Music Video Reviews

Pop-
I really liked this video. Very colorful. Lotsa color is always good. I�m glad MTV aired that one hour episode of �Making the Video� for this.
Justin�s little commercial was cute. The girl was pretty, but I didn�t see a point for a lead girl. They could�ve called me up and they wouldn�t have to give me a dusty dime to do it. I�d be in a music video for free. I like Justin�s �pop life� part.
I guess it�s free to call me slow because it took me forever to realize that Justin�s �move to the back turntable floor and go back to the first one� even occurred. Then I watch the making and he says that was gonna happen. Oops.
I like it when JC �hits� the side of the camera. Chris was doin� his thang on the ones and twos, Lance was in his white room thingy (I would�ve gotten dizzy in there), and Joey was just pimpin�. It�s videos like this that make me wish I was a dancer (or at least took dance classes when I was little).
Wade is so damn sexy. And he�s tall. And talented. ::Mouth waters:: You know he has to have a nice body with all that dancing he does. Wade Robson = Sexiest Man Alive (at least one of the Sexiest Men on my list).
Anycrap (haha Aunt Colette fron SNL when our boys were on), back to the video.
They�re lucky I�m not a dancer in that video. JC says he was gonna get groped ... just be glad I wasn�t there, hun. I probably would�ve been arrested. I might not be professional about anything, but I�d just be professional to keep my ass on the set. Just let me feel on that man anytime. If only I caught them in a club (any of them, actually). I�d be on them like white on rice. Like hot sauce on greens.
The dance break was really cool. They just kept switching their places, so it was a little hard to keep up with all of them. On that �hump the floor� part, watch JC. On the last hump, he pretty much does the worm. His body dips down so far. Me and my sis just found it a lil� funny.
Man, I wish I could be in a music video of theirs. I don�t even have to be in front of the camera. I�ll fetch cheese and crackers or even deodorize and dry off their sweaty armpits if I have to. Gross, I know, but I�d do it.
I really liked Justin�s beat boxing at the end. Is it just my bad vision, or does it look like someone (Lance, I think) has cornrows? I had my contacts in! They just don�t show that part long enough. Maybe I�m just crazy.

This I Promise You-
There�s really not that much to say about this video. I really love the song. The guys are all gorgeous in the vid. There�s lotsa trees. Lotsa bubbles too. I know that some people were disappointed with it, but do you really expect a video full of special effects and junk for a ballad? I honestly liked it. I could�ve been in this one too. They all would�ve been singing to me, and that would�ve been the video. That would�ve been a really bad video. I�d just be smiling cheesily and looking dumb. One can smile for only so long. Justin was checking out that blonde girl. Don�t burn a hole in her, Ass Man! Geez. Bu they don�t show her face, so I wonder if she was even that cute. The director told them to look at her. I could�ve been that girl. Walk in front of the table, walk behind the table. That�s easy.