(Ashley
says: This lovely little skirmish between Batman and myself
occurred in a topic in which we welcomed a new member – TwoFace.
We had been at it for a while, but this is where it gets good.)
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
Hey, watch it, Pick!!!!!!! :p
Hey, TwoFace! Name's Shayera, but
you can call me Shy. (It's shorter.) Hope you like it here! Oh, and Batman?
Don't worry about him. He's beaten his head against the computer too many times
while on monitor duty....
You seem to forget the reason I bang my head against the
wall, is because you abandon me with YOUR turn for MONITOR duty so you can PREEN
YOUR WINGS!!!!!!!
Shayera: You forgot to take your pills
again, didn't you?
Batman: careful of Shayera.
She'll make ANY excuse in the world, not to do monitor duty.
There is only one Thanagar, and
she got out of monitor duty by claiming it exploded FIVE TIMES.
Hrmn. Never trust a Thanagarian.
She only befriends you for your mocha.
Plutonianpick: Why trust a Plutonian?
After all, Pluto is just Hades in Roman form.
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
Be careful of Shayera.
She'll make ANY excuse in the world, not to do monitor duty.
There is only one Thanagar, and
she got out of monitor duty by claiming it exploded FIVE TIMES.
Hrmn. Never trust a Thangarian.
She only befriends you for your mocha.
Liar.
A) I don't know how to get back to Thanagar
B) I HATE COFFEE!!!!!!! Chocolate on the other hand...
How hard did you hit your head this time?
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
You forgot to take your pills again, didn't you?
*dumps container behind back*
WHAT pills?? How dare you imply...
Shayera
Not implying, informing.
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
Liar.
A) I don't know how to get back to Thanagar
B) I HATE COFFEE!!!!!!! Chocolate on the other hand...
How hard did you hit your head this time?
You merely confirmed my thoughts.
A. If you don't know how to get back to thanagar,
then WHY DID YOU TELL US YOU HAD TO HELP WITH IT'S EXPLOSION??
B. If you hated mocha, then why were you upset yesterday
when I said (in baby talk) that the mocha machine was broke?
I'm not the liar here, Shayera. Remember who the superior
mind is.
It isn't you.
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by TwoFace:
So........people here sort of play characters?
Just Batman, mostly. I do too when he's on. Normally,
though, I'm just myself. He's fun to aggravate...though I'm sure he says the
same about me... :D
Shayera: Batman –
A) you must have been hallucinating again, because if I DID
know how to get to Thanagar, I'd leave just to get
away from you.
B) Because I had to fix it since you broke it!!!!!!!
Yeah, you're right, my mind isn't superior, your mind is just inferior.
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
Just Batman, mostly. I do too when he's on. Normally, though, I'm just
myself. He's fun to aggravate...though I'm sure he says the same about me... :D
So.
Aggravating me is FUN now?
Zip your lip or it might get split.
Shayera: You forget who you're talking to.
Batman: No.
The weakling with wings.
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
So.
Aggravating me is FUN now?
Highlight of my day!
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
A) you must have been hallucinating again, because if I DID
know how to get to Thanagar, I'd leave just to get
away from you.
B) Because I had to fix it since you broke it!!!!!!!
Yeah, you're right, my mind isn't superior, your mind is just inferior.
A. I WASN'T HALLUCINATING, ASK THE FLASH!!
B. I only broke it using it so much. Because
you give me an ulcer.
My mind. Inferior.
Hurmn. Hrm. Hurn.
Pssh.
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
No.
The weakling with wings.
I can kick your butt and you know it.
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
Highlight
of my day!
You're asking for a pounding, wingnut.
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
A. I
WASN'T HALLUCINATING, ASK THE FLASH!!
B. I only broke it using it so much. Because
you give me an ulcer.
My mind. Inferior.
Hurmn. Hrm. Hurn.
Pssh.
Yeah yeah yeah
- go sulk in a corner.
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
I can
kick your butt and you know it.
In your feathered dreams.
Masked Alien: TwoFace – another thing. You also have to put up with Batman and
Shayera fighting ALL the time. And Batman putting up multiple
threads involving the same thing.
Shayera: Hey, he started it!!!!!!!!!!!!
TwoFace: Eh,
I find it humerous.
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
In your feathered dreams.
::slams Batman's head through
wall::
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by TwoFace:
Eh, I
find it humerous.
So do I. Since I
win all the time.
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
::slams Batman's head through wall::
**OOUHhhh...*
Good thing I had protocalls for
that...and put up particle board...
>THUD<
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
So do I. Since I win all the time.
*spits out three teeth*
Never...
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
**OOUHhhh...*
Good thing I had protocalls for
that...and put up particle board...
>THUD<
Ice cream, anyone?
TwoFace: Ice
cream......is my kryptonite.........
Shayera: quote:
Originally
posted by Batman:
*spits
out three teeth*
Never...
You just keep thinkin' that.
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
Ice cream, anyone?
*cough*
GIVE ME MY WALLET YOU LITTLE--!!!!!
Batman: quote:
Originally
posted by Shayera:
You just
keep thinkin' that.
*slams Shayera in head with batarang*
No. YOU
do.
Shayera quote:
Originally posted by TwoFace:
Ice cream......is my kryptonite.........
Any particular flavor? I have a whole stash.
How 'bout you, Pick? Choose a flavor. A gallon for
everyone!!!!!!! (Uh-oh, sugar-high comin' on...but I
haven't had any sugar yet! Ah well, sugar is my kryptonite, whether I have it
or not!)
TwoFace: Black Rasberry!
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*cough*
GIVE
ME MY WALLET YOU LITTLE---!!!!
NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
Shayera: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*slams Shayera in head with batarang*
No.
YOU do.
::catches batarang and hurls it
back::
Sorry, no can do.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
Or the wings...
*grabs
Shayera's wings and slams her into the wall*
::backflips and rams Batman's head through a new spot
in the wall::
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
::catches batarang and hurls it
back::
Sorry,
no can do.
*catches batarang between two fingers and throws gas bombs*
Go to sleep, winged weakling.
NOW.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by TwoFace:
Black Rasberry!
::tosses TF a gallon and giant
spoon::
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
::backflips
and rams Batman's head through a new spot in the wall::
*gurgle*
*spits blood on Shayera's costume*
You know how hard it is to get blood out of things...
Shayera: Good thing I stole--er---borrowed
your Bat-detergent!!!!!
TwoFace: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
::tosses TF a gallon and giant spoon::
Thanks dude!
*throws spoon away a proceeds to lick ice cream out of
carton*
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*catches batarang between two fingers and throws gas bombs*
Go to
sleep, winged weakling.
NOW.
Batman....those were gumballs....
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Good thing I stole--er---borrowed your
Bat-detergent!!!!!
So. It was you that got into my belt and
switched the fresh breath spray with sleeping gas.
STAY OUT OF MY QUARTERS, SHAYERA. I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by TwoFace:
Thanks dude!
*throws
spoon away a proceeds to lick ice cream out of carton*
I like you!!!!! :D
Shayera: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
So. It was you that got into my belt and
switched the fresh breath spray with sleeping gas.
STAY
OUT OF MY QUARTERS, SHAYERA. I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN.
What? I like breaking into your room. Your security system
keeps me busy for a couple minutes.
TwoFace: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
I like you!!!!!
I like me too! ;) Tell me, which is my good side?
*turns displaying different profile angles*
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Batman....those were gumballs....
*slams Shayera through the door*
No matter. You can't defeat me
without cheating, anyway.
Shayera: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*slams Shayera through the door*
No
matter. You can't defeat me without cheating, anyway.
:: picks up door and smashes it against
Batman's body::
Wanna bet?
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
What? I like breaking into your room. Your security system keeps me busy for
a couple minutes. :D
Why you rotten dirty...
dirty, rotten...dirty...
@#$%^&*!!!!!!
*curses wildly*
Shayera: quote:
Originally posted by TwoFace:
I like me too! ;) Tell me, which is my good side?
*turns
displaying different profile angles*
Sigh...
Men. ::rolls eyes::
:D
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
:: picks up door and smashes it against
Batman's body::
Wanna
bet?
*grabs Shayera by the hair and slams her head through the
hole in the wall made by my head*
Yes.
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by TwoFace:
I like me too! ;) Tell me, which is my good side?
*turns
displaying different profile angles*
Hrmmn.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
Why you rotten dirty...
dirty, rotten...dirty...
@#$%^&*!!!!!!
*curses wildly*
Language, Bats! Oh, and...when do you want the keys to the Batmobile
back?
Shayera: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*grabs Shayera by the hair and slams her head through the
hole in the wall made by my head*
Yes.
::kicks Batman in the stomach::
Diana will probably hurt me for
killing her boyfriend. Oh well.
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Oh, and...when do you want the keys
to the Batmobile back?
rrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!
*Dives into Shayera, smashing
through the other wall*
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
::kicks Batman in the stomach::
Diana
will probably hurt me for killing her boyfriend. Oh well.
*vomits all over Shayera and kicks her in the face*
You're welcome to try. But I don't think you're doing a very
good job right now.
Quit while you can still walk.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
rrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!
*Dives
into Shayera, smashing through the other wall*
Look if you wanted a hug...
::flips Batman over her::
...I still would have done that.
Shayera: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*vomits all over Shayera and kicks her in the face*
You're
welcome to try. But I don't think you're doing a very good job right now.
Quit
while you can still walk.
Oh? So why can't *you* walk?
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Look if you wanted a hug...
::flips Batman over her::
...I
still would have done that.
Hug? From YOU?
*decks Shayera through ceiling*
NEVER.
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Oh? So why can't *you* walk?
I am walking, winged meanace.
*HARD uppercut to Shayera's jaw*
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
Hug? From YOU?
*decks
Shayera through ceiling*
NEVER.
Look I despise you more than you do me, so...
::hurls Batman through window::
Get over it.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
I am walking, winged menace.
*HARD
uppercut to Shayera's jaw*
::kicks Batman in the face, grabs
his necks between legs, and thrashes him into the floor::
Looks more like crawling to me,
pointy-eared freak.
Artemis: Hi Two Face! Pass me a spoon will
ya? I love seeing Shy kick Batman's butt!
TwoFace:
Hey!
*tosses spoon*
Sorry.......the black rasberry's
kinda drooly.........
Artemis: Thanks!
Ah, no prob. I'm a mess already.
Oh and WELCOME!!! Are you enjoying your time here so far?
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Look I despise you more than you do me, so...
::hurls Batman through window::
Get
over it.
*catches post, swings around, smashes Shayera with the force
of both legs*
NO.
TwoFace: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
Thanks!
Ah,
no prob. I'm a mess already.
Oh
and WELCOME!!! Are you enjoying your time here so far?
Yep! Everyones nuts! Though I'm
waiting for a party to happen........
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
::kicks Batman in the face, grabs
his necks between legs, and thrashes him into the floor::
Looks more like crawling to me, pointy-eared freak.
*picks up board and smashes it across shayera's
face*
You don't look too well yourself.
Shayera : quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
*catches post, swings around, smashes Shayera with the force
of both legs*
NO.
You have a problem with grudges, you know that?
::catches legs, and hurls Batman
into the post::
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Artemis:
Hi Two Face! Pass me a spoon will ya? I love seeing Shy kick
Batman's butt!
I am positively touched by your extreme encouragement.
Shayera: Hey, can we put this on hold and
have a coffee break or something? I'm being called to dinner...
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
You have a problem with grudges, you know that?
::catches legs, and hurls Batman into the post::
*grabs post, tears it out of ground, swings at Shayera*
Do you blame me?
Batman: quote:
Originally posted by Shayera:
Hey, can we put this on hold and have a coffee break or
something? I'm being called to dinner...
*pant pant*
I think we can both use a break.
*pant pant*
I'll slam your winged carcass into the ground later.
*limps away woundedly*
Artemis: quote:
Originally posted by Batman:
I am positively touched by your extreme encouragement.
I'm sorry Batman. . .
um, go batman, yay.
Better?
Shayera:
Sorry to disappoint, Artemis and TF, but duty calls! :D
Later!
Artemis: later Shy!