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Topic: HURN....

Batman: HURN....

wondy222: A man of so many words...

Artemis: yep. . .

wondy222: Can I borrow the Batmobile?

PLWWEEESEEEEEE!?!

Artemis: <sits up>

Did Wondy just say "borrow?"

Dear Diary. . . The most amazing thing happened today on the boards. . .

wondy222: I know! I'm actually asking! Maybe I'm ill..........

Artemis: I don't think he's paying attention . . . go grab his keys. . .

wondy222: *hides something behind back*

Err......what keys? No speaka English......

*clanking sound heard*

Batman: HEY!!! GIVE THEM BACK - NOW!!!

Artemis: <looks away, whistling>

Batman: *snatches keys*

If you hadn't stolen the keys, I would have let you borrow the Batmobile.

wondy222: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
HEY!!! GIVE THEM BACK - NOW!!!

What are you talking about..........?

Batman: My keys! GIVE THEM TO ME!

Artemis: <sounds of engine starting>

WONDY! I HOTWIRED IT! LET'S GO!

Batman: HEY!! HEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

*dodges as Wondy and Artemis speed toward me*

Batman: HURN...

(Translation for the Bat-illiterate: Diana left me, I gave all my money to Hawkgirl, and now I have tire tracks on my favorite costume. What else will go wrong today?)

Artemis: hehehehehe--he's got pink fuzzy dice in here!

Artemis: <grinding of gears>

Did I mention I don't know how to drive stick?

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
hehehehehe--he's got pink fuzzy dice in here!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!!

AND DON'T YOU DARE LOOK UNDER THE SEAT!!!!!

Great. Now that I said that you probably will...

HURN.

(Translation: ****!!!!!)

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
<grinding of gears>

Did I mention I don't know how to drive stick?

WHAT???

The Batmobile isn't a stick...

Batman: You bring my car back.

NOW!!!!

Batman: MUST YOU CONSTANTLY BE THE MASTER OF HEINOUS DISCORD???

*****!!!!*****!!!!!

**************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: ***********!!!!!!)

wondy222: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
HEY!! HEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

*dodges as Wondy and Artemis speed toward me*

All right! Let's go get some men to go with our new ride! (of the Indy, mulder, Kurt variety) :D

Artemis: Not stick?

guess it's not important!

wondy: ew! there's some superman underoos under the seat!

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by wondy222:
All right! Let's go get some men to go with our new ride! (of the Indy, mulder, Kurt variety) :D

DON'T YOU DARE GET ANY SWEATY MEN ON MY NEW UPHOLSTERY....

Artemis: sounds good to me! who's house first?

wondy222: AH! my ride to the library's here! gotta run! see yah!

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
Not stick?

<looks at stick in hand, shrugs, tosses it behind her>

guess it's not important!

<wondy looks under seat>

wondy: ew! there's some superman underoos under the seat!

<tosses them out the window>

Sob...

Hurn...

hm
hrn hm hrn hurn m HURN!!!!

(Translation: DARN!!! But I'm glad they didn't find the...)

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
sounds good to me! who's house first?

noooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*BATMAN EXPLODES VIOLENTLY WITH ANGER*

Artemis: bye wondy!

guess I could bring the Batmobile back. . .nah. . .

Batman: *gets on knees*

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??? PRETYY PRETTY PLEASE WITH CHOCOLATE COVERED...umm...

why am I GROVELING? you should be frightened out of your wits!!!

Maybe I should retire...

Artemis: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
Sob...

Hurn...

hm
hrn hm hrn hurn m HURN!!!!

(Translation: DARN!!! But I'm glad they didn't find the...)

hmm. . . what's this?

<shudders> his bat bikini!

OUT THE WINDOW!

Artemis: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
*gets on knees*

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??? PRETYY PRETTY PLEASE WITH CHOCOLATE COVERED...umm...

why am I GROVELING? you should be frightened out of your wits!!!

Maybe I should retire...

Frightened? Of what? I've got your wheels! You'll never catch me!

Batman: NOOOOO!! MY BEST BIKINI!!!!!

*sobs*

I translated my Batspeak in "Happy Mothers Day UG" for the Bat-illiterate.

Drive over there.

*Batman runs away*

Artemis: <walking back>

Batman: hurn.

Artemis: Yeah, <nervous laugh> I, uh sorta ran out gas on the way back from that thread.

Batman: hurn.

Artemis: hehehehe <runs away>

wondy222: I brought gas! (actually, it's gravy my brother made......same effect)

Artemis: <grabs wondy, starts running>

Let's go! I kinda left it in a not-so nice neighborhood. . .

wondy222: *panting*

WHERE? Is it........uh oh.......

gamma_xmen: *Drags the Batmobile behind in a truck, all wheels stripped off, and the radios and all the Batgadgets hacked in and stolen*

*points at Batman* Hey, you in the cape and cowl! You own this? It was left in Crime Alley!

Artemis: On a positive note, the graffiti's an improvement. . .

wondy222: *Wondy pockets Batgadgets*

hehe.....wonder what happened.......?

wondy222: (now to make my OWN Batmobile! :D)

Artemis: yeah. . .hehehehe. . .guess you missed a spot on your patrol. . . so it's really your fault if you look at it like that. . .

Artemis: quote:

Originally posted by wondy222:
(now to make my OWN Batmobile! :D)

Can I paint it? I was thinking a big "wondymobile" on the sides . . . you choose the color of course!

gamma_xmen: Hehehehe *lights a cigarette and accidentally toss the match at the gas that was leaking from the Batmobile, and it goes BOOOOOOOM!!!!*

*looks at the burning Batmobile*

Um....oops?

wondy222: *Motions to Artemis*

Batmobile’s finished! Let's go pick up guys! :D

Artemis: <wondy, gamma, and artemis produce marshmallows on sticks>

all: S'MORES!

Artemis: quote:

Originally posted by wondy222:
*Motions to Artemis*

Batmobile’s finished! Let's go pick up guys! :D

Sorry gamma! gotta run!

WOO-HOO!

wondy222: gamma! hop in! we can use a third!

wondy222: Pink's a great color for the new mobile......

don't yah think?

gamma_xmen: *joins in* Sure thing!

Artemis: <buckles seat belt, looks around>

I love the changes you've made!

DEW!

Artemis: quote:

Originally posted by wondy222:
Pink's a great color for the new mobile......

don't yah think?

Love the pink! and the blue furry seatcovers! ;-) Wondy! <shakes head, grinning>

Artemis: <hands gamma a dew>

wondy222: *Wondy puts on sunglasses*

Artemis: Err....Wondy that's not a good idea at NIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTT

*car speeds off with Artemis and Gamma screaming in terror*

wondy222: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
and the blue furry seatcovers! ;-) Wondy! <shakes head, grinning>

They remind me of a certain elf........ :D

gamma_xmen: Hey! *looks at the covers* Ya could put the angelic markings Nightcrawler had in X2!

Artemis: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WONDY!!! WAIT!!!

wondy: <innocently> yes?

artemis: where are we going?

wondy222: quote:

Originally posted by gamma_xmen:
Hey! *looks at the covers* Ya could put the angelic markings Nightcrawler had in X2!

I haven't seen X2 yet......*cursing begins*

Artemis: YOU haven't seen it yet? YOU?

wondy222: I KNOW! I'm so ashamed........

Artemis: <grabs steering wheel and makes an u-turn>

then that's where we're going! to the movie!

wondy222: *car screeches to halt*

Alright! Let's get refreshments!

Artemis: <grabs cart and runs into supermarket>

gamma: do we really need a cart?

wondy: <blushing> um, yeah. . .

artemis: ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, Doritos, potato chips, pizza, more dew for wondy, some yuengling for me. . .

wondy222: Wondy: back to the theater!

*all three race to the theater*

Gamma: We're not gonna make it!

*Wondy downs a bottle of Dew and grabs gamma and Artemis*

Wondy: SUPER SUGAR RUSH SPEED!!!!!!!!

Artemis: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

wow. that was fast.

wondy222: *Wondy screeches to a halt outside theater*

*they stop 3 figures*

Wondy: KURT!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEE!

Artemis: BATTTTMMMMMMMANNNNNNN!

Gamma: (fill in blank)

Wondy: And we have whipped cream just for the occasion.......

Artemis: <artemis tackles batman (who bears a striking resemblance to Jim Lee's Batman in Hush)>

um, wondy. . . we'll be sitting in the back. . .

wondy222: *slaps handcuffs on herself and Kurt*

Of course.........

Artemis
Artemis: oh and Kurt?

Kurt: yes?

artemis: haven't you seen this yet? you are in it.

Kurt: Logan wouldn't let me <looks sad>

wondy: I’m gonna kill him!

wondy222: *Everyone walks in dragging large amounts of food*

Artemis: where'd gamma and his lady (who is it gamma?) go?

wondy222: I dunno.......Batman?

*everyone stares at Bats*

Batman: I'm not a telepath....

Artemis

wondy: shh! movie's starting!!

wondy222
Artemis: Guys! We have two cartons!

Kurt: Oh yeah.......

*start to fight over sprinkles*

Wondy: Sigh.......you can't win......

Artemis

Kurt: <mouth full of ice cream> There I am! <points to screen>

artemis: wondy, he's dribbling ice cream. . . ;-)

wondy: I’m on it!