By Tom Rainey
WASHINGTON, DC. November 21 - The FBI has identified a new network of terrorist cells. President Bush told reporters that though the cells are relatively "microscopic", he warned that these specific terrorist cells were especially dangerous if they are determined to be "terrorist stem cells" - which would have the potential of developing into both Islamic fundamentalist or white supremacist terrorists. "If we could get a hold of one of these cell lines ourselves," Bush added, "we could even raise us a whole crop of old school Contras. I bet daddy would dig that."
