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Disney is Evil
Nothing seems more innocent than the ensemble
of Disney characters that have warmed your heart. You have been deceived:
the Disney Corporation is no Prince Charming.
I am not attacking Disney for giving Eric a
boner in The Little Mermaid or for drawing "sex" in the dust of The Lion
King. That was the work of horny, geeky animators. Disney has assaulted
humanity in many other ways:
Disney movies are degrading to women.
Regardless of whether the big-breasted female
main character is named "Sleeping Beauty," or "Ariel," she is always
spineless and in need of rescuing. These damsels grow feint when attacked,
and their only hope is that a sex-starved prince kills the attacker in
exchange for an abusive marriage to a submissive wife. Note, however,
that these timid "heroines" never lack in homemaking skills. I'm no feminist,
but it seems strange how Snow White and Cinderella can harness the power
of animals to do intricate housekeeping but can never struggle against
repressive and homicidal matriarchs. Why don't they get the animals to kick
some ass? Aquaman does.
Real women aren't helpless wimps, but Disney movies
insist they are.
More recent Disney movies overcompensate for past
sexism and exclusion of ethnic groups with uninspired movies like Mulan
and Pocahontas. These movies are as boring as they are stupid. You just
can't draw Cinderella three shades darker and call her Harriet Tubman.
In fact, it's horrible.
Disney movies brainwash viewers against eating meat.
If you eat venison with three or more Americans,
one will say, "It's Bambi." Here's a revelation: Bambi is not real, it's
a movie. Real deer can't talk, and if they could, they would say, "Grass
tastes like shit, my poop sticks to my fur, and I smell like a skunk's
nuts. Somebody shoot me." Most living creatures aren't cute, and some are
downright scary. Have you ever seen real wild animals up close, not those
sissified zoo inmates, but real wild animals? They would kick your head
in, gnaw off your face, and crap on your dead body. Circle of life.
Disney is a monopoly like Microsoft.
Don't let that Mickey Mouse bullshit fool you;
Disney, Inc. is a multibillion dollar company with a death-grip on movie-production
and television. Disney now controls ABC, along with cable channels that
showcase pre-boob Britney Spears and other Mickey Mouse Club hoochie
trainees. There is even a subsidiary of Disney named Buena Vista Distribution
that controls movie distribution. Face it: Disney has control over animation
in movies and television like no other. It's miraculous that renegade animation
like South Park has become successful.
Disney has lowered the quality of family entertainment.
Animation like Shrek, Detxter's Lab, and Batman:
The Animated Series are by far more clever and engaging than any Disney
production. Sadly, it is difficult for rouge animators to compete with
the Disney juggernaut. It chokes rival projects with flashy, vapid competition.
Disney's market power is flexed by their merchandising
branch. The Disney Store makes enough money to hire custodians to clean
up my vomit whenever I pass it in the mall, and it still makes a profit.
Little kids, drooling while in their Disney programming induced trances,
bitch at their parents until they buy Disney clothes and toys to shut
them up. I wonder how many parents kill their children while attempting
to beat the Disney out of them.
Disney made a movie starring Michael Jackson.
Cinema has never sunk lower than Captain EO.
This was a "film" that sucked even though it was produced by George Lucas,
directed by Francis Ford Coppola, and cost $30 million. It was only shown
inside Disney theme parks, probably to protect the life of the President
from its lethal crappiness.
This movie was a crime against humanity because
it was an endorsement of Michael Jackson as a safe-for-kids superstar.
Essentially, Disney told kids it was okay to get in the van and make
special movies with Jacko. Just don't tell mommy.
For all the above reasons and more, I will trash Disney as much
as is humanly possible by posting compromising pictures of its animated
characters on this website.
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Disney Deviants
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