Author                       Topic:   Shayera. Come here. NOW.

 

Batman: Come here. NOW.

 

Shayera: Why?

 

Batman: Because I told you to.

 

Shayera: Okay, then I'll leave.

 

Joker12: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

*releses joker gas*

 

Batman: You still haven't given me back that chocolate pudding.

 

Shayera: That's MY chocolate pudding now.

 

Batman: cough cough

 

rotten...joker..

 

koff koff

 

SHAYERA!!!!!!YOU TOLD HIM TO DO THAT, DIDN'T YOU???

Originally posted by Shayera:
That's MY chocolate pudding now.

 

You didn't give me back my chocolate chip mint ice cream, either.

 

Joker12: Aw, Batsy doesn't love me anymore!

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:

SHAYERA!!!!!!YOU TOLD HIM TO DO THAT, DIDN'T YOU???

NO!

 

I was busy trying to hide the empty box of chocolate chip mint ice cream that I finished in a day....I mean...

 

Batman: HEY!!!

 

*dives onto Hawkgirl, knocking her to the ground*

 

I WANT MY ICE CREAM BACK!!!!

 

Joker12: *Joker plants a big wet one on Bat's cheek*

 

Batman: GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

 

*Batman dances around giggling and whiping giant smooch off face*

 

(acting strange due to Joker Gas)

 

EEEEWWW!!! EW!! ICK ICK ICKY!!

 

PLEUGH!!!!

 

*Batman staggers to side of room and pukes in trash can*

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
HEY!!!

I WANT MY ICE CREAM BACK!!!!

...you want the ice cream back? From my intestrial track? That's disgusting!!

 

Joker12: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

*Batman dances around giggling and whiping giant smooch off face*

(acting strange due to Joker Gas)

EEEEWWW!!! EW!! ICK ICK ICKY!!

PLEUGH!!!!

*Batman staggers to side of room and pukes in trash can*

Aw, Batsy ol' bean, whats a smootch between pals? :D

 

wondy222: Joker, what the heck are yah doing?

 

Shayera: Uh-oh...he's in trouble now...

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:

...you want the ice cream back? From my intestrial track? That's disgusting!!

NO!!!! I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A GALLON OF IT WITH THE MONEY I GAVE YOU YESTERDAY!!!

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Joker12:
Aw, Batsy ol' bean, whats a smootch between pals? :D

Old...bean...?

 

*wipes puke off face*

 

YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT NOW...

 

Joker12: *Grabs Harl and gives her a big smooch, then grabs Shy and does the same*

 

Batman: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

 

SHAYERA!! HELP ME!! THE JOKER USED POISONED LIPSTICK!!!

 

uhhh uh uh uh huh...

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
NO!!!! I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A GALLON OF IT WITH THE MONEY I GAVE YOU YESTERDAY!!!

Oh, is that it?

 

Why didn't you *say* so???? I got a whole stash in my closet/freezer.

 

:: opens door::

 

TA DA!!!

 

Batman: ICE CREAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Batman runs in and eats EVERY GALLON*

 

Ohhh...*gurgle* my tummy hurts...

 

Joker12: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

SHAYERA!! HELP ME!! THE JOKER USED POISONED LIPSTICK!!!

uhhh uh uh uh huh...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Borrowed it from poision ivy......... :D

 

Batman: *I'm laughing hysterically and my stomach hurts from eating 50 gallons of ice cream*

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

SHAYERA!! HELP ME!! THE JOKER USED POISONED LIPSTICK!!!

uhhh uh uh uh huh...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Backs away....

 

Okay...I know I've got anti-joker spray in my closet somewhere...

 

::shuffling::

 

FOUND IT!!!!!!

 

::sprays can::

 

Batman: ACCHGCHCKKKHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Shy: whoops, that was hair spray....HERE IT IS!!!!!!

 

::sprays::

 

Good thing I got the right bottle this time...

 

Goodness...I'll have to buy more ice cream...

 

wondy222: *wipes mouth*

 

THAT'S IT!

 

*gets her baseball bat*

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:
Backs away....

Okay...I know I've got anti-joker spray in my closet somewhere...

::shuffling::

FOUND IT!!!!!!

::sprays can::

Batman: ACCHGCHCKKKHHH!!!!!!!!

Shy: whoops, that was hair spray....HERE IT IS!!!!!!

::sprays::

Good thing I got the right bottle this time...

YOU LITTLE */*&%$#!!!!!!!

 

*tries to clear eyes*

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:
Goodness...I'll have to buy more ice cream...

Here.

 

*hands Hawkgirl a thousand more dollars*

 

Buy yourself something nice.

 

Shayera: ::manages to take the antidote before the lipstick can take effect::

 

Thanks, Bats!!!! And just for that, you can have my very special gallon of ice cream. I was saving it for a SPECIAL occassion...but they don't happen too often. So you can have it...it's your favorite....

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:

YOU LITTLE */*&%$#!!!!!!!

*tries to clear eyes*

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

 

Batwonderlove: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:
::manages to take the antidote before the lipstick can take effect::

Thanks, Bats!!!! And just for that, you can have my very special gallon of ice cream. I was saving it for a SPECIAL occassion...but they don't happen too often. So you can have it...it's your favorite....

I'm positively delighted.

 

(I'm holding an empty container.)

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Batwonderlove:
I'm positively delighted.

(I'm holding an empty container.)

Stupid username.

 

Joker12: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I've just figured it out!!!!

 

Batman: Figured what out, clown?

 

Joker12: Guess who knows who...........Batman......is......

 

Joker12: *whispers to Harl*

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Joker12:
Guess who knows who...........Batman......is......

Um....everybody?

 

Joker12: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:
Um....everybody?

Now they do.............

 

Shayera: Oi.  A mind like a steel trap.

 

wondy222: Sorry everybody.......... JOKER ES UN GRANDE STUPIDA! SILANCO STUPIDA!

 

wondy222: Sigh........my moronic amigo Mistah J....

 

Shayera: Oui. Il est tres stupid, mais ca n'est pas une suprise.

 

gamma_xmen: Fatman is estupido.

 

wondy222: Actually........if he WAS Batman........

 

Batman: ....

 

Now I need a translator.

 

Shayera : Wondy said that Joker was stupid, and told him to shut up. I agreed and said his stupidity was no surprise to me.

 

Batman: Thank you.

 

By the way, what is that sticking to your wing..?

 

Shayera: Oh - post-it-note.

 

"Note to self - ram Batman's head against wall. Then reward self with ice cream."

 

Hmm....to ram or not to ram...that is the question...

 

Batman: Do what you think is best.

 

Shayera: Okay then.

 

BAM!!!

 

Sorry 'bout that, Bats. But to compromise, you can share the ice cream with me. (it's your money anyways...)

 

Okay, now I REALLY have to go!!!!!

 

C ya!!!!

 

Batman: ...

 

(I can't speak. I'm unconscious.)

 

Goodbye, Shayera.

 

(collapses again into dark oblivion)