*
Diana: *opening mouth to say something, then stops* Why bother...
Shiri: Anywaayyy... Bryan, how does it feel to win Celebrity Dad Of The Year?
Bryan: It's amazing! It took me lots of work, effort and of course love to get to be the great dad I am to Mary and Laura!
Diana: Who?! *staring at him weirdly*
Bryan: Mandy and Lucy
Shiri: You mean Molly and Lilly?
Bryan: That's what I said!
Diana: Sure you did, Bry...
Bryan: *smiling happily*
Shiri: Moving on! Kian, I heard you got yourself a new girlfriend.
Kian: Yeah, and we're not in love! Not in love, you hear me? Not in l-o-v... *stops and thinks* -a!
Shiri: *glaring* right!
Kian: That's right!
Diana: Yeah... so now that we got that clear... *looking at Kian* are you sure you're not naturally blond?
Shiri: *chuckles*
Kian: Huh? I don't get it
Diana: My point exactly
Shiri: Anyway, Mark... we have a question for you
Mark: Yup? *munching some cookies*
Diana: It's just that we've found this picture and...
Shiri: ...we wanted to ask you...
Diana: Have you ever heard of the word DIET?!
Mark: Whaaat?!
Diana: I didn't think so... *shaking head*
Shiri: Okay well let's move on to a sane person - Shane!
Shane: Wow!
Diana: What?
Shane: You finally let me talk! *smiling widely*
Shiri: *rolling eyes*
Diana: Anyway...it's your birthday today, isn't it?
Shane: *jumping from his seat* YOU REMEMBERED!!!! I can't believe it! Even my family forgot... *making a sad face, then smiles widely* but you remembered!!!
Diana: Actually I didn't, it just says so on my card... *showing him the card*
Shane: Oh... *getting back to his seat*
Shiri: Right... so what are your plans for your birthday party?
Shane: Me and Gillian are gonna get together and get busy *grinning*
Shiri & Diana: MEN!
Shane: Oh but she doesn't know about it yet... it's a surprise!
Shiri: Shane, you do realize she might be reading this, don't you?
Shane: No... NO!!! Not fair! Scratch that, take it back!
Diana: Too late for that!
Shiri: So how old are you anyway? 35?
Shane: *shocked* 24!!
Diana: Really? Cause from the looks of your hair... *checking it from every angle* you seem older!
Shane: *taking a small mirror out of his pocket* Omg I'm losing my hair! My beautiful hair!
Shiri: Can I take back what I said earlier? About Shane being sane and everything...
Shane: My hair! *crying* Don't leave me!
Shiri: That seems like the right time to cut off this thing so...
Nicky: *ahem*
Shiri: ...if there's...
Nicky: *AHEM*
Shiri: What?!
Nicky: How come you didn't ask me anything? *pouting*
Diana: Well, you're boring
Kian: That's true, unless he's asleep, then he says the funniest stuff
Nicky: Have you been watching me sleeping again? *giving Kian a look*
Kian: No! Shane recorded you...
Nicky: Well at least I don't walk in my sleep! *looking at Bryan*
Bryan: What did I do?! Argh... Well at least I'm not fat *looking at Mark*
Everybody: *looking at Bryan*
Mark: Well at least I'm not bald!
Shiri: Okay, time to go! So thanks to Westlife for coming down here... *glaring at the lads* that means you're going now, shoot!
Westlife: *leaving the room as screaming fans' voices are heard once again*
Diana: I just love that thing. How come they never do that when we come in?
Shiri: We're not famous yet. But we will be soon, so watch out *winks*
Diana: So what have we learned today?
Shiri: Mark likes cookies, Shane is starting to lose hair at age 24, Bryan is an idiot, Kian is plain stupid and Nicky is a whiner!
Diana: And sound effects are super-cool!
Shiri: So that concludes yet another interview with the five not-so-lovely lads - Westlife!
Diana: Told you so!
Shiri: How do you get those scripts anyway?
Diana: I have connections
Shiri: Me too but who... *stops and looks at the camera* you're still here? Go away, this is a private conversation!
*camera still rolling*
Diana: Oh look, Pamela Anderson is stripping outside the building!
*camera disappears*
Shiri: I bet it was a cameraman!
Diana: Yup...*shaking head*... Goodbye!
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