Vash the Stampede

*huge grin on his face* Hi friends! My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. *laughs* HAHaHAHaHAHAHA! Okay you may not know me very well by that name so you can call me, Vash the Stampede. *waves hands* But please don't call me by my full name! I hate it when people do that!
Description:* *scratches spiky head* Well, gee wouldn't you know by the rumors, dear friends? *sighs and whines* Oh, okaaaay, I guess I could give you just a little one. *clears throat and switches to a deeper announcer type voice* I am a beautiful spiky blonde haired man, with the bluest green eyes you ever will see. *whispers* believe me all the ladies fall for it *goofy grin and continues on in the announcer voice* I wear a shiny black body suit that accents all of my muscles and curves, not too mention my tall lanky form. *models for a few moments before continuing, in a more serious tone* My left arm is android and has a hidden gun, that I haven't used in years. *blinks* I think that pretty much covers it *gets a goofy grin as he looks around and whispers* So ladies come and get me, although watch out for Merle she can be really bitchy.
PersonalityI am the man who slaughters the innocent and does the evil of most evil deeds! *sighs* Well, not really that's just what the rumors say so to set the record straight, I'll tell you what I'm really like. I am a very compassionate man, who fights only to protect and not to kill . I love humanity, mostly because Rem taught me, and I love to eat donuts. *huge grin* I love my brother very much and will do anything to save him, he is everything to me.
HobbiesWell, gee friends this isn't too hard, I guess. I love to eat donuts, salmon sandwiches, and spaghetti. I also travel a lot and help people when I can, that is if they aren't afraid of me. Through all of my travel I try to spread Love and Peace throughout the world! *crosses index finger behind his middle and pulls his arm back and then shoves it forward* LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!....