Topic:   SHAYERA!!!!

 

Batman: GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT AND DO MONITOR DUTY!! NOW!!!!!!

 

Batman: *slams head on wall*

 

Batman: I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! THE MONITORS!! THE MONITORS!! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND THEY'RE GONNA EAT MY HEAD AND BRAINS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

*bangs head harder*

 

Batman: IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! THE MONITOR SLUGS ARE COMING!! HAAALP!!! HAAAALLLLLLPP!!!

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGTHPTHPTEAGHTPHTHECHHTEGHHHTHETHEHH

 

Batman: EEEIII IIIIEIEEEEIEIEIEIIEIIEIEIIEIEIEIEIE OOOOOOEEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOOEOEOOEOEOEOOEOEOOOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOE

SIRENS ARE GOING OFF!! COME IMMEDIATELY!! OOOEEOOEOEOEOEOEOEOOEOEOEOOEE

 

Batman: JOF JEAOVMNOREWIJPOIH JFJDFKLJJDSFAKLJDSFIJEIFMSDMFDSNNVCNJNFDSJHJSAHEUIHFAJFNEJHRUIEHIEW

 

Shayera: You.

Have.

Problems.

And no, I don't want to.

 

Batman: MY BRAINS!! THEYRE TAKING OVER MY BRAINS!!!

LKFJD OIEVHWOIEDWJ!!!!FGKHLDFGL;HKFG;HKOPFDGKOHPTKOHPKFDGO;HKPGFKH!!!!!!!KLJSJDGKLJDLFJGKLJDFGLJD!!!

KDF;GKPDSFKGPRKSGJOPRUTSIRETPISGJSOIDJFGKJFD G D GJFDLKG JLFD GKLJ DFGJ LJDFGKLJDFKLJ GFD GJ DFKJGKLJDSFGKLJ DFGJ G DFJ GJ DFKLGJ KLJZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Batman: OIERUMTVOIEJRT.

 

Batman: GJ KLJGLJERKLJERJLJFGJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (run!!run!! the aliens are coming!!!)

 

Batman: *sings*

I...WEAR...AN...

ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW BATSYMBOLED BIKINI.....

 

Shayera: That is unbelievably disturbing.

 

Batman: EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH EEEEEAAAAPTH EASOIUEJKFJADSKFJADS FJKLJSD!!!

YOU WILL HAVE ME FIRED!!

I mean...

I WILL HAVE ME FIRED!!

I mean...

I WILL FIRE ME HAVE!!

I mean...

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:
But that is unbelievably disturbing.

Yep! I have one! wanna see???

*pulls off batsuit*

 

Batman

*dancing around monitor room naked with nothing but mask on*

la la la la la.... la la la la lalaaaaa.... la la la ala lalllaaaa....

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH EEEEEAAAAPTH EASOIUEJKFJADSKFJADS FJKLJSD!!!

YOU WILL HAVE ME FIRED!!

I mean...

I WILL HAVE ME FIRED!!

I mean...

I WILL FIRE ME HAVE!!

I mean...

You're BATMAN!!!!!!! You're supposed to be Tall, Dark, and Gloomy!!!!! You're not supposed to make me laugh!!!!!!!!

 

Batman: ooooK OOK OOOK EEK OOK EEEK

*scratches armpits*

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
Yep! I have one! wanna see???

*pulls off batsuit*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

::shields eyes::

That's going to be a difficult image to get rid of...I need acid in which to cleanse my eyes....

 

Artemis: Shayera, please tell me you have a camera. . .

 

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Shayera:
You're BATMAN!!!!!!! You're supposed to be Tall, Dark, and Gloomy!!!!! You're not supposed to make me laugh!!!!!!!!

I make myself laugh when I look in the mirror...

I mean...

Artemis: oh, and Bats, when you're done frolicking, check out the poll. . .

<Artemis runs away>

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
Shayera, please tell me you have a camera. . .

Ooops...it fell in the acid.

 

Shayera: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:

I make myself laugh when I look in the mirror...

I mean...

I'm sure you do...with all the "Bat-Hair Days" you have.

 

Batman: GET ME OUTTA...

uh oh...emergency alarm.

or is that my eyes exploding?

I must go.

but trust me.

WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

 

Batman: ....

I almost ran out of the monitor room naked...

The criminals would laugh if they saw....:embarrassed:

I've said too much already.

 

Shayera: …..Yeah.

I must leave as well...gotta go save the world.

Later, Batboy.