Topic:   Whom do I have the pleasure of speaking to?

 

Batman: Is anyone here, or am I left to rot and decay on monitor duty?

 

Batman: I'm...

...

all...

..

alone...

...

 

Batman: My stomach hurts.

 

Batman: Hello, Batman, how are you?

 

Batman: I'm fine, Batman, how about yourself?

 

Batman: I'm doing just grand. Any plans for the weekend?

 

Batman: No, just the same...

crime fighting, date with Diana, you know the drill.

 

Batman: Yeah, you should, shouldn't you? Considering the fact that I AM you.

 

Batman: I'm talking to myself on the internet while rotting of boredom in monitor duty.

Pathetic.

 

Batman: I am NOT pathetic!

 

Artemis: ok, now I'm worried. . . knew about the Bruce Wayne/Batman split. . . now there's another Batman personality?

 

Artemis: bored? go read my stupid story--it's finished.

 

Batman: I am justice. I am the night. I am Batman. I am justice. I am the night. I am Batman.

I can't be vengeance because God is vengeance.

So I guess that makes me justice.

but I can't be the night, because I don't have any stars on my costume.

Maybe Diana is the night.

Perhaps I am going insane.

Perhaps I should go find Hawkgirl.

AND DESTROY HER FOR DOING THIS TO ME!!!!

 

Batman: quote:


Originally posted by Artemis:
bored? go read my stupid story--it's finished.


YOUR STORY ISN'T STUPID.

I am justice. I am the lice. I am Bamtan!

..or am I Bamatan?

Or am I mamtan?

bamnat?

I'm so confused...

 

Artemis: :rolls eyes:: everyone knows you don't kill.

 

Batman: Yes. I don't kill others. But myself...that's an entire different story.

I'm about to impale myself on a batarang.

No I’m not!

Yes I am!!
No I'm NOT!!!

AM TOO!

AM NOT!

AM TOO!

AM NOT!!

AM TOO!

*gurgle*

 

Artemis: yes it is stupid, but I'm ok with that--it's a story about the men of the JL getting manicures and facials and then the Wonder Twins show up. . . good, clean, stupid, vapid irreverence. . .

ok, NOW that's pathetic--I'm defending why it's stupid. . .I’ll shut up now.

 

Artemis: dang it Batman, you got BatGuts all over the Monitor Womb-- GL just cleaned!

 

Batman: I vomited in your hair.

 

Artemis: so you impale yourself, make a mess, and BAIL so now I have to clean? gee thanks!

 

Artemis: quote:


Originally posted by Batman:
I vomited in your hair.


ew. . . I am so telling Superman about this-- you're getting monitor duty for life!

 

Batman: quote:


Originally posted by Artemis:
so you impale yourself, make a mess, and BAIL so now I have to clean? gee thanks!


I suggest you use a strong shampoo.

 

Batman: quote:


Originally posted by Artemis:
ew. . . I am so telling Superman about this-- you're getting monitor duty for life!


I think you're a little too late.

Just consider it a payback in what you did to me in that outrageous song.

 

Artemis
Ha! I WISH I wrote The Song-- that was all UG. . .

 

Batman: Well then.

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Batman: I am Batman. I am justice. I am the night. I am...

*gurgle*

 

Batman: I'm alone again.  

 

Batman: BATMAN!! COME HERE!

Yes, Batman?

Hey tell them about them!

What do you mean?

I don’t know!

Well If I don’t know, you don't know!

Then I guess if you don’t know I don’t know!

then who knows?

I don't.

I need some chocolate.

I need some brains.

I need a life.

I'm dying...

 

Artemis: bored now.

you need to get out more Bats. . .

 

Batman

I think there was something in the punch at the JL party last night.

I only went because Diana told me if I didn't, I would be eating my batsymboled underwear through my nose.

I love her dearly, but sometimes she can be extremely cruel.

I told her I'm not a people person.

I told me I'm not a people person.

Ha ha!! i speld peple wronguh.

Wook! ahm spewin eberytin wrog.

hee hee!!

eeeee hee heee!!

BWHAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Batman: quote:


Originally posted by Artemis:
bored now.

you need to get out more Bats. . .


DEATH TO MONITOR DUTY!!!!!

 

Artemis: well let's put on something more interesting.

<starts fiddling with a monitor>

CARTOONS! YEA!

 

wondy222: quote:


Originally posted by Artemis:
well let's put on something more interesting.

<starts fiddling with a monitor>

CARTOONS! YEA!


Cartoons? Where?

 

Artemis: on all the monitors! I’m sure the planet will be ok for a few hours. . .

 

Batman: BUGGS BUNNY!!! ELMER FUDD!! JUSTICE LEAGUE!!

No, that's too much like work.

 

wondy222: quote:


Originally posted by Artemis:
on all the monitors! I’m sure the planet will be ok for a few hours. . .


Yeah yeah.......Earth'll be fine!

*Hangs up cloak and sword and gets a bowl of coco puffs*

 

Artemis: hey Wondy, hurry up! x-men: evolution's on the monitor that used to be Europe. . .

 

wondy222: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!?!

*Dives into chair next to Artemis*

Ummm.......coco puffs and Kurt....the breakfast of maniacs.......... :D

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