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Topic: lalalalala

Ashley says: This is just the start of many more adventures with Kurt and Wondy and her cooking.

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wondy222: *Wondy does her happy dance*

wondy222: Sigh........hey Artemis.......

I need a mission.

Artemis:

Kurt: I have a mission!

Wondy: <rolls eyes> what's your "mission" Kurt?

Kurt: my underwear keeps disappearing. Can you find out who keeps stealing them?

Wondy: <reddening> sure. . . um. . . I'm right on it. . .

Legolas: while you're at it--

Wondy: <interrupting> yeah, yeah, I know. Find yours too. . .

wondy222: Best mission ever!

*Wondy goes and gets some gasoline and matches*

Wondy: This should do it………

*Pours gas over underwear and lights a match. sets fire to Kurt and Legolas’s underwear*

Legolas: Sniff sniff.......something burning?

Kurt: Hey, maybe Wondy's cooking! Let's go see!

Artemis:

Wondy: hm. . .why does it smell so funny?

Legolas: <blushing> there's a lot of spandex in my. . . um. . . yeah.

Kurt: <frowns> You mean you're NOT cooking?!

Wondy: <tosses some hotdogs on the pyre> There ya go sweetie!

Kurt: I love you!

Legolas: <elbows Kurt> hello?! what about underwear?

wondy222: *Kurt stares at Legolas*

Kurt: I don't think underwear would taste very good.......unless we add ketchup!

*runs off to find Ketchup*

Legolas: Sigh.........

Artemis:

Legolas: <glares at Wondy> THAT'S IT! I will not tolerate this humiliation any longer!

Wondy: <bottom lip quivers, looks at Legolas with big doe eyes brimming with tears> Don't you. . .<sniff> like it here?

Kurt: I'm going to kill you! Wondy, light him up!

Legolas: <removes mask> HA-HA!

Wondy and Kurt: <gasp> NO! It can't be. . .

Wondy:

Wondy: Superman?!?

Superman: Yes! I'm mad everyone has a girlfriend except me! I'm now evil!

Wondy: Your evil?!? Gosh, you suck at it.

Superman(begins to cry) Stop....sniff being a meanie........

*Kurt get scissors and cuts off curl*

Superman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Superman deflates and melts*

Kurt: Wow........cool! Can I have more hotdogs?

Wondy: Eh, ok!