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(If you are reading this, then you were too drunk to remember)
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-----> Welcome to my web site!  Due to recent government regulations, i must forewarn you about this site.  It is full of pointless, random, immature, and bizarre things.  It is like no other web site in existence.  If you're brave enough, please proceed.  I will be your guide for the rest of your stay, so while you are here, please feel free to smoke, drink, eat, or talk because it doesn't really affect me one way or another. 
Please sign my guestbook so I know who you are and why you're here.
Thank you.
Have a seat in my comfortable red chair!
do not click here if you drink more than 2 beers a day
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