59) You've decided that your favorite chess piece is the knight.

58) When you went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, you spent three hours in the gift shop and came out with a book on Pompeii, a deck of trivia cards about Rome, and a small $4.95 plastic Julius Caesar.

57) And promptly renamed him Lucius.

56) You can no longer stomach Dark Shadows, even for the cheese factor, and think Angel is a shameless rip-off.

55) You find a kiddie forensics kit in the Discovery Store and seriously consider buying it, even though you have no money.

54) You watched a bad Lifetime movie because Nigel Bennett was in it.

53) While studying ancient Mithraism, you find the implications of the three ranks 'knight,' 'raven' and 'father' very interesting...

52) A single screencap from 'Last Knight' makes you burst into tears.

51) You're very glad your favorite X-man is Nightcrawler.

50) You stand by the cheesy Saturday morning X-Men cartoon from the early '90s because Catherine Disher and Cedric Smith (Liam O'Neal) are regular voices.

49) You find medieval music CDs in your local record store and curse yourself for already having bought another Phantom CD.

48) Red roses cease to symbolize Phantom of the Opera, at least first in your mind.

47) White roses surpass red roses in beauty, in your opinion.

46) While writing a story that has nothing to do with Forever Knight, you find yourself visualizing FK characters as your own.

45) Your AIM conversations consist almost entirely of sticking random funny quotes into FK people's mouths.

44) You choose college courses on the basis of how well they relate to FK.

43) You have seriously considered naming your first-born son 'Nicholas' (or Lucius or Javier or Donald).

42) You have seriously considered naming your first-born daughter 'Natalie' (or Janette or Fleur or Tracy).

41) All things Welsh have suddenly become sacred.

40) You think you've figured out where Carreg, Wales is ('cause you're pretty sure it's not a real place).

39) You want to move to 101 Gateway, Toronto, Canada (even though you know it's not a real address).

38) You find Janette's use of the term 'Dorian Gray syndrome' in 'Dark Knight' incredibly amusing, since Dorian Gray bears an uncanny resemblence to Nick...

37) You think Claudia from Interview With a Vampire is a rip-off of Divia (even though you know damn well IWaV was written in the 1970s).

36) You think that guy who's always napping in the English lounge looks just like Vachon.

35) You judge all villians by how well they measure up to LaCroix.

34) You can't watch GWD's Highlander episode without looking for yellow eyes everytime he frowns.

33) You've been watching real crime shows religiously.

32) While watching said programs, you find yourself thinking 'How would Nick and Schanke/Tracy solve this?'

31) You think it would be really funny for Nick to drive KITT (the car from Knight Rider).

30) You think they picked the wrong 'Knight' to star in Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical, even though you have no clue whether or not GWD can sing.

29) You are thrilled to pieces that you have a track of Cedric Smith singing.

28) When you hear the phrase 'dumb blond,' you immediately think of Tracy.

27) And then are ashamed.

26) And then to be fair, you think of Nick.

25) You have seriously considered sleeping with Janette, even though you're a straight female.

24) You went into debt to purchase all three seasons of Kristen's VCDs.

23) You think LaCroix could kick Dracula's ass.

22) You think Janette could kick Buffy's ass.

21) While watching Pirates of the Caribbean, you try to figure out if a mortal Screed might have been one of Jack's crew.

20) And are saddened when you realize he could not have been.

19) While watching Shadow of the Vampire, you are struck by how much Max Shreck's lament sounds like LaCroix mourning over Fleur, and your imagination takes off.

18) While watching the trailer for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, you are amazed by how much Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton) looks like LaCroix.

17) Then you remember that Draco's father is *Lucius* Malfoy, and your imagination takes off.

16) You've spent hours with a biology textbook trying to figure out just what the HELL the Fever virus was.

15) And you think you've figured it out.

14) You've written three academic papers on Forever Knight.

13) And you've only been in college for three semesters.

12) While researching a paper for biology, you discover the cure for vampirism.

11) And are thoroughly pissed off that you can't call Natalie and tell her about it.

10) You are highly amused by the fact that Nigel Bennett's character on Earth: Final Conflict was killed by Kari Matchett's (Alyssa von Linz) character.

9) But you're pissed that he was only a colonel.

8) Everytime Orson Welles says 'Rosebud' in Citizen Kane, you start giggling.

7) You've tried to figure out just what Selene's social position is.

6) You've almost missed your bus home because you wanted to see the end of 'The Fix.'

5) The file on your computer for FK fanfiction takes up half of your active memory space.

4) You'd rather watch FK than go to dinner with friends.

3) You'd rather *be* dinner for FK characters than go to dinner with friends.

2) You've gotten into violent arguments to protect the integrity of your favorite FK character.

1) You've failed a class because you were too busy with the glory that is Forever Knight to bothered with pithy things like numbers.