Topic:   Where. Is. Shy?

 

Ashley says: Sigh…. wish they finished this…. still funny to read, though.

 

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Batman: Where is Hawkgirl?

She's so fun to irritate.

 

Joker12: Just as you are Batsy ol' boy!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Batman: JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Joker12: Right'o! The clown Prince of crime returns!

 

Batman: I have still yet to pay you back for the time you stole my shorts.

 

Joker12: *Joker looks innocent. *

Moi? Steal YOUR shorts? I'm a trouser man myself...

*grin*

 

Flash_luva: YEAH!!!!!!!!! I'm on Joker's side!!!! Yippee!!! I’ll go get ammo!!!!! U RULE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!

 

Joker12: thank you Flash_luva!

 

Batman: Bring it on.

 

Joker12: Batty! Does this mean you don't love me anymore?

And after ALL we've been through......

 

Batman: Don't make me vomit.

 

Joker12: Then how would I get my kicks? Well

BRING IT ON BAT BOY!

*pulls out.......*

 

Flash_luva: *hands Joker machine gun and pulls out one for herself*

Let's go puddin'

 

Batman: Bring it on.

 

Joker12: *grins*

*Joker begins to fire at Bats*

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Batman: OUUUHHH!!!!

*Throws batarang*

Diana....

*Misses target and hits self*

 

Joker12: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*notices Harley looking at Bats*

Joker: Harley?

Harley: Who's Diana? Yehr gurl?

 

Joker12: Joker: What does it matter Harley? Now,...

*grins evilly*

It's time to finish Batsy…

 

Batman: Diana...she's so...lov--

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

*dodges Joker's gunfire just barely*

 

Joker12: Harley, help me, get your bazooka!

 

Joker12: Wondy....?…anyone

 

Batman: *throws batarang and it slams Joker in the head*

 

wondy222: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
 Diana...she's so...lov--

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

*dodges Joker's gunfire just barely*

Sorry Flash_luva, I know your Harley, don’t be mad, but I had an idea for this one tiny part
Harley stared sympathetically at Batman.

His poor gurl

She picked up her bazooka.

But didn't aim it at Bats.

 

Joker12: Harley what are you doing?

*bazooka pointed at him*

Harley...

 

Batman: Harley has decided to change sides, I see. Give it up, joker.

 

Joker12: Harley! After all we've been through!

*Harley glares at him*

Err...bad times...but I still have one trick up my sleeve!

*pulls out gun*

BANG BANG!

*shoots Harley*

And....

 

Batman: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*I run over to the fallen Harley and take off her mask, to reveal Diana's stricken face*

DIANA!!! SPEAK TO ME!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Joker12: Game, set and.......

*walks towards Batman*

Match.

 

Batman: *growls*

why...why you...dirty...

*lunges at Joker and starts pounding his face*

 

Joker12: *blood pours from Joker's nose*

AHAHAHAHA! Your girlfriend will die...and so will you!

*room seals and begins to fill with poisonous Joker gas*

 

Batman:  I will...ahah...get you for this...ahahahaha...you....aaahaaaaahhh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*Grabs gas mask and puts over Diana's face, then passes out*

 

Joker12: Joker laughs as he watches Batman and Diana dying at his feet.

WACK!

Something hits Joker in the head,

Only one other person was immune to the Joker gas...

Harley?

 

Batman: H...Harl...ey...he...lp...

mm... me....