Topic: Whom do I have the pleasure of speaking
to?
Batman: Is anyone here, or am I left to rot and decay on
monitor duty?
Batman: I'm...
...
all...
..
alone...
...
Batman: My stomach hurts.
Batman: Hello, Batman, how are you?
Batman: I'm fine, Batman, how about yourself?
Batman: I'm doing just grand. Any plans for the weekend?
Batman: No, just the same...
crime fighting, date with Diana,
you know the drill.
Batman: Yeah, you should, shouldn't you? Considering the fact
that I AM you.
Batman: I'm talking to myself on the internet while rotting
of boredom in monitor duty.
Pathetic.
Batman: I am NOT pathetic!
Artemis: ok, now I'm worried. . . knew about the Bruce
Wayne/Batman split. . . now there's another Batman personality?
Artemis: bored? go read my stupid story--it's finished.
Batman: I am justice. I am the night. I am Batman. I am justice.
I am the night. I am Batman.
I can't be vengeance because God
is vengeance.
So I guess that makes me justice.
but I can't be the night, because
I don't have any stars on my costume.
Maybe Diana is the night.
Perhaps I am going insane.
Perhaps I should go find Hawkgirl.
AND DESTROY HER FOR DOING THIS TO
ME!!!!
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
bored? go read my stupid story--it's finished.
YOUR STORY ISN'T STUPID.
I am justice. I am the lice. I am
Bamtan!
..or am I Bamatan?
Or am I mamtan?
bamnat?
I'm so confused...
Artemis: :rolls eyes:: everyone knows you don't kill.
Batman: Yes. I
don't kill others. But myself...that's an entire different story.
I'm about to impale myself on a
batarang.
No I’m not!
Yes I am!!
No I'm NOT!!!
AM TOO!
AM NOT!
AM TOO!
AM NOT!!
AM TOO!
*gurgle*
Artemis: yes it is stupid, but I'm ok with that--it's a story
about the men of the JL getting manicures and facials and then the Wonder Twins
show up. . . good, clean, stupid, vapid irreverence. . .
ok, NOW that's pathetic--I'm
defending why it's stupid. . .I’ll shut up now.
Artemis: dang it Batman, you got BatGuts all over the Monitor
Womb-- GL just cleaned!
Batman: I vomited in your hair.
Artemis: so you impale yourself, make a mess, and BAIL so
now I have to clean? gee thanks!
Artemis: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
I vomited in your hair.
ew. . . I am so telling Superman
about this-- you're getting monitor duty for life!
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
so you impale yourself, make a mess, and BAIL so now I have to clean? gee
thanks!
I suggest you use a strong shampoo.
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
ew. . . I am so telling Superman about this-- you're getting monitor duty
for life!
I think you're a little too late.
Just consider it a payback in what
you did to me in that outrageous song.
Artemis
Ha!
I WISH I wrote The Song-- that was all UG. . .
Batman: Well
then.
I think I'm just going to have to
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Batman: I am Batman. I am justice. I am the night. I am...
*gurgle*
Batman: I'm alone again.
Batman: BATMAN!! COME HERE!
Yes, Batman?
Hey tell them about them!
What do you mean?
I don’t know!
Well If I don’t know, you don't
know!
Then I guess if you don’t know I don’t
know!
then who knows?
I don't.
I need some chocolate.
I need some brains.
I need a life.
I'm dying...
Artemis: bored now.
you need to get out more Bats. . .
Batman
I think there was something in the
punch at the JL party last night.
I only went because Diana told me
if I didn't, I would be eating my batsymboled underwear through my nose.
I love her dearly, but sometimes
she can be extremely cruel.
I told her I'm not a people
person.
I told me I'm not a people person.
Ha ha!! i speld peple wronguh.
Wook! ahm spewin eberytin wrog.
hee hee!!
eeeee hee heee!!
BWHAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
bored now.
you need to get out more Bats. . .
DEATH TO MONITOR DUTY!!!!!
Artemis: well let's put on something more interesting.
<starts fiddling with a
monitor>
CARTOONS! YEA!
wondy222: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
well let's put on something more interesting.
<starts fiddling with a monitor>
CARTOONS! YEA!
Cartoons? Where?
Artemis: on all the monitors! I’m sure the planet will be ok
for a few hours. . .
Batman: BUGGS BUNNY!!! ELMER FUDD!! JUSTICE LEAGUE!!
No, that's too much like work.
wondy222: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
on all the monitors! I’m sure the planet will be ok for a few hours. . .
Yeah yeah.......Earth'll be fine!
*Hangs up cloak and sword and gets
a bowl of coco puffs*
Artemis: hey Wondy, hurry up! x-men: evolution's on the
monitor that used to be Europe. . .
wondy222: WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SO?!?!
*Dives into chair next to Artemis*
Ummm.......coco puffs and Kurt....the breakfast of maniacs.......... :D