Topic:   HARL!!!!!!!!!!

 

Joker12: I lost my socks! Again!

 

Wondy: Again?

*starts to crawl around on the floor*

Humm..........the babies don't have them.....

*points to pet hyenas*

Humm..........

 

Joker12: They’re not in the microwave............

 

wondy222: You sure? I often put them in there to dry...........

*curses socks*

 

Joker12: Nope, definitely not in the microwave......

 

wondy222: AHA! *holds up socks in triumph*

You put them in the fridge!

 

Joker12: *smacks forehead*

Of course! I put them next to the orange juice so I'd remember to wear them!

Thanks babe!

 

wondy222: No problem.

 

wondy222: Sigh...........I'm bored...........

 

wondy222: Ho hum..........

 

wondy222: Who wants to hear my version of how Romeo and Juliet SHOULD have ended?

 

Shayera: OOH!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!

I can't read it anymore!!!! I think my brain will explode!!!!!!!!!!

 

wondy222: Ok here's how it goes........it takes place after the street fight.

Friar Lawrence was getting sick of Romeo and Juliet. Whine Whine Whine, that's all they did. Like HE was supposed to know everything. He wasn't Ms. Cleo.

Finally, he snapped. They had to go.

So(me: this part is odd)he sacrificed Fred and Velma from Scooby-Doo (I never liked them)

Shaggy: Like thanks man. Fred was a drag.

Daphne: And that ASCOT! Urgh.

The pot stirred and bubbled. Mercutio and Tybalt came back from the dead.

Mercutio: Dude! We're not dead!

Tybalt: We have a fight to finish!

*begin to fight*'

Friar: Hey! Chill! Wouldn't you rather get revenge on Romeo and Juliet?

Mercutio: Eh...that works too!

So they came up with a plan...

 

yah and then there’s more stuff that happens.....

 

Shayera: HAHA!!!!!!!!! Ooh, me like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

wondy222: So then a safe falls on Romeo and Juliet.

Mercutio: Wow, that was random.

Tybalt: Let's fight!

Mercutio: Works for me!

*Suddenly, surfers, dane cook, kurt and orlando come out of know where*

Kurt: Gee.......we always get lost on the way to the bathroom......

 

Shayera: BWHAHAHAHAH--

Oh, you know the drill.

Wait….how did Kurt and Legolas get in there? :D

 

wondy222: THEN........

Kurt: Gee........we have all this sugar and we're really hot guys.......what should we do?

*Wondy and Kelly appear from nowhere*

Wondy: Who said sugar?

Kelly: sniff sniff.......I smell surfers!

*Then the congo line begins*

And Friar Lawrence realize his one true dream........

A DANCER!

Friar: Holy saint Francis, shake your bon bon!

 

Shayera: Repeat my previous post...

:D :D :D :D

 

wondy222: Joker I'm gonna murder you........oh you just wait........you going down.......

 

Artemis: LOL! Wondy, I love your re-write of the Bard. . . who may be rolling in his grave right now. . . ;)

 

wondy222: The Bard? What's a Bard?

 

Artemis: Shakespeare. . .

 

wondy222: Ah. Yeah........Mercutio, Friar Lawrence, and Tybalt were the only good characters.....

I was Mercutio! :D

 

Artemis: i always found romeo and juliet an annoying couple myself---definitely preferred Romeo's buddies!

 

wondy222: They were so whiny! Now Mercutio and Tybalt..... "Peter a fan to hide her face for the fan is the fair face!" and the Friar were cool!

 

Batman'sGirl: this is a pick me up! :D

Kurt: Man the stuff people wore back then...scary

Legolas: I know there so weird

Mercutio: Weird! How dare ye insult thy self!

Surfer#1: Dude they talk funny man!

Surfer#2:I know dude it's so like...like Weird.

Tybalt: I Happen to think ruffles and breeches are most attractive to damsels

Wondy: *gag*

Wolverine: I hate Shakespeare...

Mercutio: How do think it is appeasing to be a furry, blue, and have a tail.

Wondy: Don't insult my fuzzy blue elf!

Wolverine: I hate plays...

Legolas: yeah I'm her REGULAR elf

Friar Lawrence: What have I started?

BG: A CHAIN REACTION!

 

wondy222: Friar: Shake your bon bons!

*Firar begins to dance wildly*

Mercutio: It's sad when elders dance in such a manner......

*Wondy covers eyes*

Wondy: AHHHHHHHH! It burns!

BG: AAAAHHHHHH! Wolverine, let me hide my face in your manly chest!

Wolverine:................

Kurt: Let's leave and go to the basement!

Legolas: Works for me!